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+1 through F › Daria
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
91
Views:
11,080
Reviews:
20
Recommended:
1
Currently Reading:
1
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I do not own Daria, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
113: The Misery Chick
The DT Files
113: The Misery Chick
by SSJ04 Mewtwo
***
I reiterate....,
WordGirl: To reiterate is to repeat something previously said.
SSJ04 Mewtwo: Thanks WordGirl. I reiterate that none of these one-shots are related to each other. They are a collection of stories that are based directly off of episodes. No one story has any baring on the plot of another story.
Sakura: When are you going back to Heroes Saga?
SSJ04 Mewtwo: Be patient, I shall continue that story soon enough.
Sesshomaru: This Sesshomaru is glad you actually wrote something that is actually worth your time.
SSJ04 Mewtwo: Ignore the lord of the west, his ego has been inflated by my Rin/Sesshomaru one shot.
Inuyasha: Why did you have me see him naked!?
SSJ04 Mewtwo: All muses be silent!
Ash Ketchem: You just started on Elemental Battles...,don't give up on us.
SSJ04 Mewtwo: Do you see what I have to put up with? At least Daria is being quiet.
Daria: (in wearcat form) Keep writing!
SSJ04 Mewtwo: Yes mistress.
***
"Trent!" Jessie yells from downstairs. "Trent!" he yells again going up the stairs. "Trent!" he yells again from behind Trent's door. "Trent!" he yells again after coming into Trent's room. "Trent!" he shouts shaking Trent.
"What is it Jess?" Trent asks groggily as he rubs his eyes.
"He's back."
"Who?"
"That jackass Sherman."
"what? You still holding that playground grudge against him?"
"You know we've been beating the crap out of each other ever sense we've first met."
"You still won't tell me why you two hate each other."
"And I never will. Now, c'mon, I've got to reintroduce Tommy-boy to my fists." Trent sighs and quickly dresses. The he realizes that today was a school day and quickens his pace. Sherman was known to force himself on someone if he had enough alcohol in his system. Trent might not had attended class with him, but he'd been at enough parties to know what the guy was like.
***
'Misery chick...,I've heard worse. Unfortunately, my sarcasm seems to bounce off of him.' Daria thinks seeing that Sherman was going to leave them alone.
"Wait a minute..," Sherman says and grabs Jane by the collar and presses her against a locker. "Only a Lane would hang around someone like her. Bitch reminds me too much of Daric. So, where's that skinny punk of a brother? Or did he actually have the brains to graduate? I can't say the same thing about that gorilla of a best friend he has. Why if he were here..., but a tapping on his left shoulder stops him. Tommy turns around and gets slugged right in the mouth by Jessie.
"I'm here, and don't ever touch Janie again." Jessie says stalking Sherman who was trying to get some distance between. Trent takes a tactical position to shield the girls.
"Well Moreno, I thought you'd be sitting in some jail cell."
"Fat chance Sherman." Jessie growls and charges. The fights begins in earnest as the two trade blow after blow. Jessie was giving better than he got. Jane was shouting encouragement while Daria stood behind Trent who was shielding her. The entire student body was slowly gathering to watch the combat.
"For once in your life Moreno do something right and kick his ass!" Mr. Di Martino shouts.
"Why are they fighting anyway?" Daria asks Trent.
"Playground grudge. When they see each other they have to beat the crap out of each other. Tommy has been getting the bad end of it though recently." Trent answers as Jessie rams Tommy's head repeatedly into a locker.
"Alright! Everyone clear out of here before I suspend all of you!" Ms. Li shouts. The threat disperses the crowd. "Mr. Lane! Pull Mr. Moreno off of Sherman and take Ms. Lane and Ms. Morgandorffer out of here!"
"Jessie! Let's get out of here." Trent shouts.
"Don't have to tell me twice!" and with one more punch he starts running for the exits behind Jane, Trent, and Daria.
***
Author's Ramblings
Sucked I know. Just wanted to do another fight scene. Sherman was the biggest jerk in the series. For those yelling for smut...,I've been in a funk, but I think I'm coming out of it. The problem with Daria is that she isn't considered of age until the 5th season. Would it bother anyone if I wrote one where she's legally a minor?
