BEE MOVIE 2: HONEY POT
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+1 through F › Bee Movie
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
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Views:
13,751
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1
Recommended:
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Barry learns to fuck
BEE MOVIE 2: HONEY POT
CHAPTER 1: Barry learns to fuck
It was a sunny November day in New York City in Central Park, where Barry Bee Burton, the main bee homie in Jerry Seinfeld's Bee Movie, lives with his bee friends.
We find Barry flying around in the park, looking for flowers to fuck and hot bee bitches to stick his penis into, when his best friend Adam Flayman (voiced by Matthew Broderick) flew up to him in a shock.
"Yo, bee man," said Adam, "I've gotta tell you something!"
"What's that" said Barry.
"I learned how to have sex with a human."
"WHAT THE FUCK, ADAM?!" yelled Barry. "You were always the pussy bee when I went into the human world! You were all like, "NO YOU STUPID CUNT DON'T HANG WITH HUMANS!" And look at me NOW! I'm married to Vanessa!" (Vanessa is voiced by whoever the fuck played Bridget Jones, but she's ugly as hell and luckily, Vanessa is a lot hotter).
"Well, I've changed now," said Adam. "I was flying through Wal-Mart, when I ran into this hot babe who looked like Jessica Alba. She said, "Hey, you're hot for a bee," and she put me in her pussy and made me fly up there and jack off, so now she's pregnant with a bee-person baby!"
"WHOA!" said Barry. "I gotta try that with Vanessa right NOOOOW!" So without saying goodbye, Barry flew off to Vanessa's apartment in New York.
"Hey, you could have at least said goodbye, you stupid cunt bee!" yelled Adam, WHEN A BIG BEE IN BLACK GRABBED HIM! "OH FUCK! HEEEEELP!" screamed Adam.
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Barry sang as he flew.
"I'm gonna fly through the door and go up a cunt and jack my penis off and cum in her cunt and I'm so happy I get to FUCK TONIGHT!" He smiled like Julia Roberts as he flew to Vanessa's apartment, where the hot brown-haired chick was sitting watching Dr. Phil.
"YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE!" Dr. Phil yelled. "YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS! YOU NEED TO STOP BITCHING ON TV AN GROW THE FUCK UP. BY THE WAY ROBINS REAL HOT, AND YOU STUPID FUCKS CAN'T HAVE HER. FUUUUCK!" and he threw up on stage, because somebody in the audience was wearing a Obama shirt.
"Hey Vanessa" said the Barry, trying to put on a sexy Antonio Banderas Puss-In-Boots voice. But then he yelled out, "HOLY FUCK!"
Vanessa was naked, and fingering herself, to the tall buff hot bald mustached man on her screen when she looked at Barry and said "Hey."
"Hey Vanessa" said Barry, grinning from the anticipation of flying up her pussy. "I see you're pantsless now?"
"Yeah" said Vanessa.
"Well can I fly up your cunt?" said Barry.
"Why?"
"Well you see, Adam told me that he had sex by flying up some hot thing's pussy and jacking off. So I'm gonna try with you... whether YOU LIKE IT OR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!" But Vanessa was all too happy to let Barry fly up her cunt.
"HERE I COME" yelled Barry
*insert Flight of the Bumblebee music here*
Barry flew up into the house and got ready for the dive maneuver. Then he took off at full speed while Vanessa spread her hot meaty gams. Barry went flying into her hole and went right up it.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" yelled Vanessa in pleasure. "BARRY GO DEEPER!"
"But I just got in you, you selfish bitch.." thought Barry as he flew deeper until he reached her sweet spot. Then...
"Here goes nothing," said Barry, as he took off his black bee pants and took out his black-and-yellow striped penis. It was quite large, not big compared to a human but big for a bee. He then thought of the hot babe he was literally inside and started rubbing his yellow-and-black shaft.
"UhuhuuOHOHohohohooooh!" screamed Barry as he reached climax and came yellow semen all in Vanessa's sweet spot.
'UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTRGH" yelled Venessa in climax! "OH BABY, YOU'RE GONNA GET ME PREGNANT SEXY BEE MAAAN!"
Barry smiled in satisfaction. He was gonna make a new species! But then he heard Vanessa say something that sent a chill down his spine:
"Hey Brandon, long time no see! Wanna fuck?"
"NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO!" Screamed Barry in horror. Not only was she cheating on him, but she was cheating on him with a HUMAN. A HUMAN who was about to stick his monster sized cock up Vanessa's pussy... WHERE BARRY WAS!
