MST of Horse Sense

I don't own these characters or profit from them.

MSTers
Kim Possible
Shego
Ron Stoppable
Dr. Drakken

Kim: (Head pounding) What the hell did I do last night?
Shego: We were in another Clayton Overstreet fic...
Kim: (Groans) Crap, I remember now. Is mom alright?
Shego: She said she hurt in places she didn't want to talk about.
Ron: Why?
Drakken: Well, last time Clayton shoved a doldo the size of a yule log up her cunt.
Kim: And now I remember, that's why I got blitzed before we did the fi. So I wouldn't remember. (Frowns) Did it involve my cousin?


A brief warning. This is another sex fic involving Kim Possible, Shego, and Kim's mom.

Shego: Like I can't handle Kimmy myself?
Ron: That or he didn't want to just have Kim and her mom.
Clayton: It was a dark and stormy night. Kim walked down the hall to her mother's room. Opening the door she stood in the light, her form clearly visible under her nighty. She looked at her mom and said, "Can I sleep with you tonight?" And Mrs. Possible said, "Sure. Your dad's been away all month working on his project and I could use some company."
Kim: Great. I probably decide to sleep naked on the covers and one thing leads to another, right?
Clayton: Well, all things considered, doing the Gilmore girls' breast measuring bit would be a little rediculous.
Shego: (Pushes Kim's nipple like a doorbell) You came up witht hat plot awfully fast
Kim: Please, my mom's hot! And since these fics started...
Shego: (Sigh) Yeah
Drakken: Why don't I ever get the chance at this?
Others: (Shudder) Ew

At the end of the last one I couldn't think of anything more three women could do together sexually without getting into major S&M,

Shego: (In skin tight leather outfit holding a ball gag and choke chain on the end of a leather leash) Here Kimmie... (Crack!) Ow! (Developes a dark green welt on her ass)
Kim: (Holding a whip and covered in painted on red latex) Silence servant and pleasure your princess!
Ron: Drakken, I'm scared
Drakken: We're all scared you buffoon.

or something else I found distasteful.
But then I realized, why limit myself to three women? Just add some more characters and possibly some animals

Ron: and the S&M you found distasteful?

and suddenly I have a whole lot of new possibilities.

Drakken: The horror...

Don't say you weren't warned.

Drakken: (Banging ont he door) Let me out of here!

Oh, and I suggest you MST this before I do.

Clayton: Too late!

Horse Sense

Ron: (As Groucho Marx) That's the craziest title for a story I've ever hoid!

By, Clayton Overstreet


Kim and Shego sat in Dr. Director's office as the woman stared at them with her one eye from across her desk.

Shego and Kim: (High five!) Yes!

"This isn't good. GJ has strict rules about fraternizing."

Ron: Something tells me a whole lot of what you two did with Kim's mom isn't written down there.

Kim was in her usual mission clothes.

All: She wore a teeny weenie itsy bitsty yellow polka dot bikini...

Shego was in a new outfit.

Shego: (As Mobster0 Yeah, see. I got me a new outfit, see.

She liked to change things around a bit

Shego: (Deeper voice) My new name's Duke (Adjusts lump on crotch)

and was currently in a very short leather miniskirt in her usual black and green.

Drakken and Ron: (Cover their eyes) Gah! Loose the dick first!

She wore shoulder length gloves one of each color and a pair of thigh high boots that were the same.

Kim: She has two left feet

The top was actually a tight one-piece swimsuit that she wore and went under the skirt so she didn't need panties. Around her neck was a tight black collar with an emerald set in it. Kim was having a hard time not staring at her.

Kim and Shego: (On their knees) Welcome to the Emerald City!

"We're an item," Shego said. "So what?"

Drakken: Price check on item...

"Kim understands I'm sure. You two were seen making out in the hallway

Kim: Nude
Shego: Covered in honey

and I was asked to investigate. From what I've seen you two are in violation of several regulations."

Ron: And several state laws

"But we were an item before Shego even started here," Kim said.
"Which makes you possibly compromised.

Kim: Don't worry, I take Yoga
Shego: She can lick her own pussy now
Kim: I could if somebody wasn't in the way!

We gave Shego the benefit of the doubt on your recommendation Kim. Everyone knows that one day you'll probably be running this place.

Kim: Hmm... pasties as part of the uniform...
Shego: Men too?
Kim: Of course
Ron: Wait, I saw Sitch in Time! They showed me as a middle aged man in a GJ uniform!
Others: (Laugh)

But now with you having a relationship with a supervillain before she joined here..."

Kim: She got me plastered and we humped in a hotel room.
Shego: I got you plastered AFTER you agreed to go out on a date.

"Technically I was a mercenary for hire," Shego said. "And I used to be a super hero."
"From what I've seen you and Kim have moved in together along with her mother and..." She shut up.

Shego: Somebody knows something...

"You've been watching my house?" Kim asked. She knew GJ's surveillance technique. "You've got bugs in there, haven't you?"

Ron: This month on MTV

Director blushed. "I'm the only one who has seen the footage."

Drakken: So many dildos!

"So you know everything we've been doing? Me...Shego... and my mother?" Kim asked horrified.
"Look at her blush Princess. She's probably spent hours going over those tapes." Shego was openly smirking. She looked at Dr. Director's chest and her smirk became a grin. "And would you look at that?"

All: We're looking! We're looking!

Kim looked too. Her boss's nipples were sticking up under the tight blue suit that was the official GJ outfit.

Drakken: (As Homer) Mmmm, blueberry. (Sees them staring) I also do a remarkably good impression of Bender from Futurama.

"Whoa, Director. Were you turned on watching us?"
"Who wouldn't be? But we're getting away from the point..." She crossed her arms to hide her tits.

Ron: Not working!

"I think we should get to those two points," Shego said. She winked at Kim. "I'll bet she sat in this office for days, watching us and your mom getting busy."

Kim: Days? That's all?
Shego: She should have a good week's worth of decent footage by now

Kim nodded. "Definitely." She didn't feel the least bit nervous talking like this. She could see what Shego had in mind and she was all for it. After the last few months she had no embarrassment left, at least where sex is concerned.

Kim: I seduced my mother with my girlfriend. After that, damn near anything seems tame.

"You thinking what I think you are?"

Shego: (As Pinky) I think so Brain, but where will we get a squirrel at this time of night?
Kim: There are things man was not meant to know, let alone do with a moose.

"Hey, we did your mom. I doubt she'd mind and I won't be jealous."

Kim: We're all lesbo sluts. Now let's move on.

"What are you talking about?" Dr. Director asked. Kim and Shego stood up. "Where are you going, we're not done yet."

Drakken: No kidding.

"We're not going anywhere," Shego said. She reached over and hit a button on the director's desk. The doors locked and the windows sealed shut.

Ron: Is that cyanide gas I smell?

Her eye grew wide and she shot up. "I'll have security down on your asses in half a second if you two try anything. Who are you working for?"
Kim said, "We work for you. Director, we're not trying to hurt you or take over GJ. We just want to show you a little of why we shouldn't be separated."
"Yeah boss. Honestly, when's the last time you got out of here for a drink and a quickie?"
"Quickie?" Realization dawned as Kim and Shego came at her from either side. "You can't be serious."
"Why not?" Kim said. "We can both see you liked watching us and can you think of a better way to keep you from reprimanding us?" She took one of Dr. Director's hands in hers. "We're going to put you in a very compromising sitch."

Kim: We're going to pound your cunt till you pass out

"And then you won't be able to tell anybody else about us without us telling on you."
"That's blackmail!"

Drakken: And rape!

