Team Alphanumeric

Team Alphanumeric
Team Predicate?
by SSJ04 Mewtwo

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Reviewer Responses

MaxJ1800: Thank you. Now, we shall see how the guard is doing with defending the city and dealing with Carina. Also, I've went back and cleaned up the last part.

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Carina digs through her mother's old outfits. She comes across a very small flight suit. She smiles and tries to put it on. She wasn't going to be left out of the fun those others were having.
"Word up!" Carina shouts after opening up the window and flying out.

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'Great, just perfect.' Tobey thinks sarcastically, 'She's not even here on this planet! Oh well, when she gets back, she can see all the destruction I've caused. No B team shall stop me. Divide and conquer has always been the best military stratagy.' He smirks at the remote. His robots were all over the city giving the Predicate guard trouble. He decides to activate another set of robots when the remote is plucked from his hand.
"Hey! Who did that!?" Tobey cries indignantly. He hears laughter from above him and he looks up to see...,"My remote was taken from me by a baby!"
"Looking for this?" Carina asks giggling and waves the remote around.
"Give that back!" Tobey shouts.
"Can't you fly?" Carina asks teasingly.
"You come back down here and give me that remote right now!" Tobey demands. Carina flies up higher and sticks out her tongue.
"Bet you can't catch me!" she calls out and flies off. Tobey grits his teeth and starts chasing after the child.

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It was a major archeological find. The funding had been low due to the war effort against first Lexicon and then The Archive. With Lexicon unwilling to continue the war, Decimal had been able to de vert some of the money from the ludicrously large war budget to more intellectual pursuits. Decimalians, by nature, were fact finders and gatherers. Information was like oxygen to them. That was what started the war in the first place. Both races claimed to be the most knowledgeable race in the galaxy. First, it was a competition, then when the two planets tried to claim the same planet at the same time, well, the results was a war that still would be remember for centuries to come.
It was the body lying on the lab table that had the doctors and archeologists in glee. In a cave in the frozen wastelands of the northern pole of Planet Decimal, the excavators found a frozen preserved body of a Decimalian that came from the barbarian age of the planet. Unlike the average built and height of most modern Decimalians, the body in question was near seven feet tall and muscles bulged from everywhere on the male's body.
"I think we should begin the dissection process. Care to do the honors?" one of the doctors asks the archeologist that had found the body.
"With pleasure." the archeologist says and the knife is brought down. It would have cut had not a hand stopped him. The group of scientists were shocked. The Decimalian was still alive! With a battle cry, the barbarian picks up and throws the one that was about to cut him across the room. He smashes through the metal door and heads down the corridor. Alarms go off and security tries to stop him. Then, the security officers are taking down by another gun toting maniac.
"This way big boy, or do you want to be re-captured by those brainy idiots?" the huntress asks.
"Why?" he growls.
"You would have made a fetching price dead, but alive, you could help me in eliminating the strongest Decimalian in the galaxy."
"The strongest? I'm the strongest!" the barbarian roars.
"I don't doubt that, but this particular Decimalian is said to be the strongest. He'd probably say that you're too stupid to beat him."
"Where's this fool! I shall break his bones and feed on his flesh!"
"He's on the planet Earth."
"Planet?"
"You've been sleeping a long time big guy. There's a whole galaxy that you could prove your strength to." the huntress says and the barbarian roars another battle cry. The huntress blasts a whole in the wall and the two leave.

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"Darn...,you!" Tobey coughs out. Carina had been running Tobey ragged across the city. "Give me back that Remote!"
"You want it?" Carina asks still laughing.
"Yes!"
"You really want it?"
"YES!!"
"Ok." Carina says and the remote goes flying into a dumpster. Tobey's eyes widen in shock realizing that he'd have to go digging through the trash to get back his remote. Then his shock turns to horror as the trash truck comes by and loads the contents of the dumpster into the back of the truck.
"Come back!" Tobey shouts chasing after the trash truck. "That's my remote you've got in that dirty trash truck!" Carina laughs watching Tobey running after the large truck.
"What are you doing up here?" Sniper asks scooping the little princess up in her arms. "This is Sniper, I found the little princess flying around the city. Apparently she found the one that was controlling those robots. I don't think we'll have to worry about anymore robots."
"Get Carina back to her grandparents." Quick Strike says.
"Roger that." Sniper says and flies off. 'Robots are a pain in the ass to fight.'

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"I'm surprised that I was able to contact you. I'm even more surprise that your woman isn't right next to you." X ²states.
"It's part of that consort ceremony. We can't see each other for one full Lexiconian day." Tim replies.
"Ouch, that the dumbest sort of marriage ceremony in the galaxy."
"It's a consort ceremony, not a marriage ceremony. On this planet I'm the submissive in the relationship."
"Remind me never to get married on Lexicon."
"Alright, why the transmission?"
"It's my mother. she's struck again. She broke out what those stupid archeologists thought to be a dead body of a Decimalian from the barbarian ages."
"You've got to be kidding me. Why would she steal that?"
"The money. The thing is though he wasn't so dead as they thought he was."
"Didn't they check his vitals?"
"Why would need to check the vitals of a dead guy? Anyway, the two smashed their way out of that lab and now are heading back to Earth. I don't think the guard can handle those two together."
"Damn it!" Tim slams his fist onto the table. "I knew something like this might happen. We're stuck on Lexicon, but I'll try and find a solution to the lack of permanent government on this planet."
"Good luck. From what I've been hearing, they want to crown your woman Queen."
"Yeah, well, she doesn't want to stay. Thanks for the heads up."
"No problem...,little brother." he says with a smirk and cuts the transmission.
'Is it just me or is he gaining a sense of humor?'