Stupid

Note: This is something I did because I wanted to write something not connected to PoX... because I was just too sleepy. But I felt the burning need to write something. I fixed spelling and grammar errors because they pain me... but everything else stayed the same...

For anyone who doesn't know... this is a meme thing... you set your playlist on shuffle and write whatever pops into your head for the duration of the song... and you have to stop when the song ends. (>.> I try to finish just a little early so I don't get raped in the middle of a sentence. :3) The norm is to do 10 songs but I did 6 >.> it was going to be 5 but the 6th was just too good to pass up.

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Prozzak “It's not me it's you”

Dib rushed through the tangled cables and metal shrapnel obviously left there by Gir; he stopped to glance around briefly before he spotted the alien sitting at a computer terminal looking as normal as ever... for an alien.

“What the hell, Zim!?” he growled out, startling the green being from his seat, “You... over the internet!?”

“What?” Zim asked stupidly before coughing, “Ahh... yes... it's not me it's you.” he recited as if from a tv show.

(Zim broke up with Dib over the internet... and Dib went to bitch him out...)

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Kim Sozzi “Alone”

Zim sighed, staring blankly out his window at the starry human sky; he felt so alone right now, and it was strange... such a foreign human feeling. He blamed this horrible dirt planet... but... he blamed the Dib-monster more. How dare that filthy beast leave him for 'real science'!?

How could he get Dib alone to knock sense into him? Zim should not be treated in this way! As if... as if he were just something that could be tossed aside! But strangely he needed that human to jolt him back to reality, he needed Dib to care enough to come back for him.

(I probably should have actually read the script for the episode this idea was spawned from... but I didn't... so there)

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Puddle of Mudd “She Hates Me”

“I hate you!” Dib hissed at the smug alien standing almost camouflaged by the grassy playground.

“I hate you more!” Zim shot back, looking as pleased as if that was really the win for him.

Dib felt his brows turn down into a deep frown, “You really didn't care at all, did you?”

Zim seemed to blanch for a second as if that was a ridiculous thought to have, as if he was going to say different. But after a moment he shook his head and sneered, “Of course I didn't, Dib-stink! You will forever be my enemy!”

Dib bit his lip, “I guess I was a fool.”

Zim nodded sagely, “Yes, yes you were.”

(Er... I guess you can consider this as a sort of sequel to the first one)

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Kaci Brown “I think I love you”

Dib sighed as he lay in bed with thoughts tossing about his head: green thoughts that mixed together with fuchsia, “Zim...” he muttered to himself as memories and fantasies and the like crashed together in his head, “Shit.” he cursed silently as things started to make sense; he tried to desperately deny it but...

“I think... I love him.” he admitted quietly before turning to scream into his pillow angrily and desperately and shamefully. He was afraid too: afraid for the Earth, afraid for himself, and mostly afraid for Zim... and he hated himself for that. Because love was incurable and there would be nothing to stop that cruel little menace if he really was in love.

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No Doubt “Hella Good”

Gir giggled madly as he spun around the dance floor in his dog costume; it still amazed Dib that no one found it strange, but he didn't linger on that long. Not when he felt so damn good with Zim's foreign, yet familiar body gyrating against his to the beat.

“This wasn't such a bad idea from that demented head of his, was it?” Zim asked him teasingly, eyes alight with mischief that instantly sent blood rushing south. Dib swallowed and replied the only way he could, with a stiff nod, “If only he'd suggested a place closer to a hotel... or my base.”

Dib was about to dive in for another kiss when he was suddenly hit upside the head by a squealing Gir, “I wanna dance with the big head!” he screeched loudly.

Zim laughed loud enough to turn a few heads even over the blasting music, “I guess we're going to keep on dancing.”

(Some of these feel kind of lame...)

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E-Rotic “Shut up and Sleep with Me”

Dib was mesmerized as Zim sang poorly along with the song playing; he certainly couldn't reach notes that high without screeching them... but it wasn't the voice he was currently attracted to. It was the words, the gyration of his hips; Dib really wanted to take the words of the song as a literal request, but the last time he'd surprised Zim while he was dancing he'd gotten three slices across the face.

So Dib sat tortured as Zim continued to sway and dance and sing; he wanted to scream out the words “Shut up!” along with the song repeatedly, but suddenly Zim stopped and let out an irritated sigh.

“Sometimes,” he began, “you can be as stupid as the rest of the filth creatures on this planet.” he remarked, seemingly off-handedly, before he began to dance again: this time more meaningfully and with a lustful look in his eyes directed Dib's way.

(Wish I had more time... I so would have added another paragraph with Dib ripping off Zim's clothes and sexy times beginning~)