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Of Dresses & Best Men

Team Alphanumeric
Of Dresses & Best Men
by SSJ04 Mewtwo

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Reviewer Responses

MaxJ1800: Wouldn't need any money for that trip. As long as they continue to use the protection given to them the last time they were on Lexicon they'll be fine, but it's probably time they pick up another supply.

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Over a month had passed since the proposal had occurred. Two weddings were being planned, however. A private one for Becky and Tim, and a very public one for WordGirl and MathWiz. The city would be fitting the bill for the heroes' wedding, but the Botsfords and Drakesfords would be paying for the private one. The two ceremonies would take place a week a part from each other. However, currently Becky was starting to like the notion of just eloping with Tim. She was in a bridal shop with her mother, her future mother-in-law, and her future grandmother-in-law.
'Ooooh! I love you Tim, but if I've got to go through this much longer I'll fly off to some other quieter planet that doesn't get so crazy over these things!' Becky frantically thinks. She had been trying on dresses for the better part of four hours and she was getting exhausted of them arguing over every little detail. The only reason Violet wasn't with them was because she and Tobey were at a doctor's appointment that couldn't be moved. Emma, on the other hand, was patrolling the city with the robotic versions of Becky and Tim. Some one had to keep the city safe while most of its heroes went wedding shopping.

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"One monkey suit just looks like another." Caelum states. Huggy makes an indignant sound and Caelum rolls his eyes. It had taken the original X weapon some time to figure out the monkey's language, but he could understand the monkey pretty well.
"Now, everything has got to be perfect...,hmmmm....,Huggy, do they have dress costumes?" Tim Botsford quietly asks the monkey who shrugs his shoulders.
"He's working on them." Tim Drakesford states.
"Tim, who have you chosen for your best man?" Mr. Botsford asks and Caelum and Huggy turn to look at Tim.
"Uh....," he gulps...,"it's down to these two. Tobey will be too busy to properly perform the duties, but he said he'd an usher and provide some robotic security at the other wedding." Tim states.
"I'm the only choice you know." Caelum comments. Huggy pipes up and Caelum rolls his eyes. "You're just a monkey." he growls and Huggy makes another, louder, sound. "I don't care that you've known them longer. You're still a monkey." Caelum hisses.
'Becky, I know you're probably going going through hell right now, but right now I think I'm all up for eloping.' Tim thinks.

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'This was ridiculous! We spent five hours in a dress shop and we didn't agree on one damn thing!' Becky fumes in her head as the four women load into the car and drive away. The three older women were still arguing about three of the dresses as they drive away. They arrive twenty minutes later back home at around the same time that the boys do. Becky sees that Tim was in almost the same sort of awkward predicament and goes over to him.
"Best man woes?" she asks.
"Wedding gown woes?" Tim asks back and the two giggle.
"This is just too much, Tim."
"Wanna elope?"
"No, then they'll all be upset at us. C'mon, let's go give Emma a hand." Becky states and the two silently transform into their heroic personas and take to the skies.

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"Metal won't bend!" Krog shouts as he has to deal with both Robo-WordGirl and Robo-MathWiz.
"The odds of you damaging our superstructure are 1 in 453,858,439,843,760,398.3875." Robo-MathWiz reports.
"Shut up!" he says and instead of trying to rip an arm off of each, she throws the two robots away from him. They hit the pavement, but being robots, they don't feel it, but their energy levels were becoming dangerously low.
"Oh Krog," the real MathWiz calls out and Krog turns.
"You two get back to the lab while you've still got a charge left." WordGirl states and the robotic duplicates launch into the air to go and recharge.
"Where you hide!?" Krog asks cracking his knuckles.
"We've been a little busy." MathWiz answers as he and WordGirl circle Krog. They could See that Emma and the huntress were brawling on the other side of the street. Most likely, the rest of the ring had been driven off save for these two.
"You can't get paid you stupid bitch! The root is no more!" Emma shouts.
"This isn't about money anymore, little girl. That son of mine isn't something I want left alive. I'll be glad to send your body to him though!" she says firing off a killing blast at Emma who narrowly avoids it.
"Ahhhh!" Krog shouts as he was once again in a test of strength with two. WordGirl and MathWiz's arms were pushing against Krog's one arm.
"How you so strong!"
"This is our team work. There isn't anyone in this galaxy that can beat us when we are working together!" WordGirl growls. The two founding members of Team Alphanumeric had some aggression to get out and Krog was perfect. The two turn hearing a cry and see that Emma was down.
"Awe, that only got your shoulder...,here, let me finish you off." the huntress states now aiming her weapon at Emma's face. The gun was kicked out of her hands and she sees an angry blond standing in front of her.
"Die!" Caelum hisses and lunges. The huntress quickly drops several smoke caps and she and Krog vanish. "Ahhhh!" Caelum shouts. He looks down at his hurt lover, gently picks her up in is arms, and turns to the rest of his teammates. "I'm taking her to Tubing's lab!" he shouts and flies off.
"will she be alright?" WordGirl asks.
"She was still breathing pretty well when Caelum took her. If that blast only hit her shoulder she'll be fine, but that arm won't be any use to her for a few days." Tim reports as the two take off to follow.
"Great, we don't need anymore of our team out of action as it stands." WordGirl says and they continue flying.

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"How does that feel?" tubing asks.
"Much better." Emma says appreciatively.
"How did you help her, professor?" WordGirl asks.
"I've been going through all that encrypted data we got from your evil counterpart's ship. They had a design for a tissue regenerator and it works wonders." the professor states. "This was the perfect time to test it. It even can handle the complex X weapon genetic code."
"It probably had us in mind when they designed it." Caelum states hugging Emma. That had been way too close for Caelum. He didn't like publicly showing it, but he did true love Emma. Once this madness was over, he might just marry her as well.
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