Kim Swappable

co authored with angelboy

Kim Swappable

Chapter 1

Kim smiled to herself as she slipped on the tuxedo Wade had provided her with; they were going to their last dance at Middleton High before prom, the Halloween Ball. The last Halloween party Kim had been an embarrassment to her and she wanted to put it behind her. Last year she and Ron had had to skip the party because a mission came up and she had to race off and rescue Russia. This time they both hoped there would be no interruptions.

Stepping out from behind the screen that gave her privacy enough to change even in Ron’s presence Kim grinned as she saw Ron fondling the extras of his costume. “Ron I know what we’re doing this year is weird so I have to ask again are you sure you’re alright with dressing up in drag and going as my girl?”

Ron dropped his hands from the realistic fake breasts of the female skin suit Wade had whipped up when Kim laid out the plan for their costumes this year. “Uh yeah of course KP, it’s not like this is my first time dressing like this for you. Besides we both know I pull off the big busted look better than you do … so tell me … does this make me look fat?”

Kim scowled and cut a fiery glare at Ron over the bust remark she didn’t appreciate being reminded that she could practically still fit in a training bra. “No Ronda it doesn’t … now how would you like to be enjoying a fat lip?”

Shaking his head and waving his hands in a defeated fashion Ron backed away from his girlfriend. “Now see that’s exactly why I say you make a better guy … so prone to violence it’d be almost stereotypical.” Ron gulped loudly when she glared murderously at him, “Don’t hurt me!”

Kim sighed and decided just to shrug it off so they could finish getting ready and just enjoy the party. An hour later, they were standing at the entrance of the Middleton High Gymnasium where the dance was being held. Bonnie came over and took a look at Kim then smirked and made a comment about knowing all along Kim was butch enough to be three men and Ron was more than pussy enough to be a girly girl.

As Bonnie walked off looking thoroughly pleased with her snide insults Ron leaned over and whispered to Kim, now he knew Kim couldn’t stand Bonnie but since they’d been dating and after a few less than heroic events on his part Kim and he had agreed to be brutally honest with each other. Now was unfortunately one of those times Ron admitted to himself as he told Kim, “Bonnie has a nice ass.” To the craned eyebrow, she threw his way Ron held his hands up and smiled goofily. “What? I’m a lesbian so sue me for looking.”

Kim leaned over so that she knew only Ron could hear her and whispered something of her own, her smile was rather smug. “Just remember, Ronda, you’re my date.” With that, she held out her arm and Ron took it, they entered the Gym and immediately people began hitting on them only to be chased off by the glare Kim threw at them. They had all started hitting on Ron and were ignoring her.

Ron smirked as he leaned over and pretended to rest his head on her shoulder, whispering himself he responded with, “How could I forget you just chased off the three guys and two girls that asked me to dance. Uh KP… Why is Tara looking at you like that?”

Kim glanced over to see the blonde bombshell from the cheer squad practically leering at her. Grinning to herself at the attention, she gave a small wave and whispered back. “I don’t know but she has been looking at me like that since we got here. It’s kinda cool actually.”

Looking over Kim’s shoulder Ron smiled and gave Tara a nod, Tara flashed him a dirty look and turned her nose up at him for some reason. “Well who can blame her you are the hottest ‘guy’ here tonight after all.”

Kim scanned the room and looked at all the boys around her, some were in traditional monster costumes, some were in fantasy costumes including the ever popular pirate outfits and some … well some were best just ignored. Without looking to Ron she asked, “Do you really think so sweetie?” As far as she could tell, there was a lot of competition in the hottest guy category tonight.

Ron didn’t hesitate in the slightest as he responded; of course, it was after he got a decent look at Kim now that they were at the party. “Yup, nice tight ass manly chest great biceps and legs though you really should do something about your ‘package’ you’ll make some of the muscle heads here jealous.”

Kim flushed beat red as she looked down at herself to see what he was talking about and didn’t notice anything she could tell might cause a problem. “It’s just a rolled up sock … no big…”

Ron grinned and shook his head a bit, his blonde wig splashed around his face with each movement and ended up covering his eyes a bit causing him to flick a few strands out of the way. “Uh yeah way big KP … it looks like you’re a bit too excited to be with your date. Not that I’m gonna complain since I am your date.”

