Team Alphanumeric
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Category:
+S through Z › WordGirl
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
162
Views:
7,959
Reviews:
138
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I don't own WordGirl, nor do I own it's characters. I make no money from the writing of this piece of fanfiction.
Femfatale Fighting
Team Alphanumeric
Femfatale Fighting
this fic is brought to you by contributions to aff.net. Thank you.
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Reviewer Responses
MaxJ1800: Here's that fight. This ought to be interesting. Ok, Two Brains will stay the way he is. Jeff is just a silly plot device....,I think he's had the most episodes of any minor character in the show. Man, writing for Lady Redundant Woman is a task. You need a thesaurus just to keep her in character.
***
The dark night covers the city as someone sneaks in quietly into Ye Olde Fancy Schmancy Jewelry Store. Phantasma smiles at the glass case containing The Hoboken Diamond.
"Ah, my precious diamond, I shall liberate you from that case." Phantasma says lovingly to the diamond.
"I'd get away from that case if I were you."
"Who said...? You again! Isn't it passed your bed time you old hag?" Phantasma growls.
"Old hag! You'll pay for that." Granny May states and on cue, Lady Redundant Woman attacks Phantasma from behind.
"You should have been careful, cautious, and been looking out for me!" Lady Redundant Woman says smiling down at the downed illusionist.
"Don't count your diamonds before they're stolen!" Phantasma says and throws a fire ball at Lady Redundant Woman. Not having the experiences like MathWiz had, Lady Redundant Woman hits the floor thinking that was a real fire ball.
***
Two half naked teens lay cuddled in bed against each other. The girl has an arm and a leg rapped around the boy possessively. Then her eyes snap open hearing the robbery in progress.
"Tim," she quietly whispers.
"Mmmm," he replies and then promptly starts suckling on her breast. Becky giggles at her lover's behavior.
"I'm not in the mood to play, silly. We've got a night time robbery to stop."
"Who?" he asks looking up from her breast.
"It's our favorite three female villains."
"Great." Tim says. "Better get the black costumes." Preparing themselves they come over to the window and quietly open it.
"Word up." she quietly says transforming.
"Calculate." Tim echoes quietly transforming.
"Team Alphanumeric." they both say and head out of the window. Becky shuts it and the two head for the jeweler store.
***
"Alright you three, we're taking you all...," WordGirl starts to say, but Lady Redundant Woman sends several copies to attack WordGirl. Unhappy at this interruption, coupled with the fact that it was the middle of a school night made for one cranky teenager. WordGirl retaliates with a viciousness that she hadn't demonstrated against Lady Redundant Woman before. MathWiz starts to make an attempt to calm her down when the sounds of blaster fire rings in his ears.
"Is this a party of five, or can I cut in?" the huntress says, but is then promptly cocooned within Granny May's yarn.
"Don't need more whipper snappers getting our diamond." Granny states. Then she sprays her awful smelling perfume at Phantasma only to discover it was an illusion.
"Give it up! You can send a thousand copies at me but you'd never beat me!" WordGirl shouts. MathWiz could tell what was going on. It was the same phenomenon that happened when he went into more intense battles. WordGirl was going through her own super soldier mode. Then the cocoon explodes in a rain of fire.
"You old bitty! Did you think your yarn would hold me?" the huntress asks and starts firing at everyone.
"Shit!" MathWiz shouts reflecting a blast away from the case containing the Hoboken Diamond. He had decided to be the diamond's protector and let the girls fight it out.
"Bitty! I'll show you bitty!" Granny shouts and fires off more yarn. The huntress super heats the yarn catching it on fire. This starts a chain reaction catching everything the yarn touched on fire. The copies of Lady Redundant Woman, which are made from paper, were set on fire. This only makes the flames spread more.
"Are you completely insane!?" Phantasma shouts. "You'll bring the entire place down on us!"
"Bring the place down on you...,that's a good idea!" the huntress shouts and starts shooting the supports that were holding the roof. MathWiz, seeing the disaster about to come down on them, literally, flies up and becomes a human support beam.
"Hold together baby, just hold together." MathWiz grunts with the effort of holding a roof up.
