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Category:
+S through Z › WordGirl
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
162
Views:
8,031
Reviews:
138
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
Disclaimer:
I don't own WordGirl, nor do I own it's characters. I make no money from the writing of this piece of fanfiction.
Looting
Team Alphanumeric
Looting
by SSJ04 Mewtwo
***
Reviewer Responses
MaxJ1800: Yes, it would be like the big guy to jack up prices. Yep, this chapter will show that The Butcher and Chuck do have their good points.
***
"Ok, ok, one at a time," Chuck says as the the people in line for food stuff gets a little out of hand.
"Y'know, I think I know why WordGirl and the rest of team Alphanumeric do what they do. It's kinda cool to help people." The butcher states producing more meat.
"Yeah," Chuck agrees with a smile. "Ok, let's keep it moving." Chuck says to the line.
***
"Leslie! We're going to sell emergency supplies at three times the price they are worth. I'm going to take full advantage of this crisis and while Team Alphanumeric is busy with the others, we'll make a killing...,hehehe." Mr. Big says finishing with that deeper, more evil laugh.
"Yes sir," Leslie replies getting on with the task that her boss wanted her to do.
"Some days it does pay to be me...,maaahahahaha!" Mr. Big laugh outs.
***
"Wham!"
"You'll have to do better than that!" WordGirl shouts to the Whammer.
"The Whammer will Wham you this time!" he shouts and attacks again, but WordGirl avoids it again.
***
"Going somewhere, boys?" Emma says to Two Brains and his two henchmen. The cheese crazed doctor whips out the all in one ray and sets it to full stun and starts blasting. The henchmen stand there holding the heavy supply of cheese that they had just stolen from the grocery store.
"Hold still you!" Two Brains shouts.
"Nope, don't think so." Emma says and yawns as if to insinuate that this task was menial and she could do it in her sleep. this just seems to anger the doctor and his shots start missing by more.
***
"Hi mom! How every little thing?" Caelum states.
"Well, if it isn't my test tube son...,how is the bastard child?" the huntress asks.
"I'm fine, but I'm a tad bit horny so if we could just get on with it...," Caelum states but is stopped by Krog's fist that tried to take his head off.
"No more talking! Fight now!" Krog shouts.
"Haven't replaced him yet? I thought he was too big for you. I guess a cold cunt like you doesn't need sex." Caelum taunts.
"Get him!" the huntress orders and Krog charges.
***
"Man, did I land in the middle of estrogen central of what?" MathWiz quietly asks himself encountering Granny May, Lady Redundant Woman, and Phantasma.
"So, going to face us alone MathWiz?" Phantasma asks mockingly.
"Still upset that Violet took Tobey away from you? He's a little bit too young for you." MathWiz taunts.
"That girl will pay!" Phantasma states ready to copy herself and take on the calculating super hero.
"Let me deal with the duplications...,that's my thing, my department, and my power!" Lady Redundant Woman states and she starts copying herself. Granny May smirks and fires off several shots of her perfume. His eyes weren't effected due to the glasses, but his nose was another matter.
***
"The...,Whammer...,can't...,wham...,no more!" the Whammer moans.
"Then, I'll help!" MinusMan states from behind WordGirl and fires off an energy blast.
"This is going to get rough." Becky quietly states.
***
"Huggy, go help the others. I'll keep Carina entertained." Mr. Botsford states and the monkey charges out of the house ready for action.
***
"Mayor Botsford, we're starting to get complaints that the emergency supplies that are being sold are being marked up three times what they are worth." one of Sally's assistants states.
"Who...,no, I know who is doing this. It looks like Mr. Big is trying to squeeze extra money from my citizens. Thank you." Sally states and grabs her phone and heads off to place a private call.
***
"Oh man, they just keep coming. You would think the city would be better prepared for a hurricane." Chuck complains.
"We'll discass that at the next council meeting." The Butcher states.
"Uh, don't you mean 'discuss'?" Chuck asks.
"Yeah, thanks." The Butcher states and Chuck rolls his eyes. Even though he was the brains of the two, Butcher was a much better partner than the Whammer.
***
"Out of breath big fellow?" Caelum taunts. Instead of matching power for power with Krog, Caelum was testing his speed against the barbarian and was winning.
"Ahhh!" Krog shouts, rips out a telephone pole and swings it at Caelum. The original X weapon ducks out of the way of the makeshift club.
"Hey Mah! My toy is tiring out! Wanna play with me!?" Caelum shouts.
"Krog! Let me deal with my half wit son." the huntress orders.
"Krog...,need...,rest," Krog pants out heavily.
***
"I'm kinda busy at the moment, Mayor Botsford." WordGirl states through the phone as she continues to flip out of the way of MinusMan's attacks.
