Team Alphanumeric

Team Alphanumeric
The Beginnings of a Big Plan
by SSJ04 Mewtwo

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School had just let out and Becky, Tim, and Bob are heading for the Botsford residence. It had been a week since the incident with Dr. Two Brains.
'Hmmmm, she's been moody all day. She's also had trouble staying on her feet for long periods of time. Something's wrong.' Tim thinks. Huggy, knowing that Tim had been noticing Becky's dilemma, quietly gets his attention and makes a circular gesture. Tim ponders on what the monkey was trying to tell him. 'Circle...,what is he trying to tell me? Circles are in closed round shapes with no angles unlike polygons. Circle...,round...,cycle...,' then it hit him harder than Dr. Two Brains's stun ray. 'Minstrel cycle! It must be harder on Lexicon females than human females. I should have know that's what was going on. TJ was acting more afraid of his sister than he should this morning.'

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She plops down on her bed on her stomach. She sighs quietly glad that the school day was over. 'My feet and back are killing me! Good thing none of the regular criminals have caused any trouble today.' Becky ponders. She doesn't feel Tim sit down at the end of the bed. She doesn't notice him until she feels his hands rubbing her feet. "Mmmmmm, you stop and you'll never see your glasses again."
"It took me a bit to figure out what was wrong. Huggy gave me the final clue, but if I weren't a dense male I would have known what was wrong this morning, right?"
"Stop babbling and keep rubbing." He continues the foot rub until Becky commands him to move on to her back. Tim's hearing picks up Mr. Botsford's approaching footsteps. When he peaks in Tim mouths the words 'time of the month' to him and Mr. Botsford scampers away from Becky's room.

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"Why didn't you tell me Becky's time was today?" Mr. Botsford complains to his wife the moment she walks in the door.
"I thought you knew. I'll go check up on them. Tim needs to call his mother anyway."

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"Stop...,tickling...,me!"
Mrs. Botsford arches an eyebrow hearing Tim's pleas. She steps into the room to see her daughter straddling Tim's waste and tickling his sides. Sally smiles at the cute sight and decided to see how far her daughter would jump. Becky's mother clears her throat loud enough for Becky to hear and Becky does jump off the bed blushing.
"Tim, I think you better call your mother to see if she wants you to come home or stay here and have dinner." Mrs. Botsford says and Tim quickly gets off the bed and leaves the room. "Showing your dominance in your relationship already?" she teases to Becky's discomfort.

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The collection of villainy would scare the majority of the police force into early retirement. Of course, none of them knew why they had all been invited to Mr. Big's building.
"Does anyone know why all of us are here, especially you?" Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy asks directing the last part of the question to The Whammer.
"Awe, c'mon, are you still mad at The Whammer 'cause you couldn't steel that emerald sub?" The Whammer replies.
"Enough!" a voice shouts from the other door to the conference room that the villains had been gathered in.
"Ok, Mr. Big, why have you invited all of us here?" Dr. Two Brains asks.
"It's simple really...,what do we all have in common?" Mr. Big questions.
"Uh, we're all villains?" Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy says not completely confident in his answer.
"Nooo," Mr. Big replies.
"We like steeling stuff?" The Whammer answers.
"Nooo, we've all been individually defeated by WordGirl." Mr. Big explains.
"Ahh, I think I know where this is heading. You've gathered all of us together in order to form some sort of criminal alliance haven't you?" Dr. Two Brains asks.
"Just what makes you think I should trust you Mr. Big or any of you morons? I've been the closest one to defeating WordGirl." Granny May complains.
"Yeah, that little, pint sized, midget, super hero has beaten, defeated, and thrown all of us in jail at one time or another." Lady Redundant Woman adds.
"Correct, but as The Butcher and Dr. Two Brains can attest to, we've got another problem." Mr Big replies.
"Oh, you mean MathLiz." The Butcher pipes up.
"It's MathWiz, gawd, what's wrong with you?" Dr. Two Brains corrects.
"You mean to tell me that there's a second super hero in the city!?" Granny May shouts. "Retirement is starting to look better and better."
"Not so fast." Mr. Big says. "An alliance will benefit all of us. Leslie!"
"Yes sir?"
"Hand the good doctor the blue prints." Mr. Big commands. Leslie complies and Dr. Two Brains looks over what Mr. Big had designed.
"I know you're into mind control, but are you sure this thing will work?" Dr. Two Brains asks.
"Of course, especially since you'll be building it." Mr. Big replies.
"Would the two of you care to enlighten the rest of the group?" Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy asks.
"The mind control ray that Mr. Big is proposing will effect only our two alien super heroes' teenage hormones. They'll just want...,to fool around with each other." Dr. Two Brains explains.
"Youngsters, can only think about sex." Granny May says and most of the villains gasp.
"Uh, you can't say that." Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy states.

