MST of Kigo and then some

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MST of Kim Possible: Kigo and then some!
By, Clayton Overstreet... uh... I mean Anonymous. (The gods know I don't want my name on this thing.)

MSTers
Kim
Ron
Shego
Drakken

Drakken: Oh gods, not this again
Kim: Clayton couldn't get anyone to volunteer a fic, so he did this
Ron: Likes. So what are we reading today? I hope it's better than that one where I "died"
Shego: It's a sex fic. I read it before. It's really not that bad
Drakken: How could it not be bad?
Shego: You aren't in it

It had been over a two years since her husband's death and Mrs. Possible was still brooding.

Kim: My dad's dead?
Ron: You bastards!

It wasn't easy, since she was living all alone.

Kim: My mom's alone? Why does this guy hate my family?

Kim had spent a year in college before getting her own place, which was completely classified since she had become an official secret-operative of GJ.

Drakken: And yet, here the information is on public display

Jim and Tim were off at college after finishing off high school in a year. They were also working side jobs for GJ with Wade and Rufus (who had decided he wanted and deserved a better life for himself).

Kim: Tell me this isn't the sex part...
Shego: It's not

She sighed and picked up the picture and stared at his face. "Oh honey, I miss you so much." Mr. Possible had been killed when Dr. Drakken had attempted to steal some experimental rocket fuel without the aid of Shego and the two of them had been blown sky high.

Drakken: At least it's a dignified way to go

In that respect, the fuel had been a success. "It was so nice of those television people to return your head after it got caught on the Disney Channel satellite."

Shego: Or not

When she had heard she had rushed out of a surgery and had almost been sued because after her team finished stitching him up he had come back complaining of a pounding in his head and they had found her watch. He only backed off when he found out it was a Rolex.

Ron: The first Jewish joke I hear and I'm going monkey kung fu on their ass

Kim had felt guilty for not saving her father and had not even called home very often since then and when she did their conversations tended to trail off as if they had nothing to say to each other.

Kim: Well, asking 'Is there anything good on TV' would be a little rude...

Ron had been unable to cheer her up and after six months he had given up trying.

Shego: Quitter

When a message came from the Monkey Ninja temple asking his family to move in with them Kim didn't even try to stop him. Fortunately Ron's father was an actuary and could work anywhere.
The phone rang and she picked it up automatically. "Hello?"

Ron: Seven days...

"Hi mom, it's me," Kim said.
"Hi Kimmie-cub," Mrs. Possible said happily. "I was just thinking about you. How have you been?"
"Not good. My GJ psyche profile came in and they say I've been distracted lately. The truth is they're right. I just..." She stopped talking.
"It's okay Kim, you can tell me."
"Well I've really been throwing myself into the whole mission thing this last year and I haven't really had time to socialize much. I miss you and I miss dad and I'm sorry I haven't seen you in a long time."
Mrs. Possible smiled and wiped away a tear. "That's okay honey. We all deal with things in our own way."

Kim: Apparently I cut off all ties and put myself in dangerous situations

"Anyway I'm on leave for a month and if you want I was wondering if I could come visit. Unless you're too busy."

Drakken: I'm sure your mom would love to have you mooch off her for a month

"Oh, no! That would be great Kim. I left your room just the way you left it. A mess."
"Sorry," Kim said but she was smiling. Her mother could tell.

Ron: Video phone

"Then I guess I could be there tomorrow morning. If you're sure."
"I'm sure. I'll be waiting. I love you Kim."
"Love you too mom."

Kim: Why did I say it like that? Shego...
Shego: (Evil Grin)

Kim had been home a week and it was almost as if she hadn't left.

Drakken: Like she was some kind of cartoon character

For the first few days Kim and her mother had just enjoyed each other's company and then they started asking questions.

Kim: (Bad accent) You vill talk and you vill tell me everything! Where are Moose and Squirrel?

"So, you ever told me, how's work?" Kim asked.
Mrs. Possible shrugged. "You know how it is. Up to my wrists in gray matter.

Shego: (As Voltaire) It's not a matter if it isn't gray

One man had a hunk of rebar through his skull and survived. Unfortunately he worked at a scrap yard and got too close to the electromagnet."
Kim winced. "Nasty. And not too bright."
"Kim, rebar through his brain."
"Oh, right. My bad."
"So what have you been up to?"
Kim bit her lip. "Um, pretty much what I used to do here but now I'm under a government gag order not to talk about it.

Kim: I just talked to the food and drug people and mum's the word on what happened at Bueno Nacho
Ron: (Eating a taco) Huh?

And even though I am technically on leave, they did reserve the right to call me incase of world danger. Oh and I'm working as a cheerleader for the Dallas Cowboys. They hired me after I stopped DN Amy from turning them into cow-boys."

Drakken: Wasn't there a cartoon like that?

"Honestly, can't they just execute these people?" Mrs. Possible asked. "As a doctor I am against unnecessary death and suffering but for crying out loud!"

Shego: Hey!
Drakken: What do I care? I already got blown up. (As Ernest) I came... I saw... I got blowed up...

"Mom, it's not that easy. Most of the supervillains I fight haven't actually killed anyone because I keep stopping them. On top of that the justice system has a hard time defining appropriate punishment for moving continents and controlling the weather.

Ron: That's how I got off

Plus they get HenchCo lawyers to back them and some government agencies that want to use their technology for their own purposes. The only villain I've ever killed was Duff and that's because I accidentally hit one of his exploding golf balls with my laser lipstick."

Shego: Kimmie, who haven't you blown up?

"Well, at least Drakken is out of the picture," Mrs. Possible said.
"You'd think so, but it turns out he cloned himself. The clone is roughly one-eighth his size.

Drakken: I shall call him... nothing. I'm dead.

And that's not all. After Drakken died Shego claimed that Drakken had been controlling her the whole time. I got called into court and had to admit under oath that Drakken had come into contact with mind controlling technology which he even used on me a few times. I even had to admit that I had no proof she wasn't under mind control because apparently most of the money she got paid by Drakken had been converted into gold and buried around the world and she was acquitted before Wade could find out where. She had the whole ex-superhero credit an everyone knows they get brainwashed all the time."

Shego: Booyah!

"So she went back to crime?"
"Worse. She produced a television show about all our fights and sent me a royalty check along with an autographed copy of her new book 'Yes I did it and this is how it happened'."

Shego: That's low even for me...

Mrs. Possible decided not to mention that she watched the show and vowed just to set the Tivo to record until Kim left. Oh, and to hide the book. "That's awful sweetheart. Um, have you seen any of your other friends? What happened to that Bonnie girl and the cheer squad?"

Kim: (Crosses fingers) Debtor's Prison...

"I was never friends with Bonnie mom. Besides, she's a major supervillain now. Half the squad joined up with her and the other half..." Kim shuddered. "It was horrible what she did to them."

Ron: Slideshow

"What? What did she do?"
"She organized a bake sale. The girls all helped out. Then Bonnie took her groupies and they locked them in the gym with the snacks for the entire summer." Kim looked away. "When they were let out they'd put on a hundred pounds each... and three of the girls were missing."

Drakken: Huh, a sex fic where someone got de-boned

"But you said they were all trapped... oh."

Shego: The taste varied from cheerleader to cheerleader

"Good thing there was a water fountain and a bathroom, but that was the only saving grace. Now they're working at Midas's spa as masseuses.

Ron: Donner! I'm looking for the Donner party? Your rubdown is ready! We have a choice of massage sauce... oils. BBQ or Teriyaki style

Since then Bonnie's Bitches have upgraded themselves with cybernetic enhancements and taken over half the fashion industry with strong-arm tactics, brainwashing, blackmail, and cyber-models. If GJ wasn't helping Monique at Club banana they would have a complete monopoly."

Shego: And I'm not working for them because...

"I know Bonnie was rich but how can she possibly afford..."
"She married Senor Senior Senior."

Drakken: With Anna Nicole dead I guess they had an opening.

"You mean Junior?"

All: Hahahahahahahah!

"No. Everyone just thinks she married Junior because she stole some of DN Amy's stuff and made him young again... then, once he was a teenager again, took advantage of his new sex drive to turn him into her slave. She also made her sisters and mother into her first robots. If it weren't for me she might even own the whole world."
Mrs. Possible whistled. "She sounds competent. I'm surprised Shego isn't working for her."
"She tried, but Bonnie felt twenty one was over the hill.

Shego: WHAT!?!
Ron: Shego, when a woman reaches a certain age...
Kim: Ron... shut up now.

