the Pube Muppet adventures: ATLA

Avatar day alternate ending: the Pube Muppet
(Note: this is an alternate ending to AVATAR DAY)
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"The guilty must now spin the wheel of pun-ish-ment" the guy next to Aang said in a real creepy voice. He swallowed, and gathered up all his courage.
"I said I'd face justice, so I will". He then spun the wheel which would determine his fate. He could hear the taunts and jeers of the people behind him.
"Razor Pit!"
"Eaten by bears!"
"Community service!" he heard Katara, the woman he loved, the only one in the crowd who seemed to care about him at all, shout. "Please land on community service."
The wheel came for a stop and everyone leaned closer to see what it landed on.
It stopped on a drawing of what appeared to be a frog head. The crowd gasped in horror
"OH"
"MY"
"GOD!!" the village elder finished out. Soon a brown light shown from behind them.
"EVERYONE BACK TO YOUR HOUSES QUICK!!" the elder shouted making a break for it. Everyone got up and ran. those who couldn't get out in time (Katara, Sokka, and a few other people trying to run) looked up and saw what appeared to be a decapitated Kermit the frog head covered in badly drawn pubic hairs flipping in the air via a cool matrix-style move and shoot poop out his ass at anyone he could aim at. A large piece of poop hit katara, Sokka, and a few other people who ran into their houses. The icky little pubic frog thing landed in front of Aang and began to speak.

"Hello my not-so-good man. I am the Pube muppet. I have come to this fine establishment because the wheel of punishment landed on me, so now I will-"
"So you’re summoned by the wheel of punishment?" Aang interrupted, utterly sickened by this village.

"Yes. That is correct my sexy little criminal. Now don't interrupt me you stupid little bitch if you want to know what is in store for you."
Everyone decided to sit still while Katara cleaned the two of them off of the shit and while Aang tried thinking of a way to get away from this creep.
"Anyway, I will punish you by doing many things to you. First, I will take off those dorky women’s clothes so that my lesbian sister, the Pube piggy, doesn't think you’re a girl. Then I will start your punishment by pooping and pissing all over the place, including on you, me, and the happy happy audience."
"Great not again" Katara mused.
“Then, I will tie you up in pubic hairs and have hot, sweaty, gay pubic sex with you. Then I will force you to get onto your glider, and then fly it up my ass as I poop on everyone in this town who is still in the street with you and your glider still in my ass. Then I will have your giant bison fetch you from my ass and I will then open up his anus and crawl inside it and eat all his yummy ass excretions! Then I will summon my sex slave the Pube Beaker, my dog the Pube puppy, and robo-pube, my robotic dildo and have a huge orgy with the avatar and anyone in the audience who is not a woman. Because if we had sex with a woman then we would not be homosexual and that would be a nightmare! Then we will cut off his prostate and take turns eating the yummy ass excretions while the avatar fucks me in the ass for two hours straight. Yes that will be swell." Aang was just about to try airbending this little toad away, and then flying far away from this piece of shit establishment, when suddenly there was shaking. Soon, the group of fire benders who had tried to capture them earlier appeared.

"Give up! We've come to this village to claim it in the name of the fire nation. Now where is your leader so I can... dethrone him?"

The leader wasn't there however. He had fled the moment it landed on the Pube Muppet’s picture. Aang was getting ready to fight, when the Pube Muppet turned to face them.

"What the fuck? Who the fuck are you? How dare you come to this place you piece of shit establishments! I will kill you by doing many things to you! Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" he then took off and a huge gay battle that is too graphic for me to describe in third person took place. After the 3 hour fight, everyone stepped out of their homes and saw a mortified Aang, Katara, and Sokka, and a Pube Muppet sitting on top of a rhino. He rode up to them and spoke.