"We've got another problem, Mr. Big is taking advantage of the situation by jacking up the prices of the emergency supplies." Sally states knowing to not call WordGirl by 'Becky'.
"What!? You've got to be kidding me!" WordGirl says exasperatedly. "I'll get on it as soon as I deal with my own crisis!" she shouts flipping again and turning off the cell phone.
"Arg! Get off me you monkey!" MinusMan shouts.
"Huggy!" WordGirl cries happily seeing her oldest partner joining her. With he monkey, she takes down MinusMan and ties him and Whammer up for later pick up. "C'mon Huggy, we've got to get to Mr. Big's place and stop him."" she says and Huggy latches on to her back and she takes to the skies.
***
"Is she still following us?" Two Brains asks as the rocket mouse accelerates down the street.
"Yep." the talkative one states seeing Emma flying after them.
"Alright, MathWiz learned the hard way not to follow me, so let's see if I can teach you the same lesson...,hahahaha! Two Brains laugh out and starts firing off the stun rays mounted on the roof of the mouse shaped car. Emma falls back some to give herself more time to dodge the blasts.
***
"Damn...,perfume!" MathWiz chokes out after taking yet another shot of it.
"Oooh, do you kiss WordGirl with that mouth?" Granny May says mockingly.
"C'mon, we've got all the jewels, let's go, get away, and escape!" Lady Redundant Woman states.
"Let me just leave him with a parting gift...," Phantasma states and a purple haze surrounds MathWiz. The trio of female criminals run over to the gold MasoRacer and take off.
"No...,not again!" MathWiz states seeing the incorrectly done math problems before his eyes. "No! They're all wrong!"
***
"I can't believe you'd sink so low as to charge the people of the city more for supplies that they desperately need." WordGirl growls.
"Hah, if they really need them, then they will pay anything to get them." Mr. Big says with a grin on his face.
"Then, I guess I'll take you down." WordGirl says confidently.
"Not so fast, WordGirl." Mr. Big states pulling out a lust ray. "Dr. Two Brains has made improvements to this little device. Now, the effects will last twice as long as before!" he proclaims and fires. Unfortunately for WordGirl, she didn't bother to add on her reflectors and the lust waves hit her. "Maahaha! go after your partner, WordGirl." Mr. Big says after WordGirl had flown out of his window. Unfortunately for the evil businessman, Huggy was still there and pounces knocking him on his rear. Leslie tries to stop the monkey, but Huggy had the lust ray in his hand and fires. Mr. Big's eyes widen knowing that Leslie would jump his bones right away. Huggy, leaps out the door and heads on to see if he could help somewhere else in the city.
Looting
by SSJ04 Mewtwo
***
Reviewer Responses
MaxJ1800: Yes, it would be like the big guy to jack up prices. Yep, this chapter will show that The Butcher and Chuck do have their good points.
***
"Ok, ok, one at a time," Chuck says as the the people in line for food stuff gets a little out of hand.
"Y'know, I think I know why WordGirl and the rest of team Alphanumeric do what they do. It's kinda cool to help people." The butcher states producing more meat.
"Yeah," Chuck agrees with a smile. "Ok, let's keep it moving." Chuck says to the line.
***
"Leslie! We're going to sell emergency supplies at three times the price they are worth. I'm going to take full advantage of this crisis and while Team Alphanumeric is busy with the others, we'll make a killing...,hehehe." Mr. Big says finishing with that deeper, more evil laugh.
"Yes sir," Leslie replies getting on with the task that her boss wanted her to do.
"Some days it does pay to be me...,maaahahahaha!" Mr. Big laugh outs.
***
"Wham!"
"You'll have to do better than that!" WordGirl shouts to the Whammer.
"The Whammer will Wham you this time!" he shouts and attacks again, but WordGirl avoids it again.
***
"Going somewhere, boys?" Emma says to Two Brains and his two henchmen. The cheese crazed doctor whips out the all in one ray and sets it to full stun and starts blasting. The henchmen stand there holding the heavy supply of cheese that they had just stolen from the grocery store.
"Hold still you!" Two Brains shouts.
"Nope, don't think so." Emma says and yawns as if to insinuate that this task was menial and she could do it in her sleep. this just seems to anger the doctor and his shots start missing by more.
***
"Hi mom! How every little thing?" Caelum states.
"Well, if it isn't my test tube son...,how is the bastard child?" the huntress asks.
"I'm fine, but I'm a tad bit horny so if we could just get on with it...," Caelum states but is stopped by Krog's fist that tried to take his head off.
"No more talking! Fight now!" Krog shouts.
"Haven't replaced him yet? I thought he was too big for you. I guess a cold cunt like you doesn't need sex." Caelum taunts.
"Get him!" the huntress orders and Krog charges.
***
"Man, did I land in the middle of estrogen central of what?" MathWiz quietly asks himself encountering Granny May, Lady Redundant Woman, and Phantasma.