After that things got messy..."
"Are any of your other old enemies off the list?"
"Monkeyfist caught Simian flu and died," Kim said counting off. "Camille's face melted off and now she got a cybernetic replacement and works for Bonnie. DN Amy is still experimenting on herself. I don't like to say anything about a person's looks but couldn't that lady of genetically altered herself so she didn't need to wear a bag on her head?

Drakken and Ron: (As Kelso and Hyde) Burn!

Warmonga failed to destroy Earth and offered to be my slave for life when I beat the real Great Blue... don't ask.

Kim: Papa Smurf is going down!

Oh, and Motor Ed is currently in a Turkish Prison where they love his mullet."

Drakken: Uh oh, mother isn't going to like that.

Mrs. Possible hid her smile behind her fingers. "I see." Suddenly her cell phone beeped. "I have to take this. Hello? Yes? Okay, I'll be right there." She hung up.

Shego: That was my pimp...

"What's the sitch?"

Stitch: (Crawls in on the ceiling) Boojibu?
Kim: Get your own MST!

"Sorry Kim, I have to go. Someone inhaled a white powder that turned out to be powdered Swiss cheese puffs."

Ron: That reminds me, where's Rufus?
Kim: He can't talk so he doesn't have to do this

"It's okay mom. I'll go hang out at the mall."
"Thanks sweetie." She ran outside and Kim heard her car peel out of the driveway.
Kim picked up her communicator and checked in with GJ. "Rufus, you there?"
"I am here Kim," the deep computerized voice said. "Did you ever thank your mother for helping to install my mind in the GJ mainframe AI?"

Kim: Igor, I told you to bring me a human brain!

"Yes, and she was happy to do it. I just thought I would check in to see if any of you needed me."
"Not at the moment. All is well."
"Okay. I'll be at the mall if you need me." She hung up and grabbed her keys.

Things had definitely changed at the Middleton mall. The food court was all mixed up, especially since "someone" had bought out Buenos Nacho and replaced it with the Monkey Ninja Naco Emporium. "A free monkey ninja action figure with every purchase."

Ron: It's... no... beautiful...

They even had Tai Quan Pekwa grip. Hanna's face was used as the mascot for the jungle gym.

All: Aw...

Kim sighed and shook her head. She was really happy for Ron, but when they had broken up it hadn't ended well. Everyone thought it was because of her father, but the truth was there had been problems from the beginning. Ron had a huge ego and being Kim's sidekick and boyfriend had been a huge conflict for him. He wanted to look cool and she kept showing him up without even trying. Which was for him the worst part. Right from the start he never thought he was good enough for her.

Shego: (hugs Kim) He was right

They had made great friends and partners in fighting crime, but they knew each other too well and were too different to date. She liked salads and he liked greasy fast food. She shopped for designer merchandise and he bought out of the bargain bin. She was competent...

Ron: Okay, that is a grossly unfair accuracy!

"Okay Kim," she said as she sucked down her soda. "That was mean." And boy hadn't gotten mean. He'd seen right through her using her dad's death as an excuse to push away from him.

Drakken: Today on Oprah...

Ron tried to keep the relationship together. They'd gone to the same college and both joined GJ, but when he was asked to come to the ninja academy and learn from sensei she had flat out refused to go with him, just like he had expected. "In the end he had one destiny and I had another." On the other hand she wasn't the one who fainted the first and only time they'd seen each other naked.

Ron: Hey!
Kim: Ron...
Ron: What?
Kim: (Pulls up her shirt)
Ron: (Faints)
Clayton: Oh no you don't! (Slips a shock collar on him so he can't faint)
Ron: Damn your eyes!

Shaking off her thoughts she got up and threw her cup in the trash before heading into the mall proper. Monique had always told her, "Girl, always eat before you go shopping and wait to use the bathroom until you get home. That way you don't feel rushed until you've been at it for a while."
Naturally she hit Club Banana first and picked out seven new outfits. Then she went for jewelry, makeup, and some sports equipment. It was the off-season but her fellow cheerleaders kept in shape and so did she. Funnily enough nobody seemed to recognize her even though there was a picture of her squad on the wall in a pyramid with her at the top.

Kim: I just can't stand the spot light...
Shego: (Reading a magazine with Kim on the cover) Uh huh...

She was about to leave when she caught sight of a new lingerie shop. She had never been in one before, but then again she wasn't getting a nice fat secret agent salary or had her own apartment before either. And it might be fun to try a few on.
Inside she walked up to the woman behind the counter and was about to ask for her advice when she said, "The petite section is over there, miss." Kim glowered at her and grumbled as she walked over to where the woman had indicated. So much for this being fun. Now it was just embarrassing.

Ron: At least it's not just me
Kim: Some friend you are
Shego: I suggest you wear silk. Huns used to wear it so they could pull arrowhead out easier when it got caught in their skin
Kim: Why... (Shego touches her nipple and a drop of blood comes off her finger) Oh, right.

In the end she bought a few things and then left without so much as talking to the woman. Her arms were loaded down with brand name bags so instead of taking the escalator she went to the elevator and hit the button with her elbow.

Drakken: What's green and black and green and black and green and black?
Ron: I don't know, what?
Drakken: Shego rolling down an up escalator
Shego: (Blasts him almost taking off his head)

As she waited for it to lower under her breath she sang along with the elevator music, "Call me beep me..."
Stepping out of the elevator she immediately headed for the exit when a voice behind her said, "Princess? Is that you?"

Kim: Shrek?

Eyes wide with shock Kim spun around and saw Shego sitting behind a table inside a bookstore with copies of her book stacked around her and a long line waiting for her to sign it. She wore a tight green shirt and black khakis. Standing up Shego flipped over the table and landed in front of Kim

Shego: I summon the Dragon-Zord!

who had already set her stuff down and was in attack position.
"Whoa Kimmie," Shego said, holding up her hands which were not glowing. "I just wanted to talk."
"Excuse me for being a little suspicious of someone who tried to kill me and then used me to lie her way out of prison."

Shego: (Snickers) That was funny

"Double jeopardy is a wonderful law.

Ron: (As Trebeck) This is Kigo
Kim: Kim and Shego sex
Ron: I'm sorry; it's a type of tree

I've got plans next month to go golfing with an ex-football star who feels the same way."

Drakken: She's a lesbian. We get it. Enough golf jokes!

Shego put a hand to her hip and cocked her leg. "Anyway I saved your life a few times too cupcake. And it's not like I ever managed to beat you.

Shego: Clayton saved the beatings for the bondage Bonnie fic

You know I still have scars on my ass from when you through me into the lightning rod."

Shego: Yeah, that's what they're from...

"And I still have scars on my wrists from rope burns," Kim said.

Ron, Drakken, and Shego: (look at Kim)
Kim: (Smirks)

In the store a girl with a nametag was pretending to straighten books as she whispered to a co-worker, "I told you they liked each other. Wait until they hear about this on the KPSlash forum."
Kim and Shego were out of earshot so their conversation continued. Shego said, "Look, I'm willing to concede defeat. I'm rich, famous, and I don't have to put up with Drakken or his pintsized clone anymore." She stopped.

Drakken: I'm flashing back to Clayton's Kim Powers fic

"Uh, sorry about your dad."
"Sure you are," Kim growled.
"I am. Hey, when I was doing a job I never killed anyone did I?

Ron: (pulls up his short showing a huge laser burn and glares at her)

I may have been a bad guy but I never killed anyone I was stealing from."
"True," Kim admitted. "You just tried to kill me."
"It's not like I ever went looking to hunt you down," Shego said.

Drakken: I did that

"I just stole what I was paid to steal and attacked who I was paid to attack. So, bygones?" She extended her hand.
"Okay, I'll give it a shot.

Ron: (holds up a shotgun) This is my boom stick!

But if you think I'm shaking that you're nuts."

Kim: I know where it's been

Shego chuckled. "Fair enough. Hey, I'm in town for the next week. Think you and I can get together sometime and swap

All: (Snicker)

war stories?"
"So you can write another book or make them into a movie?"
"Kim Possible: So The Drama," Shego said holding her fingers into a square and looking through them at Kim. "There's a flop if I ever heard it. But hey, maybe I can talk you into co-writing the next book. It could be fun."

Drakken: Not much for subtlety are you?
ShegO: When you've got it, flaunt it

"Fine, we'll talk. But I warn you I'm coming armed."

