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+S through Z › WordGirl
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
162
Views:
8,032
Reviews:
138
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I don't own WordGirl, nor do I own it's characters. I make no money from the writing of this piece of fanfiction.
Plundering
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Plundering
by SSJ04 Mewtwo
***
"Now Leslie, calm yourself...," Mr. Big panics trying to keep away from his lust driven assistant. "You're just being effected by the lust ray...,what made me think that thing was a good idea!" he bemoans. Leslie, hearing none of her boss's protests, tackles him to the ground and kisses him.
***
'Darn rocket mouse,' Emma thinks as she continues to follow Dr. Two Brains. She smirks as she gets an idea. She starts climbing higher into the sky and she reaches a height that the stun rays on the mouse shaped rocket car couldn't angle up two.
"Uh boss, she's not there anymore." the henchman states.
"She's there alright, she's just climbed to such a high angle that my stun rays can't reach her." Two Brains growls in frustration.
***
The sounds of three women laughing echo as the gold car races down the streets of the city. Granny May was at the wheel to Phantasma's dismay. She didn't trust the old woman to drive a car. Then she sees something standing in the middle of the road.
"Hey! Look out!" Phantasma shouts. Granny May rolls her eyes seeing that Caelum was standing there, right in the middle of the road.
"Well, let's just make him a greasy spot on the concrete!" Granny May shouts and presses the gas peddle to the floor. Caelum rolls his eyes and extends his arms outwards and stops the car.
"Going somewhere, ladies?" Caelum asks smirking.
"How did you manage to stop our car!?" Granny May shouts getting out of the gold car.
"I take my vitamins and eat all my vegetables." Caelum snips at the old woman.
"Oh, you are a funny one aren't you...,here, here's yarn in your eye!" Granny May shouts and the strands of yarn lash out at Caelum. The super soldier smirks and grabs the yarn.
"For me? Awe, you shouldn't have. I'll put it to good use." Caelum says smiling and two Granny May's horror, he ties both Lady Redundant Woman and Phantasma up. Caelum's eyes widen seeing the mouse rocket head right for the rear of the gold car. Granny May shouts at Two Brains to stop, but the rocket mouse couldn't stop on a dime and the car crashes into the MasoRacer.
"Ahh! Granny May! You know I can't stop this thing on a dime!" Two Brains shouts trying to deflate the air bags. Emma lands and yanks the doctor out of the car.
"I suggest all of you surrender, or I'll make things a little uncomfortable for you." Emma states. Granny May goes for her perfume again, but Huggy attacks her stopping the attempt.
"Hey, why aren't you with WordGirl?" Caelum asks. The monkey makes sounds of explanation and Emma winces.
"Great, let's get these guys to the police station."
"Yep, wonder what the repair bill for a MasoRacer is going to be?" Caelum asks pulling out his phone and dialing.
***
He was still whimpering on the ground long after Phantasma had left. His mind was trying to recover from the sight it had seen. MathWiz feels some embracing him and a pair of soft lips kiss him. His brain finally completes the reboot process and his eyes open to see WordGirl with a lustful gaze in her eyes. MathWiz pulls back a little to catch his breath.
"Lust ray?" he asks.
"Yes, now I need you." she answers grinding against him. In the shadows, a figure watches.
"I've arrived in the city." the figure says into the cell phone. "The hurricane has devastated a lot of the buildings. I've found targets one and two. It appears that the lust was used on them again. Orders? I under stand, will continue to monitor and report on their activities." the figure finishes and cuts the connection.
***
"You know, I've seen a lot of cars come in this shop, but I didn't think a solid gold one would be here." Clack(1) states as the MasoRacer is put onto the lift.
"Hey, who's fitting the bill for this anyway?" Click(2) asks.
"The city is, so let's try to find more problems with this car than there already are." Clack states and the two laugh.
"Anything to screw the government out of a dime." Click continues joking as the two start examining the underside of the car.
