Cheese dies!

It was a rainy day,Bloo and Mac were sat peacefully watching a horror film - it came from the swamp (or something along the lines of that).They were so blissful, full of chocolate milk set out for them by the pretty Frankie.The best friends both hoped the moment there were having together would last forever. So peaceful...
The room was dark, and everyone had agreed to let the two buddies spend some quality time together on their own.The movie got upto a quite tense part,and Mac giggled at Bloo, who was clasping a cushion and barely peeping over the edge, wide-eyed and trembling.There eyes were set on the screen,when right in front of them a deformed figure popped up in front of the screen, yelling something incomprehensible.Bloo then screamed and shot onto Mac's head in a half-second, clasping onto his face like a cat. "Bloo get off me!" Mac said, irritated. "its only cheese!" Bloo felt his heart stop for a second, and his teeth immediately clamped.He looked towards the yellow bulb-headed creature."Cheese...!" Bloo said from beetween clenched teeth.
"I like chocolate milk..." cheese uttered in his bizzare, annoying voice."We know!" said both Bloo and Mac in sync.A few moments silenc
e, then "I wanna go to the park.I like the park..." Said cheese.
"it's raining outside!And we're watching a film, you little tit! Scram!" (note:Bloo would swear if he wasnt on a kid's show :))
"Bloo..."
"No! EVER since YOOU imagined that bastard up, we've never been able to spend time together! Mac, its...it's broke my heart!I sometimes even cry at night..." Bloo immediately blushed after exposing his true feelings.
"we ALWAYS have to fucking care for him! We want to go down the hill in the go-kart, so HE has to come! We were PLANNING on painting flames on it, but noooo freaky little retard there goes UUUR I LIKE BUNNIES!"
Bloo mocks cheese's voice almost perfectly.
"Bloo, I..." Mac tries to cut in, but Bloo hasnt finished his passionate rant.By this time Cheese is repeatedly harshly poking Mac's head.
"We finally get to build it, and he gets scared! So we climb out, and HOLD onto OUR cart, while HE is in it, and gradually let it down the hill until nightfall! I mean...why the HELL did we do that for IT?!"
Bloo does one last furious wave in the air with his little arms, then stops, panting after the exhaustion of the rant.
He looks at Mac and feels suprised at his smile, Cheese still jabbing his head whilst drooling.
"we can always get rid of him, buddy..." says Mac.
Bloo feels himself well up at Mac's final realisation of what is the right and true thing to do to the demented little yellow fucker that is cheese.
"Lets go to the park, Cheese!" says Mac enthusiastically.
"YEAH!" yells cheese, punching the air. Bloo and Mac both snigger.
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The rain is icy cold and the sky is grey and murky.
"this weather and what we're about to do reminds me of a film with a clown...." says Bloo.
"yeah? What is it?" asks Mac.
"I cant remember...but basically this kid gets killed by a clown, and its raining. We're about to kill Cheese, and its raining!"
they both laugh. "yeah, but we're not clowns, Bloo!" more laughter.Mac's got Cheese zipped up in a backpack, with a little hole in the zip-up part so it can breathe. They want a much better death than just letting him suffocate.Its screaming and moving around violently by now, yet too weak to break free from the bag. Bloo sniggers.
"struggle all you want, Cheese. Your not gonna get out. And just think... you used to scream at the simplest things, didnt you? Like when you never got what you wanted...causing stress to everyone. Getting everyone to run around...just for you!" Bloo lowers his head, his eyes closed, letting out a deep quiet laugh.
"well now, you can see that there's BIGGER things to worry about!"
They arrived at the park, with the stream and the bridge...so pretty on a sunny day.Bloo unzips the bag, and pulls out Cheese from his neck.
"your an ugly retarded evil little brat!" he screams in his face.
Cheese opens his mouth to yell, scream, but is too confused to do anything. Bloo crushes its bulbous head back into the bag, puts it on the floor, and kicks it with all his might. He hears the whiny screech of Cheese in pain, and smiles. Mac joins in. They both pant with adrenaline,anger, Bloo mostly. But Bloo mostly felt relief.
He thought about when they get back home, pondering up an excuse after the few days they realise Cheese is missing. Surely nobody will miss it? He thought they could settle back down, him and his creator, and watch horror films and drink chocolate milk. Never to be troubled again.
They see a red stain emerge on the bag.A few seconds later, the bag stops moving, apart from little twitches.Bloo picks up the bag, struggling but glad to. He feels the damp patch of Cheese blood and shudders, but is glad it's there. Bloo drops the bag over the side, and into the water. He looks at Mac, and sees his face his pale white and sweating. A tear runs down his face.
"T-that...i've..." Mac chocked.
"i've never done anything l-like that before...."
"neither have I", Bloo replies, but perfectly calm, Unlike Mac.
Bloo winds his arms around Mac's neck, holding him close. The freezing rain splashes gently off Mac's raincoat and Bloo's...blue.They're both shivering.Its very quiet.
But they both feel a very happy relief, after losing that annoying little creature that nobody needed or wanted. Cheese was too hard to look after anyway.

Note: im sorry if ive offended anyone...its just i had to relieve myself from my inner frustration about Cheese!He's pointless on that show...^ - ^ i'd like comments but im really new to this thing...so yeah..