the new neighbors the cookuon family

the new neighbors the cookuon family

i write this only for fun.
& i make no money off this.
i do not own charcters.
i only write this fic for fun.
i do not own megaman nt, scooby doo, p & f, the replacements, megas xlr, & dinosaucers.
the names trademarks & rights belong to WB, CARTOONET WORK, & disney
& i don't own the characters in this fic.


it was a warm peaceful summer day.

donatello was across the street talking to an unknown couple.
while scooby & dex was in the garage working on the rolling thunder.

when a loud voice scared the beardog so bad that he hit his head against the hood of the car.

HALFBREED!!! GET BACK HERE!!!
scoobadex came running from the backyard with buford in hot pursuit.
HALFBREED!!! COME BACK HERE SO I CAN POUND YOU!!!

scoobadex dodging buford's grasp: do i look like baljeet to let you beat me up like that.
i don't think so.

scoobadex quickly climbed up a tree to get away from buford.
buford was jumping like a rabbit trying to grab his boyfriend's tail.

dekao doo just sighed at the way his brother & his boyfriend were acting
why can't they be like a little like us.
but when he turned to his boyfriend he was busy smashing an anthill.
buzz take that you stupid ants.

dekao doo sighed again are a little more like me.

(boy) hey why is he trying to grab that guy's tail?

dekao doo turned to see a short-haired spikey blonde haired green-eyed chunky-body boy.
standing behind him.
let me find out.
hey buford what did my brother do to make you mad now?

HE SAID ACORN WAS CUTER THAN ME!!! then startes to shake the tree.

scoobadex holding on for balance: that's not what i said.
i said he looked cute when he's trying to talk to baljeet.

buford shock the tree even more.
SAME THING!!!

(boy) don't you think if you kill your boyfriend you'll be lonely.
buford just looked at the boy. i'll get over it.
then hit the tree with his fist.
causing the halfbreed to lose his grip & fall to the ground.

I GOT YA NOW YA CHEATIN HALFBREED!!!
as he picked scoobadex up & started choking the life out of him.

(boy) are they always like that?

dekao doo nah sometimes there wrost.

that's when scooby & dex came out the garage.
scooby went to see what all noise between buford & scoobadex was about.
while dex went to see who dekao doo was talking to.

scooby grrr: can't you kill our son in a quiet manner?

buford grrr: NO!! YA GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

scooby YEAH HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF I CHOKE YOU LIKE THAT!!

buford YOU DON'T GOT THE GUTS BEARDOG!!

scooby OH YEAH!! the beardog threw his hands around bufords neck.

dekao doo covered his face in embarrassement great nintendos dad.

dex put his hand on dekao doo's shoulder.
who your talking to son?

huh? oh! in all commtion i did'nt get your name.

(boy) my names coop jr.

i'm dekao doo jr. & the guy behined us smashing the ants
like a mad man is my boyfriend buzz winters.
& this is my dad.

i'm dex oyama.
& the beardog over there choking the kid is my husband scooby oyama

the boy in the middle is buford.

& the guy on the end is my goofy yet sometimes normal brother scoobadex jr.

judging by your face & name your new to this island.

yeah me & my dads just moved here today.
that's them over there.
points to the chubby couple across the street talking to donatello.

dex: i'm going over to say hi.
scooby are you comimg?

beardog still choking buford: i'm a little busy.

dex: guess i'm going alone.
dex was about to cross the street
when dekao doo & coop jr caught up to him.

wait dad i wanna meet the new neighbors too.

soon the three were making there way across the street.

hey donatello!
mind if we come over to greet the new neighbors?

not at all.
i was just telling them about everone in the neighborhood.

i'm dex oyama & this is my son dekao doo jr.
my husband & other son are a little busy.
but they'll be over later.

the couple were about to give their names.
when buford came fling into the yard & crashed
into the pile of trash.

scooby: TAKE THAT YA LITTLE SO & SO!!!

buford calmly got up dust himself off
& growled at everone looking at him.
what are you all looking at

everone did'nt say anything as he walked by.
as he walked pass dex.
mr. dex. YOUR HUSBANDS DEAD!!

dex just looked at him.
sure buford i understand.

you were saying before you got cut off?

oh yeah my names kokucon & this is my boyfriend coop.
& is that kid a thug?

dekao doo: only time will tell.

a mind blowing lick was heard.
causing everbody to look.

scooby: WHY YOU LITTLE SON A !!!!!

donatello: so what made you guys decide to move to h.k.island?

coop pulling kokucon close: we were looking for nice & peaceful place
to raise our son.

dex: well the neighborhoods nice.

another mind blowing hit was heard.
causing everone to look again.

buford: THAT'S ALL YOU GOT BEARDOG?
THIS IS OVER ALREADY!!!

donatello covering his face: but peaceful it's not.

dex: so what do you guys do?

kokucon: well i own a dojo & bar.
& coop stays home & work on megas.

scooby was draging buford by his leg.
see kid i'm stronger then you.
did i hear someone say something about a dojo?

kokucon: yeah it's on the same island as my bar.
it's pretty far.

donatello: if you want me & my friends at the lab
can make a teleporter for you.

kokucon: thank you.
but we'll still be using megas.
if that's ok?

donatello: sure. we'll have it done in two weeks.
then turns to leave for the lab.

dex: what's a megas?

coop points up at the gaint robot
behind their house.

the group looked up to see the robot.

scooby looked at dex: no really how did we miss that?

dex just looked back at him.
i really could'nt say.

kokucon looked at the group.
you guys look like awesome fighters.
how about we go to my dojo & spar.

scooby looked at his family & friends.
as they all nodded in agreement to the idea.

coop pressed a button on his watch.
which caused megas's arm to lower to the ground.
coop turned to the group.
you guys got a ride?

scooby: oh don't worry we got a ride.
the moment scooby snaped his fingers.
a black blur shot out of their garage at blinding speed.
& hoverd behind the beardog.
meet the rolling thunder.
i'll have space travel up by next week.

kokucon: that car can fly?

dex: this car can do it all.

soon both family's were on there way.
they did'nt notice they were being watched by Brachio & his boy friend meat
& their son.

Brachio watching the rolling thunder & megas with telescope:
i knew those oyama doo fools would leave sooner or later.

soon two tyranno ships & a jet landed.

brachio looked at styraco:
these are all the evil force fighters you can get?

styraco: i was on a date with ankylo when you called.

meat: and?

styraco: he's still stuck on rex.
when this over i'm changing to human form & hitting the gay bars.

the bully who pick on buford & contorl freak jumped out of the jet.
is buford & scoobadex with them?

meat: duh.

brachio: everone to your ships.

as the five ships floated in the sky.

(tyranno theme begains to play)

brachio: today is the day we crush the oyama doo family once & for all.
& if anyone gets in our way they share the same fate.

soon the sky filled with the evil laughter of evil force.
as they followed the oyama doo family & the cookuon family.

(tyranno theme ends)


next time battle at the sokoko dojo.