Kim didn’t think she could blush any brighter than she had a moment ago but that comment proved her theory wrong almost instantly as she realized what he was implying. “But … it’s just one sock … and one of my little brothers at that …” she protested.

“They must have really big feet.” Ron said with a giggle that matched ditzy blond image he was putting off.

Kim shuffled a bit nervously and tried to figure out how to adjust the sock covertly now that she could see what he was talking about. “Could we please not talk about my ‘package’ now? It’s embarrassing enough to have that … there.”

Ron looked around the room for a second taking in the view of the decorations now that they were in the correct lighting. He and Kim had helped the committee put them up and as grand as they had been in the mid day lighting they looked positively ghoulish now. He was also picking up some bad vides as he took in the stares and glares from some of the people around that were now focusing on Kim. “Ok KP but uh … do you want me to show you how to adjust it ‘cause I’m getting a bit jealous of the way Tara and the rest of the squad are looking at you.”

Kim let out a small surprised ‘eep’ as she felt Ron’s fingers start slipping past the edge of her pants. Faster than lightning, she grabbed the offending hand and dragged him over to the back of the rook where there was better cover and the tables with the punch bowls and snacks. With a heavy sigh and a slight glare to her features, she chased off a few who were brave enough to approach them then turned them both around to face the back wall. Leaning over a bit, she whispered to Ron. “Ok fine how do I ‘adjust’ it?” She made sure to stress the ‘I’ part of that, she didn’t want word that someone had their hands down her pants at the party spreading around, not because of what might be said at school but because it might get back to her parents and earn someone a trip on a rocket.

Ron cocked his head to the side a bit and grinned that goofy grin Kim had come to adore before he said something that nearly blew her mind on the spot. “I’m surprised you don’t remember from the brain-swap incident.” Even in the semi darkness of the decorated gym Kim could tell he was blushing like mad, she also found out why he was blushing so furiously, “I know I remember how hard it was to put a bra on for the first time…”

As Kim registered both parts of what he had said a slight blush crept onto her features, she figured at the rate she would blush herself to death before the night was over. “I didn’t adjust … down there.” She had actually avoided everything that might have forced her to handle Ron’s penis, mostly because of the strange feeling she had had that morning when she woke up and found it hard as a rock. When she realized she had to pee she almost had a stroke trying to figure out how to manage that feat until she decided she was not ready to try standing up to urinate and simply sat on the toilette as she would normally. It did take her a bit to figure out how to make sure it went where it needed to and once she did it began to go flaccid much to her great relief.

Ron nodded sagely as he remembered when he got his body back, “That explains the wedgies you left for me to fix.” Looking around for a second Ron decided it was now or never if Kim wanted to be able to stay at the dance or chased off by all the horny girls around them. “Ok just nudge it down and to the side, err whichever side feels comfortable that is. Straight up like that is … distracting.”

Kim nodded and adjusted her temporary manhood noticing it made a bulge down her pants leg that was oddly discomforting. “Great now its running down my leg…” She muttered as she fixed it so it would not just fall out of her pants now that it pointed to the ground.

Ron stepped away from Kim for a second while she adjusted herself and got them both a cup of punch before turning back to her and catching her muttering about positioning. “Well like I said KP, big feet, and you get used to it eventually.”

Kim smiled as she turned to face him and the rest of the people out in the middle of the room dancing. She leaned over and kissed him on the cheek and took her cup of punch then whispered, “Thanks.” After taking a sip she relaxed a bit, the general staring had faded somewhat and she thought she could start enjoying the party.

“No problemo KP but uh …” Ron started, he was going to say something more until he saw Josh Mankey eyeing Kim very carefully. “Uh yeah just be careful and don’t let Josh catch you, the way he is looking at you he either wants to kiss you or kill you … not sure which and would prefer not to find out.” A small shudder ran through him, Mankey was one vowel away from Monkey after all.

Kim cast a covert glance in the direction Ron was looking and smirked at the way Josh was leering at her, it was almost as if he found her sexier as a male than he said he did when they were dating. Turning her attention back to Ron, she smiled warmly as she took in the sight. He was dressed in a formfitting dress that left nothing to the imagination up top, heck it barely left room for the strapless bra holding his false breasts firmly together.

