Haley Confesses

Note: "This is the "New" Season of Jake and Haley. I apologize for being late, but vacation has its toll. Well, have fun for these chapters to come."


Jake and Haley had never been so relieved. They now know that their parents accepted their love, though they were brother and sister. They only wish that other people could accept it. Heck, they wish that the whole world could see it. It was as if a huge boulder of a burden has been lifted from the both of them. They were so excited they couldn't just stay quite.

Haley: "Wow, I'm so happy!"

Jake: "Thank goodness. Now we can do whatever we want and not worry about anyone around us anymore."

Haley: "Yeah, its great."

They were still holding hands and walking on the sidewalk. It was about 2:00 PM, past evening. They were heading for Trixie's house, where Spud and Trixie were waiting for them. Speaking of Trixie and Spud...

Trixie's house at 11:00 PM...

Meanwhile, Spud and Trixie had both had a very great night together as well. It took a while for Spud to actually get it, but it looks like he did just as good. Trixie was the first to wake up. She looked at her alarm clock to see what time was it.

Trixie: "11? Darn, that was a deep sleep I got, maybe my only one."

She looked back at spud, who she was putting her hand on and her chest next to his. She smiled as she saw him sleep in such a peaceful way. She then gave a satisfying grin.

Trixie: "We had a great night yesterday didn't we?"

Spud: "Yes we did!"

Trixie nearly jumped out of her bed. Spud opened his eyes and stood up on her bed.

Trixie: "Damn Spud, don't scare me like that again."

Spud: "Oh sorry, I just had a bad dream. But I forgot. Wait, did I forget I had a bad dream? Oh wait, was my bad dream about me forgetting I had a bad dream. Is THIS a bad dream?"

Trixie sighed again. He was still his old self, but then again, he was really 'talented' in some activities.

Trixie: "Time to get up Spud."

Spud: "Okay. Wait...Why are we naked?"

Spud looked really nervous when he saw the both of them on Trixie's bed wearing nothing at all.

Trixie: "Don't you know Spud? We just had sex yesterday."

Spud: "We had sex?!!"

Spud fainted. He collapsed on the bed once again. Trixie looked annoyed now.

Trixie (Whispering to herself): "Damn, still with this fainting thing? Wait until we go to see how Haley and Jackie. They might have also did what me and Spud just did."

Spud came out from his unconsciousness and was shocked again.

Spud: "Haley and Jake had sex?!"

He fainted again.

Trixie: "For gosh sake's please don't do this again when we go there."

Trixie got an idea. She got out of her bed and went to her door. She opened her door. Not too much, just slightly ajar. An aroma fragranced the room that Spud could smell. Spud got up.

Spud: "Do I smell waffles?"

Trixie's mom was making waffles. It was about 1 hour ago she would usually make breakfast, so that was the 'antidote' for Spud's faint falls. He jumped out of her bed excitedly and put his clothes on as fast as possible. Trixie just sighed, but in a relaxing way.

Trixie: "Well, at least I know what I could do to wake him up. And...maybe a little something else."

A mischievous smile crossed her face. She went to her drawer and took a fresh style of clothes for her evening day. It was a light blue top with dark long blue jeans, matched with greenish blue shoes. After she was fully dressed, she looked around. Where was Spud?

Trixie: "Spud? Spud where are you!?"

She looked to see that the door was wide open. She was pissing scared. He looked and saw his clothes were still on the floor. Which means...

Trixie: "Damn Spud. Remember to put your clothes on before you get to breakfast."

She quickly hopped her way downstairs to see where he was. She saw Spud, naked, eating waffles with her father and mother. Trixie was now going to shoot herself for seeing her lover on the table with no clothes on. However, Trixie's mom was facing the pan to cook pancakes while her dad read the paper. None of them saw him, yet. She went over to him.

Trixie: "Spud, what do you think your doing!"

Spud: "Eating some waffles."

Trixie: "What are you doing, eating her naked!"

Spud: "I'm not naked. Am I? But what if I'm not? But what if I am?"