SSJ04 Mewtwo: Yes she can. This is a fan fiction posted on aff.net.

"Uh, who are you?" Chuck asks.
"He's the narrator of this story which is being posted to an adult fan fiction site. I've looked it up for research purposes. So, Granny May can say the word 'sex' without the PBS censors taking us off the air because this isn't a real episode. Now, can we get back to the plot?"
"So, can you build enough for all of us?" Mr. Big asks.
"Yes, but, just what is our ultimate goal for this alliance?" Dr. Two Brains asks.
"Total control of the city. Granny May, you'll be testing our new mind control device first by steeling the Hoboken Diamond.". Mr. Big says and the old woman smirks. Mr. big begins laughing and eventually the rest of the collection of criminals laugh as well.

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"If I didn't know any better, I'd say someone's jealous."
"I'm just observing them, Violet. Scoops may be Becky's friend, but I've got kissing privileges."
"Oh you're so silly, Tim."
The quartet had been walking together after school. Scoops, whose articles now benefited from Becky's proofreading, was discussing this week's article for the school paper with her.
"Y'know, she did have a crush on him...,I wonder if she got over that." Violet comments. Tim scowls for a moment then shakes it off.
"If I didn't know any better...,I'd say you were trying to make me...," he starts, but his super hearing picks up an alarm going off. 'Uh oh, jewelry store being robbed again. Better come up with an excuse for me and Becky to leave so suddenly. Ah ha,' "Hey Becky, we've got to stop by the jewelry store to see if they've repaired my mother's diamond watch." Tim says putting emphasis on the word 'diamond'.
"I don't think you need Becky to go with you to do that do you?" Scoops asks.
"It takes me a while to learn the layout of a new city." and with that Becky, Bob, and Tim cut down an alley way.
"Could you tell who was robbing the store this time?" Becky asks.
"It sounded like an old woman." Tim answers.
"That'll be Granny May." Becky answers.
"Team...," they both say.
"Alpha!" Becky shouts transforming.
"Numeric!" Tim finishes transforming himself. WordGirl picks up Huggy and the duo takes to the skies.

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"Hey, look at that! It's WordGirl and that new hero." Violet says.
"Yeah, I think he calls himself 'MathWiz. Hmmmm, wonder where they're going?" Scoops asks.
"Y'know, it's a coincidence that Becky and Tim left and now we see WordGirl and MathWiz flying in the sky."
"Hmmmm, Becky couldn't be WordGirl because she got the definition of the word 'perfect' wrong."
"Oh yeah."
"But, it's possible that Tim is MathWiz."

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"Why do I always get tied up?" Reginald complains.
"Well, if you'd hand over the Hoboken Diamond like I asked you then you wouldn't be tied up." Granny May says after taking the diamond.
"Hold it right there, Granny May." WordGirl states.
"WordGirl! Well now, I guess I'll be able to use this new little toy." she says pulling out what looked like a ray gun and fires it at WordGirl. She was shocked by this uncharacteristic move. Tim gets in front of her, but his reflectors don't work.
"What the heck?" MathWiz says shocked.
"You ok?" WordGirl asks. Her voice seems to trigger something and MathWiz turns to her with a heated gaze. Granny May smirks and fires off a second shot which connects with WordGirl. Now, both heroes were gazing at each other with heated looks. Before MathWiz could make his move, WordGirl jumps on him knocking the pair to the floor. As her tongue forces its way into his mouth, the pair doesn't notice that they've been cocooned in Granny May's yarn. Tension and frustration builds as the pair realize that they couldn't rip each other's clothing off. Fortunately, Huggy had gotten a bucket of ice water and splashes the both of them with it. The two splutter and then realize what sort of position they were in. Neither of them spoke for a moment or two as each of them tried to regain their composure.
"Just what the heck happened?" WordGirl finally asks.
"I don't know. How tough is this yarn?" he asks ignoring how close he was to his female counterpart.
"I can't break this yarn on my own."
"Ok, it might not be able to handle the stress the both of us can put on it. On three...,one...,two...,three!" and the pair start to stretch the yarn. As MathWiz predicted, the yarn couldn't handle the stress two super powered heroes could put on it. With a loud 'snap' the yarn breaks and the two stand to see that Huggy had finished untying Reginald.
"Let's get back to the hideout. We've got to figure out and deal with what happened." WordGirl says and the two leave.

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