The material clung to the enhanced figure the skin suit gave him that made it very difficult to tell he was a he unless you knew what to look for. The skirt was chosen specifically to cover him so that you could not see the harder to hide items below the waist and still show off plenty of leg, which Kim found herself staring at. Shaking herself mentally, she looked up with a crooked smile. “Care to dance gorgeous?”

Ron grinned as he watched Kim’s eyes wander over him in his new look and wondered why she was staring as much as she was at the fake breasts, her eyes also lingered at his hipline which had been shaped by the skin suit giving him the proper curves of a woman with a slightly more athletic build than was the norm.

He gave her his own visual examination and was struck by the fact that what he had said early in a joking fashion was actually true. He hadn’t seen her actually do it but he knew Kim had taped her breasts down to hide them better and the affect combined with her already athletic form made her look like an exceptional example of a trim healthy male. He knew the shoulders of her jacket had some padding but he also knew from experience it did not need much. His eyes wandered down to the rest of her and with the properly placed sock, it would have been almost impossible for him to tell she was not really a he.

“Ok but just watch the hands Mister.” He joked, as she looked at him clearly waiting for him to finish checking her out and answer her.

“Anything you say babe.” She responded while smiling deviously, Kim then stepped a bit closer and before he could dodge her, she had both hands gripping his butt. Leaning over a bit so she could look behind him, she grinned. “I’m watching them and they seem to be enjoying themselves.”

Pouting Ron looked down at her for a moment before he said anything else, when he did it was more playful than anything else was, “Aw man that’s just ferociously unfair KP …unless … are you gonna let me grab something in exchange?” If he had known how she was going to respond, he might have just kept his mouth shut, maybe.

Kim let go of his butt and stepped back just a bit so she could look him in the face properly, there was that devilish smirk of hers again. “Sure just remember what you can grab on a guy … if you can handle it…” She stopped herself before the innuendo got out of hand, though she had to admit it might have gone well past that point already.

Ron looked around and noticed that Bonnie was glaring at him for some reason but when she looked at Kim, an odd smile crossed her face so he decided to get even with both Kim and Bonnie in one shot. With a nod to Kim he said, “I think I got that one covered … or will here shortly.” Before she could think to protest his hand went to her crotch and he rubbed almost expertly where the sock was. He made sure Kim couldn’t escape and that Bonnie could see, a moment later Kim’s package was back where it had been before she adjusted it and she was breathing a bit heavier.

Kim was both stunned and somewhat furious while exceptionally turned on by the maneuver Ron had pulled on her. She looked up at Ron and saw a smug smile on his face but it was not directed at her so she followed his gaze and saw Bonnie standing there wide eyed and flushed. When Bonnie saw Kim, staring the mean spirited brown-haired woman looked away in embarrassment and ran off bowling over several people in her way.

She decided to spare Ron her righteous wrath as she had to admit it felt good physically and seeing Bonnie so freaked was worth the small embarrassment she felt when Ron put his hand there. She also had to admit she brought it on herself since she told him he could. With a smile on her face, she pulled Ron around the tables and out on the dance floor. “Ready to dance now?”

Grinning goofily again and pleased with himself for getting Bonnie riled as well as not being killed for touching Kim where he had Ron let Kim take the lead and responded to her question with one of his own, “Isn’t that what we have been doing?” His question was directed at all the things they had done from the time they showed up, it had seemed something of a dance to him. One that could have been mortifying if he could be embarrassed by anything they’d done so far, not including where his hand had just been and what it had been doing.

The pair danced for the next several songs, which alternated, between older slow dance music and more modern club beat tracks. Eventually they lost track of time and just enjoyed themselves completely stopping only a few times to get something to drink and cool down a bit. Kim kept the lead for all the slow dances and found herself enjoying something that had her somewhat weirded out. As Ron moved and swayed with the music or bounced along with her during the more energetic dance beats, she found herself constantly staring at his false breasts and comparing them to the only other set of breasts she knew from this vantage. Shego’s.

