Team Alphanumeric

Team Alphanumeric
A Public Headache
by SSJ04 Mewtwo

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Reviewer Responses

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Max Jordan: I had to keep it simple. This one will be the pain in the ass for Tim and Becky. BTW, any suggestions for the rest of season12? The honeymoon will last only one chapter since it'll be nothing but smut.

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"Gaah! this guest list is two miles long!" Mr. Botsford states looking at the names on the list. "Just how are we going to feed all these people honey?"
"Remember dear, Chuck the Councilman Sandwich Making Guy and The Butcher are catering the reception. They can feed everyone." Sally explains.
"Y'know, a year ago I thought that I would never be glad for those two." Tim states.
"Who knew that getting those two on city council would change them for the better. Usually that's where legal criminals start their career." Sally says amused at her stab at bad politicians.
"I think our kids will be more relieved after this is all over." Clair Drakesford comments.
"I'll be glad to get back to my farm. City isn't for me Clair." Miranda Drakesford adds.

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It was the most people ever gathered for an outdoor wedding. The guest list had become so large that the park was the only place big enough to hold such an event. The city still didn't have a ten thousand plus seat arena yet. The park was put on total lock down with police and Tobey's robots. Currently, Tim, dressed in a formal version of his MathWiz costume, was standing with Caelum, Huggy, and Tobey.
"You sure we've got enough of your tin cans?" Caelum asks.
"Yes, and don't call them that. I'm ready if the ring does attack." Tobey explains.
"You've can't possibly be nervous." Caelum says to Tim. "You've done this already."
"Yeah, but not in front of thousands of people, plus this is going out to both Lexicon and Decimal. I just want this to be over so we can go at it again." Tim states.
"You've abstained from that? Why?" Caelum asks.
"couldn't find the time." Tim replies. The boys fall quiet as the minister comes over.
"I must say, this is the largest ceremony I've ever had the bless privilege of conducting." he states.
"Uh, I thought that...," MathWiz begins but the minister stops him.
"We were never meant to know everything that God knows. If he created other worlds, then they two need to know the message of salvation." the minister states and Caelum rolls his eyes.
"Superstitions, nothing but...," Caelum whispers to himself, but his quiet muses are interrupted by the sound of the Lexicon royal song being played by the band. WordGirl, along with Emma, Violet, and Carina, make their way down a long carpeted walkway. MathWiz gets onto one as he was supposed to do since the ceremony was also following Lexiconian traditions. Carina makes her way towards Huggy and Emma stands beside Caelum as Violet does the same with Tobey. WordGirl stops in front of MathWiz and looks at him lovingly.
"Arise, my consort," she says in Lexiconian, "so we may be married by the traditions of this world." With that, MathWiz rises and the pair turn to the ministered.
"Beloved gathered, we are all here to witness the union of two people that have worked very hard to keep our city, and our world safe. They may have stumbled along the way, but they always overcome whatever evil they faced. They first unified themselves as a team, and now they will unite as husband and wife. If there be anyone that objects to this union, let them speak now or forever hold their peace." the minister says.
"Oh we object alright!" Granny Mae shouts. "Get them!"
"Oh, I anticipated something like this," Tobey begins and pulls out the remote, "Robots, attack!" With that final battle cry, a bedlam breaks out.

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"You, you've betrayed our family name!" Kid Potato shouts.
"Hey! I was tired of working for Mr. Big in the first place. Besides, I enjoy my work." Butcher states.
"Bake potato bonanza!" Kid Potato shouts and large baked potatoes throw themselves at the Butcher. Kid Potato grins thinking that he had the advantage over his son, but a blast of sour cream and melted butter smacks him in the face.
"I always eat my baked potatoes with sour cream and butter." Chuck says keeping his blaster trained on the butcher's dad.
"No! I hate sour cream!" Kid Potato shouts.
"Ok, that is it! Ham hock hammer!" the butcher shouts and a twenty pound ham smashes into Kid Potato's head knocking him out. The Butcher turns to Chuck and grins. "Thanks man,"
"Hey, what are friends for," Chuck replies.