(Between Kim's legs there's a loud click of a gun)

"Then I'll knock you out and strip you down to..." Shego reached down and peeked into the lingerie bag Kim had bought. "Oh, that's cute."
Kim blushed and snatched her things away. "Leave that alone, please and thank you."
Shego grinned and said, "You're cute when you're angry. Those red cheeks really go well with your eyes."
"Shego..."
She held up her hands. "Okay, fine, I surrender." She grinned. "Bet that brings back memories."
Deciding not to take the bait Kim said, "I'm free for lunch tomorrow. My mom will probably be at work. They just got some idiot coke head in

Ron: You got real cynical

and she'll probably be gone a few days. Do you remember where I live?"
"Lady, I had blueprints," Shego said. "I'm sure I'll find it."
"Just ring the doorbell and wait. You do not want to see the security system the tweebs installed for mom."
"How bad could it be?"
"Do the words 'Black hole generator' mean anything to you? They adapted the transdimensional vortex inducer."

Drakken: Really?
Shego: (Grips his shoulder until he winces in pain) No

"Eep! Okay, I'll just ring the bell. Well, I have to get back to my book signing and..." suddenly she shot a green blast at the floor by one girl's feet. "One to a customer I said!"

Shego was just about to ring the bell when Kim ran out and past her. "Sorry, have to miss our lunch. Important call."
Without missing a step Shego ran behind her. "What call?"
"Bonnie just hijacked a huge laser drill from Dr. Dementor's private stash of phallic doomsday weapons

Kim: He always did over compensate

and now she's trying to use it to change the faces on Mount Rushmore to look like hers."
"Oh, this I have to see. You got a spare seat?"

Shego: Would you do it in the car, would you do it at the bar?
Kim: I do so like green legs and ass...
Drakken: I knew it was a mistake to make Shego play the Grinch in the lair's Christmas play.

Kim stopped and stared at her. "What, seriously?"
"Sure. I haven't got anything else planned today. Besides you promised me a talk and it'll take a while before we get there."
"Half hour with the tweebs' adjustments. You won't try taking the weapon?"
"Lasers?" She held up a glowing hand. "I don't need any stinking lasers."
"Fine, I don't have time to argue. The local authorities are holding her off but she'll be in position to start in less than forty minutes."
They got in and Kim started the engine. Seconds later the car had transformed and they were flying through the air at mach 3.

Kim: Where we're going we don't need... roads.

Shego whistled. "Not bad. While we're at it we're not going to have to travel back to the old west to meet our ancestors are we?"

Shego: Not again

"No, we don't let the tweebs time travel anymore since they went back and clued that Thomas Edison guy into all of Leo Frankfurt's best inventions."
"Leo who?"
"Exactly." Shego looked at her and saw Kim grinning. "That wasn't funny."
"Yes it was."
They arrived at Mount Rushmore and down below they saw several dozen police officers handcuffed to their vehicles and being watched over by very shiny supermodels.

Ron: Maybe I shouldn't have quit the team...
Drakken: They're going to be telling this story for years!

Even from where they flew they could hear the whine of the huge laser as it charged up and the hydraulics aimed it at the mountain.
"I so hate her," Shego said. "You know she told me I was too old to work with her?"
"Please. You're only two years older than her. She was just jealous," Kim said. "Just be glad you didn't have to share the cheerleading squad with her."

All: (Smirk)
Kim: That was a very dirty thought

"Uh oh," Shego said. "They're pointing up here."
"So? They can't fly..." Suddenly jetpacks emerged from four of the cyborgs' backs. "Until now. Hang on." Jerking the controls suddenly she swerved just in time to avoid three of them as they flew into the spot she had been in a second before. The fourth managed to hit the wing and sent them into a dive. Kim hit the eject button. Parachute packs wrapped around Kim and Shego's shoulders and then the top popped open and they were flung into the air along with two sky boards.

Shego: Wait! It might be dangerous! (pushes Kim) You go first.

Kim grabbed her board and swung just in time to clip Tara across the face and send her tumbling down to the ground where she made a crater.

Ron: (As Tara) I'll be back!
Drakken: And I'll be Beethoven.

Meanwhile Shego took down two of the others with blasts into their packs. Kim was impressed, but suddenly the fourth got a grip on her from behind.

Kim: Shego!

"Hey Kim, long time no see."
"Ashley," Kim choked out. "Finally learned your moves I see." Things started to go black around the edges.
"A few illegal modifications do wonders for a girl. You should have tried it."
"Didn't need them." Twisting she slipped one foot around bringing the board around and jamming it into the jet intake on Ashley's pack. The cyborg released her grip automatically just before it exploded and sent her hurtling into the distance.

All: Looks like we're blasting off again!

Kim pulled her ripcord and jerked up as her chute caught. "Obviously you did."
Next to her Shego whistled. "Not bad princess."
"No big," Kim said. Looking down they saw a dozen more of them waiting on the ground. "That however, could be a problem. Bonnie merged her people with Drakken's Beebees. They're a huge pain in the ass. Think you can take them?"

Shego: (Opens her mouth, then stops) Too easy

"Try and keep up girly."
Shego was as good as her word. In sync

Kim and Shego: We dress like interior designers, we sing like a bunch of girly whiners, but our agent says we gotta say, we swear we're not gay...
Shego: I swear we're not gay...
Ron: That's the Backstreet Boys
Drakken: How do you know that?

the two of them pulled the release on their packs and dropped the remaining ten feet to the ground into perfect rolls, each coming up and kicking a cyber-model in the face and knocking them for a loop. Together they waded into battle that would break several movie copyright laws to describe. Eventually back-to-back and surrounded on all sides by twitching sparking cyborgs they took a deep breath of relief.
"Whew, not bad," Shego said. "Uh, where's Bonnie?"
"Over here," Bonnie called out.

Drakken: We are Microsoft. Resistance is Futile. You will be assimilated.

They both turned and saw that the laser was now aimed directly at them and fully charged. "Say cheese! Because you're about to melt like it!" She hit the firing button.
Kim's heart was in her throat when the huge ruby light was blocked by an emerald one. Shego looked over her shoulder and said, "What are you waiting for Kimmie? I can't hold this thing forever."
"Oh, right," said Kim. She ran forward to the weapons platform that Bonnie occupied.
Bonnie cursed and balled her hands into fists. "You are such a pain in the ass."
"No, I just make you feel inferior. Largely because you are."
"I'm going to enjoy this," Bonnie said. She bent down and ripped a piece of sheet metal from the floor she stood on and folded it into a knife. "Let's see if you'd still make prom queen after I cut off your face and mount it on my wall." She lunged forward and Kim barely managed to dodge it.
"You never could get a decent routine," Kim said. Grabbing Bonnie's arm she swung on it like a gymnast and landed on Bonnie's shoulders. "Look, you're on the bottom of the pyramid again."

Shego: Kim likes to be on top

Kim barely managed to jump before Bonnie's weapon came up.

Ron: She's a man! I knew it!

When she landed again her left leg collapsed under her and she saw a line of blood dripping down her own leg.
"You know, arterial red is just your color," Bonnie said. "In fact, I think we'll try spreading it out a bit." She raised her weapon again.
"Hey Bonnie, you have a crows foot," a voice said behind her.
"What? Where?" Kim briefly forgotten Bonnie turned and looked at her reflection in one of the laser's consoles. "I don't see... wait a minute. I can't get wrinkles any more."
Shego grabbed Bonnie by the back of her head. "Next time, invest in a new brain moron."

Igor: Hers was labeled "Abby normal". I'm almost sure of it.
Kim: you know my mom's a surgeon. I'm sure she could do something about that scar.
Drakken: What scar?

She slammed Bonnie's head through the console repeatedly. "Over the hill my ass."
"Warning, self destruct in thirty seconds," a voice said from the laser.
Dropping Bonnie Shego walked over to Kim. "Nobody kills you but me. And speaking of which..." She grinned broadly.
Kim looked up at Shego. "Oh no."

Back at Kim's place she drank some tea while her mother stitched up her leg. Glaring at Shego she said, "That wasn't funny."
"Yes it was," Shego said.
Mrs. Possible said, "You did an amazing job of cauterizing Kim's wounds Shego."
"Practice makes perfect," she said. "Your daughter almost pissed herself when she thought I was going to kill her."

Ron: It's not that kind of fic, is it?

"So you've said."

Kim: Obsessing...