She had to admit both pair was great and she would not mind a closer examination of either, this line of thought brought her to a near screeching halt mentally and she had to say something to get her mind off the subject and back into reality. “I still can’t believe Wade was able to get us these costumes so fast, if I didn’t know better I’d swear he already had them made and waiting for use to ask for them. They’re pretty nice though…”

Ron nodded agreeing with her on the handiness with which Wade had delivered exactly what they asked for, it would have been creepy if he hadn’t explained that after the last time Ron had needed to go undercover as a woman he took the initiative and had suits made for both of them, the only thing lacking apparently had been a proper penis package for Kim which he would have been interested in seeing her wear. Realizing where that mental locomotive was headed Ron shook the thought away and covered the action up by responding to her statement. “I dunno KP … the skirt is nice and breezy but the top is a bit wobbly. I hope I don’t fall out the next time you spin me.”

Kim pulled back and inspected his false chest closer for fit than she had before and shook her head. “That top shouldn’t let you and even if they do you have a bra on underneath, though it does look like they could even fool someone playing with them.” She blinked as she realized what she said and looked away in embarrassment; she almost said something else actually. She almost said ‘even fool me playing with them.’ but she had managed to hold her tongue on that one.

The pair began making their way off the dance floor enjoying their conversation and not paying attention to the rest of the people around them. Ron again nodded in agreement with her and said as much, “Yeah but they don’t feel half as good when someone plays with real ones…” When he saw the glare on Kim’s face, he quickly amended his sentence. “Not that I would know anything about that!” He began to give his fake laugh that would end in him panicking and hyperventilating but Kim stopped him with a finger over his lips to silence him and get his attention.

She was about to tear into him with the twenty questions and a few accusations when the lights of the gym flared up around them brightly and they noticed the place was essentially empty. The night cleaning staff had started pulling down the decorations and was getting ready to clean the place up. Mr. Barkin coughed a couple of times politely into his fist and waited for them to cross the gym and exit the building. The whole way he kept an eye on Ron and noticed that while he was certain Barkin recognized him the guy had a disturbingly odd look in his eye, it was almost as if he were wishing he could trade places with Kim.

With a shudder Ron all but drug Kim out of the gym and over to her car where he took the passengers seat, he would loved to have driven for a change but his license was temporarily suspended and Kim was hesitant to let him behind the wheel of her car since he wrecked his, twice.

The first part of the ride over to Ron’s house was tense and silent; Kim was fuming at the fact that Ron had pretty much admitted he had not been as ‘pure’ with her body as she had been with his during that incident. There was another thing nagging at her too and she was hesitant to bring it up just then because it reminded her of things she had tried to forget since then. Unfortunately, her curiosity demanded an answer to her questions. Almost silently, she asked, “You played with them … didn’t you?” It was the only explanation for why her nipples had been so sensitive and sore when she got her body back.

Ron jerked away from her as far as the confines of the front seat would allow as his panicked mind tried to figure out a proper response that would not get him slaughtered, failing that he started with the old standby, lying through his teeth. “What? No, no … I would never …” Her glare cut him off as easily as a knife would sever his nuts if she had had one just then. “Ok KP … honesty time … yeah I did … sorry. I didn’t mean to lie to you about it back then or keep it from you but it was just so weird and I didn’t want it to mess things up between us.”

Kim nodded as she took in what he was saying, she knew how sensitive her breasts were and knew from the way they felt that he had to have either played with them for a long time or done so several times over the course of the few days it took to get things back to normal. “So … what was weird about it?” He had used her body in a way she had only done a few times and only now admitted and apologized for, she figured she was due for answers to any question she had in mind.

Ron looked out the car window and focused on the things on the roadside as they rolled past, he was mortified at the answer he was being forced to give but at the same time he couldn’t deny that even though it wasn’t his body the overall package had felt … right. “I … I liked it ok?”

Kim actually turned her attention to Ron for a moment, her jaw agape, after a second she returned her focus to the road and eased off the gas a bit to take a little longer in the drive. “What else aren’t you telling me about that time?” She did not notice any other aches or pains aside from the few bruises she knew he acquired for her from various activities he had not been prepared for but she had to know if he handled any other part of her. He had already confessed to having to wipe down there when he went to the bathroom but promised on his granny Marvin’s grave that was all he did. She was not so sure she believed that now though.