Trixie (sigh): "Get your skinny white ass upstairs and get dressed before my parents see you."

Spud: "Fine. Fine. Wow you are so rude Trixie."

Trixie: "(Look whose calling who rude.)"

Spud dashed out of the kitchen a second before her mother turned around.

Trixie's mom: "Honey, do you want some waffles?"

Trixie: "Sure thing mama. Hehe."

Spud ran upstairs and quickly got dressed. He came back downstairs showing his proper self.

Trixie: "Now that's more like it."

Spud: "Yeah, I guess."

Spud craned his head in annoyance. Trixie giggled when she saw this. She came closer and gave him a peck on the cheek. They didn't know they were being watched or heard.

Trixie's mom: "Aw, ain't that cute. Honey, our baby's got herself a man."

Trixie's dad put down the paper and looked really serious.

Trixie's dad: "Oh that's nice pumpkin, if you want get $40 from my wallet upstairs and go outside to have some fun with this...uh?"

Spud: "Spud sir."

Trixie's dad: "Yeah, Spud whatever."

Trixie went upstairs to get the money, but Trixie's dad looked at Spud really strict like.

Trixie's dad: "Now listen here boy, if you do anything stupid or fool around with my daughter I am going to go gangster up your ass like any other of what you kids are doing these days."

Spud was a little scared.

Spud: "You got it chief."

Trixie's dad: "That's what I thought."

Footsteps were heard coming closer. It was Trixie with the money as she looked anxious to go out on a first date with Spud.

Trixie: "Thank you daddy."

Trixie's dad turned from serious to caring as he saw her daughter look bright.

Trixie's dad: "Okay sweetie you two have fun."

Trixie ran out the door and leaving it open for Spud. Before Spud could go out, Trixie's dad talked to him again.

Trixie's dad: "I know where you live. I've been in the Marines."

Spud: "Good for you sir. Good luck!"

Spud ran out in a flash. He closed the door behind him and he and Trixie were ready to go. Spud had breakfast but Trixie didn't. She didn't want to gain weight anyway. In fact, she told Spud about it.

Trixie: "Spud, do I look fat."

Spud: "Duh, of course you do. Your like a whale."

Trixie (Furious): "WHAT!!!"

Spud: "Joking, you look alright. I guess."

Trixie: "You guess!!?"

Spud: "Joking again, but seriously. Do I think that? Nah, then your fine."

Trixie: "Aw, thank you Spud, even though I couldn't understand what in the world you were saying. But thanks for the compliment."

She gave him a passionate kiss this time. Locking his lips with hers, Spud took in the heat and kissed her back. 40 sec later, they broke apart for some air.

Trixie: "We gotta go and see if Jake and Haley are doing anything."

Spud: "Yeah, I'd like to see the look on their face when they see us together."

Trixie just looked really shocked. She grabbed him and told him not to.

Trixie: "Oh no no no. We ain't gonna tell him."

Spud: "Why?"

Trixie: "Because he ain't use to it. That's why."

Spud: "Well, how about later?"

Trixie: "Maybe. Come on let's go get some lunch."

Spud: "Right behind you."

It was already 12:30, Lunch time would be in a handful of restaurants by now. Spud, obviously, is a heavy eater. It wouldn't take long for him to get hungry again. Trixie looked to see if any restaurants were opened. There was one that was still opened. It was an open café that sold chocolates and French toast. They went inside to grab some bites.

Trixie: "We gotta stay for a while and just enjoy the view. What do you think."

Spud: "As long as we eat I don't give a crap what we do. I love this place."

Trixie: "(Sigh)."

With that said, they stayed and ate for a while. By the time they were finished it was almost 2:00 PM. With that, Jake and Haley were just on their way. They were just on the corner of the building where Trixie and Spud were just staying at. Jake and Haley kept walking for their mark.

Haley: "Well Jake, I hope we get to their house soon. I heard Trixie's mom's pancakes are great."

Jake: "They sure are. Let's go over there."

