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Give a little, get a little.

By: birdofprey
folder +1 through F › Family Guy
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Give a little, get a little.

If this seems a little disjointed (especially at start and finish), it's because it is. It's part of an interactive (choose-your-own-adventure-type-thing) story at writing.com that I'm doing.

Anyway, in this particular situation Brian is insanely horny and goes over to the Swanson house to solve his problem. In this story I retconned it so that Joe's cock and balls work and he has feeling and control over them. Because Joe is a freakin' hot character and deserves to get off once in a while. Hahah. Anyway, voila.



The dog wandered over to the house next door to the left. His balls were so full it was difficult to walk properly. He knocked on the Swanson's door, sweat trickling down his forehead. Joe opened the door, wheelchair clad as always.

"Hey Brian! What can I do for you?" the buff policeman smiled.

"Hey Joe, mind if I come in for a visit?" Brian asked innocently.

"Sure thing, come on in."

Joe was very hospitable. He led Brian to the lounge and Brian sat down.
"BONNIE! Brian's here. Bring him a drink." Joe shouted towards the kitchen.
Bonnie yelled back "In a minute Joe! I'm still making breakfast."
Brian forgot it was so early. He contemplated. He was definitely getting his rocks off in this house one way or another.

Brian decided he would seduce Joe. After all, he was super fit and attractive, and his cock worked now. Brian figured he would have quite a load built up after so many years of inactivity.

"Hey Joe, can I speak to you in private? Like ... somewhere Bonnie can't hear?" Brian asked, playing coy.

Joe looked confused. "Uhh ... sure thing Brian. Let's head into the bedroom."

Brian obediently followed Joe who wheeled down the hallway and into the room at the other side of the house. Brian figured if they were quiet Bonnie wouldn't hear.

Brian sat on the bed as Joe wheeled to face him.
"So, uh, what seems to be the problem?" Joe wondered in his low, sexy voice. Brian was turned on by him and his cock became even harder to contain. But how would he convince his straight friend to give him some action?

"Joe, I've got this issue I need some help with. It's big. And I trust you so I thought you could help."

Joe looked intrigued. "Go on."

"I have an incredibly bad case of blue balls, and Gillian isn't picking up her phone. Jerking off can't give me the kind of release I need, I have ages worth of cum built up. I really need a hand ... or more, from a friend."

Joe was dumbfounded. This wasn't his average morning. But, he wanted to help his friend out, and to be honest he was kind of curious about male on male action.

"So ... I was thinking. Do you wanna? You know, as a change from Bonnie." Brian smiled, playing up his problem to get Joe's sympathy which would eventually lead down his pants.

Joe stared with a very blank expression. "So, what exactly are we talking about here?"

"I'll suck you, man." Brian stated, thinking about it with lust in his eyes. There was a short silence.

Joe looked stunned. "Uh ... really Brian?"

Brian gave him a devious grin. "Yep."

Joe stared. "Wow."

"I'll suck you down to the balls, I'll swallow every drop of cum, I'll lick and suck your nuts, and I'll fucking jerk you or whatever else you want me to do. All I want in return is a handjob." Brian was insanely horny and his balls ached for release. He prayed his plan would work. He was hungry for cock anyway.

Joe was getting really hard thinking about. How could he turn that opportunity down? He was sick of the same-old-same-old with Bonnie, and he didn't mind the idea of his friend deepthroating him. Plus, Bonnie wouldn't find out. They could cover it up easily.

"Okay. I accept." Joe stated.
Brian's tail wagged and he flashed Joe a charming smile.

Brian leaped over to Joe and rubbed his crotch vigorously. He looked up at Joe who was smiling, craving to have his big rod sucked by Brian. Joe's low husky voice put Brian into action; "Unzip the pants Brian. Suck my big dick." Brian nodded and with lightning speed had unzipped and unbuttoned the hunky police officer's dark blue pants. What remained were his tight white-with-yellow-striped briefs, which showed the humongous tent that Joe had created. The horny dog shoved his nose into his neighbour's package and sniffed, breathing in the scent of his trapped cock and balls. Both groaned. Joe was so looking forward to it he could feel the precum sticking in his underwear. Brian pulled down the jocks and his pants, freeing Joe's big meaty dick. Brian was impressed. Shocked, even. For somebody who had no feeling in this area for much of his life, Joe was huge and full of energy. As he looked up Brian noticed that Joe's cock had more in common with his heavily muscled torso and arms than it did his useless legs. Joe looked down at Brian and yelled "What are you waiting for?! Suck my cock!" He had full authority over Brian and the dog didn't mind one bit.