Sighing Ron turned to face forward, he cast a glance or two Kim’s way before letting out another deeper sigh and slumping in the seat. “I didn’t do anything else KP I swear. I may have gone a bit overboard on the nipples, which are very cute by the way, but I would never have done anything lower down.” He hoped she believed him on that one because it was the absolute truth. Yes he had looked and examined her body down there, mentally he was still a guy and very curious but he refused to do anything more than look. “I know you might not believe it considering the breast thing but I honestly would never do something like that, it’d be rape or something and if we ever get together like that I wouldn’t be able to look at myself if I’d done that without your consent and desire to.”

Kim nodded again and kept her eyes focused on the road, now was time for the other questions she had and she hoped Ron would not freak out when she asked them. She herself had been wondering about some things ever since that incident and she wanted to know what he thought so she might be able to put some perspective on things. “So … you liked it?”

Ron looked over to Kim with an unreadable expression on his face, he wanted to explain it to her in a way that would not freak her out but the more he thought about it the less likely that seemed. “It was weird KP.” That was all he could get out before his voice quit on him entirely.

“Weird? How so?” Kim nudged, she wanted to get the story out of him before they got to his house so she slowed the car a bit more. “Look Ron sweetie, I won’t pretend I’m not mad over the fondling but I guess I can understand it even though I actually never tried. I had to look at your … p-p-p-penis when I had to shower and go to the bathroom but I never touched it.” She looked over to him, noted the frightened look on his face, and sighed. “I understand that part Ron, I really do and I believe you on the other ok? It’s just I want to hear the truth about what happened and why you keep saying ‘it was weird KP’ ‘cause honestly … we’ve been through weirder.”

“Not this weird KP,” Ron said as he shook his head, the wig was getting on his nerves now so he began removing it using the time it took to do so to figure out what he wanted to say. “You promise not to freak out on me?”

Kim looked over and noted his serious face, instead of answering she found the entrance to a small roadside R.V. park and pulled in, once in a parking slot she turned the car off and sat so she could face him. “I can promise to try Ron, will that do?”

Ron nodded and rubbed his face with his hands before he looked back at her. “I liked it KP, not just the fondling or any of the other interesting things that came with being in your body, like getting to eye Bonnie and Tara and the girls in the shower … don’t glare like that KP I’m a guy remember? Of course I’m gonna take the chance to look.” She glared at him for a few seconds more before finally nodding and softening her expression enough he felt it safe to continue. “I know it wasn’t my body and I was really clumsy in it, more so than even in my own, but I liked it … it was … different. The weird part is … if it happened again I probably wouldn’t rush to get back to normal nearly as fast.”

She knew he was waiting for her to come unglued and beat him to a bloody pulp over the incident, she also knew that he was obviously worried about what she would think of his admission just then. Kim nodded and that was pretty much it as far as Ron could see but in her mind Kim was running around in circles because she could actually relate to some of the things he had said. “I’m not going to freak out Ron and this doesn’t change things between us, it just … it’s a lot to process.”



Ron nodded and let out a breath he had been holding when she had not said anything after he finished speaking. “It’s cool KP I … I can see how it might be hard to understand ‘cause I don’t understand it myself.”

Kim smiled weakly and nodded, without saying anything more she started the car again and drove Ron home at a normal pace, they remained silent for the rest of the trip but when Ron was about to get out of the car she stopped him, “Aren’t you forgetting my good night kiss?”

Relief washed over Ron as he eagerly bent across the center console and kissed her sweetly on the lips. He would have continued kissing her for a while longer if his back did not start complaining and she did not pull away. Her smile assured him they would get through this. “Good night Kim, see you tomorrow.”

Kim drove home and after getting to her room and removing the tuxedo, which she carefully hung next to the battle suit in the vault concealed in her closet, she collapsed on her bed putting off her shower for a moment to collect her thoughts.

She had been able to relate to the feelings of weirdness he expressed and the feeling that she liked it. She could not see herself in his body again, that was just too weird, but some of the ideas she was getting were not as appalling as they would have been a few years prior. As she thought about it more an idea began forming around the most damning, damnable and dangerous question that ever existed. What if?