"Well, trapped like a fly on a web...," the huntress starts and raises her blaster. "I've set this to full. Which means that this pulse of energy shall evaporate you in one blast." Before she squeezes the trigger, an iron grip latches onto her wrist.
"Don't even think about it." WordGirl growls.
"Hey Granny May! I think we better get out of here while we can! Either we'll be cooked, char broiled, or barbecued, or we'll be smashed, crushed, and flattened by the roof!"
"Well, don't stand there yapping honey...,run!" Granny May shouts back at her partner and the two women beat it out of the burning building.
"I hope you survive this MathWiz! I wouldn't want to see you be defeated by a collapsing roof!" Phantasma calls out and vanishes.
"Let go of me!" the huntress snarls.
"No. In fact," WordGirl says and reaches with her other hand to now secure her grip on the huntress. WordGirl then starts swinging around and around in a circle until WordGirl throws her. The huntress goes flying out the door. Firemen and police charge in. The fire department quickly contains the fire.
"MathWiz! What are you doing up there!?" Reginald shouts.
"You've lost most of your store, except for the Hoboken Diamond. Get it and get out! I'll be able to fly out before the roof falls down!" MathWiz instructs. Reginald grabs his precious diamond and runs. MathWiz's yelling seems to snap WordGirl out of her blood lust. She looks up to see him holding the roof.
"Get Ready to run...,now!" MathWiz shouts and Team Alphanumeric gets out just before the roof caves in.
***
"That was awfully brave of you." Becky comments the following night.
"And awfully crazy. What were you thinking?" Claire Drakesford asks.
"Couldn't let the situation become a complete disaster. Reginald knows the only reason he stays open is because of the Hoboken Diamond. I knew if I could save that, Reginald would be able to continue his business...,with a little help from the insurance company." Tim explains.
"That's why I love him." Becky says smiling.
"Hoboken Diamond."
The two teens look down at the apparent source of the voice.
"What did you say?" Becky asks Carina.
"Hoboken diamond." Carina repeats.
"She's talking!" Sally shouts.
"That's...,my grandbaby." Mr. Botsford states trying not to cry.
"Oooh, stupid WordGirl being my stupid sister...,having a stupid baby...,this is just stupid." TJ quietly growls and leaves the sitting room. He didn't want to share in the joy.
Femfatale Fighting
this fic is brought to you by contributions to aff.net. Thank you.
***
Reviewer Responses
MaxJ1800: Here's that fight. This ought to be interesting. Ok, Two Brains will stay the way he is. Jeff is just a silly plot device....,I think he's had the most episodes of any minor character in the show. Man, writing for Lady Redundant Woman is a task. You need a thesaurus just to keep her in character.
***
The dark night covers the city as someone sneaks in quietly into Ye Olde Fancy Schmancy Jewelry Store. Phantasma smiles at the glass case containing The Hoboken Diamond.
"Ah, my precious diamond, I shall liberate you from that case." Phantasma says lovingly to the diamond.
"I'd get away from that case if I were you."
"Who said...? You again! Isn't it passed your bed time you old hag?" Phantasma growls.
"Old hag! You'll pay for that." Granny May states and on cue, Lady Redundant Woman attacks Phantasma from behind.
"You should have been careful, cautious, and been looking out for me!" Lady Redundant Woman says smiling down at the downed illusionist.
"Don't count your diamonds before they're stolen!" Phantasma says and throws a fire ball at Lady Redundant Woman. Not having the experiences like MathWiz had, Lady Redundant Woman hits the floor thinking that was a real fire ball.
***
Two half naked teens lay cuddled in bed against each other. The girl has an arm and a leg rapped around the boy possessively. Then her eyes snap open hearing the robbery in progress.
"Tim," she quietly whispers.
"Mmmm," he replies and then promptly starts suckling on her breast. Becky giggles at her lover's behavior.
"I'm not in the mood to play, silly. We've got a night time robbery to stop."
"Who?" he asks looking up from her breast.
"It's our favorite three female villains."
"Great." Tim says. "Better get the black costumes." Preparing themselves they come over to the window and quietly open it.
"Word up." she quietly says transforming.
"Calculate." Tim echoes quietly transforming.
"Team Alphanumeric." they both say and head out of the window. Becky shuts it and the two head for the jeweler store.
