You don't know Jack! (rewrite)

It was another normal day for the Jack Spicer. The boy genius was sitting in his lab working on his Jack-Bots. As he was making adjustments, Wuya suddenly burst into the lab.

"Jack! A shen gong wu has appeared!" Wuya hollered. Jack, startled by the noise, hit his head on the lamp he was working under.

"Ow! What have I told you about barging in here while I'm working?!" Jack yelled back, nursing his head.

"I don't care. You are here to be my slave, I don't take orders from you." Wuya smugly said.

"What do you want, Oh Great Wuya." Jack said with a mock bow, muttering "I should have never opened that damn puzzle box."

"As I said, a new wu has appeared. It is called the oaracle. It looks like a boat paddle and will tell the holder how to acheive their desire. It seems to be located in Kansas."

"Fine, fine. I'll go get it. Jack-Bots, let's go." Jack yelled the last part as he turned on his hover-pack and set off for Kansas.

The flight took him a couple of hours. He spent this time thinking about how his life was going and where he wanted it to go. It has been 2 years since he opened the puzzle box and freed Wuya from her prison. Jack considered this the worst decision of his life. As far as he was considered, the only good thing to come out of it was meeting Chase Young. He met the evil warlord about 6 months after Wuya was freed.

His first impression of Chase was that of admiration. Here was a powerful warlord who didn't take any crap from anyone. Also, did he mention that Chase could turn into a literal demon? Yeah, he was bad-ass. Chase was also everything Jack was not. Chase was hot, intelligent, and had all the martial arts skills to back everything up. Jack had intelligence, that was about it. He was skinny and a pushover. Hell, his bots did more fighting then he did.

Jack's mind then turned towards the wu he was going after. Wuya mentioned that it would tell him how to acheive his dream. That would be nice, if he knew what he desired.

"I suppose I desire to be like Chase. Strong and someone that no one dares mock. Also, it would be cool to be an actual heylin warrior, instead of someone who has no magic." Jack mused as he got nearer to the wu.

Jack looked ahead and saw a light coming from a cornfield. As he swooped down for a closer look, it appeared that the light was coming from a scarecrow. Someone had used the oaracle as a crossbeam to put up a scarecrow. That was a waste, but since it hadn't activated itself, the farmer didn't know what he had. Jack rushed to the scarecrow and managed to just about get his hands on the oaracle as the monks showed up.

"Stop, Spicer! Drop the oaracle before we kick you butt into three days from now." Omi screamed. Dojo came up and parked so both the monks and Jack were about 5 feet away from the wu.

"Weekend, Omi. Kick his butt into the weekend." Raimundo said as he facepalmed. He should stop trying to teach Omi slang, but he secretly enjoyed everyone's groans when omi invariably messed up.

"Whatever, losers. I need this wu. Now, go run along back to the temple." Jack snarled.

"Why don't you make us? Oh, wait, you can't. You're too weak." Raimundo scoffed.

"Yeah, you lose more showdowns than Omi has messed up phrases." Kimiko smirked.

"You little punks. Jack-Bots ATTACK!!" As Jack screamed out his commands, he jumped for the wu. Miraculously, he managed to grab it before the monks did. As his hand grabbed the wu, time seemed to stop for Jack.

"What do you desire?" asked an unknown voice.

"I want to be like Chase Young. Strong, a heylin warrior, and someone that won't be mocked by anyone." Jack said, knowing he was talking to the wu.

"You desire a lot. This will be a hard path. There are no shortcuts to the results you seek. Are you sure you want to know how to acheive this? There are no second chances. Once I have given you your answer, you will no longer be able to request my aid. This is your last chance to change your mind."

"I am sure. I am tired of how my life has been going the past 2 years and I need to do something to change it."

"Very well." The oaracle spoke. As soon as it finished speaking, a gem appeared in Jack's hand.

"Create a robot of yours and make this gem it's power source. The gem contains all the challenges and obstacles you will need to overcome to gain your desire. If you stray from your quest too far, the gem will disappear and can not be regained. The gem will also disappear when the quest is complete."

"Thank you, oaracle. I will do my best to fulfill the gift you have given me."

"I hope you do. Now, goodbye, Jack Spicer."

The world jumped back into motion and Jack saw all of his bots were destroyed and the monks staring at him ready for a fight.

"Where'd that gem come from, Spicer?" Raimundo questioned.

"None of your business. Here's your wu, I gotta jet." Jack tossed the oaracle to the monks and sped off back to his lab.