"Yeah like three times. Can we drop it now?"
"Sure. I'll let you two talk. See you for lunch tomorrow?"
Kim looked at her mom. Mrs. Possible said, "I'm still busy."
"Then I guess I'm free. See you then Shego."
Once Shego was gone Mrs. Possible said, "You know I always worry about you and things like this are why."
"It's got to be done mom and you know usually I'm the only one who can do it."

Kim: (In her cheerleader outfit) In every generation there is a chosen one, one who can fight the...
Ron: Ix-nay! We'll get sued!

"I know," Mrs. Possible admitted. "But I still worry. I don't want to lose you kids like I did your father."

All: (Share a look)
Kim: Mom, I can pretty much promise that won't happen

"You won't mom. We'll make sure of that. But we can't let anyone else lose people either if we can stop it."
"And I'm very proud of you Kim," she said.
"Hey, um, you want to help me try on some of the clothes I bought yesterday? I was going to do it myself but I'm still a little wobbly on my leg. I could use the hand."
"Sure honey. It'll be fun."

Kim: (Covers her eyes) Crap

They went upstairs and got Kim's clothes before heading to Mrs. Possible's room where there were more mirrors and a wardrobe. Kim laid them all out on the bed and then began undressing while her mother looked them over. "So, how did the surgery go?"
"He's fine, though he claims everything smells like cheese and he can't get the song 'Somewhere over the rainbow' out of his head. He's requested a lobotomy."
"I don't blame him," Kim said. She was completely nude now and stretching out.

Drakken: When did you get a tattoo?

"What a day." Looking down she stared at her breasts. "You know, I wouldn't have minded getting dad's hair if it meant I wouldn't have to put up with the ice cream cone twins. Look at these things! One day I swear I'm going to put someone's eyes out."

Ron: Speaking of which, how exactly did you first meet the director of Global Justice?

Mrs. Possible giggled. "What did Ron think of them?"
"I don't know. He passed out before I could ask."
"What? You mean you two never..."

Kim: We were on Disney. What do you think?

Kim sighed. "No mom. In fact the only guy I ever did it with was Josh and it really wasn't good. We both agreed not to talk about it." She flicked a nipple with her finger.

Shego: Instant manicure

"Why couldn't I get breasts like yours?"
"What, old and saggy?"
Kim snorted. "Please. You look like you're twenty-six.

Drakken: Well she was like twenty years younger than your dad

It's just you don't put yourself out there and you always dress in your work clothes. Don't you have anything that you don't bust out on holidays?"

Shego: I don't know. I kinda like playing doctor.

"Well, a few things. I haven't really worn them in a long time."
"Well bring them out. Come on, it'll be fun."
Kim's mother nodded and headed into the wardrobe. She came out a moment later carrying a pile of clothes that she sat on the bed and then began to strip. "I haven't really tried on clothes with anyone in a long time."
"Hey, it's not my fault I'm like a foot shorter than you," Kim said. "Hey, I have an idea. Before we get dressed come over here by the mirror."
Mrs. Possible did and Kim got on the bed behind her and slipped her arms under her mother's armpits and put her head over her shoulder. "I just wanted to see what I'd look like." Moving her hands up she cupped her mother's breasts and lifted them up. "What are you a C or a D?"
Blushing she said, "A um... a C." She could feel Kim's breasts pressing into her back and it was uncomfortably comfortable.

Ron: (Faints, but is jolted awake by the collar) Ah!

Kim moved her hands to her mother's hips.

Shego: you could bounce a quarter off those things
Kim: Her hips?
Shego: Sure, let's go with that.

"It's so unfair! The tweebs are like almost seven feet tall. Why did I have to be the midget in the family?"
"Here Kim, let me take the back now. See what I'd look like if I was young again." They switched places and Mrs. Possible looked at herself. "I don't know what you're talking about honey. I still think I look old."
Kim cocked her hip and her back brushed her mother's nipples. "Gee, thanks. Barrow my body and say you look old. Moving away she looked over her shoulder. "Way to bolster your kid's self esteem."
"Sorry honey. Here, let's stop finding flaws and try some of this stuff on."
Taking turns they tried on dresses, blouses, sweaters, and underwear. Kim saved her lingerie until the end and first tried on a sky blue silk lace bra and panties. On her suggestion Mrs. Possible brought out her own collection, which was mostly green and see through.

Shego: I'll have to barrow some of that

"Honey you look great."
"So do you mom. Seriously if you went out you'd have guys crawling all over you."

Drakken: Guys... your daughter...whatever.

They suddenly stopped and blushed. Mrs. Possible said, "I'm sorry honey. I guess it's been so long since your dad died. Nobody has complimented me like that in a long time."

Ron: So you're going to jump your daughter?

"You think you've got it bad? At least you've had sex you've enjoyed." Kim looked at herself in the mirror and sighed. "The only guys I meet are secret agents who think they're so good looking and cool that they can have anyone they want.

Kim: And our universe's version of Triple X is an eighty year old man.

I just can't seem to find a man I like, you know?"

All: (Cough... cough... cough)

Mrs. Possible looked away. "Um, honey, I was meaning to ask you about that. I know your dad was always touchy about girl stuff and we never talked much. But keep in mind I am a doctor and I'll be very clinical about this and I promise complete confidentiality. With you dating Ron I didn't want to bring this up, but with what you told me I think maybe I should."
"What mom?"

Drakken: Yes, do go on.

Walking back to her closet she brought out a stack of photo albums and motioned for Kim to come sit on the bed with her. "I don't want you to get upset, but we need to talk. Here, let's look at some of the things you did in high school."
Confused Kim said, "Uh, sure mom."

Kim: (As Willow) Why do you keep saying my name?
Shego: (As Buffy) What do you mean Will? Everything's fine Will.
Kim: Are you freaking?

They opened up the first one. "Here you are when you were first on the cheerleading team. Remember, you were so good they made you top of the pyramid right away."

Kim: I'm king of the world!

Kim nodded. "Yeah. Bonnie was so pissed she kept trying to ruin it until everyone threatened to kick her off the team."
"Yeah and you were so excited.

Ron: I just can't hide it
Drakken: She's about to lose control and I think I like it

Every time you had cheerleading practice you got ready early and if we couldn't take you you'd ride your bike at full speed to get there.

Shego: (Holds up a picture of the moon)
Kim: (Poses in front of it on a bike like she's flying)

It was so cute and you kept at it until you were in charge. And then you started making up all those other routines where you got to work with all the girls."

Kim: Okay, first thing! Lose the bras!

"Well yeah mom. It wouldn't be fair if everyone couldn't participate. Even Bonnie."
"Yeah... uh Kim. You know you're better than most people at the acrobatic stuff."
"You think?"

All: (Flashback to Kim and the bit with the laser grid)

"Right. So why did you set up these cheerleaders of yours so that this happened about a dozen times." She pointed to one of many pictures of Kim and the squad having fallen into a large pile on the gym floor. "Think about it. What high school cheerleading squad does things like that? You worked those poor girls almost to death."

Kim: In my defense they turned on me and tried to take over the world

"It's no harder than what Bonnie asked me to do on my try outs. Besides, they needed to keep in shape. Fat cheerleaders just don't work."
"Why not?"
"It doesn't look right. Cheerleaders are supposed to be thin and good looking."
"Yeah, I remember. You did an awful lot of research." She flipped until she found pictures of Kim's old room. "See all the posters you used to have of cheerleading squads from professional teams?"
"So?" Kim shook her head.

Shego: Technically the Centerfolds are pushing it a bit
Ron: Why do you think I always wanted to hang out in your room?

"Mom, I'm more confused than when I heard GJ's plan to use Rufus' DNA to breed evolved mole rats for combat and cookie baking purposes."
Mrs. Possible sighed. "Let me see here. Kim, look at these pictures?"

Drakken: That was a question?

Kim did. "It's a bunch of pictures of me fighting with Shego. How'd you... oh, Wade, right?" Mrs. Possible nodded. "So, what am I looking at?"
"You're pinning her, throwing her through the air and wrestling with her in mud." Mrs. Possible picked up another album.

Shego: Your mom seems to have done an awful lot of research herself

"And here you are with Ron. Little kisses on the lips, lots of them on the cheek and a few hugs. You gave better hugs to your friend Monique... and Ron's friend Yori... and your cousin...

Kim: Larry?
Ron: I think she means Joss

and the cheerleaders after practice."
"Okay, I'm a little creeped out by the completeness of these albums, but what's your point mom?"
"Kim, did you maybe use Ron's fainting as an excuse to not try with him again? Because I have some experience with teenage boys and I can pretty much guarantee he would have gotten over that."