She rolled the idea around in her mind for the next few weeks until she had a plan fully formed and had thought of as many possible angles as she could where something might go wrong or fall through or otherwise throw a wrench into the works, at that point there were only two things that could mess things up as far as she could tell. One would be Ron’s reaction, if he didn’t like the idea or thought she was wrong sick for even thinking it things could get bad quickly, the other was the fact that it depended entirely on an individual who was unbalanced to be kind and fucking nuts to be specific but she knew the person in question would be intrigued by the idea and perhaps even find the challenge something she couldn’t resist. There was only one thing left to do now.

She waited for the weekend before winter break to make the call. Picking up her Kimmunicator she hit the speed-connect button that was programmed to call Ron’s Ron-com, it only took him a few moments to answer and he was wearing the same goofy grin he had since they went back to school after the Halloween Ball. It seemed they had become something of school legends, the kind that not even Bonnie could compare to because everyone who attended the Ball got to talking and commenting on how good their costumes had been as well as how hot they’d both looked. The only wrinkle had been from the few intolerant students who were vocal about them being ‘gay’ and that did not last more than a day as the entire school pretty much turned against them. Much to their surprise even, Bonnie and the girls on the squad were on their side.

“Hey Ron you got a few?” Kim asked as she watched him pour a bag of Pop Pop Porters Super Spicy jalapeno chips down his throat. She gave him a minute to stop wailing as the fire burned its way down to his stomach.

Wiping a few pain induced yet content tears from his eye Ron smiled weakly at Kim but nodded. “Sure thing KP, want me to swing by or something?”

Kim nodded and smiled nervously but pressed ahead with the plan. “Yeah Ron if you don’t mind, there’s something I want to talk to you about but I think it’d be better in person.”

Ron was ordinarily rather slow to pick up on things even when it came to Kim but he was a guy and to guys there are certain phrases that cut through all but the densest of skulls, ‘want’ or ‘need to talk’ was one of those phrases because it usually heralded a break up and he had been dreading exactly that ever since they started dating. “Uh ok Kim … is something wrong?”

Kim shook her head and smiled brightly, “Nope I uh … there’s just something I’ve been thinking about and I want your opinion on it ok?” When he nodded, she continued on, “Cool, so see you in what? Twenty minutes more or less?” She knew he would take his scooter since his car was listed as terminal and since it was faster to walk than ride that thing he might be a while.

Ron nodded again and disconnected the called with a nervous sigh, something weird was going on, he could actually tell because Kim usually told him to come over she rarely asked him if he could not that there was ever any problem with that unless he was grounded or something. “Rufus little buddy this … this is scary.” The naked mole rat nodded in agreement but could not offer his friend and owner anything more than a few words of encouragement and a big smile, human interactions even with that pair was rather difficult for him to fathom.

Thirty minutes later Ron was pushing his scooter up the hill and into Kim’s parents’ driveway, the old beat up machine simply could not crest the hill even without him actually sitting on it. He made note that only Mrs. Possible seemed to be home, her van was parked outside and Mr. Possible’s sedan was gone. Parking his scooter just off the walk path near the front door he stepped to the entrance and hit the doorbell then waited for someone to answer it.

Ann Possible came out of the kitchen in her weekend attire of a short skirt and loose blouse, she was about to answer the door when Kim dropped down from her attic bedroom and hollered out that she would get it. Ann watched as Kim went to the door and opened it to let Ron into the house. “Oh hello Ron it’s nice to see you dear, would you care for some breakfast? I’m just about to get started on it.”

Ron went to answer but Kim intervened, “That would be spankin' Mom call us when it’s ready please and thank you.” Before her mother could say anything, more Kim was dragging Ron upstairs to the room and for the first time she actually closed the hatch door to the ladder access.

Ann smiled slyly figuring the pair wanted to have some private time since they rarely got any during the week or when a mission came up she just hoped that if they did anything Kim would be smart about it and make sure Ron used a condom as she had privately instructed her daughter to do the day she found out they were dating.

Kim made sure that both the hatch door and the hall door that lead to her room were locked then began using the Kimmunicator on ‘bug sweep’ mode to scan for devious items her brothers often used to spy on her with while Ron made himself comfortable on the beanbag chair Kim had stashed in the corner, he hoped that she would join him for a cuddle session but once she finished her sweep and was confident the room was secure she sat on the edge of her bed and worried the sheet a bit between her hands. “Usually I would say something like ‘no big’ or ‘not the drama’ Ron but this is actually a bit of both and … well I don’t really know where to begin.”

