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Adult ++
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5,718
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4
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Do ME In the Hall
Do Me In the Hall
Princess Lemon
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: M/M (YAOI)
This means that there will be SEX people. So if you're offened by sexuality or homosexuality...or just plain not old enough to read this DON'T READ IT!!!
Thank you and have a nice day :>
Disclaimer:
South Park and all related characters don't belong to me so shove off you pissants and stop pestering me like the flying monkeys you are!
__________________________________________________
Many years had passed since those innocent days of Elementary School and the boys are now in High School.
Stan turned out to be the jock of the group and is the star quarterback of the South Park High football team. He's popular with everyone and is favored to get all the best sports scholarhsips when it comes time for college.
Kyle ended up being the brains of the group, passing all his classes with straight As and is favoured to be the class validvictorian.
Cartman is still the plotting clown of the group, using everyone in the school to get what he wants. He's on the football team with Kyle but he's a line backer and loves to knock down all his opponets of the playing feild, crushing them like the bugs they are...it's also been rumored that he's been with every girl on the cheerleading squad (even though this has yet to be proved or disproved since no one is coming forward any time soon).
Kenny ended up being a goth who's really into death and dying, majoring in all the science classes and spends most his time in the nurses office or out of school due to some fainting illness that has yet to be explained to the other boys.
It's the middle of the last year of high school and the boys are all preparing for their futures...whatever they maybe. Kyle was working late in the chemestry lab, trying in vain to get this report he was working on done before tomorrow so as he wouldn't get a bad grade on it. He had been working on so hard on his project though that he wasn't watching the clock and by the time he was done, the sun had already set and it was dark out.
"Shit! Mom's gonna kill me," Kyle cursed aloud as he began to clean up his station before he pulled out a cell phone and called home. Yet the moment his mother picked up the phone, he knew he was in toruble when his mother used his full name before asking where he was.
"Chill mom, I'm at school. I stayed late to finish my science project for tomorrow," Kyle said and after a little soothing he was able to calm her down enough to as her her that he was heading straight home. With that over with, he hung up the phone and let out a heavy sigh of relief, glad to survive another encounter with Momvilla. Even after all these years, his mother was still a nosey little bitch who couldn't just leave well enough alone.
Kyle then gathered all his things into his backpack and left the classroom after locking it up from the inside, yet on the way out he ran into Cartman.
"Hey Kyle," Cartman said and Kyle jumped.
"Jesus Cartman, what are you trying to do? Give me a fucking heart attack?" Kyle asked as he glared at Cartman who grinned back while leaning against the far wall with crossed arms.
"Maybe," Cartman said and Kyle rolled his eyes with a heavy sigh. Cartman was still a jerk towards Kyle and he had to admit that even though Cartman was on the football team, he was still chubby even though he has worked off most that fat he accumulated when he was a kid.
Kyle walked away from him without another word and made his way to the front entrance only to be followed by the line backer who kept three feehindhind, stayed to the left of Kyle...and leered as his rear end.
"What do you want Cartman?" Kyle asked with a glare, not bothering to look back at him.
"How's my project going?" Cartman asked and Kyle rolled his eyes again.
"For the last time Cartman, your project is done. I did the whole thing for you right down to the last note," Kyle said, remembering how Cartman had bassically black mailed him into doing his science project for him.
"I'm glad to hear that," Cartman said with a smile.
"Oh? And why's that?" Kyle asked, getting annoyed.
"Because I'd reward you for such a good job," Cartman said and Kyle stopped in his tracks by the lockers.
"Reward? What could you possibly...?" Kyle started to asked as he turned to face Cartman but stopped when he was surprised by the fact that Cartman was now face to face with him with this odd smile on his face.
"Cart..." Kyle started to ask but was cut off when Cartman swiftly moved forward, grabbed his face and roughly kissed Kyle on the lips. Kyle freaked and tore out of Cartman's grasp as he dropped his book bag. He began to run blindly away from Cartman...only to run into the wall by the principle's office and fell backwards onto the cold tiled floor. Cartman laughed at this as he approached Kyle who scrambled back up on his feet and moved to his left only to get trapped in a corner.