"Ex supervillain, remember?" Shego said.
Dr. Director moved forward, trying to climb over her desk and get away pushing her rolling chair away. But Kim still had her arm and Shego did a short sweep to knock her legs out from under her. Dr. Director landed across her own desk, her breasts pushed up under her chin.

Ron: Does it strike anyone else that these uniforms don't really provide much protection?
Kim: Any tighter and she'd have a camel toe

"Kimmie, do you smell that?" Shego said as Kim pushed down on the older woman's blue leather clad back, holding her against the desk. Shego reached down and ran her fingers over the curve of the director's ass. "I think DD here may have creamed her panties."
Kim sniffed. "Mm, you're right." She knew that smell too well.

Kim: I'm lucky Clayton let's me take my face out of Shego long enough to breathe!

"DD?" Dr. Director said.
"I like nicknames. And Dr. Director is so formal." Shego said.

Shego: And I'm damned if I'll call you Dr. D. The blue is bad enough

"Let me go or you two will be in real trouble."

Shego: (As lady from Mad TV) You know what? Uh uh!

Kim said, "Uh... no. Come on. You don't really want us to let you go, do you?"
"This isn't right!"
"That wasn't a yes." Kim said. She nodded at Shego who ran a glowing nail along the woman's back, splitting her uniform from neck to thigh. Kim let her got and DD stood up automatically.

Ron: The double D joke is a little obvious

When she did her uniform fell off, tangling her legs. She was too well trained to just fall back, but caught off guard she swung around and with a small shove from Kim she fell backwards onto her desk again, nipples pointing up to the ceiling.

Shego: Again
Kim: While we're being repadative, I got to ask Ron, how's your sister?
Ron: No! You can't fuck my baby sister!
Kim: Ron, I wasn't going to. (Shrugs at Shego like "I tried".)
Shego: (Winks. "Later.")
Ron: Oh. Um, she's a little depressed lately. She achieved her destiny when she was one, so she's a little upset that her life now has no meaning.

"You know, I've only ever had sex with Shego and my mother," Kim said softly. She reached out and grabbed the plain white bra the director wore and tore it off with a satisfying ripping sound. Then she took one brown breast and squeezed. "This is new for me."

Mr. Wiffle: Please don't squeeze the director!

"And the Possibles are the only women I've hand," Shego said leaning over DD's body, her breasts rubbing Kim's hand and the director's other boob. "I love them a lot, but sometimes you have to wonder what other women are like."

Shego: Taste great, less filling.

"We have a very open relationship," Kim said.

Kim: Well, we would if we'd discussed this before now.

DD's breath was coming in gasps now and her entire body was shaking. "Please. I've never had any women. It's been three years since I've had sex. You shouldn't be doing this!"
"Three years!" Shego said. "Poor baby. Kimmie and I can barely go three days sometimes without touching each other. Isn't that right Princess?" Shego looked over at Kim who began massaging the tit in her hand and feeling Shego's nipples rubbing the back of it when she did.
"She knows," Kim said. She grinned and said, "Which reminds me. She has videotapes of us. We should get one of her."

Drakken: Tonight on America's Funnies Home Videos!

"Nice," Shego said.
Kim brought out a pen from her pocket. Both agents noticed the director's disappointed groan as Kim's hand went away. Kim twisted the pen top and it suddenly

Kim: Whoops, wrong pen- (Boom!)

sprouted tiny tripod legs and a tiny bright light shone from it.

Ron: You will be assimilated into the lesbian collective!
Drakken: Can't wait to see that Borg cube.
Shego and Kim: Resistance is futile!

Setting it on the desk she grinned at her boss.
"Possible, I never knew you were such a bitch," Dr. Director said.
Shego slapped her on the thigh. "Not nice."

Ron: Is that a tattoo?
Drakken: (Tilts head) How'm I doing? Call 1-800... oh, and look what makes up the second zero!

"Why don't you just..." She was cut off as Kim leaned over and kissed her. Struggling for a moment DD eventually melted into it, letting Kim's tongue wrap around hers.
While that was going on Shego moved down, kissing her way along DD's stomach until she reached her feet.

Drakken: Athlete's foot!

Pulling off her boots and socks she brought a set of curled brown toes with pink polish on them up to her mouth and spent a moment sucking on them. "Yummy." When she finished nibbling on them DD's toes were curling and uncurling at random.

Shego: Seizure!

Then she moved up and saw a pair of white panties.

Ron: Look, racing stripes!
All: Ew!

She ripped them away to reveal the patch of curly brown hair.

Sebastian the grab: (In the short and curlies) Under the panties! Life is sweet here! We've got the beat 'ere! Naturally.
Shego: Up at the tits we work all day!
Kim: Tongue in her mouth we slave away!
Both: But down at her pussy yes here we be floating under the panties!

Pressing her gloved hands on the woman's thighs she slammed her legs wide open and shoved her face into it.

Guard: What's the password?

Getting her ready wasn't a problem. Her pussy was already dripping a puddle onto her desk.

Drakken: It's green...

Kim gasped as DD's hands suddenly came up and roughly grabbed at her breasts, squeezing them as hard as possible.

Ron: Titty Twister!

She broke away and looked into that shining eye.
Wiggling her hips the director lifted up Kim's shirt and leaned forward to bite down hard on Kim's pointed tit.

Kim: For god's sake! Why does everyone want to hurt my nipple?
Shego: Cause they look dangerous Princess. People feel threatened and want to strike back
Kim: But it hurts! Ans it only feels good when I've been getting fucked for a good hour or so!
Shego: (Reaches over and gently rubs them) I'm sorry sweetheart.
Genie: (Pops out of Kim's nipples) You don't get three wishes for this, I just thought it was funny

Kim moaned, enjoying the feeling of teeth softly chewing on her, just this side of pain. "You sure you've never been with a woman?"
"The lady knows what she likes," Shego said. Licking a mocha thigh she looked up over the mounds of the director's breasts. "Do you still want me to stop."
"Mmph!" She said.
"What?" Shego said. "I can't hear you!"

Kim: Do we really want her to do ventriloquirm now?

Reluctantly letting go the director shouted. "No! Please! Keep touching me! I want to come on your face!"
Shego smiled and looked at Kim. "Mmm, I think she means it."
"Yeah, I think so."
Suddenly they both moved away, leaving Dr. Director lying on her desk, gasping for breath, her nipples and clit painfully sticking up into the air.

Ron: (Ties a tiny white flag to the clit)

Whimpering she looked at them in sudden panic. "What? What did I do?"
Kim grinned. "You called me a bad name."
"And you asked us to stop. We wouldn't want to do anything you don't want us to do," Shego added. Picking up the small camera she twisted it back, retracting the legs, and dropped it into her cleavage.

(Whistling sound like when Wiley Coyote falls off the cliff)

Then she walked over to Kim and pulled her into a deep kiss.
Kim gave as well as she got, and licked Shego's face clean.

Shego: Whose a good girl? You are! You are, yes you are!

Dr. Director watched, reaching between her legs to touch herself as the two gorgeous women rubbed together. "You taste good DD."
"Please. Don't stop!" The woman moaned. Her legs were jelly by now and she was sure she couldn't stand if she tried.
Shego smiled. "What we're going to do is take our little tape and put it somewhere safe. You we'll leave here to think about what you want to discuss the next time you call us into your office." She stepped away from Kim. "My personal relationship with Kimmie, or..." She lifted her skirt so the director got a good look at her camel toe. She slipped a finger into the crack and rubbed for a moment before bringing it up to the director's nose. The director's tongue flicked out to taste it, but she pulled it away and gave it to Kim, who sucked the finger clean. "Or we can discuss our personal relationship with you."
"Me..." She said. "Please. We can discuss it now. You win. Just don't leave."

