Team Alphanumeric

Team Alphanumeric
Big Sabotage
by SSJ04 Mewtwo

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Reviewer Responses

MaxJ1800: That's why I wanted to change it. the old one, while cool, didn't represent the two heroes as individuals. This new one fixes that. Yes, I think all the females need to just go at it. I'll have to find a way to keep MathWiz from helping. Probably have him distracted with the huntress or something. Hmmm, Narrator...,the three kids from 'May I Have a Word'...,I need to find a way to use these other characters. Alas, poor Huggy, he's got to watch after another young up and coming super hero. Yep, time for Mr. big to get rid of Mama, once and for all. Nope, you're just a loyal reviewer. I don't know why no one else adds their two cents in. Should I restore Two Brains's sanity, or should he go one step further forcing Team Alphanumeric to get Dr. Tubing to remove that mouse brain?

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"Leslie!" Mr. Big shouts as he storms into his office.
"Yes sir?"
"I've had it! I've seen her ruin whole cities with that grey dust as she likes to call it!"
"What are we going to do?"
"Simple, we're going to sabotage my mother."
"How?"
"We'll mess up the first batch of the drug on our end. Then, I'll send it to the best scientist in the city."
"Why and who are you going to send it to?"
"He'll be tasked to find a cure for it."
"Who will be able to do that?"
"Dr. Robert Tubing of course. He's the best mind in the city. Now Leslie, let's get rid of my mother, once and for all!"

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"What seems to be the problem?" Big Mama asks over the phone to her RND department.
"That first batch of grey dust was found to have impurities in it."
"What!? How?"
"We don't know. We're looking into it, but so far we can't determine who did it. Plus, one of the vials is missing."
'Could Team Alphanumeric have found out and did a preemptive strike? They must have some sort of spy network. I've got to be more careful.'

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"This, laying on this plate, is the most irresistible hunk of cheese ever engineered on the planet. This is the bate for our little mouse problem." Dr. Tubing explains.
"Something tells me that isn't just a normal hunk of cheese." WordGirl comments.
"Correct. It is also laced with a powerful anesthetic that'll knock Two Brains out long enough to remove that mouse brain. Just let him smell it and he'll come running."
"Thanks Dr. Tubing...,what is so interesting under that microscope?" WordGirl asks.
"I received an anonymous package with a vial of a grey chemical. The sender included a large amount of money to find a cure for it."
"What is it?" MathWiz asks.
"It's the most insidious chemical I've ever seen. It has the addictive properties of nicotine, but much worse. It has the ability to stimulate the pleasure centers of the brain to the point that if the user cold turkeys on it, they'll become quite violent."
"Let me see." MathWiz states rushing over to the microscope. WordGirl saw a look of panic and fear come across her partner's face. "Shit!"
"Hmmm, his vocabulary skills aren't good under stress." Dr. Tubing comments.
"I've seen this before." MathWiz growls.
"You have?" WordGirl asks.
"It was in the last city I was in before...,circumstances forced me to move."
'Translation, his mother moved again.' WordGirl thinks. "What happened?"
"This is called 'grey dust'. As you stated, it's very addictive and causes violent reactions when the user goes through withdrawal. I'm not good enough with chemistry to come up with a counter agent, but if you do, there's at least half a dozen cities that would benefit from it."
"Then I shall triple my efforts." Dr. Tubing states.
"What I'd like to know is how it followed me here?" MathWiz quietly asks looking through the microscope.
"Someone must be distributing it and just happens to know where you are. Maybe you've got a stocker super criminal." Dr. Tubing states.
"No, Phantasma wouldn't do this. MinusMan has about as much intelligence as The Whammer. Arabian Bomber wouldn't bother with this. He'd use anthrax." MathWiz comments.
"Big Mama?" WordGirl asks.
"Yes! Of course! Her plans are more sinister than her son's ever could be! It makes sense. Every time grey dust popped up, a month or two later, a clinic would be set up funded by someone who didn't want to be named and the funding would be funneled to a bank account in Switzerland."
"Dr. tubing, can you keep that cheese until we can deal with this?" WordGirl states.
"Of course. I'll continue to work on a counter agent." the professor states and the two fly out the door.

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"This has you rattled. What's wrong?" WordGirl asks flying beside him.
"The horrors that grey dust brought still give me nightmares. Big Mama has a lot to answer for."
"'Ahh! Help! Chuck the Evil Sandwich Making Guy and The Butcher are robbing the bank again!'"
"Well, here we go again." WordGirl says.
"Makes me wish I had a 'Jeff' in my former cities. He's like the bat-signal." MathWiz states and WordGirl giggles and the two do a power dive.

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"Looks like we're free and queer." The Butcher states as he and Chuck run away from the bank with their arms loaded down with money."
"Don't you mean clear, Butcher?" WordGirl questions trying not to giggle at the obvious joke that could be referred from The Butcher's butchering of the word 'clear'.
"Oh no..,not again." Chuck complains. "How come the two of you have to show up in the nick of time?"
"We're crime fighters, it's in our contract." WordGirl states.
"Boiled shrimp barrage!" The Butcher shouts.
"Low bridge!" MathWiz shouts ducking the shrimp. Chuck starts using his condiment blasters to no avail. Realizing that they could get away but without the money, the two criminals retreat leaving the money behind.

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"Looks like she's asleep. When she's active, she's active." Tim comments looking down at his daughter.
"Let me take your mind off of 'grey dust'." Becky says Becky says in a sultry voice which makes Tim shiver in pleasure. She takes him by the hand and guides him to the bed. He starts quickly getting out of his night clothes. He sits now nude and Becky kneels before him.
"Now, don't you dare get use to this. You're supposed to be the submissive one in this relationship." Becky teases and takes his flaccid cock into her mouth. Feeling her warm mouth gets his blood flowing southward. With her favorite part of him securely in her mouth, she begins humming and sucking. Tim tries to keeps moans down to make sure he didn't wake Carina. His hands found their way into her hair and he begins to stroke the locks lovingly. She doubles her efforts and she is rewarded with his precum starting to ooz out.
"Becky," he growls letting her know that he was coming to his end. Her mouth backs off to only the head and his cock starts feeding her his cum. Once he was drained, he falls back onto the bed and Becky lays on top of him.
"Love you." he quietly says.
"Love you more." she replies coyly. He smiles and the two fall asleep.