"What are you playing at Cartman?" Kyle demanded as Cartman placed his hands on the wall on either side of Kyle.
"Don't you think it's a little odd how I've pestered you more than the other guys?" Cartman asked huskily and Kyle raised an eyebrow at this. True, Cartman did to seem to favor picking on Kyle more so than anyone else in the school, but he never thought much about it before...but now...
"Now that you mention it," Kyle said warily and Cartman smiled.
"Then you should know by now that I'm attracted to you," Cartman said and Kyle's jaw dropped.
"What!? But, you've always seemed like a Hilter worshiping Jew hater," Kyle said.
"That was just a cover up," Cartman said and moved in for another kiss.
"But, what about the cheerleaders," Kyle said, remembering the rumors.
"Screw the cheerleaders, I want you," Cartman said and quickly pulled Kyle to him for another kiss. Kyle was surprised by how it was rough at first then slowly became ader der kiss. Cartman nipped at his lower lip and Kyle expectidly opened his mouth in reaction to this minor pain. Cartman quickly took this chance and slipped his tounge into Kyle's mouth where he gently explored every soft surface.
At the same time, Kyle's head was swiming around in shock, he couldn't believe that Cartman of all people was frenching him...and not to badly either. Before long, the shock began to wore off as he allowed the kiss to continue and he began to kiss the line backer back.
Cartman smiled at this as Kyle melted in his hands which began to roam over the smaller boy's body and when they reached Kyle's ass he gave the globes a squeeze. Kyle gasped at this and knew that this was going to be much more than a frech kiss if Cartman had his way with him.
"Cartman, maybe we should..." Kyle said, breaking the kiss and pushing Cartman away a bit.
"Too late Kyle, you're mine now," Cartman said, knowing what he was trying to do.
"But, my mother..."
"Screw your mother, let her worry for at least once her pathetic life," Cartman said as his hands roamed Kyle's body once more as he kept his partner against the wall. Kyle could only stand there as Cartman's hands slipped up and under his shirt, grazing his finger tips on his skin before he began to play with the nipples. Kyle flushed at the feelings this was producing and Cartman smiled at this as he swiftly took off Kyle's shirt and tossed it over his shoulder. Before Kyle could protest, Cartman bent his head down to Kyle's chest and played with the left nipple with his tounge.
Fire raced through Kyle's body as Cartman's lips roamed down his body, removing any article of clothing that got in between his lips and Kyle's body. Before long, Kyle stood nude before Cartman who grinned at his half hard member currently dripping with pre-cum. Cartman took his appatizer with one hand and slowly engulfed the head in his mouth where upon he sucked and played with the tip with his tounge and sent shivers of pleasure through Kyle's body as he began to wonder how much longer he was going to be able to stand on hid own.
Slowly and deliberatly, Cartman engulfed the whole length in his mouth and increased his tempo of sucking off Kyle so that by the time his balls were at Cartman's chin, Cartman was hungrily...and skillfully deep throating him. At the same time Kyle could only hold onto Cartman's blonde head for suported as he gasped and groaned his way to a shuddering orgasim in Cartman's mouth.
"Now did I say you could cum in my mouth?" Cartman asked after he pulled Kyle's softening length out his mouth and wiped the cum off with Kyle's own shirt. Kyle looked at him confussed as his knees shook underneath him, threatening to give out on him at any moment.
"On the floor and back to me," Cartman said, emphasising his order with a hand gesture. Kyle promptly went down on his knees and slowly turned his back to Cartman, confused as to what he would do next.