Shego: Damn, we're good

Kim giggled. "Oh come on DD, it's no big. We just want to know you're sitting behind this desk of yours for the next few days, thinking about us and how much you want us. It'll be a big turn on."
"It'll be torture," she whined.

Drakken: (Takes notes)

"I'd quit complaining and get dressed," Shego said.

Shego: Cause there's a good chance the camera we used is on the same frequency as the Jumbo-tron screen at the Super Bowl.
John Madden: The kick is in. It's going... it's going... What's that on the screen? It's good!
Patton Oswald: I've never seen anything like that in all my years of football!
Madden: (Red marker on screen) As you can see Kim distracted the defence while Shego went right up the middle!

She hit the button on the desk again and the doors unlocked. "Later DD." Hand on Kim's hip she turned and they walked out the door.
Dr. Director shakily got up and into her chair. Another button on her desk opened a closet hidden in the wall. Stripping off the remnants of her other uniform she picked out another. When she put it on she moaned as the tight leather stretched over her extra sensitive skin.
"Director," one of the scientists said, looking through her door.

Drakken: I was just watching the Super Bowl and...

"Not now!" She snapped. "Out!" He ducked back out.
Sitting down in her chair she tried to regain her composure. "How could I lose it like that?" It was all the time without sex," she decided. It's a natural biological imperative. And watching those tapes of them hadn't helped. But that was all it was.
A smell caught her and she looked down at the wet spot shining on her desk. Without thinking she leaned down and stuck her tongue into it, lapping like a dog.

Kim: Strong enough for a man, but made for a woman.

In her mind she pictured Shego, in this same position not a minute before. Her nipples hardened again, straining against her uniform. "Oh god..."
Out in the hallway Kim said, "Is there anything hot lesbian sex can't fix?"
"Nope," Shego said happily. "In fact, maybe we could try world piece through it. Daisy Chains Across America."
Kim, Shego, Mrs. Possible, Dr. Director, The Cheerleading team, Bonnie, Hana, Adrena Lynn, Camille, Electronique, Monique, Zita, and Yori: (Hand in hand they sing) We are the world...

Kim and Shego arrived back at their apartment. Kim's mother was already inside and met them as they came in, kissing first Shego and then Kim while they took turns watching.
Licking her own lips she said, "Something happened, didn't it?"

Shego: Tastes like cajun chicken!

"Let's just say, I think we're going to get a raise," Shego said.

Rom: (Crosses his legs)

"You don't mind, do you?" Kim asked.

Shego: We need to invite Dr. Director to the house some time to eat... uh... meet your mother.
Kim: (Shivers) Sounds good.

Hugging Kim to her and running her hands over her daughter's ass, Anne Possible said, "Not at all honey. You're young girls. I can't expect you to just be happy sexually without trying other things. As long as you have time for your old mom."
"You're not old mom. And I'll always have time for you." She planted a small kiss between her mother's breasts.
Mrs. Possible shivered, but moved back. "Not now Kim. I have some bad news. I got a call from Joss today. Your uncle had an accident with one of his robotic horses."

Shego: (Snicker)
Kim: What?
Shego: (Whispers in her ear and makes a pumping motion with her fist)
Kim: Hahahaha! (Covers mouth and snorts)

Kim gasped, a hand over her lips. "Oh my god. Is he..."
"He's dead. The funeral is in a week." She looked at the two of them. "Do you want to go?"
"Of course," Kim said.
Shego nodded. "I'll come along, if you don't mind. And I doubt we'll have any trouble getting time off now."
"DD'll hate us for that. But she's a good boss. I'm sure she'll understand. I'll make the call."
"I've already talked with my boss," Mrs. Possible said.

Shego: and suddenly I'm picturing her and a candy striper
Drakken and Ron: Hello Nurse!

She took a deep breath, tears in her eyes. "I'm sorry girls. It's just... he was such a good man. And this reminds me of when James..." She bit her lip.

Shego: How'd your dad die again?
Kim: Drakken blew them both to hell ad his head go caught on the Disney sattelite. (Glares at Clayton) You're sick! Do you hear me? Sick!

Kim and Shego hugged her tightly. Kim sniffled too, even though she hadn't seen her uncle too much. Shego hugged them both.

The funeral was a somber affair. Jim and Tim had come too,

All: No!

but after telling Joss how sorry they were they had to leave.

Kim: (looks up at the sky) Thank you!
Shego: Just promise me we don't do anything with the dead body

As researchers for GJ they were constantly busy.

Ron: (As Jim) Let's analyze this tape I found int he director's office!
Drakken: (As Tim) I'll get Wade to help!

Joss said she understood.
"Joss, are you going to be alright?" Mrs. Possible asked.
"Oh, Aunt Anne," Joss said. Behind her black veil she was crying. Even though it was a sad occasion Kim couldn't help noticing that her cousin had filled out since she had seen her last.

Kim: I'm checking out family members at a funeral. God I'm a total nympho now.
Shego: (As Jeff Foxworthy) You know you're a red neck when...

How old was she? Sixteen... seventeen?

Drakken: Legal?

In any case she was a beautiful young woman with a great figure. When her eyes weren't puffy from crying they were clear and bright and set in a face like a painting. Her freckles gave her a child-like air about her and her voice was deeper, the accent making her sound like a southern film star. She wore a black, country dress and veil hooked onto a headband. "It just happened so fast."
"I know sweetie. I know," she said.
Joss sniffled. "Oh, uncle James. I plum forgot. I'm sorry."
"It's alright."
Joss forced a smile. "Thanks for coming down and helping me out with everything." She glanced at the third woman. "I still can't believe you brought Shego though. I'd heard you two'd done partnered up, but still it's kind of a shock after last time."
"Sorry," Shego said. "I can leave..."
"Nah, it's okay," Joss said. She looked at Anne again. "Thanks for everything."
"It's no problem. In fact we can stick around a while longer if you need help getting going again."
"Oh that'd be great," Joss said. "The ranch is pretty much automated, but there's a few things I could use some help on for a few days.

All: (Snort)

You're sure it's no trouble?"
"None at all," Kim said.
"Shouldn't be too bad," Joss said. "All the human farm-hands have all gone home since it's the off season.

Shego: All alone on the farm with your barely legal cousin. What could possibly happen?

Usually we have a bunch of people out 'ere for the dude ranch, but right now the harvest is in and it's just breeding season for the animals.

Ron: At least Rufus isn't here.

Shouldn't take long to get everything squared away. Truth to tell, it's kinda lonely in my house with nobody else there. We got plenty of spare rooms."
"That's okay," Shego said. "We only need-" Kim elbowed her.
"Three," Kim said. "That's not too much is it? If it is then we can double up or something."
"Nah, it's fine," Joss said. "You've been here before Kim. You should know how big it is."

Shego: No, we insist on doubling up!

The guests were mostly gone now and the caterers were cleaning up the chili pots and what was left of the cornbread. Shego muttered, "Your cousin is a total stereotype."

Kim: So are we
Drakken: It's not sterotypical. We're cl;assics.
Ron: Whatever you say.

"Sh!" Kim hissed at her. Shego shrugged. She had never gotten on well with her family and found this sort of thing difficult.