"So, going to face us alone MathWiz?" Phantasma asks mockingly.
"Still upset that Violet took Tobey away from you? He's a little bit too young for you." MathWiz taunts.
"That girl will pay!" Phantasma states ready to copy herself and take on the calculating super hero.
"Let me deal with the duplications...,that's my thing, my department, and my power!" Lady Redundant Woman states and she starts copying herself. Granny May smirks and fires off several shots of her perfume. His eyes weren't effected due to the glasses, but his nose was another matter.
***
"The...,Whammer...,can't...,wham...,no more!" the Whammer moans.
"Then, I'll help!" MinusMan states from behind WordGirl and fires off an energy blast.
"This is going to get rough." Becky quietly states.
***
"Huggy, go help the others. I'll keep Carina entertained." Mr. Botsford states and the monkey charges out of the house ready for action.
***
"Mayor Botsford, we're starting to get complaints that the emergency supplies that are being sold are being marked up three times what they are worth." one of Sally's assistants states.
"Who...,no, I know who is doing this. It looks like Mr. Big is trying to squeeze extra money from my citizens. Thank you." Sally states and grabs her phone and heads off to place a private call.
***
"Oh man, they just keep coming. You would think the city would be better prepared for a hurricane." Chuck complains.
"We'll discass that at the next council meeting." The Butcher states.
"Uh, don't you mean 'discuss'?" Chuck asks.
"Yeah, thanks." The Butcher states and Chuck rolls his eyes. Even though he was the brains of the two, Butcher was a much better partner than the Whammer.
***
"Out of breath big fellow?" Caelum taunts. Instead of matching power for power with Krog, Caelum was testing his speed against the barbarian and was winning.
"Ahhh!" Krog shouts, rips out a telephone pole and swings it at Caelum. The original X weapon ducks out of the way of the makeshift club.
"Hey Mah! My toy is tiring out! Wanna play with me!?" Caelum shouts.
"Krog! Let me deal with my half wit son." the huntress orders.
"Krog...,need...,rest," Krog pants out heavily.
***
"I'm kinda busy at the moment, Mayor Botsford." WordGirl states through the phone as she continues to flip out of the way of MinusMan's attacks.
"We've got another problem, Mr. Big is taking advantage of the situation by jacking up the prices of the emergency supplies." Sally states knowing to not call WordGirl by 'Becky'.
"What!? You've got to be kidding me!" WordGirl says exasperatedly. "I'll get on it as soon as I deal with my own crisis!" she shouts flipping again and turning off the cell phone.
"Arg! Get off me you monkey!" MinusMan shouts.
"Huggy!" WordGirl cries happily seeing her oldest partner joining her. With he monkey, she takes down MinusMan and ties him and Whammer up for later pick up. "C'mon Huggy, we've got to get to Mr. Big's place and stop him."" she says and Huggy latches on to her back and she takes to the skies.
***
"Is she still following us?" Two Brains asks as the rocket mouse accelerates down the street.
"Yep." the talkative one states seeing Emma flying after them.
"Alright, MathWiz learned the hard way not to follow me, so let's see if I can teach you the same lesson...,hahahaha! Two Brains laugh out and starts firing off the stun rays mounted on the roof of the mouse shaped car. Emma falls back some to give herself more time to dodge the blasts.
***
"Damn...,perfume!" MathWiz chokes out after taking yet another shot of it.
"Oooh, do you kiss WordGirl with that mouth?" Granny May says mockingly.
"C'mon, we've got all the jewels, let's go, get away, and escape!" Lady Redundant Woman states.
"Let me just leave him with a parting gift...," Phantasma states and a purple haze surrounds MathWiz. The trio of female criminals run over to the gold MasoRacer and take off.
"No...,not again!" MathWiz states seeing the incorrectly done math problems before his eyes. "No! They're all wrong!"
***
"I can't believe you'd sink so low as to charge the people of the city more for supplies that they desperately need." WordGirl growls.
"Hah, if they really need them, then they will pay anything to get them." Mr. Big says with a grin on his face.
"Then, I guess I'll take you down." WordGirl says confidently.
"Not so fast, WordGirl." Mr. Big states pulling out a lust ray. "Dr. Two Brains has made improvements to this little device. Now, the effects will last twice as long as before!" he proclaims and fires. Unfortunately for WordGirl, she didn't bother to add on her reflectors and the lust waves hit her. "Maahaha! go after your partner, WordGirl." Mr. Big says after WordGirl had flown out of his window. Unfortunately for the evil businessman, Huggy was still there and pounces knocking him on his rear. Leslie tries to stop the monkey, but Huggy had the lust ray in his hand and fires. Mr. Big's eyes widen knowing that Leslie would jump his bones right away. Huggy, leaps out the door and heads on to see if he could help somewhere else in the city.