Ron: With a little therapy and some electro shock. Just ask Yori

"Maybe. I mean Ron and I were friends from kindergarten and..."
"And except for the time you got that emotion controlling chip on your neck you didn't think of dating him until your senior year in high school? And even then you didn't do that until he'd already saved your life and your date for the junior prom melted."

Ron: And I was okay with that

"Mom, it was Ron. He was always my friend and sidekick. I don't like to say bad things about him, but you have to admit he wasn't nearly as good as I was."
"Who was?"
"Well Shego sometimes but... what? Why are you looking at me like that?"
"In medical school I knew this one girl and she used to go out with a different guy every week... and then she got caught making out with one of the nurses. A female nurse."
Kim's jaw dropped. "You think I'm gay?"

Shego: You think the sky is blue?
Drakken: You think fire is hot?
Ron: You think DN Amy is ugly?
Kim: Yeah, yeah.

"Honey, it's not important what I think. What do you think?"
"Mom I'm not... I've never..."

Kim: I'm a horrible liar

She got up and walked to the door. "I'm going to bed. You know, I don't need this mom. I came here to get away from my problems. Not to have you trying to fit me into new ones." She slammed the door behind her.

Shego: That wasn't a 'no'!

The next morning neither Kim nor her mother spoke about what had happened. They spoke cheerfully and ate breakfast and systematically avoided looking at each other. Mrs. Possible had bundled all of Kim's things up and left them outside her door.

Drakken: Get out and stay out

They were now stowed away back in their bags.

Ron: (Holds up Rufus) How did this get intoyour bag?

At around eleven there was a knock on the door and Shego was there. This time she was in a green t-shirt and tight black leather pants. When Kim opened the door she shoved a helmet into Kim's belly and said, "Come on Kimmie. I'm starving."

Kim: (Blinks at Shego) What do you want to eat?
Shego: (Growls in her throat)

"Uh, sure. Mom, I'm going to lunch with Shego."
"If you don't contact me by tomorrow I'll call in a strike team," he mother called back.

Ron: "By tomorrow"? Even her mom can see what's coming

Kim followed Shego outside and saw a green and black motorcycle waiting for them. Shego grinned over her shoulder and said, "Of course if you don't mind I'd like to make a quick stop off on the way and Kill Bill." Kim snorted and walked over. Shego put on her own helmet and got on the bike. Starting the engine she revved it a couple of times and then glanced at Kim. "Well? Get on."
"Uh..." Kim said and glanced back at her house. Mentally she kicked herself. Stop it Kim. Mom is totally wrong about this. "Yeah, I'm co..." She choked and put on the helmet. Gingerly she got on behind Shego.

Shego: And Mary-Annly I took off

"Hold on tight princess," Shego said.
"Shego about these pet names you keep calling me- Whoa!" The bike shot forward and Kim automatically put her hands around Shego's waste. She almost immediately let go, but Shego made a sharp turn and she decided against it. I'm just being paranoid. Shego's my worst enemy. True we're going to lunch, but I'm just holding on to her so I don't fall off.
The trip took longer than Kim thought. Shego apparently decided she wanted to eat in Upperton and it took almost forty minutes. When the bike finally stopped Kim was spaced out, thinking about what her mother had said. Obviously she's just taking random events and concocting some weird fantasy. Like those nerds on the Internet who always seem to think some character is gay when they're clearly not.

All: (Refuse to look at each other)

They scour the Internet for hours for anything to support their weird theories. And so what if mom has a genius level IQ? She's totally wrong about...
"Yo, Kimmie. We're there. Hello? You can let go now." Shego said mockingly.
Kim realized that her face was still pressed into Shego's back and that her body was warm from where she was holding on. Startled she let go and almost fell onto the street. "Sorry. I wasn't expecting such a long ride."
"Hey, it's not Rushmore but I do what I can." She waved a hand and Kim looked.
"Pierre's? This place costs a fortune. I mean chicken legs here cost something like twenty dollars."
Shego shrugged. "I'm rich cupcake. I can eat where I want. You should see some of the places I go. There's this one bistro in Monaco that does things with steak that's practically a sexual experience... what? Did I say something wrong? You're blushing."
"No, I'm fine," said Kim quickly. "I was just wondering if you wanted me to pay for my own food or just split the bill?"

Shego: I thought we were going to kill Bill

"I'll pick up the tab," Shego said. "Come on. If we're more than five minutes late they'll cancel my reservations."
Kim followed her inside. It was lunchtime so nobody was dressed up. Still being inside made Kim feel self-conscious. Shego gave the host her name and they were led to a table and given a couple of menus.
"Wow," Kim said, staring at the small menu. "I've known people who didn't make this much in a month."
"Stop worrying about it and just order anything." Shego waved a water over. "I'll have a Caesar salad to start and then some steak tartar and a glass of Chianti."

Drakken: (In a hockey mask) And some fava beans...

The waited glanced at Kim who said, "I'm not sure..."
Shego sighed and said, "The lady will have a chicken salad, some shrimp, and what I'm drinking. Just bring two glasses and the bottle."
"Very good miss. I just need to see some ID."
Pulling out her driver's license she flashed it at him. He nodded and without even glancing at Kim turned to go get their order. Kim leaned forward and hissed, "Shego, I'm too young to..."

Kim: Be in this fic

"Oh live a little girl scout." Shego smiled and shook her head.

Shego: I got kicked out of the girl scouts for eating a Brownie.

"You know, you haven't changed a bit. Honestly, the goody-goody act I can understand. I was a superhero once. But you need to lighten up. Not everything is black and white."

(Scene from Young Frankenstein where they sing "Putting on the Ritz")

"Says the woman who looks like she stepped out of a black and white movie."
Shego smiled and puckered her lips and a brief air kiss. "It was the pictures that got small." She blinked. "Whoa there princess. You almost jumped right out of your seat a second ago. What was that about?"
"Nothing," Kim said firmly.

Kim: Just my sexuality being questioned

"Oh come on. I know when people are lying. Come on Kimmie, you can tell me. Aside from friends and family there's nobody closer than an old enemy. Besides, if I told anyone you could just say I'm lying and they would believe you without a second thought."
Kim considered what Shego said. While she did the waiter returned with their food and she took the chance to fill her mouth. She and Shego spent the next twenty minutes eating in complete silence while violins played in the background. Eventually though they both ran out of food and Shego sat across from her waiting patiently and not showing any signs of getting up.

Drakken: Gotta pee... gotta pee... gotta pee...

The waiter cleared the table and they both just sat there looking at each other.
"Okay fine. But you have to promise not to laugh." She paused. "Oh, who am I kidding? You'll laugh anyway."
"Probably," Shego said.
"Last night my mom and I were trying on clothes. Checking ourselves out in the mirror and all that. Then we start talking and the next thing I know she's saying that she thinks I'm a lesbian."
"And?"

Ron: And monkeys flew from her butt

Kim's jaw dropped. "What do you mean 'and'?"
"What? You mean you're not?"
"Why would you think I was?"

All: (Bring out huge lists)

Shego grinned and refilled her and Kim's glasses. Kim didn't even realize she had drunken any.

Kim: I'm serfectly pober! (hiccups and ignores the pink elephants on parade)

How many times had she drained her glass while she was eating? "Kimmie, please. Every time you ever pinned me to the ground your eyes went straight for my chest. And boy did you hold me down a lot! If I had a nickel for every time your knee slammed up between my thighs... oh wait. I do."
"We were fighting!" Kim hissed angrily. "You were trying to kill me!"
"Right. Cause that would have done my career so much good. Kim how many times did I blast you?"
"I don't know. A few."
"And you've seen me blow through bank vaults. Get a clue girl! If Drakken ever actually took over the world I don't even want to think what he'd have done to me."

Drakken: Hey! Shego, I'm docking your pay! (Shego's hands glow) And now I'm giving you a raise!

"What? So you threw our fights?"
"No, but I did use non-lethal force when I could have. Anyway what are you so upset about? So you're gay. It's not that bad." Kim stared at her and Shego reached out and put her hand on Kim's.
Kim pulled back and stared at her. "What are you doing?"
Shego rolled her eyes. "I can't believe I lost to you if you're this clueless. Kim, I'm gay too. Well, bi at least."
"What? But you and Junior..." She saw Shego's look. "Okay, even I'm not that clueless in the gay-dar department. But come on."
"Think about it. I wouldn't say I've had a crush on you, but I have always thought you were pretty hot. Especially that time Drakken put that mind control chip on you and had me help you change into one of my spare costumes."

