College Years

Great Teacher Ronnie

The following day at the Middleton colleges, Kim walked into her morning swim practice. “So, how was he?” Bonnie Rockwaller asked.
“How was who? Kim, you’re not cheating on--”
“NO! Of course I’m not, but how could you know what happened, huh Bon?” Kim asked, not in the mood to discuss her sex life with these people.
“Let’s just say that I have a nose for these things” Rockwaller explained.
“You spied on us, didn’t you?” Kim asked angrily.
“So? She wanted a show and got one.” Ron said to all of them, “How’d you like our show Bon-Bon?”
“How dare you accuse me!” Bonnie shouted before throwing a punch. No one was sure which struck Bonnie first: Ron blocking the punch or Kim’s leg-sweep. Long explanation short, Bonnie fell flat on her back.
“Now, if none of you mind, the coach is sick and I’ll be the substitute for today. Wait… I have no idea how to coach a swim team…. Ideas? Q&A?” Ron was trying to teach something he knew less than nothing about, and making it obvious.
“What kind of questions?” Hope asked.
“I don’t know, anything!” Ron exclaimed, they all would’ve been shocked if the athletic version of the word ‘lap’ was in Ron’s vocabulary.
“How did Kim talk you into it?” Three of them asked in unison.
“Not the question I was thinking of… but since nobody gave me a lesson plan…
she said ‘yes’.” Ron was more than a little nervous, back to his old self.
“Said yes to what?” the same three girls asked.
“The World’s Goofiest Ninja here finally proposed. To which, I said yes.” Kim interrupted.
“Uh, when’s the wedding?” Bonnie asked.
“Yom Kippur.” Ron said.
“Ghesundheit.” Tara stated uneasily.
“It’s the Day Of Atonement in the Jewish calendar.” The boy explained. “But I have a much better question for all of you: what erotic tales convinced an innocent girl like Kim to turn herself into a sex demon?”
“Demon? I’m not that bad in bed, am I?” Kimberly inquired.
“No. You’re good. That’s what worries me, you’re a little too good.” Ron explained. “So, let’s hear your stories.”
“How can we be sure that neither of you will think that our ideas are ‘filthy’, or ‘unnatural’? Aren’t you both religiously restricted about what you can and can’t do in bed?” Marcella asked.
“First, religion and sex should be kept separate. Second, in my religion we have twenty books dedicated to pleasing women. Just tell me what you told Kim. All of it.” Ron said all of this with a smile.
Hope was a bit hesitant, “Okay, but this’ll take a while…”


AN: Sorry about the short, sexless chapter. I’m still working on Hope’s story, but it’ll be up soon!