"All fours," Cartman order, almost growling. Kyle promtly did as he was told and let out a light gasp as he felt hands gropping at his ass. At first, Kyle thought that Cartmans just wanted to feel him up or something, but soon found how wrong he was when he felt his globes being pryed apart and a cool gell being aplied to his ass hole as Cartman instering some chubbyn didgits into his anus, streching the hole as he slowly insterted more fingers. Kyle hissed in pain in reaction to the surprise invasion as all those things he learned in Sex Ed. flooded back to him.
"Here I come Bitch," Cartman said and promptly thrusted his hard length into Kyle's still virgin ass hole. Kyle shouted in pain as Cartman went in all the way to the hilt, the gell doing little to soothe the pain this intruder was causing. After a few moments though, the pain subsided and as Cartman rocked his way in and out of Kyle, new waves of pleasure began to wash away the remants of pain.
Cartman tried to take his time but patience wasn't one of his best virtues as he quickly changed from a soft slow rocking to a hard and fast banging. The empty hallways echoed with the grunts, groans, gasps and mumbled names as both boys quickly climbs the mountains of pleasure only to collide with the stars at the top and cried the other's name as they came violently for one another.
Cartman grinned at how quick it took for Kyle to scream his name like that as he pulled his softening member from Kyle's asshole and guided his new toy to the floor to catch his breath while Cartman gathered up his clothing and cleaned up the mess that Kyle had made (again, with Kyle's shirt).
"Time to go lover," Cartman said, throwing Kyle's cloths in his bag before slinging it over his shoulder and then to crouch down and craddle Kyle as he picked him up.
"...my mother..." Kyle said between breaths and Cartman smirked as he saw the fear of getting in trouble creep in his eyes.
"Forget about it," Cartman said in his best New Jersey accent, "I've allready called her to let her know you'll be at my house tonight." Upon hearing this, Kyle didn't put up any more protests as Cartman carried Kyle to his pickup truck and drove his new "interest" home for some more fun.
'Good thing it's Friday,' Cartman thought to himself with a grin as he drove and glanced over Kyle dozed in the seat next to him, covered only by a thin blanket, and licked his lips as he thought of all the "fun" the two were going to have that weekend...
END
Princess Lemon
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: M/M (YAOI)
This means that there will be SEX people. So if you're offened by sexuality or homosexuality...or just plain not old enough to read this DON'T READ IT!!!
Thank you and have a nice day :>
Disclaimer:
South Park and all related characters don't belong to me so shove off you pissants and stop pestering me like the flying monkeys you are!
__________________________________________________
Many years had passed since those innocent days of Elementary School and the boys are now in High School.
Stan turned out to be the jock of the group and is the star quarterback of the South Park High football team. He's popular with everyone and is favored to get all the best sports scholarhsips when it comes time for college.
Kyle ended up being the brains of the group, passing all his classes with straight As and is favoured to be the class validvictorian.
Cartman is still the plotting clown of the group, using everyone in the school to get what he wants. He's on the football team with Kyle but he's a line backer and loves to knock down all his opponets of the playing feild, crushing them like the bugs they are...it's also been rumored that he's been with every girl on the cheerleading squad (even though this has yet to be proved or disproved since no one is coming forward any time soon).
Kenny ended up being a goth who's really into death and dying, majoring in all the science classes and spends most his time in the nurses office or out of school due to some fainting illness that has yet to be explained to the other boys.
It's the middle of the last year of high school and the boys are all preparing for their futures...whatever they maybe. Kyle was working late in the chemestry lab, trying in vain to get this report he was working on done before tomorrow so as he wouldn't get a bad grade on it. He had been working on so hard on his project though that he wasn't watching the clock and by the time he was done, the sun had already set and it was dark out.
"Shit! Mom's gonna kill me," Kyle cursed aloud as he began to clean up his station before he pulled out a cell phone and called home. Yet the moment his mother picked up the phone, he knew he was in toruble when his mother used his full name before asking where he was.
