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By: Toads
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From the depths of my bowels..literally.

Fry sat in the bathroom, eating the sandwich. He had bought seven of them, incase one wasn't enough. He didn't think about his stomach not being able to handle seven servings of disgusting egg salad, or the horrible 'Montazuma's Revenge' type punishment he'd get from it. He threw the wrappes into the trash and covered them with towels incase somebody saw that he was purposley trying to get worms.

Leaving, he looked at the mirror. This was him now..What would he be like later? Would he be like a god, or would he be soulless? Would the Fry that they all know and love dissapear? He shook his head, not wanting to think about that.

It was bad enough that any idiot, even possibly Zoidburg, could tell that he had worms. He could just say that he was working out...a lot...But how would he explain the personality changes?

Nobody really payed all that much attention to him, they probobly wouldn't notice. Fry got on the ship while Leela filled up the tank. When she got back on the ship, all he could do was stare at her. God she was beautiful. That single eye could simpley make you weak in the knees. Her ruby lips...That tank top that fit tight enough that you could just fantasize the rest...

Fry turned back to the ships panel, wishing he could have her. He thought he had her on so many occasions. The enitre love-triangle between him, Leela, and Amy would be enough to make any girl stay away from him.

Landing at Planet Express, he was only seven hours away from the test.

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"Professor, I think somethings up with fry. He was in the bahtroom for seven miniutes and when he came out he was covered with crumbs! Do you think he might-"

"Yes, Leela. But every man does that in the bathroom. Although the crumbs are quite strange.."

"Not that!"

"Wha? Oh, right. Well, if you'll excuse me, I have to use the restroom." A sly grin appeared on the Professor's face and Leela just about puked.

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He looked down at himself. Wondering if he could talk to the worms like before, he began looking for the machine. He cracked the ball open and slipped the mini-him into the back of his pants. Putting on the suit, he began to walk to the colon.

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"Who are you?!" said a guard worm, threatening Fry with his weapon. Fry pointed to the statue that was standing there, just like before, and they bowed down to him. He walked forwords into the palace.

The worm king sat atop his throne. He was talking to someone on a bizzare phone-like object. When he was done, Fry looked up to him.

"Mr. Worm...I have a test that could get me in a lot of trouble in seven hours. Can I pass it then? And, I'm kind of trying to get a girlfriend..Will you help me?"

The worm blinked. "Oh, yes. We'll do much more than that, boy. We have big plans for you.."

The worm guards took Fry by the arms and drug him away. Waving, the worm king yelled after him, "With this body we will rule the universe! We will do what we see fit! Goodbye, stupid mortal!"

Fry was then thrown into the dungeon...and imprisoned in his own colon.

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o.o' I don't exacitally know what in the hell I'm doing..So bare with me...Review please! BTW--I forgot who said it, and sorry for that, but the first reviewer, thanks for the tip :D I'll update soon, but I'm busy now, so I can't review constnatly.
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