Shego: Thank god. Otherwise Clayton would probably have my brothers gang banging me.
Ron: WIth their super powers.
Shego: Clayton!
Clayton: Hana opened the door to Ron's room. "Ron, can I sleep in here tonight..."
Ron: Okay! Stop! Stop already!
Drakken: Oh,come on. You thought it was funny before.
Clayton: And then Henchman number seventy-six opened the the door to Drakken's room and in a deep husky voice said, "Can I..."
Drakken: Gah! No! (Plugs ears) Lalalalalala! I'm not listening!
Clayton: Next time I'm involving the mutant octopus!
All: We'll be good! (Shego sounds half hearted onthis promise)

Joss led them out to a pickup truck. She started the engine, the tires folded in and the flying truck took off towards the dude ranch.

Ron: Where we're going we don't need... roads.

Shego looked out at the empty fields.

Kim: Joss, you've got children in your corn again.
Joss: Thy come to see the baseball players. They usually clear out when I fire up the threasher.
Shego: Usually?
Joss: Lawsuits are involved. My lawyer says I shouldn't talk about it.

"I'll bet that was a lot of work."
"Dad managed most of it," Joss said. "Guess I'll have to run things now though."
"You can do it Joss. You know what my dad always used to say," Kim said.
All four of them chorused, "Anything is possible for a Possible."

Kim: Like this thing I can do with a ping-pong ball and a rubber hose
Shego: That thing must have shot twenty feet through the air!

Shego sighed. "My brothers and I never had anything like that. They were always too busy arguing and I just tried to keep our superhero team together. Eventually I just stopped trying I guess. I figured if nobody was going to care about what I wanted then why shouldn't I just take care of it myself and let them do what they wanted." Kim reached over and squeezed her hand.

Shego: My personal bank account it roughly ten times the money Bush has thrown away on the war.

Shego smiled, lacing her fingers into Kim's and rubbing the back of her hand with her thumb. In her chest she felt the cold tightness that was usually there when she thought about her brothers melt away to warmth that spread over her whole body. Looking over she saw Kim's green eyes and Anne's blue ones staring at her with unashamed love.
It was so different than what she had been used to. Lust, like what she and Kim had done in DD's office was one thing. She could do lust.

Shego and Kim: (Both dressed as Jessica Rabbit)

But loving people like she did with these two redheads was completely different. It was like what she had always wanted from a family.

Shego: Uh... maybe not EXACTLY what I was planning.

Not some obligation out of blood and a shared past, but just knowing that you and they would do anything for each other just to see that warm smile.

All: Awww!
Drakken: My mother is a red head too.
All: (Shudder) Drakken!
Clayton: That's it! (Clears throat) Drakken and the mutant Octopus knocked on the door to his mother's room-
Others: No! Please don't!

Staring out the front window Joss missed the whole thing and said, "We're landing!"

Shego: (As Spock) The gaydar seems to not be functioning captain
Kim: (As Kirk) Turn the dildos up to warp ten! (Buzzing from under her skirt and her eyes unfocus) I can see god...
Shego: What would god need with a dildo?
Ron: (As Scotty) Cap'n! Thar be males here!
Drakken: (As Dr. McCoy) The joke's dead Kim!
Kim: Can you save it?
Drakken: Damn it Kim! I'm a Doctor, not a lesbian!

The truck banked and landed out in a dirt area next to a large flagpole.
Shego opened the door and stepped out, getting her first look at the ranch. She whistled low and said, "This place is huge."
"That's right," Kim said. "You've never been here before."
The empty fields stretched out into the distance.

(Camera pans backshowing crop circles that say "Lesbian Fan Fic" in huge letters)

They could see herds of cows and horses in the distance and Shego was sure she heard clucking from a chicken coop somewhere. The huge robots and the androids lined up next to them seemed really out of place.
"Looks a lot more high tech then you'd expect on a farm," she said.
Mrs. Possible grinned and said, "The Possibles have always moved with the times."
"There's still a lot of work we don't trust to machines," Joss said. "Not least of which cause dad never really trust AI's after the one he and Uncle Jams built when they were younger tried to convert the farm into a weapon's silo."
"Drakken would have killed to get his hands on something like that."
"Or made you do it," Joss said, looking suspiciously at Shego.

Drakken: She has a point

"Joss!" Kim said.
Shego said, "It's alright Kim. She barely knows me and what she does know can't be that good."
"Well, you did try to kill my cousin a few times. And me. And my whole family pretty much."
"Joss, Shego wasn't..." Kim balked. "It's complicated."

Kim: Why did I sleep with my mortal enemy again?
Shego: (Pulls her into a deep kiss, rubbing her whole body against Kim)
Kim: (Shifting dizzily) Oh yeah...

"My heart grew three sizes this year," the green girl said.

Shego: And I looked down at Kimmie Lou Who, with all the joy in my heart,
As she tried, tried her best, to push my legs apart.
She licked and she sucked with a tongue like an ax,
And then up popped my clit...
Kim: Which I call the Lorax!
Shego: Would you eat me on boat?
Kim: I just hope int his fic I don't end up with a goat.
Shego: Do you like green tits and cunt?

"But," Joss said. "If Kim and Aunty Anne trust you, I guess I'll give you a chance too."
"Thanks," Shego said. "I'll try not to let you down."
Mrs. Possible cleared her throat. "How about we go inside and start dinner while Joss finds out what we need to do around here?"
"I don't have to shovel manure, do I?" Shego asked.

Shego: Because that leads to sex I'm just not into

"Nah," Joss said. "Even if they weren't free range we've got robots fer that." She looked at Kim and her mom.

BB: (As Robin Williams) One is happy to be of service.

"I'll call you hotel and have them deliver your things. Shouldn't take more than an hour or so."
"Thanks Joss," Kim said. Joss led them inside to the living room and kitchen.
Feeling like she should say something Shego said, "So Joss, Kim says you think Ron's a better hero than she is. You're his biggest," only, "fan."

Ron: I saw that!

"Was," she admitted. "But he's just so dopey. And since Kim told me he went off to lead that monkey ninja school I haven't heard anything about him in a long time. I guess the whole hero worship phase just passed me by. Kim always told me it's better to just do my best than to expect someone else to live up to my expectations."

Kim: I doubt youe xpected me to do half the crap I've been doing
Shego: Would make a hell of a wall poster though

"Good advice," Shego said. "Back in my hero days we were mostly just trying to stop people from destroying Go City... you know, back before they named it after us. The place attracts supervillains like flies, I swear."

Ron: Why do they always attack cities with super heroes living there?
Drakken: I have no clue.

"Aren't you a hero now?" Joss asked. "Or Kim's new sidekick or something."
Shego smiled. "I like to think of myself more as just a girl doing a job."
"Shego's not my sidekick Joss. She's my partner." She shook her head. "I think that's part of why Ron and I never worked out. We didn't exactly have an equal relationship."

Ron: Fair comment

"Not like the three of us," Shego said.

Drakken: Freudian slip of the tongue

Joss was about to ask about that when Mrs. Possible said quickly, "You know, we share the chores around the apartment and split the rent and everything. Kim, why don't you show Shego around while Joss helps me find a few ingredients?"
"Sure mom," Kim said. Shego followed her out of the room. Once they were far enough away she said, "Shego you really need to me more careful what you say. If Joss figures out that you and I are an item it wouldn't be bad, but mom and I are..."

Ron: Bumping uglies?
Drakken: Riding the Hershey Highway?
Kim: Humping like rabbits?
Shego: Pounding Shego so hard our pussies glow in the dark?