Ron swallowed his fear down and tried to avoid looking nervous but it was clear even to him he was. “What’s going on Kim? Something bad happen?” Something like you wanting to break up with me or something, his mind threw in after his mouth closed and he waited for her to say something.

Kim looked away for a moment and gathered the courage that made her famous then turned to face her boyfriend and explain her crazy idea, all the while she could just hope he would not completely lose it, as he was prone to doing. “Ok Ron first I want you to promise me you won’t freak out.”

Ron blinked a few times and nodded more to himself than to her, he realized she might take that for his response but he wanted to make sure she understood since he really could not make that kind of promise if it was something big enough to make Kim look as scared as she did just then. “I can promise to try not to KP.” His smile, nervous as it was did a lot to soothe her and he could see it immediately. “So what’s the sitch?”

“Ok … ok … ok,” Kim muttered a few times before shaking her head and getting herself together. “Remember our talk after the Halloween Ball on the way home?” Ron blanched and nodded weakly, she knew he was thinking the worst from the look and spoke up to keep him from losing it. “It’s about something you said that night but before you jump to any wrong conclusions you need to hear me out ok?”

Again, Ron blinked, he was not used to Kim trying to deal with a subject between them this way and it made him even more nervous. “Sure thing Kim I’ll just sit and listen if that’s what you want.”

Kim smiled warmly at his response and let out a breath she had been holding before she got into her speech. “I … I can understand what you meant by ‘it’s weird’ because it was weird for me too, I didn’t do some of the things you did…” she had to hold up a hand to prevent him from interrupting, when she was sure he was going to remain silent she continued. “Just because I didn’t do anything like that doesn’t mean I didn’t have any odd experiences.” She blushed and looked away but kept on speaking. “I caught sight of a few of the girls and there were some distinctly male reactions to seeing them, I also woke up a few times with … hardness there, especially after a few dreams I had.”

He could not help himself at this point and had to ask, “Who did you dream of KP?” He figured he knew the answer but Ron was still curious.

“Shego.” Kim muttered only just loud enough for him to hear, he went wide-eyed because he had been spot on in his guess. “Anyway the point is … I was wondering if you would help me conduct an experiment. It’s totally insane and … I’ll understand if you think I’m wrong sick for even thinking it but I … I want to know some … things now but I want you to be there with me and help me explore the possibilities.”

“What are you talking about Kim?” Ron asked in a serious tone that was rare for him, he preferred being happy, jovial even because it meant less stress for him but he could understand the need for being serious on occasion especially with his girlfriend.

“Remember when you said you probably wouldn’t rush to get things back to normal as fast as you wanted to the last time if we swapped bodies again?” Kim asked quietly, she was really starting to worry because his face was getting harder to read which meant he was actually trying to think this through.

Ron had been paying close attention as Kim talked and was expecting something big but if what she was getting as was what he was thinking she was getting at she had been right, it was way big and far more than the drama. “Yeah I remember KP, and I’m sorry if …”

Kim smiled and held up her hand again stopping him from saying anything else. “It’s ok Ron really, actually that’s part of the experiment I had in mind. Well … sorta at least.” Kim swallowed a few times in an attempt to moisten her desert dry mouth before she spoke again. “If … if I were to want to try … things … like having a p-p-penis again would you mind?”

Yup this is So the Drama, Ron thought as her question registered completely on the first try, it was an unusual thing and he could admit that, not the request but the fact that he got it so completely and so rapidly, it also set off a whirlwind of ideas in his own mind. “I … If that’s what you want to try I don’t have any say in the matter KP it is your body but it won’t make me leave you or anything if that’s what you’re afraid of.”

“Well actually I was kinda wondering if you might want to give something a try as well.” Kim became if anything even more nervous as she got to this part of her idea, she had no way to know if Ron would be cool with it or even if he would be interested because it meant some radical alterations and he had always seemed content with everything he had.

Again and much to his surprise Ron actually got what she was hinting at without her having to say it specifically. He also surprised himself by actually stopping and thinking about it before saying anything as he might otherwise have done. The idea, if he was right, actually interested him and he was curious. “I think … yeah actually I guess I might be interested in giving that a go as long as you’re ok with it and all, if you’re thinking what I think you’re thinking.”