Drakken: A scene unaccountably left out of the series

Kim absently picked up her drink and sipped it. "Look, I'm not gay. And I don't believe you.

(A fairy falls down dead)
Shego: Junior?

You're screwing with me. Even if you are gay why would you be attracted to me? I'm short, skinny..." She hiccupped and looked down at her empty glass. "What's in this stuff?"

Shego: (Hides a bottle of pills)

"Princess, come on. You're totally in denial here."
"Then I'll be in denial!" Kim's voice rose and the few patrons and staff around turned to look at them. Standing up shakily Kim said, "I think we're done here. Take me home."
"Can't," Shego said. Holding up the empty bottle she added, "We're both way too drunk to ride back on that thing."
"Fine, then I'll check into a hotel, sleep it off, and take a cab home." Turning she stumbled but caught herself and headed for the door. Shego started to follow but remembered she needed to get her credit card back from the host. As a former thief she was understandably paranoid about that sort of thing.

Kim made it outside with minimal trouble and once she was able to focus her eyes she managed to locate a motel a block away from the restaurant. Trying her best not to wobble too bad she started walking towards it.
Shego came out, saw Kim, and ran after her, also having trouble with her motor skills but not nearly as much. Unlike Kim this wasn't the first time she had been drunk. "Kimmie wait up. I didn't mean to piss you off."

Ron: A lot of people in this fic are "pissed off".

"Well you did," Kim said. "And I'm not talking to you. And stop calling me pet names. Would you want me calling you Sheggie or Greenie or something?"
"Come on. I didn't know you had a problem with this. I mean, didn't you dump that sidekick of yours?"
"Ron and I split up for mutual reasons." They reached the motel and she turned and went inside. To the clerk she said, "I want a room."
"Of course. Would you like your friend to share one with you?"
"Friend?" Kim blinked and looked around until she saw Shego. "She's not my friend. She's evil."
"So will she be joining you?"

Drakken: A complete stranger gets it...

"No!"
"Yes!" Shego said. "I'm sorry. My friend's a little tipsy. Can't hold her liquor, the poor dear. She'd never even make it up to the room without my help."
"She's lying," Kim muttered, her eyes drooping. "Evil. Lying."
"I see," the counter clerk said. "And who is paying?"
"Me!" Kim said suddenly and pulled out her wallet. Three tries later she got her credit card out. The clerk took it and gave her a room key. "You're in room fourteen on the second floor. I'll hold onto the card until you're ready to check out."
"Whatever," Kim mumbled and began to slouch forward.
Shego dove and removed the key from Kim's hand and then slipped the girl's arm over her shoulder. "Upsy-daisy Kimmie. Just follow me." She began helping Kim lurch towards the stairs.
Kim glared blurrily at her. "You're green you know that? Green... green... green..." She faded off and soon Shego was carrying her.

Drakken: Nice backpack

Shego managed to make it to the room and using her teeth she was able to open the door while managing Kim's dead weight.

Shego: The show should have been mine

Kim was surprisingly heavy for such a thin girl. Probably because most of her body was lean muscle. Beneath Kim's sleeve it felt almost like rock. "Then again, I've seen her kick the heads off robots and living statues. I shouldn't be too surprised."
She lay Kim on the bed and stared down at her. Absently she brushed the hair away from Kim's face and smiled. "God you're beautiful." She leaned forward and brought her face less than an inch away from Kim's but she stopped. As she started to pull away Kim's eyes opened a crack.
"Oh, it's one of those dreams," Kim muttered. Before Shego could move Kim grabbed her head and leaned forward to plant a kiss on Shego's mouth. The former villain was too shocked to respond as Kim shoved her tongue into Shego's mouth. Then Kim's arms went limp and she passed out again and started snoring.
Shego blinked. "Whoa... talk about a repressed girl." She grinned and ran the tips of her fingers over her lips and then licked them. "Damn it Kimmie, if this were a few years ago I'd either kill you or take advantage of you in your sleep. Now..." She sighed. Taking off Kim's shoes she moved the girl into the bed. Then, her own head starting to spin, she crawled into the other side and soon sleep claimed her too.

Ron: Drunks in the moonlight

When Kim woke up she did so slowly. Her head was pounding and she didn't want to move. Something warm pressed against her. Reaching out she pulled it close and pushed into it. It took her a moment to wonder what it was. Soft and covered in fabric, but it felt different than her pillow. Slowly she opened her eyes. It was night and she was thankful for that. Even the lights shining in from the street seemed to slam into her eyes. Blinking in pain she got a good look at what she was holding.

Drakken: A severed horse's head!

Shego's eyes opened and she smiled down at Kim whose face was pressed against the front of her sweater. "Enjoy your nap?"
Kim jumped up and out of the bed. This was a mistake and she whimpered as pain shot through her head. "What did you do? Did you drug me? We didn't..." She stopped and stared. "Did we?"
Shego grinned and sat up. "No, we didn't. And I didn't drug you. You just can't drink."
"Your fault," Kim said. Then she winced at her own voice. "I want to die."
"You'll get over it," Shego said. Wincing she said, "But keep it down. My head hurts too you know."
"Your fault," she repeated. "You did this to me. Probably trying to seduce me or something. You said you were gay."
"No, I said I'm bi. You're the one stuck on this gay thing Kimmie." Grinning Shego patted the pillow next to her. "Come back to bed. You'll feel better in the morning."
"No way! You sleep on the floor."

Kim: Like a dog.
Shego: Woof

"No, I sleep in the bed. You can sleep on the floor if you want." Shego grinned.
"I'll take the bed Shego," Kim snarled. She was in pain and not happy and wanted to take it out on someone.
Shego stood up and moved to the center of the room. "Try it princess, but I'll just bet you've been fighting Bonnie-bots so long you're not up for a real challenge."
"Try me." Leaping forward Kim aimed a punch at Shego's head. Shego dodged and tried for a leg sweep but Kim leapt over it.
Back and forth it went, but neither of them were themselves. Soon enough the headache was gone, but they were both still far from completely sober and they knew each other's moves by heart. To an outside observer it looked like a pitched battle, especially as they crashed into furniture and threw things at one another.
Finally Shego got a grip on Kim's wrist and flipped her, but Kim managed to twist and get a hold on Shego's arm. Swinging over the green girl's head she landed on her feet behind her and twisted Shego's arm around her back. Pushing forward she pressed Shego into the wall. "Surrender?"
"Why? I haven't had this much fun in years." Shego yanked free and turned intending to knee Kim in the stomach, but Kim saw it coming and instinctively moved forward and pressed her body into Shego and grabbed her arms to prevent her from moving. "You know I could use my blasts, but this whole hotel room would probably go up and us with it."
"Then what are you going to do next?" Kim asked. "Come on, you have to give up."
"No, I've till got one move left." As quick as a snake she leaned forward and kissed Kim on the lips just like Kim had kissed her. "Mmm..."

All: (Smile)

Kim tried to pull back, but Shego tried to kick her again so she had to push back and that close she couldn't risk turning her head or taking her eyes off Shego. So instead she just had to stand there and take it.

Shego: (Rides Kim like a pony) Take it girl!

But Shego wasn't stopping. While Kim kept her mouth tightly shut Shego ran her tongue over Kim's lips and tried to push it in. When that didn't work she moved her head and began planting butterfly kisses along Kim's jaw and moving down her neck. Then she began nipping at her with the edges of her teeth. Shego was quite satisfied when this elicited a small groan from Kim.
"Sounds like someone's enjoying this." She muttered.
"No..." Kim gasped. Her breath was coming in sharp pants. "It's just a natural reaction. I... I hate you."
"That's not what your body is telling me. I can feel your heart beating." She grabbed Kim's ear in her teeth and tugged, allowing her tongue to play with the curves making Kim moan. Finally she let go and said, "You want me and you know it. Your nipples are sticking into my breasts Kimmie. They're so hard it has to hurt."

Shego: And how (Rubs her chest) Ouch

Kim looked down and saw that it was true. Her nipples were sticking through her shirt and into Shego's. Shego wiggled so that they rubbed together and took a deep breath to force hers forward and press into Kim's. "No... don't do that!"
"Why not?" Shego asked. "Let me go and we can get into the bed together." Shego licked her lips slowly. "Let me go Kimmie."
"I can't. You'll..."
"I'll what? I don't want to hurt you princess." Shego softly blew in Kim's ear and smiled at the younger woman shivered against her. "Not much anyway. What do you think I'll do if you let me go?