"Chill mom, I'm at school. I stayed late to finish my science project for tomorrow," Kyle said and after a little soothing he was able to calm her down enough to as her her that he was heading straight home. With that over with, he hung up the phone and let out a heavy sigh of relief, glad to survive another encounter with Momvilla. Even after all these years, his mother was still a nosey little bitch who couldn't just leave well enough alone.
Kyle then gathered all his things into his backpack and left the classroom after locking it up from the inside, yet on the way out he ran into Cartman.
"Hey Kyle," Cartman said and Kyle jumped.
"Jesus Cartman, what are you trying to do? Give me a fucking heart attack?" Kyle asked as he glared at Cartman who grinned back while leaning against the far wall with crossed arms.
"Maybe," Cartman said and Kyle rolled his eyes with a heavy sigh. Cartman was still a jerk towards Kyle and he had to admit that even though Cartman was on the football team, he was still chubby even though he has worked off most that fat he accumulated when he was a kid.
Kyle walked away from him without another word and made his way to the front entrance only to be followed by the line backer who kept three feehindhind, stayed to the left of Kyle...and leered as his rear end.
"What do you want Cartman?" Kyle asked with a glare, not bothering to look back at him.
"How's my project going?" Cartman asked and Kyle rolled his eyes again.
"For the last time Cartman, your project is done. I did the whole thing for you right down to the last note," Kyle said, remembering how Cartman had bassically black mailed him into doing his science project for him.
"I'm glad to hear that," Cartman said with a smile.
"Oh? And why's that?" Kyle asked, getting annoyed.
"Because I'd reward you for such a good job," Cartman said and Kyle stopped in his tracks by the lockers.
"Reward? What could you possibly...?" Kyle started to asked as he turned to face Cartman but stopped when he was surprised by the fact that Cartman was now face to face with him with this odd smile on his face.
"Cart..." Kyle started to ask but was cut off when Cartman swiftly moved forward, grabbed his face and roughly kissed Kyle on the lips. Kyle freaked and tore out of Cartman's grasp as he dropped his book bag. He began to run blindly away from Cartman...only to run into the wall by the principle's office and fell backwards onto the cold tiled floor. Cartman laughed at this as he approached Kyle who scrambled back up on his feet and moved to his left only to get trapped in a corner.
"What are you playing at Cartman?" Kyle demanded as Cartman placed his hands on the wall on either side of Kyle.
"Don't you think it's a little odd how I've pestered you more than the other guys?" Cartman asked huskily and Kyle raised an eyebrow at this. True, Cartman did to seem to favor picking on Kyle more so than anyone else in the school, but he never thought much about it before...but now...
"Now that you mention it," Kyle said warily and Cartman smiled.
"Then you should know by now that I'm attracted to you," Cartman said and Kyle's jaw dropped.
"What!? But, you've always seemed like a Hilter worshiping Jew hater," Kyle said.
"That was just a cover up," Cartman said and moved in for another kiss.
"But, what about the cheerleaders," Kyle said, remembering the rumors.
"Screw the cheerleaders, I want you," Cartman said and quickly pulled Kyle to him for another kiss. Kyle was surprised by how it was rough at first then slowly became ader der kiss. Cartman nipped at his lower lip and Kyle expectidly opened his mouth in reaction to this minor pain. Cartman quickly took this chance and slipped his tounge into Kyle's mouth where he gently explored every soft surface.
At the same time, Kyle's head was swiming around in shock, he couldn't believe that Cartman of all people was frenching him...and not to badly either. Before long, the shock began to wore off as he allowed the kiss to continue and he began to kiss the line backer back.
Cartman smiled at this as Kyle melted in his hands which began to roam over the smaller boy's body and when they reached Kyle's ass he gave the globes a squeeze. Kyle gasped at this and knew that this was going to be much more than a frech kiss if Cartman had his way with him.
"Cartman, maybe we should..." Kyle said, breaking the kiss and pushing Cartman away a bit.
"Too late Kyle, you're mine now," Cartman said, knowing what he was trying to do.
"But, my mother..."