"A little afraid how she'll react if she knows it's a threesome instead of a couple?" Shego asked. "No worries Princess. It was just a slip of the tongue." Shego leaned forward and kissed her on the cheek. "Won't happen again. And until we leave I'll be on my best behavior."
"Why does that not reassure me?" Kim muttered. Then jumped at Shego pinched her ass.
"DD was right," Shego said. "You are a bitch."
"And you love me anyway."
"Or maybe because of it." They kissed again, for longer. "Now, wasn't somebody supposed to be showing me around?"

The work wasn't as bad as Shego feared. The chores on the farm mostly consisted of robot maintenance and household chores they were used to. But finally they got around to dealing with the animals and everyone got evasive and kept grinning at her. When she found out why she wasn't amused.
"You want to do what now?"
Joss grinned and so did Kim and Anne. "Collect the stallions and bulls."

Ron: Gotta catch 'em all!

She showed her a variety of devices that looked like cow and horse butts with large holes in them.
"Can't you let them get on with it on their own?" Shego asked hopefully.
"Nope. We got specific mares picked out for specific stallions. And the cows and bulls sometimes hurt each other so it's safer if we do the hard parts for them."
Shego glared at Kim and Anne. "You knew about this."
Anne and Kim shrugged and simultaneously began humming the theme from Green Acres.
Joss snorted and said, "Don't worry, you don't have to do this."
"I don't?"
"She doesn't?" Kim asked.
"No offense Miss Go, but I've seen tapes of what your hands can do and I don't want any accidents around the horses.

Shego: Prarie oysters anyone?

I just thought you'd want to be here when I show Aunt Anne and Kim how it's done."
"Oh, this is going to be gross," she said with a huge grin. The other two glared at her.
"I think I remember," Mrs. Possible said.
"Better get a refresher," Joss said. "I'll start with old Pete. He's a bit harder than the others so he'll make a good show on what to do."

Kim: Didn't we see something like this in Mexico with a hose and a donkey?

An android came in leading a horse by a rope and everyone moved back. Joss put on a pair of rubber gloves. When the stallion was brought up to the fake horse rump he immediately reared up and mounted it. "Okay, first ya gotta help 'im inside." She reached down and wrapped both hands around the two-foot dick hanging under him and guided it to the hole. This wasn't easy because the horse was already starting to pump.
The others couldn't help looking at the length of glistening horse cock. Shego said, "That looks like it'd hurt."

Shego: Please don't let me find out!

Missing her meaning Joss said, "Nah, he's used to it." She motioned them to follow her and brought them around to the other side of the fake horse. "In here we've got the actual collector."

Ash Ketchum: Help me!

She showed them some tubes and jars. "But sometimes we get a problem like old Pete here. He can't always get it going so you have to help out a bit." Once again she reached in and grabbed the huge dick.

Shego: Swing batter batter! Swing!

While the other three watched the horse began pumping and massaging it until the clear tubes inside suddenly had a squirt of milky cum.
"Damn," Joss muttered.
"What?" Kim asked, trying not to look away and blush.
"He's still having trouble. When this happens there's only one thing to do."
"Show him some playhorse magazines?" Shego guessed.
"Nope, gotta go round the back way." She walked back around the humping horse and careful of his hind legs lifted up his tail. As they watched she shoved several fingers straight up the horse's ass.

Drakken: There's a note! (Unfolds it) Getting warmer...

"See, you stimulate the anus like this and..." Inside the fake horse and jar suddenly started filling up.
Kim said, "Wow... that's a lot."
"His balls are the size of your fist Princess. What did you think would happen?" Shego asked.
Kim shrugged. "Do we have to do that all the time?"

Shego: That's the sound of the women, working on the chain... gang...

"Shouldn't," Joss said. "Mostly they handle it themselves. The robots will gather and label the jars after scanning the DNA and sperm count. You're just here to keep the horses calm and help out if they need it. Can't let robots do it. They might hurt the animals by accident."

Ron and Drakken: (Wince)
Ron: (As George Jetson) And that Elroy is why you and Jusy don't have red hair like your mom and me!
Kim: (As Rosie) Once again mister J, I'm so sorry about that.

As they watched the tired horse get led away Kim said, "I just hope I don't have to do much."

Ron: Maybe it's better that you and I didn't work out..
Shego: Ha! Like you had a chance of gettig into any of Kim's colleges as anything but a janitor.

"Kim, don't be childish," her mother said. "It's just something that needs to be done. Remember, you can do anything."

Kim: (Groans) You know, that phrase is why I'm in so many of these damned sex fics!

"I don't have to like it," Kim said and sneered as another horse was led in.

Shego: As Ron's wife always says...
Clayton: Ron and Yori knocked on his mother's door...
Ron: Stop it!

Joss led Shego away and asked, "So, are you any good with tools?

Drakken: Oh come on Clayton!

My dad didn't get to finish fixing the robotic horses when the jack broke and it fell on him. I could use the help."
"No problem," Shego said. As they walked on she asked, "So you said it was lonely out here by yourself.
Kim: (Hugs Shego) Mine!

Don't you have any friends?"
"Yeah, but they're mostly at school. Like most of the family I've got me a genius IQ and I just graduated college. Computer engineering major with a minor in robotics and cybernetics."

It was a busy couple of days and none of them were up for much by the time they finished their chores. But eventually they had samples from all the horses and cows and Joss told them putting it into the females was all automatic. So they finally got some time off and just hung out around the farm. They even arranged a movie night and made popcorn while Mrs. Possible ordered a few things on pay-per-view.

Ron: Like this fic

Then the guests all turned in, saying how much they all wanted to get some sleep since they didn't have to get up at dawn.
Once they were all in bed Joss went to the security room. There were about thirty monitors and a lot of cameras everywhere in the area, some hooked up to satellites. She had been keeping a close eye on the farm the last few nights, mostly because she couldn't' sleep and partly because her dad had taken security very seriously and she felt she ought to do the same.
She was in there less then a half hour before she saw movement on one of the cameras.

Little girl ghost from The Grudge: UUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhh

Night vision caught sight of Shego sneaking out of her room and down the hall towards Kim's door.
"Ah ha! So she was just waiting until Kim was alone and tired before making her move." She watched Shego sneak up to the door. For a second she thought the green girl was going to break it down, but she knocked. Then Kim opened it and let her inside.
Joss's hand moved away from the button that would have set off the alarm. She felt bad. Obviously Kim and Shego just wanted to talk or something. She shouldn't have suspected her.
But a nagging doubt ate at her. "I really shouldn't do this... but I gotta make sure Kim's okay." She turned on the cameras in Kim's room, which had been off for privacy's sake.
Kim and Shego sat on the bed facing one another. Shego was in a green see-through negligee and Jim wore a large shirt with Mickey Mouse on it.

Kim: Jim! What are you doing there?

Knees touching they were talking to one another. Feeling guilty Joss flipped a switch and turned on the microphone.
"Wasn't so bad," Kim said. "But it creeped me out. You know. I had to 'help out' three times and it was so slimy and hot!"
"It couldn't have been that digusting."

Shego: I'm not a lesbian.
Kim: You're not?
Shego: No. I'm bisexual

"You've been with men. I'm just glad it's over," Kim said.
Shego rotated her arms and said, "I had to do hard labor. I think I've got cricks in places I don't even want to talk about."
"Ha, there's a first," Kim said. Shego stuck her tongue out. "Lay down, I'll give you a back rub."

Drakken: (As Brad Pasley) I've got your back, and I've also got yoru front. I wana walk you through a field of wild flowers. I wanna check you for ticks...

Shego didn't even argue and just slipped out of her clothes before laying face down on the bed. Joss was surprised. Apparently hey did this sort of thing a lot. Then again, they were spies.

