How Johnny Bravo Lost His Virginity

The Amazon women watched as the volcano erupted and launched Johnny out into the horizon.  The Amazon women looked at each other after watching Johnny disappear.

"Someone actually had sex with that guy?" asked one of the women.  Another woman stared at her.  "How do you think that happened?"

==One Week Ago==

Johnny was at the park looking at the pretty girls wandering about.  He started to flex his biceps trying to attract their attention, though none showed interest.  He spotted a girl walking near him.  She was beautiful, had long red hair, a nice, tight red shirt showing her body.  She had flawless skin, and ruby red lips. 

"Oh baby, come to Johnny," he said to himself.  He immediately blocked her path and started to flex.  The girl tried to pass him, but he continued to block her path.  "Hey Baby, where you going?"  The girl finally slapped him and knocked him down.  The girl walked past when she looked back and saw him trying to flirt with other girls and fail miserably.  She soon realized that this was a man who was never going to get a girlfriend and likely be alone forever.  She soon felt pity for him after seeing another girl uppercut him and knock him into a tree where he soon fell back into the trail cement.  The girl sighed and walked up to him.

"What's your name?" asked the girl.  Johnny came to and saw the red-headed girl.  Thinking she changed her mind, he introduced himself.  "My name is Sarah," said the girl.  "Do you want to come over to my place."  Sarah had to hold in vomit upon saying that.  Johnny Bravo got up instantly and got excited.  Sarah walked out of the park allowing Johnny to follow her.  "I know I'm going to regret this," she said to herself.

Sarah soon reached her house and asked Johnny to come inside.  "Oh yeah, she wants me," he said within her earshot, repulsing her.  He walked inside and soon Sarah sat down on her couch.  Johnny sat down and put his arm around her.  Sarah then took off her shirt, just wanting to get this pity sex over with.  "Whoa Mama!" said Johnny who never got this far with a woman before.  Almost by instict he took off his black shirt.  Sarah did admit to herself that Johnny was very muscular, but his personality was very appalling.  Johnny then took off her bra and felt her breasts.  He didn't know his own strength however and Sarah soon felt her breasts being squished painfully so she had to step away from him.  She calmed down a bit and took off his pants and underwear.  What she saw forced her to hold back laughter.  Johnny was already erect but his cock was as big as her pinkie finger.  "Well at least no other girl will ever miss out on anything," she muttered to herself.

"What was that, Baby?" asked Johnny.  Sarah realized what she said but was lucky that he only heard her mutter but didn't understand.  "Oh uh nothing," she said.  "Before we do this, may I grab something?"  Johnny nodded. "Sure Baby!"  Sarah soon left the room and found a Game Boy.  She figured that despite his tiny cock his muscular physique would give him stamina so she decided to play a video game to avoid boredom.  She reentered the living room and removed her pants and panties and sat on the couch, lifting up her legs.  As Johnny walked to her and stuck his cock inside her pussy, Sarah turned on her Game Boy and began playing.  Though Johnny was gyrating his pelvis allowing his cock to rub inside Sarah, Sarah felt nothing and continued to play her game. 

Johnny then grabbed Sarah by the legs and Sarah put her arms over Johnny's head while playing her game and Johnny lifted her in the air.  He began to lift her and let gravity let her fall on his cock but because it was so small, it kept falling out, not that Sarah noticed.  Johnny then set her on the ground and sat on the couch.  Sarah sat down on Johnny's cock and continued with her game, far more focused it than the fact she was having sex.  Johnny moved Sarah's pelvis around until...

"I think I'm about to cum, Baby," said Johnny.  Sarah got off Johnny's cock and watched as a single drop of semen dropped out of Johnny's cock and onto Sarah's floor.  Sarah grabbed a paper towel and wiped it clean off her floor.  Johnny soon flexed his muscles and stared at her.  "So how was it, Baby?  Was it the best?" Sarah rolled her eyes at how pathetic he was.  "Yes, it was the best sex I ever had," she said sarcastically.  Johnny, unable to understand sarcasm, instantly assumed he was truly God's gift to women and grabbed his clothes.  "I know you may want me again, Baby, but I can't settle with just one woman.  I must please as many women as I can."  He soon left the house. Sarah put her clothes back on and continued her game.