***
Sally Botsford collapses into a chair at the dinning room table. It had been a long day. The criminals ad been thrown in jail, but Becky and Tim were having to get the effects of the lust ray out of Becky's system. The MasoRacer was at a shop that was trying to make the city pay more for the repairs, but it was a gold car that they were working on. Caelum and Emma had gotten to Mr. Big's place along with Huggy, but they were shocked and horrified to hear the sounds of the Mr. Big and his assistant going at it. The police were called in and it was quite an embarrassing picture the paper got. Mr. Big arrested in nothing but his underwear.
"You alright?" Claire asks.
"I didn't think being mayor was this hard. I mean our last mayor hardly had to do any work." Sally states.
"He never had to handle a disaster like this ." Claire states.
"Well, Mr. Governor will be here tomorrow and then the president himself the next day. I don't know if I can provide enough security for them though."
"Hmmm, let's just hope that another rash of looting doesn't happen." Claire states.
"Grandma, how long will they be playing?" Carina asks both her grandmothers.
"Honey, your mother really has to play with your father. they'll be done for dinner." Sally states.
"That has to be a fun game." Carina states smiling. The two older women look at each other wondering how little Carina would react to what her parents were actually doing.
"Hey! Dinner's ready to be served! Get the kids!" Tim Botsford yells from the kitchen. with the power off, Mr. Botsford had to grill everything, which wasn't too much trouble.
"I'll get mama and daddy." Carina quickly states and flies upstairs.
"No! wait!" Sally shouts and runs after Carina.
"Too late," Claire says to herself hearing Carina opening the door to Becky and Tim's room. Five minutes later, two blushing teens come down in bath robes and sit at the table. Caelum and Emma come into the house along with Huggy.
"What happened?" Emma states.
"Uncle Caelum!" Carina greets happily. "Why would they play that game naked?" Carina asks. Caelum and Emma eyes widen realizing that Carina had caught them in a moment of passion. It was the most awkward dinner that any one of them ever had.
***
1-2. If you can guess what PBS/NPR personalities I've borrowed here then you are good. They have a show on NPR and had an animated series on PBS that was more for adults.
Plundering
by SSJ04 Mewtwo
***
"Now Leslie, calm yourself...," Mr. Big panics trying to keep away from his lust driven assistant. "You're just being effected by the lust ray...,what made me think that thing was a good idea!" he bemoans. Leslie, hearing none of her boss's protests, tackles him to the ground and kisses him.
***
'Darn rocket mouse,' Emma thinks as she continues to follow Dr. Two Brains. She smirks as she gets an idea. She starts climbing higher into the sky and she reaches a height that the stun rays on the mouse shaped rocket car couldn't angle up two.
"Uh boss, she's not there anymore." the henchman states.
"She's there alright, she's just climbed to such a high angle that my stun rays can't reach her." Two Brains growls in frustration.
***
The sounds of three women laughing echo as the gold car races down the streets of the city. Granny May was at the wheel to Phantasma's dismay. She didn't trust the old woman to drive a car. Then she sees something standing in the middle of the road.
"Hey! Look out!" Phantasma shouts. Granny May rolls her eyes seeing that Caelum was standing there, right in the middle of the road.
"Well, let's just make him a greasy spot on the concrete!" Granny May shouts and presses the gas peddle to the floor. Caelum rolls his eyes and extends his arms outwards and stops the car.
"Going somewhere, ladies?" Caelum asks smirking.
"How did you manage to stop our car!?" Granny May shouts getting out of the gold car.
"I take my vitamins and eat all my vegetables." Caelum snips at the old woman.
"Oh, you are a funny one aren't you...,here, here's yarn in your eye!" Granny May shouts and the strands of yarn lash out at Caelum. The super soldier smirks and grabs the yarn.
"For me? Awe, you shouldn't have. I'll put it to good use." Caelum says smiling and two Granny May's horror, he ties both Lady Redundant Woman and Phantasma up. Caelum's eyes widen seeing the mouse rocket head right for the rear of the gold car. Granny May shouts at Two Brains to stop, but the rocket mouse couldn't stop on a dime and the car crashes into the MasoRacer.
