More than Bargained For

Atomic Betty - More than Bargained For
By Sadarax (sadarax.wwoec at gmail dot com)
[Written for the WWOEC Forum 2008 Valentine's Day Writers Jam]


Chapter 1 Hit and Miss

There was a distinct *pop* in the air as diminutive body of Cosmo exploded quietly into existence. The green haired fairy immediately looked around to make sure no one had seen him. No one had. He was about 10 feet in the air overlooking a sidewalk on a deserted street.

As his gaze moved to his left, he noticed a large building nearby. "Where there's a building, there's people! And where there's people, there's love to be made! Or at least something that'll pass for it," proclaimed Cosmo as he flew off towards the building.

The building was all brick with numerous windows and was two stories tall. With a soft *poof* Cosmo transformed himself into a green bird and continued towards the place. As he approached, he passed by a sign that read "Moose Jaw Heights."

He blinked at it and remarked aloud, "Moose jaw huh? I wonder if they get many camel-toes around here, heh heh!"

Peering into the windows he saw many children sitting at desks in rows. It was a school.

"Kids need lovin' too!" remarked Cosmo as he zipped past several of the windows. "Ahh, high school... should be swarming with stuck up prissy girls! I remember my high school days. Lots of fun and cram packed with fast paced hormone filled loves. I remember hardly a week went buy without some sort of crazy teenage fling going on... Oh wait, was that me, or this morning's TV show?"

Cosmo suddenly swooped up into the branches of a nearby tree. "Wait a minute... My high school life wasn't filled with fun and young carefree promiscuous love! It was filled with... wedgies, and swirlies, and... bullies! Who liked to give wedgies and swirlies, preferably at the same time! Oh... oh..." Cosmo began to whimper slightly as he recalled the unpleasant memories.

The green bird curled a wing forward to its face and managed to suck on one of his large feathers like a thumb, which was quite a feat considering his beak had no lips. After a few seconds of doing this while rocking back and forth, Cosmo was jolted in surprise at the sound of a loud "RRRIIINNNGGG!!"

Cosmo pulled the feather out of his beak and peered around. He heard movement from within the building as students rose from their desks and began to filter outside. Cosmo watched quietly as children and teens poured out of the doors of the school and began milling about the school grounds.

It was recess or lunch or something. Whatever it was, all the students were out for their much yearned for time away from classes. Cosmo watched a pair of teens, one a young brown hair boy and the other a redhead strolling close together and heading his way. Seeing the two children together, Cosmo seemed to forget his traumatic thoughts and just smiled at them. "Ah high school love. Or is this junior high?" he asked no one in particular.

"Oh what does it matter?" he added a moment later. "Those two look like a nice couple. Or like they *would make* a nice couple."

Reaching back a feathered wing, Cosmo unslung Cupid's the bow from around his back. "But what to hit them with?" he mused as the two teens came ever close to his tree.

"So Betty, do you have plans for Valentines Day?" asked Noah casting a furtive glance at the young girls face.

"Like what Noah?" replied the petite redhead.

"Oh, I don't know," he answered while casting his gaze towards the ground. "Gonna do anything special with someone today?" He added quietly under his breath, "Gonna give anyone a Valentine?"

Betty laughed a little, almost nervously. "Haha. Special? I was planning on hanging out with you this afternoon."

The two came to halt underneath the shade of Cosmo's tree when suddenly Betty exclaimed, "Oh speaking of that, I forgot something in the classroom. Be right back."

The redhead dashed off towards the classroom, leaving the boy alone. As she rounded a corner and vanished from view, he sighed.

"Oh if only I had the courage to Betty to be my Valentine," the boy grumbled to himself, looking at the ground.

He kicked a stone in mild frustration, sending it flying off. "I gotta work on my lines. I gotta ask her today," he told himself.

From his perch in the tree, Cosmo had heard everything. Though he had already decided to prick the two love birds with his weapons of love, he suddenly felt more sympathy for the small boy.

"He reminds me of me! Haha,... oh wait. He does not look like he's being picked on... but he hasn't got the girl yet. Oh poor uncourageous youth, the stop of so many loves that could have been."

He watched Noah kick another stone in frustration. Frustration of unrequited young love? Well, he could fix that! He was the fairy of unrequited love. Er, Love at least.

Cosmo grinned widely and pulled the quiver of arrows around to look inside. "Oh excessive youthful hormones, the maker of so many loves that would have never been!" spoke the green bird as he selected an arrow. "Animal Magnetism," he read to himself. He rummaged around for another and picked out "Spartan Stamina."

"Hey, the Spartans! I remember them from that movie. These two should do the trick," pronounced Cosmo proudly as he notched them into his bow. "Kid, prepared to go down like the Spartans did; sweating, screaming, and half naked."

***


Noah sat down at the base of the tree and sighed again. "Come on Noah," he said to himself. "You can do this. Just... talk to Betty and ask her...." "Oh what's the use?" he grumbled after a moment. "She hasn't even noticed that I like her."

Noah was about to sigh again when he suddenly heard a sharp *whiiiizzzz-thump!* sound, followed by two tiny pricking sensations on back of his neck. "Huh?" he wondered aloud, reaching up to rub the spot. He felt nothing there.