Jake and Haley went to their ways until they saw what they couldn't believe was happening. Trixie and Spud were together. But that wasn't the worst part. They were enjoy it? And that was not even the worse of worse parts. They watched the couple.

Trixie: "Well, since the day is going good so far, How about a kiss?"

Spud: "Sure I'm game."

With that, they locked in for a passionate kiss that was both luring and desirable. Jake and Haley were surprised by their actions. A little time for some fun. Trixie opened her eyes a bit, and she saw two familiar figures. Wait. It can't be. It was Jake and Haley coming her way. Now Trixie was afraid. She pulled the kiss away as quick as she could. But she knew they already saw it. What was the point. Haley approached the table first.

Haley: "Hey guys, how are you both doing."

Jake: "Yeah, doing anything so far."

Trixie: "Don't play guys. I'll confess, me and Spud...are a ......couple..."

Laughing Hysterically was the prediction for them to express Trixie's response about herself and Spud. But they had to stop laughing or they would blow themselves up.

Trixie: "Stop laughing!"

Jake: "hehe...Sorry Trixie its just...Bff HAHAHA!"

Haley: "HAHA!"

Trixie: "Stop laughing or I'll bite your tongue off!"

Jake: "O-Oh, like you "bite off" Spud's tongue? HAHAHA!"

Trixie: "Stop that or I'll kick your ass Jackie. Seriously."

Jake: "Speaking off Ass, did you let him touch yours? HAHA!"

Haley: "Hehe, this is so...Hahaha, hilarious!"

Spud: "No, I didn't touch her ass. I touched her breast."

Jake and Haley: "......HAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Trixie had had enough of this play time. She came closer and pulled both their ears together until they both bumped each other on their heads. They calmed down a bit and felt exhausted from the almost continuous laughter that they had done to Trixie and Spud.

Spud: "Well, what's wrong with us being together?"

Jake: "Its not that, its just...I mean Trixie having a crush on you? Trixie you probably kill him everytime he does something lame."

Trixie: "Yeah, but I actually like it like that. It's actually cute when he does that little kid thing with his mind. So anyway, what y'all doing?"

Haley: "We were just about to head for a place to eat. That is if Jake's hungry or anything."

Jake: "Yeah I'm down with that."

Spud: "Its so great today. If only Jake got someone he loved too."

Jake: "Uh, Spud, I do. With Haley."

Spud's eyes bulged out.

Spud: "You and Haley are in love?"

He fainted.

Trixie, Haley, and Jake: "..............."

Spud got up again.

Spud: "Psyche. Fooled you all."

They were all surprised that he was still able to walk after that action. Spud just laughed, seeing the look on their faces.

Spud: "Fooled you all. Don't worry I knew about this for a while. Besides I don't have to worry about it now. I forgot this ever since me and Trixie had sex last night."

Jake and Haley couldn't hold their laughter any more and all of a sudden spew their laughing and howler all on Trixie and Spud. Trixie was now really embarrassed and even put her hand on Spud's mouth to shut him up. It was than that Haley and Jake had to stop laughing or they would have exploded.

Haley: "You guys did what?"

Jake: "Trixie...and Spud..."

Jake exploded with laughter, followed by Haley. Their lungs couldn't let out any more air, so they had to think of something else and give themselves some air. Trixie and Spud were both embarrassed by their conversation. Trixie, however, was starting to rise with anger.

Trixie: "Darnette! What is wrong with you guys! Are you ashamed of us?"

Jake: "No its not that, its just we didn't know you guys would actually be together."

Trixie: "To be honest, I didn't neither. But Spud is really sweet. Besides, that means that we don't have to do any more serious things for our calendars right?"

Haley: "Sure thing."

Spud: "So what do we do now?"

Trixie: "Well, I know what we can do."

Jake: "What do you mean by that?"

Trixie: "Well, since you and Haley have a thing for each other, and me and Spud have the same feeling, I think I know what we all can do together."

Everyone was trying to think what Trixie meant.

To Be Continued...