Ron: Pillow fight!

Don't you want to find out?"
"No..." Kim started, but suddenly Shego pushed forward and kissed her, this time getting her tongue past Kim's lips. Kim started to bite down and Shego threw Kim off her. Kim landed on her butt on the carpet and less than a second later Shego was on her holding her to the floor.
"Naughty Kimmie," Shego said. "You tried to bite me. Do you know what we do with naughty girls like that?" Kim shook her head. "We do even naughtier things back." Letting go of Kim's arms she brought her hands to Kim's chest and squeezed, feeling Kim's hard nipples poking into her palms. She massaged them hard and ran her thumbs over them in small circles before bringing her black lips down to suck them through the cloth.
Unable to think anymore Kim brought her hands down to Shego's back and dug her nails in. "Oh, that feels so good."
"That's nothing," Shego muttered and moved her hands down to lift off Kim's shirt, tossing it aside. Underneath Kim was still wearing the lingerie she had been trying on the night before. Shego ran her fingers over the fabric and closed her eyes. Leaning down she planted kisses along Kim's ribs making her giggle.
"That tickles." Kim looked down and saw Shego tugging at the edge of the bra. "I can't let you do this to me Shego."
"How will you stop me?" She tweaked a pointy nipple and Kim gasped.
"Like this." Rolling she was suddenly on top

Shego: Told you!

and before Shego could reach Kim grabbed at the collar of her shirt and tore it open. Shego wasn't wearing a bra. Not wasting time Kim looked down at the dark green circles on the large breasts. Shego lay there and watched as Kim reached out a shaking hand and caressed her. She didn't want to scare the girl off. "I can't believe I'm doing this." Her eyes closed and she took them both in her hands and squeezed. "But it feels so right."
"I'll say," Shego said. For a moment she simply waited and enjoyed the sensation, but then she rolled over too and lay herself across Kim. "Fine Kimmie. You don't want me to do it to you. So how about we do this together."
"I don't know how," Kim whispered.

Kim: Like a virgin, touched for the very first time...

Shego smiled and took her hand, Lifting it up she kissed then knuckles and then put the middle finger into her mouth and sucked on it while Kim watched. When she finished she slowly pulled it out and then moved to kiss Kim again. This time Kim responded and their tongues met and they pulled each other together. After a while Shego moved back and told her, "I'll teach you."

Shego: They never mentioned it in the Stop Team Go, but I was teaching sex ed.

Getting up she helped Kim to her feet and ran her hands over Kim's pants. Kim wriggled and looked down at Shego's breasts again.
Shego moved slowly and gently lead Kim to the bed and helped her sit down on the edge. Backing up she stood in the light from the window and smiled at her. "I want you so much."
"Me too. I admit it. I want to touch you again Shego. I have to." She started to get up but Shego put a hand on her shoulder and pushed her down.
"Not yet hero. Let me get you a little more worked up."
Taking the torn parts of her shirt in her hands Shego tugged and twisted them, covering up her breasts and then uncovering them at random. Her hips started to sway and she hummed softly into the night. The room wasn't well lit and they'd thrown the lamp across the room so shadows sometimes hid what the clothes didn't. Then Shego flung the garment from her and brought her hands up under her breasts, pushing them up towards her face. Her tongue flicked out over her own nipples and she wrapped her lips around one, pulling on it roughly.
On the bed Kim moaned again and reached out a hand, but Shego wasn't finished yet. Letting her tits go she let them bounce freely and moved her hands down to her pants. Twirling to face away from Kim she popped the button and slowly pulled down the zipper. The sound echoed off the walls and Kim stared entranced as Shego carefully peeled the skintight leather off of herself. It soon became apparent that she wasn't wearing any underwear either.

Ron: (Continually zapped by collar)

"Were you planning this?" Kim asked her. "All along?"

Shego: Of course not Clueless... I mean Kim.

"No. I had no idea you would be here when I came for my book signing," Shego said. "And I was just going to have lunch with you.

Ron: She just didn't wear a bra today... no special reason.

But after yesterday, when we were kicking those robots into scrap I just decided I had to try this." She turned and raised her hands to her hair to hold it up and stretch. Kim's lips went dry and her eyes trailed down to a thin line of hair between Shego's legs. "I even shaved. Do you like this?"
"Yes," Kim said. "God I wish I had breasts like that."
Shego grinned and walked towards Kim, purposely rubbing her thighs together. She stood in front of Kim for a moment. "You can have them." She sat down on Kim's lap and pulled her into another kiss. Kim responded and reached out. Her hands ran over the curves of Shego's body and she felt goosebumps rise on the green flesh. Shego reached behind Kim and started working the catch on her bra while at the same time gyrating her hips to rub against Kim's legs.
"You've thought about this for a while," Shego said. "I can tell."
"Fantasies," Kim said. "A few dreams. I didn't want to admit that I felt this way."
The catch came loose and Shego pulled the bra over Kim's arms, letting her fingers trail along the pale skin. "You feel fine to me. And those tan lines are hot." Kim's body past her neck and elbows was much lighter than the rest of her. She obviously hadn't found time to tan lately and she was even lighter over her breasts. Shego cupped them in her hand and began playing with them again. "You feel very good."

Kim: Oh sweet mystery of life at last I've found you! At last I know the secret of it all...

Kim began to drift off. Her entire body seemed to be responding to Shego's touches and she couldn't decide what to do next. "Shego, please. I don't know what to do."

Ron: you put your right hand in, you take your right hand out, you put your right hand in and you shake it all about

"I do Kimmie. I do." Shego slid off Kim and onto the floor. Reaching forward she began opening up the front of Kim's pants and when they were open started tugging them down. Kim bit her lip hard and watched every move, lifting her butt so that they didn't get caught. "Oh, and what's this? A thong?"
Reaching out Shego ran her finger over the wet spot forming on Kim's panties, which were a very tight thong. Then she took it between two fingers and pulled it up, forcing it into her butt crack and between her pussy lips. Kim's eyes widened and Shego saw her neither regions begin to shudder and leak.

Drakken: I can get a plumber in there...

"You're cumming and we haven't even really started yet," Shego said. She pulled her fingers back and licked them clean before reaching out again and the tips of her nails glowed green as she sliced through them. "Now Kimmie, if you need to scream... do it." Kim's clit was sticking out in the air.

Kim: We're number 1!

There wasn't any hair to obscure her view.
Shego couldn't have stopped herself if she wanted to. Pushing Kim's legs wide she kissed her right on the clit and sucked it into her mouth. Teeth brushing against it Shego worked it in her mouth while above her Kim writhed and reached down to dig her fingers into Shego's hair. As Shego predicted she started screaming.
"Please. Please don't do that. I'm going to explode."
"Then do it Kimmie. I don't mind." Shego moved her tongue lower and pressed it entirely against the hot spot under her lips. "You taste so good. Can you smell yourself? You're all over my face Kim." Moving one hand from Kim's thigh Shego took two fingers and pushed them into Kim, moving in quickly until she felt a tiny shelf where the public bone was and pressed into it hard.
Kim screamed again and came hard, leaking all over Shego's hand as the green girl tried to lick it up. Then she continued to spasm again and again until she collapsed backwards and sighed.
"Oh no you don't Kimmie," Shego said and crawled up onto the bed. She pulled Kim into her arms and they kissed more. On top of Kim Shego jerked her hips and slammed them against Kim's with a loud slapping sound. She did it again and again until both of them were moaning and small bruises began to appear on their bodies. Then she wrapped her legs around one of Kim's and began rubbing up and down.

Ron: (As Pauly Shore) Buff the wood!

Kim rubbed back and kissing Shego's face. Shego scooped up some of her juices from Kim's leg with the same fingers she'd used to get Kim off and brought it up to the redhead's mouth. Kim sucked it in with a complete feeling of ecstasy.

Kim: Who needs you? I taste great!

"Shego... I'm going to cum again."
"Me too Kimmie. Just touching you makes me so horny. I love these tiny titties of yours. Your nipples are freaking huge." She bit one roughly and tugged it between her teeth.
"Oh god don't do that or I'll... I'll... Ah!" She pushed her hips up to meet Shego's as they came down again.
"Yes! Yes! Yeessss!" Shego yelled.