113: The Misery Chick
by SSJ04 Mewtwo
***
I reiterate....,
WordGirl: To reiterate is to repeat something previously said.
SSJ04 Mewtwo: Thanks WordGirl. I reiterate that none of these one-shots are related to each other. They are a collection of stories that are based directly off of episodes. No one story has any baring on the plot of another story.
Sakura: When are you going back to Heroes Saga?
SSJ04 Mewtwo: Be patient, I shall continue that story soon enough.
Sesshomaru: This Sesshomaru is glad you actually wrote something that is actually worth your time.
SSJ04 Mewtwo: Ignore the lord of the west, his ego has been inflated by my Rin/Sesshomaru one shot.
Inuyasha: Why did you have me see him naked!?
SSJ04 Mewtwo: All muses be silent!
Ash Ketchem: You just started on Elemental Battles...,don't give up on us.
SSJ04 Mewtwo: Do you see what I have to put up with? At least Daria is being quiet.
Daria: (in wearcat form) Keep writing!
SSJ04 Mewtwo: Yes mistress.
***
"Trent!" Jessie yells from downstairs. "Trent!" he yells again going up the stairs. "Trent!" he yells again from behind Trent's door. "Trent!" he yells again after coming into Trent's room. "Trent!" he shouts shaking Trent.
"What is it Jess?" Trent asks groggily as he rubs his eyes.
"He's back."
"Who?"
"That jackass Sherman."
"what? You still holding that playground grudge against him?"
"You know we've been beating the crap out of each other ever sense we've first met."
"You still won't tell me why you two hate each other."
"And I never will. Now, c'mon, I've got to reintroduce Tommy-boy to my fists." Trent sighs and quickly dresses. The he realizes that today was a school day and quickens his pace. Sherman was known to force himself on someone if he had enough alcohol in his system. Trent might not had attended class with him, but he'd been at enough parties to know what the guy was like.
***
'Misery chick...,I've heard worse. Unfortunately, my sarcasm seems to bounce off of him.' Daria thinks seeing that Sherman was going to leave them alone.
"Wait a minute..," Sherman says and grabs Jane by the collar and presses her against a locker. "Only a Lane would hang around someone like her. Bitch reminds me too much of Daric. So, where's that skinny punk of a brother? Or did he actually have the brains to graduate? I can't say the same thing about that gorilla of a best friend he has. Why if he were here..., but a tapping on his left shoulder stops him. Tommy turns around and gets slugged right in the mouth by Jessie.
"I'm here, and don't ever touch Janie again." Jessie says stalking Sherman who was trying to get some distance between. Trent takes a tactical position to shield the girls.
"Well Moreno, I thought you'd be sitting in some jail cell."
"Fat chance Sherman." Jessie growls and charges. The fights begins in earnest as the two trade blow after blow. Jessie was giving better than he got. Jane was shouting encouragement while Daria stood behind Trent who was shielding her. The entire student body was slowly gathering to watch the combat.
"For once in your life Moreno do something right and kick his ass!" Mr. Di Martino shouts.
"Why are they fighting anyway?" Daria asks Trent.
"Playground grudge. When they see each other they have to beat the crap out of each other. Tommy has been getting the bad end of it though recently." Trent answers as Jessie rams Tommy's head repeatedly into a locker.
"Alright! Everyone clear out of here before I suspend all of you!" Ms. Li shouts. The threat disperses the crowd. "Mr. Lane! Pull Mr. Moreno off of Sherman and take Ms. Lane and Ms. Morgandorffer out of here!"
"Jessie! Let's get out of here." Trent shouts.
"Don't have to tell me twice!" and with one more punch he starts running for the exits behind Jane, Trent, and Daria.
***
Author's Ramblings
Sucked I know. Just wanted to do another fight scene. Sherman was the biggest jerk in the series. For those yelling for smut...,I've been in a funk, but I think I'm coming out of it. The problem with Daria is that she isn't considered of age until the 5th season. Would it bother anyone if I wrote one where she's legally a minor?