Team Alphanumeric

team Alphanumeric
To De-brain the Situation, or
Three Ladies and A Diamond
by SSJ04 Mewtwo

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Reviewer Responses

MaxJ1800: Lol! Don't think it'll be that random. I think she'll drive Huggy crazy talking to him, but not talking to any one else. Poor Huggy. Yes, that would be quite distracting. Ok, I seem to be wanting to change their collective battle cry. Which should I keep, the old one where they both shout 'team' and WordGirl says 'Alpha' and MathWiz shouts 'Numeric', or this new one which uses both their old battle cries and then collectively shout 'Team Alphanumeric'. The first one isn't so long and drawn out, but the second one's benefit is that WordGirl uses her old catch phrase which I've neglected to use much in this story. Let me know what you think of this part.

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"Dr. Robert Tubing, are you in?" WordGirl says knocking loudly on the door.
"Ah WordGirl, good to see you again. Who's he?" Tubing asks seeing MathWiz.
"I'm MathWiz." MathWiz answers.
"If you are who you say you are, then, what is the square root of 144?"
"12."
"What do you get when you add the squares of two legs of a right triangle?"
"You get the square of the hypotenuse."
"He's the genuine article. Come in you two." Dr. Tubing says opening the door.
"Is he always like this?" MathWiz asks.
"He's a little paranoid." WordGirl replies.

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"I told you that mind control is the only way to take control of this city, but you never listen to me. You didn't listen when you made that addictive chemical..." Mr. Big begins but is stopped.
"Enough! You shut your mouth Big. as for that chemical, I'm going to bring it here."
"What? You can't be serious! That chemical is so addictive that people will start becoming violent for it."
"I shall have this city. I have never come up against such resistance before. I doubt that a drug war has ever happened in this city. Let's see how WordGirl handles gang violence over my drug."
'I've got to find a way to get rid of my mother before she ruins me!' Big thinks remorsefully. 'WordGirl, MathWiz, I can't believe I'm about to think this, but the two of you need to run my mother out of town!'

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"Of course I can remove that mouse brain, but the tricky thing is to get him here." Dr. Tubing states.
"We've been trying to brainstorm a plan, but we've come up empty." WordGirl states.
"Hmmm, give me a few days to ponder the matter and I should be able to come up with a solution."
"'That diamond is ours!'"
"Uh oh, Granny May and Lady Redundant Woman are at it again." MathWiz states.
"They just can't leave Reginald alone." WordGirl states.
"Go get them you two." Dr. Tubing encourages and the two fly off.

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"Once again, the Hoboken Diamond is in our possession!" Granny May celebrates.
"And we might get away, escape, and avoid capture from..."
"Team Alphanumeric?" WordGirl asks landing.
"Don't you have better things to do than take that diamond?" MathWiz asks.
"You two are getting on my nerves, agitating me, and annoying me!" Lady Redundant Woman shouts copying herself.
"Let's take them...," WordGirl stats, but a loud bang is heard startling Granny May. This makes her drop the diamond which goes rolling until it appears to vanish.
"If this is my female competition," Phantasma says appearing before them, "Then I'll be able to run you two out of town."
"Look here you whipper snapper," Granny May begins.
"An old woman and another woman that can copy herself are the best women criminals in this city? I can copy myself too you know." Phantasma states and double the amount of copies that Lady Redundant Woman had now appeared.
"Hey! That's my trick! That's my power! That's my ability!!" Lady Redundant Woman rants.
"This doesn't look good." MathWiz comments.
"Maybe they'll take each other out." WordGirl says.
"We're going to teach you a lesson you whipper snapper!" Granny shouts and her yarn lashes out trying to in snare either the mistress of illusion or the diamond. Phantasma had known that had been coming and had also replicated the diamond.
"She's good." WordGirl states.
"I don't know how she was able to increase her abilities so much since the last time I fought her." MathWiz says.
"Can you tell which is the real diamond?"
"Hmmmm," he replies watching as Phantasma played and tricked the two other female villains. "That one!"
"Sure?"
"Diamonds aren't her strong suit. Each of her copies has a slight flaw in them. Had to learn everything about diamonds when she first started. Jewels seem to be her favorite object to take. She can't perfectly duplicate precious stones." he explains still following the real diamond with his eyes.
"Let's stop 'em." WordGirl states and the pair charge into the fray. Seeing that Team Alphanumeric had join, Phantasma increases the number of of fake hers and diamonds. Unfortunately, this stretching of her powers was too taxing. So it was easy for MathWiz to reach up and grab the real Hoboken Diamond. He throws over to WordGirl who then flew out of the fray.
"Look what you did!" Granny May shouts. "You let WordGirl get the real diamond!"
"Let's retreat, pull back, and flee before we're caught too!" Lady Redundant Woman shouts and the two leave. Phantasma collapses to the ground and the cops manage to hall her away.
"We better be careful next time. The three of them going at it is tough to handle." MathWiz states.
"Especially with two of them able to make copy of themselves. C'mon, let's go check on Carina."

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"Ah, the first supply of grey is here." Big Mama states.
"Mama...," Mr. Big complains, "Don't do this. This stuff will...,"
"I'm in charge now, Big. I will take this city, just like all the others I now control." Mama Big states looking down at the grey powder in the countless number of vials in the box. Now all she needed to do was bring in certain shady dealers to the city and then, Team Alphanumeric would be forced to face a city full of violently addictive people.