***
"Alright you three, we're taking you all...," WordGirl starts to say, but Lady Redundant Woman sends several copies to attack WordGirl. Unhappy at this interruption, coupled with the fact that it was the middle of a school night made for one cranky teenager. WordGirl retaliates with a viciousness that she hadn't demonstrated against Lady Redundant Woman before. MathWiz starts to make an attempt to calm her down when the sounds of blaster fire rings in his ears.
"Is this a party of five, or can I cut in?" the huntress says, but is then promptly cocooned within Granny May's yarn.
"Don't need more whipper snappers getting our diamond." Granny states. Then she sprays her awful smelling perfume at Phantasma only to discover it was an illusion.
"Give it up! You can send a thousand copies at me but you'd never beat me!" WordGirl shouts. MathWiz could tell what was going on. It was the same phenomenon that happened when he went into more intense battles. WordGirl was going through her own super soldier mode. Then the cocoon explodes in a rain of fire.
"You old bitty! Did you think your yarn would hold me?" the huntress asks and starts firing at everyone.
"Shit!" MathWiz shouts reflecting a blast away from the case containing the Hoboken Diamond. He had decided to be the diamond's protector and let the girls fight it out.
"Bitty! I'll show you bitty!" Granny shouts and fires off more yarn. The huntress super heats the yarn catching it on fire. This starts a chain reaction catching everything the yarn touched on fire. The copies of Lady Redundant Woman, which are made from paper, were set on fire. This only makes the flames spread more.
"Are you completely insane!?" Phantasma shouts. "You'll bring the entire place down on us!"
"Bring the place down on you...,that's a good idea!" the huntress shouts and starts shooting the supports that were holding the roof. MathWiz, seeing the disaster about to come down on them, literally, flies up and becomes a human support beam.
"Hold together baby, just hold together." MathWiz grunts with the effort of holding a roof up.
"Well, trapped like a fly on a web...," the huntress starts and raises her blaster. "I've set this to full. Which means that this pulse of energy shall evaporate you in one blast." Before she squeezes the trigger, an iron grip latches onto her wrist.
"Don't even think about it." WordGirl growls.
"Hey Granny May! I think we better get out of here while we can! Either we'll be cooked, char broiled, or barbecued, or we'll be smashed, crushed, and flattened by the roof!"
"Well, don't stand there yapping honey...,run!" Granny May shouts back at her partner and the two women beat it out of the burning building.
"I hope you survive this MathWiz! I wouldn't want to see you be defeated by a collapsing roof!" Phantasma calls out and vanishes.
"Let go of me!" the huntress snarls.
"No. In fact," WordGirl says and reaches with her other hand to now secure her grip on the huntress. WordGirl then starts swinging around and around in a circle until WordGirl throws her. The huntress goes flying out the door. Firemen and police charge in. The fire department quickly contains the fire.
"MathWiz! What are you doing up there!?" Reginald shouts.
"You've lost most of your store, except for the Hoboken Diamond. Get it and get out! I'll be able to fly out before the roof falls down!" MathWiz instructs. Reginald grabs his precious diamond and runs. MathWiz's yelling seems to snap WordGirl out of her blood lust. She looks up to see him holding the roof.
"Get Ready to run...,now!" MathWiz shouts and Team Alphanumeric gets out just before the roof caves in.
***
"That was awfully brave of you." Becky comments the following night.
"And awfully crazy. What were you thinking?" Claire Drakesford asks.
"Couldn't let the situation become a complete disaster. Reginald knows the only reason he stays open is because of the Hoboken Diamond. I knew if I could save that, Reginald would be able to continue his business...,with a little help from the insurance company." Tim explains.
"That's why I love him." Becky says smiling.
"Hoboken Diamond."
The two teens look down at the apparent source of the voice.
"What did you say?" Becky asks Carina.
"Hoboken diamond." Carina repeats.
"She's talking!" Sally shouts.
"That's...,my grandbaby." Mr. Botsford states trying not to cry.
"Oooh, stupid WordGirl being my stupid sister...,having a stupid baby...,this is just stupid." TJ quietly growls and leaves the sitting room. He didn't want to share in the joy.