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208
by SSJ04 Mewtwo
***
Author's Pre-Fiction Ramblings
I know, the wait has been long, but here's another one for you guys.
***
"Ok, were you really bribed into visiting Grove Hills?" Jodi asks.
"That was the icing on the cake...,I just wanted to be away from Quinn for a weekend. Plus I have my own reason."
"Which is...?" Jodi prompts Daria who sighs.
"You and I both know that there are only two boys that attend Lawndale that even come close to my level of intelligence, you're dating one of them and the other is un-datable by any girl at Lawndale."
"How do you know...,"
"I broke into the records after my first week there. I wanted to know what fools I would be dealing with and if there were two crack babies attending LHS."
"Crack babies?"
"A long story from my time at Highland. All the rest of the male population is fauder for Quinn."
"So you thought...,"
"Yes, whatever you're going to say, yes."
"So you are human."
"No one wants to be alone, I've just chosen to be alone, except for Jane of course."
"Are you and Jane...,"
"No. That is just something Sandy started. Jane will be happy to tell you that I'm attracted to guys."
"And what does she know?"
"Let's just say she knows the guy very well."
"She knows him?"
"She should, since it's her brother...," Daria mumbles.
"Her brother?"
"Yes," she sighs out wishing that this conversation would end soon.
"Does he know?"
"No. He's oblivious to most things and probably only sees me as Jane's friend."
"He's much older than you isn't he."
"Five years older,"
"And most likely your parents would approve of him."
"And yet they don't scrutinize any of Quinn's dates."
"Doesn't she go out with a different boy every week?"
"It seems like it."
"So your parents couldn't do that."
"Mom could if she put her damn phone down." Daria replies darkly.
"I'd give anything for my parents to not pay so much attention to me."
"Not if you had parents like mine that can't tell whether or not I'm being sarcastic."
"So, why is Jane's brother got you so flustered?"
"Oh god," she sighs out.
"Hey, I want to know about the only boy in Lawndale that Daria Morgandorffer is interested in."
"I guess you and Jane will need to be killed."
"You don't think you'll be able to date him do you."
"No."
"And you don't want to take a chance on telling how you feel."
"No."
"Hmmm, and what if he gets with someone that you really don't like?" Jodi asks and Daria bites her lip. That had never crossed her mind.
***
"Ok, so, how did my sister end up spending the night at your house?" Daria asks Jane as the two walk to school.
"Probably drove her other little fashion crazed friends nuts. That girl needs to learn to be on her own. Oh, I failed to mention something."
"What?"
"She got peeved at Trent."
"Uh,"
"He kept calling her 'Daria's sister'." Jane says impersonating her brother.
"He did, did he?" she says arching an eyebrow.
"Oh, but here's the best part of it. The fashion princess was desperate to get his attention, so she walks in front of him topless...,"
"Topless?" Daria asks trying to keep any feeling out of her reaction.
"Yep, and he still called her 'Daria's sister." Jane says smirking. "I'm proud of that boy."
"I'm going to have to talk to him to make sure she didn't traumatize him."
"Usually I have to drag you over to Trent to get you to talk to him."
"I need to see what damage Quinn did."
***
He lays on the bed with his head at the foot of his bed and his feet at the head of the bed. Toxicity(1) was playing at a moderate volume in the background. He hears a knock at the door and shakes his head to clear the cob webs.
"Yo! It's opened." he calls out and Daria comes in.
"Sleeping?"
"Nah," he replies. 'Note to self, never lay at foot of bed when Daria's around. Damn skirt...,' he thinks feeling a part of him stirring. 'Damn hot skirt.'
"Heard Quinn gave you a show." she begins and Trent goes into a coughing laughing fit.
"Yeah, she did." he says after recovering.
"Sorry about that, I don't know why she'd do that." she says sitting on the bed. He sighs inwardly knowing that he'd have to hide his current condition. He rolls over onto his back so that he would be looking up at her.
"Don't worry about it. You can't choose who your relatives are." Trent says and starts laughing again.
"Why did you call her 'Daria's sister'?" she asks after Trent recovered.
"Because, I'm looking at the cooler Morgandorffer sister." he answers with a smile. 'Maybe if I fluster her enough she'll run and I can take care of myself without her knowing.' he thinks. He smirks to himself seeing her flushed face.
"Thanks...," she shyly says.Trent sits up and positions himself behind her.
"Plus, I prefer your hair color over hers as well." he says rubbing his face in her thick mane of auburn hair. Her face heats up more and she springs off his bed as if she had been burn. He grins to himself as she quickly exits his room.
"Now, I'll be able to take care of this." he says to himself and locks the door.
