Dexter's Pornoratory

Chapter One: Dee Dee's Dilemna

“Hey Dexter-oof!” a beam struck Dee Dee as she casually strolled into the lab, a giant particle cannon swayed over her head and covered the sister in a towel of leaf green synergy.

Dexter laughed. “Foolish intruder, you have been caught in my latest invention, the HYPER-ACCELERATED FLY CATCHER!!!”

“MOM!” Dee Dee cried, feeling the beams tug at her arms and completely immobilize her.

“Do not bother Dee Dee, for you see, this is something you CANNOT escape from, the ULTIMATE defense system against annoying, lab-wrecking older sisters such as yourself. Molecular photors of uncalculated velocity or spinning around your body at incredible speeds, destabilizing YOUR molecules to the extent of total paralyzation!”

“Now I will enjoy a SISTER-FREE day of science and upgrading my lab while YOU stay right there, Dee Dee. Your meals will arrive daily and your memory will be wiped every Tuesday. Okay? Bye-bye now!”

-2 hours later-

Dexter was whistling happy. NEVER had he enjoyed such a productive, not chaotic day in the lab. And with his sister THERE but not causing mayhem as she would usually, his subconscious emotions would not drive him insane with the loneliness of being in the lab without companionship. He was eating a plate of Dirkish Tandies he’d secretly invented two minutes ago, and stopped in on Dee Dee’s holding cell.

The plate of Tandies shattered against the ground...

Dexter covered his eyes, embarrassed, but nowhere near as much or surprised as Dee Dee, who was now naked, whatever remained of her clothes had become a part of the particles accelerating around her.