"Screw your mother, let her worry for at least once her pathetic life," Cartman said as his hands roamed Kyle's body once more as he kept his partner against the wall. Kyle could only stand there as Cartman's hands slipped up and under his shirt, grazing his finger tips on his skin before he began to play with the nipples. Kyle flushed at the feelings this was producing and Cartman smiled at this as he swiftly took off Kyle's shirt and tossed it over his shoulder. Before Kyle could protest, Cartman bent his head down to Kyle's chest and played with the left nipple with his tounge.
Fire raced through Kyle's body as Cartman's lips roamed down his body, removing any article of clothing that got in between his lips and Kyle's body. Before long, Kyle stood nude before Cartman who grinned at his half hard member currently dripping with pre-cum. Cartman took his appatizer with one hand and slowly engulfed the head in his mouth where upon he sucked and played with the tip with his tounge and sent shivers of pleasure through Kyle's body as he began to wonder how much longer he was going to be able to stand on hid own.
Slowly and deliberatly, Cartman engulfed the whole length in his mouth and increased his tempo of sucking off Kyle so that by the time his balls were at Cartman's chin, Cartman was hungrily...and skillfully deep throating him. At the same time Kyle could only hold onto Cartman's blonde head for suported as he gasped and groaned his way to a shuddering orgasim in Cartman's mouth.
"Now did I say you could cum in my mouth?" Cartman asked after he pulled Kyle's softening length out his mouth and wiped the cum off with Kyle's own shirt. Kyle looked at him confussed as his knees shook underneath him, threatening to give out on him at any moment.
"On the floor and back to me," Cartman said, emphasising his order with a hand gesture. Kyle promptly went down on his knees and slowly turned his back to Cartman, confused as to what he would do next.
"All fours," Cartman order, almost growling. Kyle promtly did as he was told and let out a light gasp as he felt hands gropping at his ass. At first, Kyle thought that Cartmans just wanted to feel him up or something, but soon found how wrong he was when he felt his globes being pryed apart and a cool gell being aplied to his ass hole as Cartman instering some chubbyn didgits into his anus, streching the hole as he slowly insterted more fingers. Kyle hissed in pain in reaction to the surprise invasion as all those things he learned in Sex Ed. flooded back to him.
"Here I come Bitch," Cartman said and promptly thrusted his hard length into Kyle's still virgin ass hole. Kyle shouted in pain as Cartman went in all the way to the hilt, the gell doing little to soothe the pain this intruder was causing. After a few moments though, the pain subsided and as Cartman rocked his way in and out of Kyle, new waves of pleasure began to wash away the remants of pain.
Cartman tried to take his time but patience wasn't one of his best virtues as he quickly changed from a soft slow rocking to a hard and fast banging. The empty hallways echoed with the grunts, groans, gasps and mumbled names as both boys quickly climbs the mountains of pleasure only to collide with the stars at the top and cried the other's name as they came violently for one another.
Cartman grinned at how quick it took for Kyle to scream his name like that as he pulled his softening member from Kyle's asshole and guided his new toy to the floor to catch his breath while Cartman gathered up his clothing and cleaned up the mess that Kyle had made (again, with Kyle's shirt).
"Time to go lover," Cartman said, throwing Kyle's cloths in his bag before slinging it over his shoulder and then to crouch down and craddle Kyle as he picked him up.
"...my mother..." Kyle said between breaths and Cartman smirked as he saw the fear of getting in trouble creep in his eyes.
"Forget about it," Cartman said in his best New Jersey accent, "I've allready called her to let her know you'll be at my house tonight." Upon hearing this, Kyle didn't put up any more protests as Cartman carried Kyle to his pickup truck and drove his new "interest" home for some more fun.
'Good thing it's Friday,' Cartman thought to himself with a grin as he drove and glanced over Kyle dozed in the seat next to him, covered only by a thin blanket, and licked his lips as he thought of all the "fun" the two were going to have that weekend...
END