“That we talk to someone we know and see if we can make some … alterations?” Kim confirmed by way of a question and a nod. “I think I can offer her some incentives that will get her to be honest and not screw us over but … I wanted to talk with you about it and see what you think and if you would be interested in giving things a try like that again … only this time without having to worry about some of the problems that might come from a body switch.”

Ron thought about what Kim was saying and wondered if she was talking about the scariest of their villainous enemies short of Shego herself and figured she probably was, still she had him curious now. “So when would you want to try?

                                                                                                                        

Kim all but jumped off her bed and darted over to her boyfriend hugging him tight as they kind of spilled off the beanbag chair. After a few serious kisses and another tight hug, Kim collected herself and snuggled into Ron’s lap, her arms still draped around him. “Tomorrow sound good?” She asked as she curled up against him.

Ron smiled and thought about it a bit before pulling Kim tighter against him, “Sounds good to me Kim, I hope the parents can deal with it but if mom and dad can’t I’m sure we can find a place to hang where we won’t be judged or anything.” He wasn’t sure how his parents would react to this especially if he decided to keep things permanent after spending time the way he planned but he didn’t care too terribly much considering how inconsiderate and thoughtless they had been in their treatment of him over the years. He loved them and all but his concern wasn’t really what they thought about him, his only concern was Kim and what she thought.

Kim smiled happily as she took in what he was saying but she didn’t want to alienate Ron from his family more than they had already done so she made an off hand suggestion that might actually work. “Well … we could see about getting the Camille package…”

Ron smirked as he thought about the suggestion and realized he could use it to tease Kim with big-time, he also realized he might get killed if the suggestion he was about to make ever reached the persons ears because he was fairly certain he had truly insulted her but he hadn’t meant to he was just panicking over possibly losing Kim at the time. “Hmmm I bet you probably just want me to go green and dark haired at least once don’t you?”

Kim scoffed and thought to try to deny the accusation she felt was hidden in his words but she couldn’t because she had been thinking about Shego and how the green villainess would react if she found out what they were going to try. Instead, she settled for throwing back a shot at Ron though she made it as teasing, as she knew he had really meant to be. “Well if you’d like I could probably go blue and scare-faced for you … if you’d like.”

“Naaa … lesbian remember?” Ron countered with a laugh, even as a girl he preferred other girls so he figured that made him clearly a lesbian but he had to admit he would have to make some exceptions if Kim got the alterations it sounded like she was wanting to try. “Although for you I could make a concession or two. I mean you were totally hot in that tux back at the Ball and everything.”

Kim just smiled happily as she curled up close to him and began another kiss this time deeper than she had done so far that day, she was thrilled at the prospect of the experiment they would be trying and from what she could tell so was Ron. She couldn’t wait.

Ann sat down in the kitchen with a dazed and somewhat worried expression on her face, she had been upstairs and ready to tell Kim and Ron that breakfast was ready but when she got to the door she heard a smidge of their conversation, she caught mention of the time they had swapped bodies. She thought it was something impossible at the time but over the years, she had seen so many things thanks to her daughter that blew out the limits of what was possible that she accepted they had switched bodies.

Now Ann C. Possible was an understanding and loving parent with a very open mind, in point of fact when Shego had stayed over for those few weeks and was going by the name Ms. Go she had cornered Kim and asked her if there was something going on with the two of them and if Ron was in on it. She explained that she wasn’t upset and could accept her daughter being gay or bi and she could even accept if Kim wanted to be in a polygamous relationship. She knew that a lot of the conventions so called moral people lived by were hypocritical and in many cases just dead wrong but what she had heard upstairs just now was taking everything she had to avoid freaking out over.

Still, she knew that Kim wouldn’t give up on this idea if she had thought about it as much as it sounded like she had and with all of the people Kim knew from her world saving exploits it was entirely possible she could pull it off. Ann felt her world turn on its ear as she realized she would have to explain things to James and she knew that was going to be something of a problem especially since he could be stubborn to a fault when it came to Kim. She also knew that according to the law Kim was an adult now: if they reacted wrong, Kim could be out the door and never coming back and it would be entirely their fault. “This is SO the Drama.” She muttered to herself as she gave herself a mental shakedown and stood to go announce breakfast was done before it got too cold.