"Ahh! Granny May! You know I can't stop this thing on a dime!" Two Brains shouts trying to deflate the air bags. Emma lands and yanks the doctor out of the car.
"I suggest all of you surrender, or I'll make things a little uncomfortable for you." Emma states. Granny May goes for her perfume again, but Huggy attacks her stopping the attempt.
"Hey, why aren't you with WordGirl?" Caelum asks. The monkey makes sounds of explanation and Emma winces.
"Great, let's get these guys to the police station."
"Yep, wonder what the repair bill for a MasoRacer is going to be?" Caelum asks pulling out his phone and dialing.
***
He was still whimpering on the ground long after Phantasma had left. His mind was trying to recover from the sight it had seen. MathWiz feels some embracing him and a pair of soft lips kiss him. His brain finally completes the reboot process and his eyes open to see WordGirl with a lustful gaze in her eyes. MathWiz pulls back a little to catch his breath.
"Lust ray?" he asks.
"Yes, now I need you." she answers grinding against him. In the shadows, a figure watches.
"I've arrived in the city." the figure says into the cell phone. "The hurricane has devastated a lot of the buildings. I've found targets one and two. It appears that the lust was used on them again. Orders? I under stand, will continue to monitor and report on their activities." the figure finishes and cuts the connection.
***
"You know, I've seen a lot of cars come in this shop, but I didn't think a solid gold one would be here." Clack(1) states as the MasoRacer is put onto the lift.
"Hey, who's fitting the bill for this anyway?" Click(2) asks.
"The city is, so let's try to find more problems with this car than there already are." Clack states and the two laugh.
"Anything to screw the government out of a dime." Click continues joking as the two start examining the underside of the car.
***
Sally Botsford collapses into a chair at the dinning room table. It had been a long day. The criminals ad been thrown in jail, but Becky and Tim were having to get the effects of the lust ray out of Becky's system. The MasoRacer was at a shop that was trying to make the city pay more for the repairs, but it was a gold car that they were working on. Caelum and Emma had gotten to Mr. Big's place along with Huggy, but they were shocked and horrified to hear the sounds of the Mr. Big and his assistant going at it. The police were called in and it was quite an embarrassing picture the paper got. Mr. Big arrested in nothing but his underwear.
"You alright?" Claire asks.
"I didn't think being mayor was this hard. I mean our last mayor hardly had to do any work." Sally states.
"He never had to handle a disaster like this ." Claire states.
"Well, Mr. Governor will be here tomorrow and then the president himself the next day. I don't know if I can provide enough security for them though."
"Hmmm, let's just hope that another rash of looting doesn't happen." Claire states.
"Grandma, how long will they be playing?" Carina asks both her grandmothers.
"Honey, your mother really has to play with your father. they'll be done for dinner." Sally states.
"That has to be a fun game." Carina states smiling. The two older women look at each other wondering how little Carina would react to what her parents were actually doing.
"Hey! Dinner's ready to be served! Get the kids!" Tim Botsford yells from the kitchen. with the power off, Mr. Botsford had to grill everything, which wasn't too much trouble.
"I'll get mama and daddy." Carina quickly states and flies upstairs.
"No! wait!" Sally shouts and runs after Carina.
"Too late," Claire says to herself hearing Carina opening the door to Becky and Tim's room. Five minutes later, two blushing teens come down in bath robes and sit at the table. Caelum and Emma come into the house along with Huggy.
"What happened?" Emma states.
"Uncle Caelum!" Carina greets happily. "Why would they play that game naked?" Carina asks. Caelum and Emma eyes widen realizing that Carina had caught them in a moment of passion. It was the most awkward dinner that any one of them ever had.
***
1-2. If you can guess what PBS/NPR personalities I've borrowed here then you are good. They have a show on NPR and had an animated series on PBS that was more for adults.