Respect

Respect

TD: Ok everyone. Twisteddarkness has returned with a Kappa Mikey fanfic. This is going to contain Yuri (that’s girl on girl sex) spanking and humiliation. If you do not like these things then DO NOT READ! Reviews are welcome as well as flames. Now for the disclaimer. Gonard if you please.

Gonard: Twisteddarkness does not own Kappa Mikey or any of its characters.He makes no money from the writing of this story. He is also poor and suing him will get you nowhere.

TD: good boy. *tosses him a cookie*

Summary: Ozu gets tired of lily’s disrespectful attitude and decides to have Mitsuki teach her a lesson in respect.

LILY MU!

The battle wagon sped down the street with Kappa Mikey on his motorcycle to the side. Inside the Battle wagon Mitsuki and Guano were at the controls. Lily wasn’t present; she was currently in the clutches of the evil Dr. Gonard. The rest of team Lily Mu arrived on the scene. Mitsuki and Guano got out of the Battle wagon and Mikey got off his motorcycle.

Mikey approached Gonard. “Let Lily go Gonard!”

“I don’t think so Kappa Mikey! She’s with me now and if you take another step I’ll feed her to my new robo-crow!”
With that Gonard snapped his fingers and a giant robotic crow descended from the sky, landing behind Gonard.

“Help me Mikey!”
“Don’t worry Lily! The orb is on the job!”

That being said, he threw the orb. It opened up, revealing its spinning blade in the center, and went into the open mouth of the robo-crow. It traveled down its throat, a series of metallic clangs being made in the process. A minute later the entire thing collapsed and the orb flew back to Mikey who caught it with ease, and struck his heroic pose.

“Bye-Bye birdie!"

With his edge in the battle gone Gonard released Lily and began his retreat, grabbing onto the rope ladder that came down from his helicopter. As he rose into the sky he shouted his usual threat.

“You win this time Kappa Mikey! But I’ll beat you Lily fools next time!”

With that he took off. Lily, now free of being Gonard’s Prisoner, ran to Mikey and embraced him in a loving hug. Mikey, caught up in the moment pressed his lips to hers.

Breaking free, Lily punched him square on the mouth.

“MIKEY, YOU SPAZ!”
“CUT!”
“Jeez Lily why did you hit me?”
“You sexually assaulted me you freak!”
“No I didn’t! The kiss was in the script!”

Guano pulled out a copy of the script. “He’s right. Ozu insisted that there be more romance in the show.”
“What is that old fart thinking? There is no way I would ever kiss a spazoid.”

Not known to Lily, Ozu was within earshot and walked over until he was standing directly behind her.

“Uh Lily?”
“I mean what is he going senile or something?”
“Lily.”
“He really ought to be in a home or something”
“LILY!”
“WHAT?!”

Mitsuki, Mikey, and Guano all pointed behind Lily. She turned and found Ozu, his eyes aflame with anger.

“LILY! YOU! ARE! FIRED!!”

With that said Ozu stormed off, Yes-man tailing behind him. Lily was speechless. Trying to be a good friend, Mitsuki offered to help.

“Don’t worry Lily. I’ll talk to Ozu and everything will be alright.”

With that said she ran off to talk to Ozu.

TD: alright so that was the first chapter. I hope you all liked it.
Lily: O….M…..G! you made me kiss Mikey?!?
TD: would you rather have kissed Guano?
Lily: EW! No!
TD: then don’t complain to me. If anything you should be whining to Ozu. It was his idea for me to write this fic in order to appeal to the show’s many fans.
Lily: *storms off*