Big Mac Isn't Picky

Author's Note:

The first chapter was originally written for a 300 word story challenge on Equestria Daily. Eventually, I decided to expand it by adding a clopfic chapter, and I determined that I would keep the original story format. Thus, chapter 2 is a 300 word clopfic. I enjoy the 300 word format, trying to fit a lot of expression into a few words. I hope you enjoy it as well. And now, on with the show:

Big Macintosh came to Ponyville's new dance club to see what the fuss was about, not expecting to enjoy himself much. He certainly hadn't expected to meet any mares that struck his interest, but as soon as he had walked in, he'd seen the beauty behind the turntables. He'd heard of Vinyl Scratch before, but never much detail, and never that she looked so good. 

And now, with the dancing over, the red stallion couldn't believe his luck. He was doing his best to flirt with the unicorn musician; to his eternal surprise, rather than laugh at his lame pickup lines, she was flirting back.

They got drinks and retired to a table in the dark corner of the club; it was still hours till last call, but the place had become nearly deserted since the end of the music, with only a few amorous stragglers enjoying their drinks and company in close pairs. A stray female fan approached, complimenting Scratch on another good show before giving the two a knowing smile and returning to the table she shared with her own date.

Big Macintosh finished his drink quickly, for courage, as he admired Scratch's feminine curves. The stallion threw a hoof around her neck; lips met, tongues met. The unicorn made a little moaning sound in the back of her throat, and it drove Mac wild. All too soon, the kiss ended. "You're one hot little filly," he murmured, looking down at her with a seductive smile. She hummed appreciatively, and leaned in to nibble on his ear before whispering into it, "I have a secret, big stallion... I'm not a filly yet. I'm pre-op."

The only thing more surprising to Big Mac than the revelation was his reaction:

"I have the weirdest boner right now."

Vinyl Scratch smiled.