208
by SSJ04 Mewtwo
***
Author's Pre-Fiction Ramblings
I know, the wait has been long, but here's another one for you guys.
***
"Ok, were you really bribed into visiting Grove Hills?" Jodi asks.
"That was the icing on the cake...,I just wanted to be away from Quinn for a weekend. Plus I have my own reason."
"Which is...?" Jodi prompts Daria who sighs.
"You and I both know that there are only two boys that attend Lawndale that even come close to my level of intelligence, you're dating one of them and the other is un-datable by any girl at Lawndale."
"How do you know...,"
"I broke into the records after my first week there. I wanted to know what fools I would be dealing with and if there were two crack babies attending LHS."
"Crack babies?"
"A long story from my time at Highland. All the rest of the male population is fauder for Quinn."
"So you thought...,"
"Yes, whatever you're going to say, yes."
"So you are human."
"No one wants to be alone, I've just chosen to be alone, except for Jane of course."
"Are you and Jane...,"
"No. That is just something Sandy started. Jane will be happy to tell you that I'm attracted to guys."
"And what does she know?"
"Let's just say she knows the guy very well."
"She knows him?"
"She should, since it's her brother...," Daria mumbles.
"Her brother?"
"Yes," she sighs out wishing that this conversation would end soon.
"Does he know?"
"No. He's oblivious to most things and probably only sees me as Jane's friend."
"He's much older than you isn't he."
"Five years older,"
"And most likely your parents would approve of him."
"And yet they don't scrutinize any of Quinn's dates."
"Doesn't she go out with a different boy every week?"
"It seems like it."
"So your parents couldn't do that."
"Mom could if she put her damn phone down." Daria replies darkly.
"I'd give anything for my parents to not pay so much attention to me."
"Not if you had parents like mine that can't tell whether or not I'm being sarcastic."
"So, why is Jane's brother got you so flustered?"
"Oh god," she sighs out.
"Hey, I want to know about the only boy in Lawndale that Daria Morgandorffer is interested in."
"I guess you and Jane will need to be killed."
"You don't think you'll be able to date him do you."
"No."
"And you don't want to take a chance on telling how you feel."
"No."
"Hmmm, and what if he gets with someone that you really don't like?" Jodi asks and Daria bites her lip. That had never crossed her mind.
***
"Ok, so, how did my sister end up spending the night at your house?" Daria asks Jane as the two walk to school.
"Probably drove her other little fashion crazed friends nuts. That girl needs to learn to be on her own. Oh, I failed to mention something."
"What?"
"She got peeved at Trent."
"Uh,"
"He kept calling her 'Daria's sister'." Jane says impersonating her brother.
"He did, did he?" she says arching an eyebrow.
"Oh, but here's the best part of it. The fashion princess was desperate to get his attention, so she walks in front of him topless...,"
"Topless?" Daria asks trying to keep any feeling out of her reaction.
"Yep, and he still called her 'Daria's sister." Jane says smirking. "I'm proud of that boy."
"I'm going to have to talk to him to make sure she didn't traumatize him."
"Usually I have to drag you over to Trent to get you to talk to him."
"I need to see what damage Quinn did."
***
He lays on the bed with his head at the foot of his bed and his feet at the head of the bed. Toxicity(1) was playing at a moderate volume in the background. He hears a knock at the door and shakes his head to clear the cob webs.
"Yo! It's opened." he calls out and Daria comes in.
"Sleeping?"
"Nah," he replies. 'Note to self, never lay at foot of bed when Daria's around. Damn skirt...,' he thinks feeling a part of him stirring. 'Damn hot skirt.'
"Heard Quinn gave you a show." she begins and Trent goes into a coughing laughing fit.
"Yeah, she did." he says after recovering.
"Sorry about that, I don't know why she'd do that." she says sitting on the bed. He sighs inwardly knowing that he'd have to hide his current condition. He rolls over onto his back so that he would be looking up at her.
"Don't worry about it. You can't choose who your relatives are." Trent says and starts laughing again.
"Why did you call her 'Daria's sister'?" she asks after Trent recovered.
"Because, I'm looking at the cooler Morgandorffer sister." he answers with a smile. 'Maybe if I fluster her enough she'll run and I can take care of myself without her knowing.' he thinks. He smirks to himself seeing her flushed face.
"Thanks...," she shyly says.Trent sits up and positions himself behind her.
"Plus, I prefer your hair color over hers as well." he says rubbing his face in her thick mane of auburn hair. Her face heats up more and she springs off his bed as if she had been burn. He grins to himself as she quickly exits his room.
"Now, I'll be able to take care of this." he says to himself and locks the door.