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Krog and Nocan were ordered to get Tobey. The robot guard was proving to be more than just a match for the ring, so the Huntress told the two brutes to get the remote.
"Hello," Carina, in a dressy version of Kid Scholastic's costume, says smiling at Krog.
"You keep away!" Krog shouts.
"She's only a ferry child. I will beat her!" Nocan shouts and uses his sword, but the other barbarian misses by a mile. WordGirl almost had a heart attack seeing that. She was about to attack Nocan when Seymour encased both her and MathWiz in hair gel.
"Now, send them into orbit!" Smooth shouts towards the Whammer. He would have done it too had it not been for the fact that Carina had been so close to the Whammer. When Nocan went after her again, she moved and the Whammer got Whammed.
"You dolt! You hit the wrong guy!" Smooth rants. MathWiz, now free, tackles the crooked host to the ground.

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"I've been waiting for another chance to get my hands on you." Emma growls at the Huntress.
"I'm surprised you've put up with him for so long. I would have killed him by now." Huntress taunts. Emma gives out a loud battle cry and she charges.

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"Man, no wonder my little brother beats you so easily." Caelum taunts MinusMan. The master of subtraction tries again, but Caelum moves again.
"I've got him, Caelum. You go after your mother." MathWiz says to Caelum.
"Suits me. I've got certain things to "discuss" with her." Caelum states and heads over to assist Emma. The two old combatants stare at each other until MinusMan fires and MathWiz reflects the blast back.

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Tobey watches on as his robots take out the lowly members of the ring. What concerned the boy genius was the fact that Krog and Nocan were chasing Carina. Those two were going to be the most difficult to take out. He could also see that WordGirl was now going after Granny Mae. Seeing an opportunity, he puts a significant number of robots just in front of where Carina was about to fly by. Tobey has the robots trip up and take down Nocan. Since Krog was trying to stop Nocan from chasing Carina, the large Decimalian stops and scratches his head trying to figure out what to do next.
"Hey! I need a little help over here!" Huntress shouts. Krog charges, but Carina lands on the back of the barbarian's neck and begins to play his head like a drum.
"Get her off me!" Krog shouts.

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"Now take it easy...," Granny Mae says nervously.
"This was supposed to be my day." WordGirl growls. "I'm going to make sure you don't get out of jail ever again!"
"Uh, ah, retreat!" she shouts and those who could get away do so. Carina jumps off of Krog and he runs as fast and as far away from Carina as he could.
"Wait for me you big idiot!" Huntress screams following after him.
"I think we can continue now." Tobey comments sending his robots back to their normal patrols.

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"I offer a toast," Caelum begins, "To the first two people that I met on this world that annoyed, and helped me find something better to do than listen to the Cube Root." he finishes and glasses cling. Violet stands looking a little apprehensive.
"I've only got one thing to say...," she begins. "My water broke!" This gets Tobey in to actions.
"No need to panic, I've planned for this...," Tobey says frantically pressing buttons on his remote. His war machine lands and he helps Violet into it. He gets in and rockets fire and it heads on for the hospital.
"Well, I guess none of us will forget this wedding." Sally Botsford comments.

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"It was around eleven at night. Tobey was looking down at the sleeping child in the bassinet. He hears knocking on the window and goes to open it. WordGirl and MathWiz fly in.
"What kept you?" Tobey whispers.
"Trying to make sure we saw everyone that came to the wedding took longer than we wanted." MathWiz states.
"Awe, she's so cute." WordGirl comments.
"How does it feel to be a father?" MathWiz asks.
"I'm elated and scared at the same time. I'm going to make sure she doesn't go down the same path I did." Tobey states.
"Hi guys," Violet says opening her eyes.
"How do you feel?" WordGirl asks Violet.
"Tired. The funny thing is when the doctor slapped Arrianna to induce breathing she gave him a look that only her father could have pulled off." Violet says giggling and Tobey blushes.
"Y'know, we could stay...," WordGirl begins but Violet stops her.
"I'll be fine. You two need some time off." Violet states.
"You sure?" WordGirl asks.
"I'm sure." Violet answers with a reassuring smile.

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"That's the last bag." Becky says as the pair finishes loading up the ship.
"Hey Huggy, do they know we're coming?" Tim asks and Huggy gives a thumbs up.
"Think you two can handle the city while we're gone?" Becky asks.
"We'll be alright, you two go have fun." Caelum says and gives a wink to Tim. The two board the ship and it takes off for Lexicon.