Kim: Totally spies!
Drakken: Sam... (points at Kim) Clover... (Points at Ron) And Alex... (Points at Shego)

If they went to a physical therapist he might turn out to be planning to kill them.
Kim gently began rubbing up along Shego's back and shoulders. Joss was just about to turn off the cameras again when Kim suddenly leaned down and planted a kiss between Shego's shoulders. And not just a little peck. She ran her tongue along Shego's spine and then started chewing her earlobe, hands pressing firmly into Shego's tight back.
"Oh my god..." Joss said at the same time as Shego, but in a decidedly different tone. Kim's hips ground against Shego's butt and Joss could see she wasn't wearing panties. She was rubbing her pussy directly on Shego's green skin, grinding in hard.
"Oh princess, you feel so good."
"So do you Shego. I love you so much. I could just touch you like this forever."
"Do it Kimmie. You know I love it when you hold me and I can feel that hot body of yours on mine."
Joss bit her lip. Well, that explained why Kim and Shego were suddenly so close.

Shego: Thank you Captain Obvious!

Her father had been really against this sort of thing and Joss had never been attracted to girls.

Ron: Let's see how long that lasts

Blushing she reached to turn off the monitor again when something else happened.

(Phone Rings)
Drakken: Hello?
Voice: Seven days...

The door to Kim's room opened and Mrs. Possible walked in. Joss flinched. Aunty Anne had probably come in to say goodnight to Kim. Did she know about them? She was living with them.

All: (Snicker like Muttley)

"I can't believe you girls would do this..." Guess not. "Without me." Huh?
As she moved to the bed Joss saw that her aunt was completely nude except for some leather straps around her waist.

Mrs. Possible: It's my chastity belt. It's an Everlast!

As she stood next to the bed Joss was shocked to see a huge dick hanging from those straps. At first she thought it was real and then saw that it was a strap on.
"Sorry mom," Kim said. "But Shego needed something to relax her. She's all stiff and sore."
"Hmm, and we haven't even been with her for days," Anne joked.
"I'm feeling much better now," Shego purred.

Drakken: What do you suppose the chances are of whoever reads this having seen Night Court?

Gently sliding out from under Kim she was in her hands and knees.
Mrs. Possible walked over to her, fake cock wiggling.

Shego: Weebles wobble but they don't go down!

Shego opened her mouth and in a heartbeat the thing disappeared down her throat. Kim watched her mother pound in and out of Shego's lips while Shego reached under and started to finger her. Kim's breathing was erratic, but she just sat back and watched.
When it was really wet Mrs. Possible pulled out of Shego's mouth and turned to Kim. Leaning back and spreading her legs Kim welcomed her mother into her arms in a deep kiss and wrapped her legs around Anne's hips, pulling the fake cock into her hard. Shego climbed up behind them, copying Kim's earlier move and began grinding her cunt into Anne's ass cheeks, reaching around to play with Kim and her mother's breasts as they flattened between their bodies.

Ron: So that's one lesbo sandwich. Would you like fries with that?

"That's my girl. Open up for me now. I want to hear my little girl beg for it." Mrs. Possible breathed as Kim moaned and writhed under her. "You make me so happy. Such nice young girls taking care of me like this. It makes me feel so good to know such... uh... beautiful and young women are so hot for me."

Clayton: I apologize for the cheap porn dialogue int his fic. But as Hallmark often asks, how do you tell your daughter, in a romantic way, "I want to fuck you until you pass out!"?

"Mmm, mom. You know we love you." Kim ran her fingers across Anne's shoulders. "You always know just what to do. You're so sexy."
"We've have to be blind not to be attracted to you," Shego said, kissing the back of her neck. She slammed her hips forcing Anne to push into Kim with a loud slap of skin on skin. "And it's so hot watching you fuck your daughter like this. Feeling those big tits of yours against Kimmie's and hearing you make her moan."

Kim: Mommy wow... I'm a big kid now.

"Shego..." Kim said, grasping the green girl's hands and pulling her down. "Shut up and just fuck my mom's brains out! I want to feel her breasts on mine and see yours push into her back! Make my mom cum all over me!" Her cries were cut off as Anne kissed her, twining her tongue around Kim's outside their mouths.

Shego: She so needs to meet DD (Squirms in her chair)

Joss finally turned off the monitor and microphones, slightly disgusted by what she'd just seen. Aunt Anne was fucking her own daughter and her girlfriend. The lesbian thing was weird enough, but that...
Then she bit her lip hard and said, "Who am I to throw stones?"

Ron: Okay, here it comes
Drakken: $50 says Mrs. Possible just said that exact same thing

Truthfully with her father's security measures she hadn't had many guys over either. She'd had to make do with whatever was at hand.

Ron: The robots?
Kim: We've already established that that would be a bad idea. Suppose there was a short circuit
Princess Azula: (Looks at her lightning finger) Hmmm... (Thirty seconds later.) AhhhhH! (Tears in eyes) Okay... that was a baaad idea (Limps away)

Which, now that she thought about it, might not be such a bad idea. After all, her guests were obviously busy and she hadn't done it in a while. With her father's death it had just seemed even more wrong than usual. But now... why not? Even if they knew they couldn't complain, not after what she'd just seen. Not that they'd catch her. Her dad never had.

Kim: as we learned in Island Hopping, you should never think or say stuff like that.

Punching in the secret code she'd programmed in she left the security booth. The cameras to the breeding barn automatically began playing a premade tape of an empty room and out in the fields robots began to move.

Mrs. Possible broke away from her daughter and Shego after they had been lying there a few minutes. All three of them had just collapsed after their first orgasm, obviously still tired from their chores. She'd already taken off the dildo and had been enjoying the cuddling, but the small one-person bed was a tight fit.
"Girls, I think you need to rest. I'll see you later."
"Do you have to go mom?" Kim asked, caressing her mother's chest. "It's so nice and cozy."

Shego: Slut

"Later honey," she said and kissed Kim on the head, then Shego on the shoulder. "You two just stay cozy here and we'll do more when we're better rested."
"Love you," Shego muttered, holding Kim's body against her like a teddy bear, legs intertwined. Then she shivered when Anne moved away. "Mmm, my back is cold."

Kim: Whore

"You'll get over it," she said.

Both: Bitch!

"Good night girls. Love you."
"Night," they coursed softly, already falling asleep.
Anne stood there, looking at them in the dark. She really did love them and enjoyed the times they had together, but sometimes there was something missing. The girls loved each other much more than they loved her. And frankly she missed having a man. Kim was a straight out lesbian

Shego: Total muff diver!

and didn't even feel comfortable around a naked man, but her mother enjoyed the occasional cock in her and it had been a long time since she'd had a real one.

Kim: Damn right!

She scooped up Shego's lingerie and put it on. It didn't hide much and was made for a slightly shorter woman,

All: (Drool)

but it was better than walking around the house completely naked.

All: (Watch her jiggle as she walks)

She was just leaving the room when she heard the front door open and shut. "What?" Moving silently she went to the living room and peered out the window. She saw Joss hurrying off towards the barn.

Ron: (As E.T.) ET phone home...

"Must have forgotten something. I'll go see if she needs help."

Drakken: While conveniently wearing almost no clothes

Carefully slipping out so she wouldn't wake up Kim and Shego she followed the same path she'd seen Joss take, wondering what she could have forgotten that the robots didn't take care of. Did they spill something?

Chorus from a Monty Python movie: If a sperm is wasted, god gets quite irrate!

