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+S through Z › WordGirl
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
162
Views:
7,908
Reviews:
138
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I don't own WordGirl, nor do I own it's characters. I make no money from the writing of this piece of fanfiction.
Clash of the Heroes
Team Alphanumeric
Clash of the Heroes
by SSJ04 Mewtwo
Legalities and warnings
Wtf?! Has the author lost his damn mind? Is he really writing a fic about a PBS show? Yes I am. WordGirl is property of Dorothea Gillim and PBS. For more info on this cartoon, go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WordGirl. This fic is brought to you by contributions to aff.net. Thank you.
***
Narrator: In the big city...,
SSJ04 Mewtwo: Hold it.
Narrator: But I'm...,
SSJ04 Mewtwo: You narrate for the show, not for fanfics. I work alone. Now go narrate the show before they realize I'm using these characters.
A convenience store clerk stands behind his register waiting on the next customer. Unfortunately, the next customer comes into the store wearing blue spandex with a red minus sign on his chest.
"Ok, Mr. store clerk, you are going to subtract all the cash from the register and you also will subtract a large cherry slurpy or I will subtract you!" he says pointing a finger at him which glows gold for a moment until a blast of energy shoots out at the clerk's head. Fortunately, the man has good enough sense to hit the floor.
"Y-y-yes sir!" the clerk stutters out. 'I've got to move out of this city. Too many criminals.'
"Hold it right there." a female voice announces from behind the robber. He turns to see a girl and a monkey standing in the doorway.
"Oh great, I got out of one city with a pint sized crime fighter in it only to find out that this one has one as well! What, are you Calculate Girl or something?"
"No, I'm WordGirl and this is Captain Huggy Face."
SSJ04 Mewtwo: I can't believe I typed that.
"Hey, where's the narrator?" WordGirl asks.
SSJ04 Mewtwo: I'm playing god for now. Don't worry, I won't put you with Tobey, unless that's what you want.
"No! Not that!"
SSJ04 Mewtwo: Uh, shouldn't you take care of the villain?
"Oh, right. Hey!" WordGirl says but sees the would be criminal rolling on the floor laughing.
"WordGirl! what...,hahahaha....,are you going...,hahaha....,to do to me!? Ahahaha...,hit me with a dictionary...,aaahahaha!" he laughs, but he is pounced upon by Huggy. "Ok, now you're going to get it."he says now all business. His finger energizes and he fires. The two duck and dodge his attacks.
"Give up, whoever you are." WordGirl commands.
"I'm MinusMan, the master of subtraction, and I'm not going to surrender to a little girl. I'll just subtract myself from this scene!" and with that the master of subtraction blows a hole in the side of the store and gets away.
***
The next day, a new family finishes moving into their new home. A boy about thirteen takes a look around his room. His computer equipment was all set up.
"Man, if I weren't a mathematical gifted child with super powers then I would be bothered by having to move my things every time my mother gets a new job." the boy with black hair with a blue tint to it says to himself. His thin rimmed glasses covers intelligent eyes. An alarm goes off and he checks it. "Looks like MinusMan decided to move in as well. Calcu...," he starts and transforms. He now wears a silver costume with mathematical symbols on it. The sleeves were non-existent and he wore silver fingerless gloves with silver wristbands. "...,late!" he finishes and flies out of the window.
***
MinusMan had blown a large hole in the side of the bank and now was taking the money out of the bank.
"Hahaha! Now let's see that dictionary girl stop me." he gloats.
"I don't know about any dictionary girl, but it's good to see you again MinusMan."
"MathWiz! I thought I left you behind you little punk." MinusMan says glaring at MathWiz.
"Awe, I missed you too."
"That's it!" the master of subtraction shouts and starts blasting away.
'I can reflect them back at him...,he'll just duck. I'll just have to deflect them into the air.' MathWiz thinks and uses his wristbands to deflect the energy blasts. The barrage suddenly halts. The human calculator sees a monkey on top of MinusMan's head smacking him.
"Get off me banana brain!"
"Good work Huggy." WordGirl compliments, "Hey, you better leave this to me. I know how to handle guys like him." she says to a disgruntled MathWiz.
"So, the dictionary girl returns." MinusMan says throwing Huggy at WordGirl who catches him.
"It's WordGirl!" she replies becoming frustrated with the new villain. In her frustration though, she doesn't notice that his finger had charged up again. He fires off the energy shot, but WordGirl is tackled out of the way by MathWiz as he deflects the shot.
"You can handle him huh?" MathWiz teases.
"Ok, maybe it's time for some cooperation." she says after MathWiz gets off of her and helps her to her feet.
Agreed. I'll draw his fire, that should give you and...,"
"Me and Captain Huggy Face a chance to nail him." she finishes and he nods.
"Hey, if you are the master of subtraction, why haven't you subtracted me yet!?" MathWiz taunts.
"That's it!" MinusMan shouts and starts firing aggressively at MathWiz. WordGirl and Captain Huggy Face circle from behind him and the two knock him to the ground just in time to be cuffed by the police.
"That takes care of the so-called master of subtraction." MathWiz states watching the super villain being dragged off.
"I think we need to have a little chat. Follow me." she says to MathWiz. "Word up!" she shouts and takes to the sky.
"Calculate!" MathWiz cries out and follows WordGirl.