Every inch of Joe was delicious. His precum had trickled way down his eleven-inch manhood, and spilled over onto the buff man's grapefruit-sized balls. Brian licked the tip of Joe's cockhead and grunted at the delicious salty honey-like taste. As Brian worked Joe's cock as much as he could, he stopped occasionally to lap hungrily at his neighbour's warm testicles, which were fat with stored up spunk. Joe was clearly getting into, and made up for the inaction in his legs by using his powerful arms to shove Brian's face down onto his crotch. Brian began to deepthroat him and cupped his neighbour's nuts, rolling them and squeezing them when necessary. Joe's pleasure erupted in what was a mix between dirty talk and orders. "YEAH! Suck my fucking dick Brian! Lick those fat fucking balls! You like that? Hell yeah! Worship my dick Brian! I'm gonna facefuck you like there's no tomorrow!" Brian was so horny from it that his own cock popped out of his pouch, fat balls slapping against his thighs. Whenever he could he let a spare hand jerk his cock as he swallowed and savoured Joe's. The muscular man used all his force to slam Brian's whole mouth around his thick and juicy dick. He loved being deepthroated and he wasn't far from cumming. This was so worth it.

Brian lapped with his tongue in all directions, occasionally nibbling the side of Joe's towering cock as he squeezed his nuts like they were stress balls. Joe loved all of the incredibly pressure and thrusted himself in as much as possible. He was so close. He could feel his balls, jam-packed with sperm, begin to tighten. Brian jerked himself madly, trying not to cum while giving Joe as much enjoyment as possible. Joe thrusted and fucked Brian's mouth with such force that Brian was close to choking. Joe slammed his dick in Brian's warm tight mouth once more as he finally came. The flood of tasty spooge that filled Brian's mouth felt like it was of biblical proportions. He swallowed as much as possible, loving the taste and the warm feeling down his throat. Joe, in complete ecstasy, pulled out and the remainder of his thick, gooey, hot jizz splattered all over Brian's face and his own body. Brian was so close to cumming but stopped himself.

Joe was breathing heavily, coming down from his incredible orgasm. He barely registered that he was covered in his own cum, and was loving the warm satisfied feeling he had all over.

Brian grinned, and finally spoke.
"So, you wanna jerk me off now Joe? I'm pretty close so it shouldn' be too hard." Brian smirked like the pervert he was. He couldn't wait to have his friend's big warm hands around his cock.

"Actually Brian, I have a better idea."
Brian was taken aback. "What do you mean? I held up my part of the bargain."
"Relax, Brian." Joe reassured him. "You're lucky! I'm feeling adventurous."
Joe winked at him. Brian's tail wagged. He wondered what Joe had in mind.

His cum-soaked and incredibly sexy neighbour grabbed Brian, pinned him to the bed, and then using his hands, climbed up on it and leered over him.
Brian grunted. He couldn't wait for what would happen next. Joe took himself south, and stopped at Brian's hefty cock. It twitched under his hot breathing. Joe gripped Brian's dick with one hand and cupped his loaded balls with the other. The horny brunette leant down and licked the tip of Brian's member. Brian moaned and spasmed slightly. Joe grinned, enjoying the taste of his friend's precum. It was nowhere near as bad as he thought. He even liked it. With newfound enthusiasm Joe went to work licking and swirling his tongue around Brian's pulsing cock. The head was red and perfect, the highlight of eight wide inches of the dog's pride. Being used to eating large things, Joe managed to get halfway down Brian's cock with no problems. He loved the taste. Although he had just cummed, his cock was already hard again at the warm delicious feeling of the dog's big manhood in his mouth.

Brian couldn't think of a better outcome. All he wanted was a handjob and instead he was getting the full oral experience. He groaned and thrusted into his friend, making his balls slap on Joe's chin as he was swallowing the remainder of Brian's dick. "Joe you are so good at this!" Brian was overcome with the electric warm feeling in his crotch. Joe licked the big cock from base to tip and tongued the balls. He slurped up Brian's sweet precum and again plunged the monster cock into his big hot mouth. Brian couldn't hold on much longer, he had almost jizzed before seeing Joe orgasm. It was obvious he was close as he slammed himself wildly into Joe's mouth and was moaning, sweat dripping all down his face, chest and nuts. Joe licked the sweat off Brian's balls and then swirled his big tongue around Brian's cockhead yet again. "Fuck Joe! I'm gonna blow soon!" Brian grunted in his lusty daze. The strong brunette again deepthroated Brian's cock but it took it in balls deep. Joe moaned with the cock entirely inside him, and the vibrations droze Brian crazy as he facefucked Joe like a horny bitch, desperate for release. The dog jabbed his huge member in Joe's mouth and came, his full balls pumping wave after wave of jizz down Joe's throat. Joe choked on it but tried to swallow as much as possible. Brian pulled out and wanked himself over Joe, cumming all over his face. Joe moaned and licked it off greedily.

Brian sighed with relief. He was completely better now and both of them got a lot of fun out of it. Brian thanked Joe, they cleaned each other off, and Brian walked back towards the house happily.


Hooray. Smut.
x x Bird