Coming around the corner to the lit barn she saw the robot leading a horse in and then leaving it standing in the middle of the room. Mrs. Possible was just about to ask Joss what was going on when the young woman started taking off her shirt. Mouth snapping shut she backed up into the shadows and watched in shock as Joss completely disrobed and moved towards the horse, her eyes on it's hanging dick.

Kim: A horse is a horse of course of course...
Shego: But nobody should BJ a horse of course
Drakken: Unless of course that horse is the wonderful Mr. Ed

When she reached the horse Joss reached out and ran her hand over its haunches. "Hmmm... I know I said I wasn't going to do this any more, but I can't help it. If Kim and Aunt Anne can do it I don't see how anybody could blame me."

Shego: The girl has a point
Kim: (Head tilted) A big thick point...

Anne held her breath. Joss had seen her and Kim do it.
"And it's not like I'm hurting anyone," Joss said. She slid down onto her knees under the horse. It stirred a little when her hands grabbed it, but from the way it immediately stiffened up Anne guessed either her niece had done this before with this horse or really knew what she was doing.

Kim: (Covers her eyes) It burns!
Shego: (Elbows her) It's just another kind of dildo sweety. Don't be childish.

As she started moving her hands up and down the huge black and pink spotted dick any idea that she wasn't about to fuck the horse went right out the window.
Still, Mrs. Possible didn't leave. She watched Joss pull and push at the thick tube of slick meat and then when it was no longer just hanging there she began kissing and licking it, sucking the head into her mouth even though it barely fit. Reaching down absently Mrs. Possible began fingering herself as Joss tried to swallow the whole thing, barely getting past six inches, the shape of it in her stretched out throat.
The horse whinnied and came, forcing Joss to pull back as a huge amount of cum shot into her mouth and over her face and breasts. Joss licked at it, still pumping the dick in her hands.

Kim: That thing would tear me in half!
Shego: I'd have a problem there too

Anne moaned loudly and Joss's head shot around, staring at her aunt. "Oh my gawd! Aunt Anne!"
Stepping out of the dark as Joss tried to stand up Mrs. Possible said, "It's okay Joss."
"I... I..." What did you say at a time like this.
Anne smiled at her when she got close and said, "It's okay honey. From what I heard you say you probably know I do my share of kinky stuff too."
Joss looked down. "Yeah."
Anne reached over and lifted her face by her chin. When the girl looked up at her she leaned in and licked the cum on her cheek. Joss pulled back and said, "Wait, I... I don't like girls like that."
"Don't worry," Mrs. Possible said. "Kim and Shego are good enough for me. I was just wondering what horse cum tastes like."

Kim: Okay, before we fuck my mother again she so needs to be tested for syphilus, AIDs, and anything else that's ever been carried by an animal
Shego: Oh yeah.

"You were?" Joss said.
"I've been wondering all day, but I didn't have the nerve to find out. It actually isn't bad. Can you show me how to get more?"

Ron: (As Ben Stein) Welcome to our latest in instructional videos on ow to have dirty dirty sex.
Drakken: (As old western guy from old Disney documentaries) Now old Mr. Horse was in for a surprise today.
Shego: This would make a great episode of Wild America

Joss's whole body was turning red with embarrassment. But as she stood there covered in horse juice in front of her incestuous aunt, what else cold she do? Pretend it hadn't happened?

Ron: Didn't see a thing...
Drakken: Nope, not a thing.
Shego: Is that hair gel?
Kim: (Rocking back and forth, hugging herself) God damn it! The nympho thing's genetic!

"Okay..." She said.
Anne looked at the horse. "Can he do more?"
"Oh yeah. You know these guys can go for hours. Lots of stamina. I started doing this when I was fifteen.

All: (Share THAT mental image)
Ron: You know, when Hana asked mom and dad for a pony I was kinda on her side, but now...

Daddy wasn't exactly open minded about boys or sex toys.

Drakken: Yeah, but this I'm sure he'd be fine with
Ron: His ghost is watching them right now.
Shego: Ha! I can just picture it. The day after her fifteenth birthday. "Come on honey, daddy'sgonna take you to the races so we can watch my new stallion come in first place!" An hour later, "Why is he in last place? It's like he's all tired out! What could have happened?"
Kim: (As Joss) (Burp) No idea daddy

And one day I just... had to try it." She got down again and Mrs. Possible followed her.

Shego: You didn't try a rolled up sheet or a candle or something first?

Anne reached out and wrapped her fingers around the horse's dick above Joss's. Together they began pumping back and forth going faster and faster

Kim and Shego: Row row row your boat gently down the stream

until once again, the horse came, spraying them down in the milky liquid. When it did Anne, unable to control herself, leaned in and sucked the tip into her mouth, doing her best to drink the thick fluid. When it stopped she sat back, a satisfied grin on her face.

Ron: Kim... your mom... is really hot

"Mmm, now there's a meal. Is this all you do with them?"

Drakken: (Sigh) This can't be going anywhere good

"No," Joss admitted. She nodded to a bench and a pile of horse blankets. "But, are you sure you want to? It's kind of big if you aren't used to it."

All: (Once again picturing 15 year old Joss)

Mrs. Possible rubbed the cum on her skin, enjoying the feel.

Kim: Mom always did go a little overboard with the lube
Shego: You complaining?
Kim: Not as such... but still, this would explain it

"Oh honey, you have no idea. I've used bigger dildos on Shego.

Shego: Admittedly, but it wasn't easy

Kim's a little tight for this, but I'm not." She winked and affected the country accent of her niece, "Why don't y'all just show me how it's done?"
Joss got up and took the horse's rope. When she got to the bench she piled up the blankets and lay across them, legs spread wide. The horse knew what to do and moved forward, rearing up so his hooves were on either side of her on the bench and he started pumping.
"It sometimes takes them a minute to get it right," Joss said, trying to move her pussy into the horse's path.
"Here, let me help," Mrs. Possible said. Taking the dick in her hands she moved it against Joss's pussy and grinned widely as Joss sighed in relief.

Kim: This could replace darts as the top barroom game
Shego: It's like darts and pool rolled into one
Ron: Kim, I hate to say it, but I'm begining to think Shego has turned you evil

Rubbing the length Anne pushed the tip into the girl, enjoying the sounds of her whimpering as the horse tried to force it's way inside.

Drakken: (Hums the theme to Bonanza)

It was such a tight fit that the going was slow as hell. "You know, I once did this with my father's Great Dane when I was younger. I ended up stuck ass to ass with him for an hour. I was sore for a week."

Drakken: This week on Jerry Springer... what's more disturbing than a daughter sleeping with her mother? We'll find out!

Joss moaned. "Oh god he's so big! And so hot! I love it! Oh god I love it!"
"Joss you're really turning me on," Mrs. Possible said, watching it pump in and out of the girl. It seemed to go on forever, pushing in deeper and deeper as Joss stretched to fit it in. Then she could see it cum, the huge cock throbbing as it pumped cum into Joss.

Ron: The word pump is thrown around a lot these days
Clayton: Fine, YOU come up with a better word to describe it!

The front of Joss's belly actually distended a little

Sigourney Weaver: Get away from her you bitch!
Mrs. Possible: It's not a chest burster!

and it began to leak out even before the horse was finished. Joss screamed in joy and tried to back up, but the horse pulled out and she was left lying there, her pussy stretched wide and dripping horse cum all over the floor.

Shego: HELLO!
Joss's Pussy: HELLO! Hello! Hello... Hello...hello...
Kim: I'm a slut!
Joss's Pussy: You're a slut! You're a slut! You're a...
Kim: Hey!

Anne reached under the horse and used her hand to scoop up both its and Joss's cum, bringing it to her lips.