To be continued...
CHAPTER 1: Barry learns to fuck
It was a sunny November day in New York City in Central Park, where Barry Bee Burton, the main bee homie in Jerry Seinfeld's Bee Movie, lives with his bee friends.
We find Barry flying around in the park, looking for flowers to fuck and hot bee bitches to stick his penis into, when his best friend Adam Flayman (voiced by Matthew Broderick) flew up to him in a shock.
"Yo, bee man," said Adam, "I've gotta tell you something!"
"What's that" said Barry.
"I learned how to have sex with a human."
"WHAT THE FUCK, ADAM?!" yelled Barry. "You were always the pussy bee when I went into the human world! You were all like, "NO YOU STUPID CUNT DON'T HANG WITH HUMANS!" And look at me NOW! I'm married to Vanessa!" (Vanessa is voiced by whoever the fuck played Bridget Jones, but she's ugly as hell and luckily, Vanessa is a lot hotter).
"Well, I've changed now," said Adam. "I was flying through Wal-Mart, when I ran into this hot babe who looked like Jessica Alba. She said, "Hey, you're hot for a bee," and she put me in her pussy and made me fly up there and jack off, so now she's pregnant with a bee-person baby!"
"WHOA!" said Barry. "I gotta try that with Vanessa right NOOOOW!" So without saying goodbye, Barry flew off to Vanessa's apartment in New York.
"Hey, you could have at least said goodbye, you stupid cunt bee!" yelled Adam, WHEN A BIG BEE IN BLACK GRABBED HIM! "OH FUCK! HEEEEELP!" screamed Adam.
---
Barry sang as he flew.
"I'm gonna fly through the door and go up a cunt and jack my penis off and cum in her cunt and I'm so happy I get to FUCK TONIGHT!" He smiled like Julia Roberts as he flew to Vanessa's apartment, where the hot brown-haired chick was sitting watching Dr. Phil.
"YOU NEED TO CHANGE YOUR LIFE!" Dr. Phil yelled. "YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS! YOU NEED TO STOP BITCHING ON TV AN GROW THE FUCK UP. BY THE WAY ROBINS REAL HOT, AND YOU STUPID FUCKS CAN'T HAVE HER. FUUUUCK!" and he threw up on stage, because somebody in the audience was wearing a Obama shirt.
"Hey Vanessa" said the Barry, trying to put on a sexy Antonio Banderas Puss-In-Boots voice. But then he yelled out, "HOLY FUCK!"
Vanessa was naked, and fingering herself, to the tall buff hot bald mustached man on her screen when she looked at Barry and said "Hey."
"Hey Vanessa" said Barry, grinning from the anticipation of flying up her pussy. "I see you're pantsless now?"
"Yeah" said Vanessa.
"Well can I fly up your cunt?" said Barry.
"Why?"
"Well you see, Adam told me that he had sex by flying up some hot thing's pussy and jacking off. So I'm gonna try with you... whether YOU LIKE IT OR NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!" But Vanessa was all too happy to let Barry fly up her cunt.
"HERE I COME" yelled Barry
*insert Flight of the Bumblebee music here*
Barry flew up into the house and got ready for the dive maneuver. Then he took off at full speed while Vanessa spread her hot meaty gams. Barry went flying into her hole and went right up it.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH" yelled Vanessa in pleasure. "BARRY GO DEEPER!"
"But I just got in you, you selfish bitch.." thought Barry as he flew deeper until he reached her sweet spot. Then...
"Here goes nothing," said Barry, as he took off his black bee pants and took out his black-and-yellow striped penis. It was quite large, not big compared to a human but big for a bee. He then thought of the hot babe he was literally inside and started rubbing his yellow-and-black shaft.
"UhuhuuOHOHohohohooooh!" screamed Barry as he reached climax and came yellow semen all in Vanessa's sweet spot.
'UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTRGH" yelled Venessa in climax! "OH BABY, YOU'RE GONNA GET ME PREGNANT SEXY BEE MAAAN!"
Barry smiled in satisfaction. He was gonna make a new species! But then he heard Vanessa say something that sent a chill down his spine:
"Hey Brandon, long time no see! Wanna fuck?"
"NO NO NOOOOOOOOOO!" Screamed Barry in horror. Not only was she cheating on him, but she was cheating on him with a HUMAN. A HUMAN who was about to stick his monster sized cock up Vanessa's pussy... WHERE BARRY WAS!
To be continued...