"Must have been a bug bite. I wonder wha--huh!?" exclaimed Noah as he suddenly became aware of the change at his middle.

The groin of his shorts was tented outward by his seemingly sudden erection. Only it was no mere erection. He was as hard as he could ever remember being. In fact, harder! His dick actually hurt. It was stiff as it could be and jutted straight out from between his legs, feeling uncomfortably confined by his underwear and shorts.

Noah blushed immediately from being so ragingly aroused in public, even if there was no one around to see. He moved his hands to his groin in an attempt to adjust himself to a more comfortable position. The attempt failed as his dick was so turgid and erect that it refused to stay down. It pointed upward defiantly, straining against the fabric of his clothing as if attempting to achieve a vertical angle.

After several seconds of trying and failing to hide his full-on boner, Noah began to sweat. What if Betty saw this? Oh she might not know what it was or what it meant, but then again she might. She was a smart girl. Oh God he would be so embarrassed if she saw him completely hard like this. Where had this hard-on come from? He wasn't thinking about anything sexy or arousing, only Betty. Well, he was not having naughty thoughts about her at the moment anyway. He simply HAD to find a way to make his erection less... *obvious* before Betty returned.

Cosmo smiled while the young boy was now struggling futilely with covering his semi-permanent genital rigor-mortis. "Oh silly boy," the green bird chuckled to himself. "You won't get rid of that thing without mindless crazed affection! And now you're attractive to every human girl for who knows how long? Speaking of which..."

Cosmo slung his weapons of irresponsible lust over his wing and fluttered off in the direction Betty had gone. He did not go far however, merely rounding the corner before he spotted her coming back.

"Oh perfect!" he exclaimed happily. He alighted nearby on a ledge and once again brought forward his ammo cache of crazed sensations nature never intended.

"Let's see... what to give you? You seem like a nice girl. Just a little nudge and you two happy kids should be romping around like a pair of crazed minks! And at this age, she won't be furry as one!"

Cosmo perused his seemingly endless collection of various love and lust related choices. The quiver never seemed to be very full, yet it always seemed to have an unlimited supply of everything his odd and somewhat twisted mind could come up with.

"Ah, here we go! 'The Subtle Urge' will do nicely for you, and since two is always better than one, how about 'Volatile Lust', because an occasional explosive burst of hormones is fun for everyone!"

He notched both arrows into his bow and targeted the pleasantly round and firm looking buttock of the redhead as she strolled under him. "After these, nothing is going to stop you two from going all the way and back again five or six times... short of alien intervention or something. But what are the chances of that?"

Betty slowed her pace as she returned to where she had left Noah. She clutched a small little heart-shaped red envelope behind her. She reached the corner of the wall and peered around the edge, confirming that indeed Noah was still there in the shade of the tree.

Upon seeing him, Betty abruptly pulled back from view and leaned against the wall, sighing. She looked up at the sky without really focusing. It seemed very strange for the normally very courageous galactic girl to get nervous over giving a simple valentine. But Betty did feel the tiniest bit nervous. Apprehensive. Little butterflies in the stomach. Well, all of the above.

She sighed again. Then suddenly straightened up and took a deep breath.

"I'm just going to do it," she directed herself, her face assuming the normal determined look she wore on duty.

Just then there was a small sound whizzing through the air, and a second later Betty felt a subtle pricking sensation on her left butt cheek.

"Wha?" she wondered aloud.

However, investigation of the weird pair of pokes was interrupted almost immediately.

*BEE-Bring BEE-Bring BEE-Bring*

Betty's bracelet began to beep and flash brightly. She glanced around to see if anyone was watching and then rushed off back towards the buildings. It looked like Noah and her valentine would have to way until after Galactic business was taken care of.

***

"Well I'll be a nickel's uncle," Cosmo said slack-jawed as he watched the light of the teleportation beam fade. He was back in his natural floating fairy form, hovering and looking dumbfounded at the supply closet. Not that looking dumbfounded was uncommon for him, but this time he actually was justified.

Whoever that girl was, she had come running in to this room, ducked into the closet and a moment later a brilliant pillar of light had burst down through the ceiling, engulfed the cabinet, and now she was gone. The room was deserted. She had gotten away.

"I guess alien intervention isn't so uncommon anymore," Cosmo laughed to himself. "And it wasn't even the tentacle related kind like Mark Chang. Of course what girl could refuse the allure of being violated by numerous tentacles at once?"

But this presented a problem. He, being the acting fairy of love, needed to make sure she got laid as well as that boy outside. Well, she had obviously gone somewhere... else, and he would have to follow. But first, he needed to take care of the lonely guy.

With a transforming *poof* and several flutters, Cosmo was once again outside and looking down at Noah. The boy was still trying, unsuccessfully, to find a comfortable position for his full erection. It was proving to be a futile effort, as his rock hard penis seemed to dislike any confinement whatsoever, especially his shorts.

"Hmm, he needs some girl to tear those pants right off of him. You just can't wear anything with that kind of wood."

Cosmo looked around. A girl. He needed a girl. Preferably another cute redhead. But they seemed in short supply. Who? Who indeed? Who would be a good match for a boy like this?

"Damn, I gotta get this poor sucker laid! There's no way a dweeb like him would get a girl on his own."