"Hello my good village people. I am your savior, the Pube Muppet. I have defeated the fire nation band of mercenaries with my overwhelming homosexuality."
They all chattered. Then the elder spoke up.
"How did you defeat them oh he of many pubes?"
"Since you were all in your houses like little cowards, and the author was too scared to show the violence of what happened here. I will explain it all to you. First, I jumped on the arrow experts rhino and pissed in his mouth. Then I took his arrows and shoved them up his ass. Then I fucked the bow and arrow expert in the mouth with my big huge penis and he choked to death and died! Then I jumped on the bomb experts rhino and kicked him off his ride with my two foot cock. Then I lit one of his bombs and shoved it up his ass and I did the same to myself. The guy exploded, but all I felt was exciting painful erotic pleasure. Then I took the flail user's flail and whipped him good with it. After that, I fucked him from behind and I came and came and came and came and came so much inside him that he exploded with green cum flying all over the place. Then I took the naginata and stuck it up my ass and pooped it out on the naginata expert, piercing him and covering him with shit! I just wish he were alive to taste my yummy ass excretions. Then the fire bending man tried to kill me with his fire bending, but since I’m a Muppet and therefore immortal, all he did was make me really horny. So I raped him from behind and we fucked and fucked and fucked and fucked for two hours straight until he died of a heart attack. Then I took out his prostate and ate it, and raped his dead body. Now if you'll excuse me, I have some more bodies to fuck. Fuck off and let me be!"
He was just about to go back to humping the fallen leader, when the village elder turned around and shouted.
"ALL HAIL THE PUBE MUPPET! From now on, this will hereby be called the Pube Muppet day where we dishonor the avatar because he's a lazy asshole!"

The Pube Muppet then turned around and looked at everyone.
"What’s this? A holiday! Oh boy! Finally some people who like me! As the subject of this day, I would like to hereby endorse this holiday. But not just any holiday. On this fine holiday, everyone in the village must do many things to each other. First, all the women in the village must go see my sister, the Pube piggy, because the many things I will mention are for men only. First, everyone must decorate the town by shitting all over it. Then instead of burning the avatar floats, they must get a huge wooden penis and shove it up each of their asses. Then everyone must masturbate to a statue of me and come all over my statue. This will summon me, as well as my sex slaves the Pube beaker, bob dole, the Pube Fozzy, Sponge bob square pants, hard judge and king Bumi."
Aang puked at this. 'KING BUMI?!' his friend was a Pube Muppet sex slave! 'So much for learning earth bending from him!!' Aang thought to himself.
"It will also summon my dog the Pube puppy, my brother the Pube Jason, and my bitch the Pube Jaken, who thinks I like him, but is sorely mistaken. Then, when I am summoned, we will eat up all the poop in this village and poop it all out again on each other and eat the poop that we pooped. Then we will have a huge orgy with the entire village and when the women return they will see us having homosexual sex and want to join in but we won’t let them because this day will be a homosexual holiday!! Then we will finish by drinking horse semen as a drink and eating my yummy ass excretions as party food! Yes, that would be swell."

The village elder clapped very loudly. "It will be done just as you said oh great one. Today shall be remembered for one thing: who needs the avatar, when you can have this sexy sexy Pube Muppet who is immortal and is the sexiest thing alive anyway?"
The crowds cheered in agreement.
"Thank you my good man. This is not a piece of shit establishment. Now let’s get this fucking party started!"

Aang stood up then and got rid of his kyoshi clothes. He had enough of this stupid ass village.
"What the fuck?" he shouted at them" have you people lost your minds? Seriously... a gay holiday? I was hoping to restore the avatar's good name here but now I see that’s impossible because you guys are so stupid you fucking morons." then he recited the Pube Muppet’s own lines. "What kind of piece of shit establishment is this? Fuck off and let us be!" with that appa landed and the kids flew away. Normally one would expect the Pube Muppet to say that line and go away, but not this time. In fact, the Pube Muppet then said another traditional line, but out of tradition since he was the one saying it instead of the other guy:

"Oh wait guys I found the avatar's honor that was lost in this village. I left it up my ass. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! It sounds so funny when I'm saying it instead of the guy that I just talked to..."

And then the village celebrated "Pube Muppet day where they dishonor the avatar because he’s a lazy bastard"

TEH END.

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