***
Author's Ramblings
I shall welcome all flames for this. WordGirl herself is thirteen as well. Let me know how much you hate this.
Clash of the Heroes
by SSJ04 Mewtwo
Legalities and warnings
Wtf?! Has the author lost his damn mind? Is he really writing a fic about a PBS show? Yes I am. WordGirl is property of Dorothea Gillim and PBS. For more info on this cartoon, go to http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/WordGirl. This fic is brought to you by contributions to aff.net. Thank you.
***
Narrator: In the big city...,
SSJ04 Mewtwo: Hold it.
Narrator: But I'm...,
SSJ04 Mewtwo: You narrate for the show, not for fanfics. I work alone. Now go narrate the show before they realize I'm using these characters.
A convenience store clerk stands behind his register waiting on the next customer. Unfortunately, the next customer comes into the store wearing blue spandex with a red minus sign on his chest.
"Ok, Mr. store clerk, you are going to subtract all the cash from the register and you also will subtract a large cherry slurpy or I will subtract you!" he says pointing a finger at him which glows gold for a moment until a blast of energy shoots out at the clerk's head. Fortunately, the man has good enough sense to hit the floor.
"Y-y-yes sir!" the clerk stutters out. 'I've got to move out of this city. Too many criminals.'
"Hold it right there." a female voice announces from behind the robber. He turns to see a girl and a monkey standing in the doorway.
"Oh great, I got out of one city with a pint sized crime fighter in it only to find out that this one has one as well! What, are you Calculate Girl or something?"
"No, I'm WordGirl and this is Captain Huggy Face."
SSJ04 Mewtwo: I can't believe I typed that.
"Hey, where's the narrator?" WordGirl asks.
SSJ04 Mewtwo: I'm playing god for now. Don't worry, I won't put you with Tobey, unless that's what you want.
"No! Not that!"
SSJ04 Mewtwo: Uh, shouldn't you take care of the villain?
"Oh, right. Hey!" WordGirl says but sees the would be criminal rolling on the floor laughing.
"WordGirl! what...,hahahaha....,are you going...,hahaha....,to do to me!? Ahahaha...,hit me with a dictionary...,aaahahaha!" he laughs, but he is pounced upon by Huggy. "Ok, now you're going to get it."he says now all business. His finger energizes and he fires. The two duck and dodge his attacks.
"Give up, whoever you are." WordGirl commands.
"I'm MinusMan, the master of subtraction, and I'm not going to surrender to a little girl. I'll just subtract myself from this scene!" and with that the master of subtraction blows a hole in the side of the store and gets away.
***
The next day, a new family finishes moving into their new home. A boy about thirteen takes a look around his room. His computer equipment was all set up.
"Man, if I weren't a mathematical gifted child with super powers then I would be bothered by having to move my things every time my mother gets a new job." the boy with black hair with a blue tint to it says to himself. His thin rimmed glasses covers intelligent eyes. An alarm goes off and he checks it. "Looks like MinusMan decided to move in as well. Calcu...," he starts and transforms. He now wears a silver costume with mathematical symbols on it. The sleeves were non-existent and he wore silver fingerless gloves with silver wristbands. "...,late!" he finishes and flies out of the window.
***
MinusMan had blown a large hole in the side of the bank and now was taking the money out of the bank.
"Hahaha! Now let's see that dictionary girl stop me." he gloats.
"I don't know about any dictionary girl, but it's good to see you again MinusMan."
"MathWiz! I thought I left you behind you little punk." MinusMan says glaring at MathWiz.
"Awe, I missed you too."
"That's it!" the master of subtraction shouts and starts blasting away.
'I can reflect them back at him...,he'll just duck. I'll just have to deflect them into the air.' MathWiz thinks and uses his wristbands to deflect the energy blasts. The barrage suddenly halts. The human calculator sees a monkey on top of MinusMan's head smacking him.
"Get off me banana brain!"
"Good work Huggy." WordGirl compliments, "Hey, you better leave this to me. I know how to handle guys like him." she says to a disgruntled MathWiz.
"So, the dictionary girl returns." MinusMan says throwing Huggy at WordGirl who catches him.
"It's WordGirl!" she replies becoming frustrated with the new villain. In her frustration though, she doesn't notice that his finger had charged up again. He fires off the energy shot, but WordGirl is tackled out of the way by MathWiz as he deflects the shot.
"You can handle him huh?" MathWiz teases.
"Ok, maybe it's time for some cooperation." she says after MathWiz gets off of her and helps her to her feet.
Agreed. I'll draw his fire, that should give you and...,"
"Me and Captain Huggy Face a chance to nail him." she finishes and he nods.
"Hey, if you are the master of subtraction, why haven't you subtracted me yet!?" MathWiz taunts.
"That's it!" MinusMan shouts and starts firing aggressively at MathWiz. WordGirl and Captain Huggy Face circle from behind him and the two knock him to the ground just in time to be cuffed by the police.
"That takes care of the so-called master of subtraction." MathWiz states watching the super villain being dragged off.
"I think we need to have a little chat. Follow me." she says to MathWiz. "Word up!" she shouts and takes to the sky.
"Calculate!" MathWiz cries out and follows WordGirl.
***
Author's Ramblings
I shall welcome all flames for this. WordGirl herself is thirteen as well. Let me know how much you hate this.