Drakken: That's going to give her minty fresh morning breath

"Mmm, delicious. I know you don't like women Joss, but you taste good."
"Uh..." Joss groaned.
"Oh no you don't," Mrs. Possible said. :"It's my turn now. And you're going to help me get some of this meat in me or I'll spent the next hour sucking it out of you."
"Okay," Joss said. She rolled aside and stood up, obviously sore. "Lay on the blankets."
Anne did, but instead of on her belly she lay on her back. Joss was going to correct her, but decided that there wouldn't be a problem. Reaching down she rubbed the horse again until he was hard and said, "I think this is his last load."
"Then don't waste it," Anne said. "Bring it to momma."

Drakken: Clayton's right. What else do you have her say in this situation?
Others; (Think about it)
Shego: Perhapse one of those funny cards with Garfield?
Kim: Or Snoopy?
Ron: Kim... not Snoopy.
Kim: Maybe you're right.

Joss tried not to laugh at the cheesy dialogue and led the horse over again. Once he was up on the bench she pushed the tip up against her aunt's pussy. Anne reached down, grabbing it, and pulled hard, pushing it into her with all her strength. Joss watched as the thing slid into her easily, pushing in until it reached the end of her womb.

Shego: I'm never listening to your mom scream "It's too big" ever again. From now on it's full steam and damn the torpedos.
Kim: I'm having a bad feeling about that gerbil mom said ran away while I was at camp. I always figured it got sucked up in the vaccume cleaner, but now I'm not so sure.

"God Aunt Anne, you're a slut," Joss said.
Smiling in ecstasy Anne nodded, working her hips before the horse even began moving. "Oh yes. This is it. This is what I've been missing. God this is the biggest dick I've ever had!

All: You think?

It's so much better than a dildo!"

Shego: Really?
Kim: (Glares at her)
Shego: Kidding princess! Just kidding.

Joss nodded. "It's the way it's all warm and how it just seems to rub you everywhere."
"And knowing that all it's for is to make me happy. It's a great big living dildo! God I think I'm going to split in half!" Anne moaned.

Kim and Shego: Bull shit!

She squeezed herself around it tight, pounding it deep inside her.
It took longer this time and Joss was almost jealous when she finally saw the horse start to come into her aunt's twitching cunt.

Kim: That ventriloquist thing again...

He'd gone by way too fast for her liking and if Aunt Anne hadn't shown up she'd have had it all to herself. But there was something so erotic about watching another woman enjoying the same kinky sex she did.
It took a moment to realize that as the horse pulled out, it's dick hanging flaccid under it, that almost nothing was coming out of Anne's pussy.

Kim: Where do you think I learned the ping-pong ball trick?

Her belly was just as full looking as Joss's had been, but none of it dripped out except a small white line.

Drakken: So, if Kim's new baby brother going to be a centaur?

"Oh yes... nothing like a cunt full of cum," Mrs. Possible moaned. "So hot... so tight... Mmm. All I'm missing is somebody to help me clean it all out, nice and slowly."

Ron: (Puts on his jacket) I'll go to the store...
Clayton: (Chains him down) Nice try!

"Uh, Aunt Anne, I don't think..."
Sitting up Aunt Anne started at her with half lidded eyes. "Don't tell me you aren't turned on Joss. I saw that look in your eyes as you fed that hunk of meat into my pussy. You almost came right there."
"Maybe..."
Moving forward Anne put her wet and sticky hands on her niece's shoulders. "Think of it as sucking cock. I want more of that cum and our friend here's empty already. So there's only one place I can get it. And I want to feel that tongue of yours cleaning out my sore pussy."
"Aunt Anne..." Joss said nervously as Anne rubbed her arms.
"Sh, just lay back and let me show you something now. You used to look up to Kim. And Kim loves it when her mother fucks her."

Kim: I'm begining to see why I don't bring any of my old friends from school over to the house
Shego: IU'm begining to see why your mom letyour cheerleading team practice in the back yard
Ron: Your mom's like the famale version of that creepy old man on Family Guy.
Drakken: Only she looks like Lois.

Joss wasn't thinking clearly, still turned on from watching her aunt and the horse. So she just nodded and let Anne lower her to the cold floor of the barn. She gasped as Aunt Anne started licking at her skin with darting flicks of her tongue, lapping up the drying cum from Joss's face.
Anne kissed her niece's mouth, tongue searching for every drop she could get before working over her lips and chin, down her neck, and spending time washing up her breasts.
By the time she reached Joss's pussy the girl had started coming, driving more horse cum out of her body with every wave of pleasure. Anne smiled and sucked it up, almost coming herself from the taste. But she held it in, working until she'd cleaned of Joss's whole body front to back.

Drakken: My mother wouldn't want me watching this
Ron: Remind you too much of prison?

Joss's eyes were glazed over when her aunt sat over her face.

Shego: She pees and I'm out of here

She watched as Anne's painted red nailed spread out her own pussy lips, finally letting the white cum ooze out of the hole. Her other hand moved behind her and Joss saw three fingers disappear up her ass, pounding as hard as the horse had.
"Next time, I'm going to take the horse up my ass," Anne moaned. "And I'll let you watch as I do it. But right now, I need you to help your aunty out Joss. Suck the cum out of my cunt. Give me a big sloppy blow job."
Joss leaned up, her tongue first tasting the familiar cum and then she noticed a new taste. It was more of a musky flavor. The horse was salty. Mixed together they were good and she pushed her face forward, sucking hard like she was working a straw. Cum slid down her throat, thick and gooey.

Drakken: Sore throat relief in an easy to open container!

"That's it. Don't be afraid to use your teeth," Anne said. Joss bobbed her head working Mrs. Possible s clit between her lips. "Ah yeah. You're good Joss. Don't stop!" She came hard, spraying the rest out and over Joss's face. Settling down to the floor the two of them kissed, licking their faces again. Eventually they passed out and a robot carefully led the horse back to the field.
Kim and Shego found them there in the morning and woke them up. They went inside for breakfast, not commenting on it, but Joss and Anne just weren't that hungry. Anne shot her daughter a look.
"Not a chance in hell mom," Kim said. Shego held her and agreed. "You do whatever you want. We'll enjoy a little time with just the two of us."
"Unless Joss wants to join in," Shego said.
"I don't know," Joss said. "I wasn't really..."
Kim and Shego nodded. Shego said, "It's okay kid." Just then Kim's communicator went off.
Wade popped up on the screen. "Kim, have an urgent commincation from GJ. Dr. Director said it's for your eyes only and if I peek she'll send me to Guantanamo." He sent her the file.
When Wade logged off Kim opened it. Shego peeked over her shoulder. Both stared wide eyed.
"What's DD wearing?" Kim asked.
Shego shook her head. "Not much. Wow... she's sucking on her..." She stopped and they looked up at Joss and Anne. "We have to go."
"Yeah, we left something on the director's desk that we really need to get back to and finish off."
"No problem honey," Anne said. "Just one last thing. Could you see if our apartment is zoned for livestock?"

Kim: Sorry mom, no livestock
Shego: Careful, next she'll want a puppy

Author's note:

Hey, you were warned.

Drakken: We're being held here against our will!

I don't want to hear one damn complaint about the frankly sick and disturbing things you just read about.

Ron: You kidding? I'm not ever mentioning this outside of therapy! (he shuddered) Next it'll probably be Yori and the monkeys.
Drakken: I don't even want to think how Monkey Fist spends his weekends
Shego: Still better than DN Amy

If you have constructive criticism however, I'd be glad to hear it.

Kim: I'll tell you what you sick and perverted son of a...
(MST Ends)