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By: SSJ04Mewtwo
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Ring roundup

Team Alpha Numeric
Ring roundup
by SSJ04 Mewtwo

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Reviewer Responses

MaxJ1800: Damn, that's doesn't happen until 51, and you've guessed. Big cookie for you. Yes, he'll learn that he's playing with fire. As for Mr. Big, his own ego can't get out of its own way.

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"There it is...,I can't believe they kept it in storage." Granny May states.
"It's beautiful, lovely, and easy on the eyes." Lady Redundant Woman says mesmerized.
"I told you that a gold car was worth steeling. Plus, it's got great acceleration."
"Then what are we waiting for!? Let's take it, nab it, and steel it!" Before the two female criminals could steel the gold car, purple mist surrounds the car.
"Did you think I wouldn't want a pretty car of my own?" Phantasma asks.
"You again! The last time we almost burned to the ground because of you!" granny May shouts.
"That wasn't my fault you stupid old bitty. It was that maniac's fault for blasting the roof down on us." Phantasma defends.
"Well, you just get out of our way and watch real criminals in action." Granny May says smirking. Phantasma readies herself for a fight when a blue beam of energy strikes her.
"What happened?" Lady Redundant Woman asks. Granny May comes over to Phantasma and smacks her. Then gives her a whiff of her perfume.
"She's frozen in place." Granny May says smiling at the turn of luck.
"That's right! Hahaha!"
"Dr. Two Brains! what in the heck are you doing here?" Granny May demands.
"Temper now, high blood pressure isn't good for someone of your advanced age." Two Brains says smiling.
"What did you do to her?" Lady Redundant Woman asks. Her shock had temporarily made her ability to say synonyms leave her.
"This new feature of the all in one ray freeze's time for it's victim. She'll stay like that for another hour...,hahaha! But enough of that...,Mr. Big wants to regather his ring in order to take over the city."
"No, not happening, no way! We're not going to work with a bunch of stupid, idiotic, foolish men!" Lady Redundant Woman shouts.
"Oh, you haven't heard the best part. City council and the mayor are up for election again."
"So, that just means that Big will be mayor and we'll have to do what he says." Granny May says not liking the plan.
"No, the ring will have the power to do what ever it wants since city council can veto any action taken by the mayor." The two ladies's eyes widen realizing what Two Brains was suggesting.
"Then we can dictate to Big. Ok, we're in." Granny May states.

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"Wham,"
"What's the matter my friend? Your 'wham' sounds depressing."
"Owe MinusMan, we can't defeat Team Alphanumeric on our own. They're just too wham."
"We'll get'em." MinusMan encourages.
"well well well, if it isn't twedle duh and twedle duh huh, how you boys doing?" Dr. Two Brains asks.
"Hey doc, uh why you whamming us?"
"Simple, the ring needs to be reassembled in order to secure the city council elections. With the ring serving as city council, we can do anything we want with the city."
"Even wham it?"
"Yes!"
"Even wham Team Alphanumeric?"
"Yes!"
"That's just Wham! We're in!"
'What is wrong with that one? And they say I'm crazy.' Two Brains thinks as he leads the two towards Mr. Big's building.

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"We should be able to stop Team Alphanumeric. I mean, c'mon, MathWiz is allergic to shrimp and I can make your boiled shrimp barrage stick to that little calculator. What's wrong?"
"Maybe the fact that you're a wet blanket?"
"Dr. Two Brains! What are you doing here?"
"Yeah, I don't have any cheese." The Butcher says.
"Boys, Mr. Big is gathering his ring back up again. This time though, there's a fatal flaw in his plan. We get city council, we'll be able to dictate to Big."
"Really?" The Butcher asks.
"And Team Alphanumeric won't be able to stop us because we'll be the law!" Two Brains says smirking.
"Ok, but if another fight breaks out...," Chuck begins but Two Brains halts him.
"Not this time boys. I think we're all motivated to make sure that while Big wins, we win bigger...,hahahaha!" Two Brains jokes.

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'Damn it, stupid old bitty...,and now Mr. Big is recruiting his ring again. Why is he leaving me out?' Phantasma ponders in her lair. 'He's got MinusMan for crying out loud! Well, I can forge an alliance with WordGirl's nemesis as well. Summer vacation is coming and that means Tobey will be returning. If it's one thing I know how to do is make a male see what I want. Hehehe.' Phantasma muses. She left the gold car for later. It wouldn't have done her any good to steel the MasoRacer all by herself after almost getting in a fight with those bitches. She'd bide her time until her new little robot building friend returned.

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"One week, I can't wait!" Becky says as the two come into her room after school.
"You, wanting the end of school to come...,I'm shocked." Tim says teasingly.
"You and I both know that it's been a long year. It's not easy to go to school and take care of Carina."
"I'm surprised she hasn't flown out of your dad's arms yet."
"I think she likes my dad giving her all the attention."
"Parents haven't planned another vacation yet have they?"
"I think I over heard our mothers talking, but your mother seems to be having trouble getting time off."
"That's my mom for you."
"C'mon, let's do this homework so we'll have the rest of the weekend to ourselves." Becky says and the two hit the books. they didn't know that in one week's time, they would go through the roughest day of their lives.
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