In the morning Kim was aching everywhere and had several bruises all over her body, but she felt so satisfied she didn't care. Checking the clock she saw that it was almost ten. She got out of bed and looked around until she found where they had thrown the phone the night before and plugged it in. Then she dialed her mother's number. The phone barely rang once before it was picked up.
"Kim?" Her mother said in a panicky voice.
"Hey mom," Kim said dreamily.
"Are you okay honey?"

Kim: You aren't remotely surprised I'm calling from a motel?

"I'm fine. Shego ordered some wine with lunch and got drunk so I had to check her into a hotel. I'm sorry I forgot to call."
"That's okay honey. Are you sure you're alright?"
"I told you I'm fine," Kim said. "Look mom... about our fight last night. I... I'm sorry. You brought up a good point and I didn't even want to consider that you might be right."
"I'm sorry too honey. I shouldn't have butted in."

Ron: As an old lady she's going to write murder mysteries and solve real crimes in her spare time

"It's okay. You were right."
Her mom's tone of voice changed and Kim could practically hear her smirking. "I was? How can you be sure?"
"Oh trust me," Kim said inhaling deeply. Shego's smell still covered her body. "I'm really sure."
Mrs. Possible said, "Kim, I trust your judgment. If something happened last night... I know you'll do the right thing.

Shego: I'm pregnant. We have to get married now
Kim: You've been looking at Rina's pics again

I'll see you when you get home. I love you sweetie."
"I love you too mom." They hung up.
Kim jumped as two arms wrapped around her from behind and pliant flesh pressed into her shoulders. "That your mom?"

Kim: No, it's just some woman I like to call mommy

"Yeah. I thought I should call her before the SWAT team showed."

Ron: The what team?
Drakken: SWAT team. With an S not a T

"Good call. You wore me out last night and I doubt I could take them all on."
"I wore you out?" Kim asked playfully. "I think you almost killed me."
"Hm, if I'd known it was that easy I would have done this years ago." Shego chuckled. "Are you ready for another go?"

Kim: Cute pun

"Mm, I think so. But we should probably clean up. This room is costing me money you know."

Shego: They charge by the hour

Shego reluctantly agreed and they spent some time straightening up. When they were finished Shego asked, "Think we should take a shower?"
"I don't know," Kim said. "I like smelling you on me. It really turns me on."
Shego laughed and grabbed her around the waist and swung Kim around the room. "Everything about you turns me on. But come on, we have to get clean." She nibbled on Kim's collarbone. "You wash my back and I'll wash yours."
"Deal," Kim said.
They rushed to the bathroom and Shego bent over to fiddle with the knobs. As she did Kim dropped to her knees and wrapped her hands around Shego's ass, planting kisses on her butt cheeks.

Ron: What happens when those kisses grow up?

Shego pushed it back to meet Kim and while she got the water to the right temperature enjoyed Kim's tongue working its way over every inch of them in a series of small licks.
"If you can do that everywhere, who needs a shower?" Shego asked.
"We do," Kim said and stood up. She pushed up against Shego from behind doggie style and reached around to play with her breasts. "My jaw is sore and I can't keep that up all day."
Shego pulled the tab and the shower started. Together they stepped in still pressed together. Kim reached for the bottle of body wash and used her thumb to uncap it before pouring it over the front of Shego's body and then hers.

Drakken: Now this is the commercial I should have used for my shampoo

Setting it back she rubbed her slick front against Shego's back and started working her hands over Shego's front. Soon there was a thick lather spreading over them both and Shego was begging her for more.
"Don't stop. I swear I'll die if you stop."
"I won't," Kim promised. "Every time I touch you I feel like I'm in paradise.

Drakken's tiny clone: The plane boss! The plane!

Your skin feels like satin and every time I hear you make a noise..." She cupped Shego's crotch and pulled up hard making Shego cry out again. Kim rubbed her pussy over Shego's ass. "It's like music."
"Should I touch you too?"
"Please and thank you," Kim said. Shego reached behind herself and found Kim's thighs.

Shego: Finger licking good

Her fingers worked over them until they sank into the crack of her ass and began feeling around. "Oh yes. Touch me everywhere. It feels so good."

Kim: Rufus!

Time passed like the water and neither of them noticed. It could have been minutes or hours, but both of them were in agreement that they never wanted it to end. But eventually they ran out of hot water and were driven out shivering. Their ardor cooled at last they began getting dressed. Shego had to tie the front of her shirt shut but when they went to return the key the morning clerk didn't even notice. He just handed over Kim's card and receipt.

Drakken: We're also charging you for six hours of the adult movies

Next they retrieved Shego's motorcycle from the restaurant and rode back to Kim's house. Kim said, "You can come in if you want."
"Not today. I think I'm going to go back to my hotel and tell my publicist I'm sticking around for a while. If you don't mind."
They kissed goodbye and Shego told Kim to keep her helmet before taking off. Kim, practically floating,

Ron: I need an old priest and a young priest! Demons be gone!

turned and walked back into her house. Her mother wasn't home, but when she got to her room she found the communicator ringing. Picking it up she said, "Hello?"
"Kim, glad you're there," Wade said, popping up on the screen. "We've got work of some poachers in Florida hunting some endangered species. Think you can swing by?"
"I'll need a ride. Bonnie and her bots totaled my car."
"No problem. I'll have a jet there in five minutes."
"Great. Just let me leave my mom a note."

Mrs. Possible came home from the grocery store and found Kim's note on the refrigerator.
Mom, had to rush off and do my hero thing. I'll be back later. Thanks again for all your help. I was in major denial mode. Love, Kim.
She smiled and put the note to the side as she started putting away the food. From the way Kim had talked on the phone it was obvious that she'd gotten laid. To tell the truth Kim's mom was a little jealous. She hadn't had any since her husband died.
At the bottom of the last bag she found the carrots she'd bought and started putting them away, but paused. Well, she was alone. Why not? Using her fingernail she slit open the plastic bag and pulled out one of the carrots before shoving the rest into the fridge.
Walking into the living room she took off her clothes and sat back on the couch completely naked. Closing her eyes she brought the carrot up to her lips and gently traced the tip around her mouth. She stuck her tongue out and ran it along the length before puckering up and sucking on it.

Shego: (Munching on the same carrot) Eh, what's up doc?

Bringing it down she rubbed the carrot between her breasts and pushed them together around it before lowering her head until she could suck most of it deeply into her mouth. Her nipples hardened as she gave the carrot a blowjob and played with her breasts.
Finally she opened her eyes and sank back into the cushions with her legs spread wide. Sliding the vegetable down her body, a thin line of drool still connecting it to her lips for a second, she pressed it between her legs and unceremoniously shoved it inside her.

Ron: (In a weird colorful sweater) And what are we selling today?
Drakken: (British accent) Well Mike, today we're selling a brand new juicer that was designed and used for the woman's tennis team! It's called Minute Maiden! The juice that's good for you and tastes just like a woman! It's from the makers of Minute Man. Here, try some!
Ron: (Sips the orange vegetable juice, then spits it out) Okay, who gave me the wrong flavor?
Kim and Shego: (Sip their own juice)

Stop reading now. I shouldn't even be writing this next part. Seriously. Stop. You should be able to see where this is going and you won't like it. It's sick and wrong on so many levels that this fic will probably be banned by several nations and religions. It's wrong and I decry the bastard that wrote it! Leave now with your sanity and soul intact.

Drakken: Can't say he didn't warn them

Shego arrived at Kim's house again after making the arrangements with her people to give her an extra couple of weeks on her tour. She was just about to go up to the door when a shadow passed overhead. Looking up she saw a jet speed past and a small dot detach itself from the side and a moment later Kim's parachute opened and she landed gently on the lawn.
"You always could make an entrance," Shego said. Walking over she scooped Kim into her arms and gave her a quick kiss. "Well I managed to get the next two weeks off."
"Good," Kim said. "You'll need it before you're able to walk again when I'm done."
"So where were you?"
"Poachers, alligators, lost tribe in the Florida everglades, and the fountain of youth. Don't ask." Kim smiled and laced her fingers with Shego's. "You know, I think I'm falling in love with you. And it's not just the fantastic sex."
"Really?" Shego asked innocently.
"Yeah. I... I never got along with you Shego. Hell, last night we almost beat each other senseless. But I always respected you. That doesn't come easy for me."
"Princess, I've seen you evade sharks, deathtraps, mutant octopi,

Shego and Kim: Mmm.... Tentacles...

me and who knows what else and you made it look easy. Short of some superheroes who do you think deserves your respect?"
"You. And I don't mean just as an opponent." She pushed Shego up against the door. "I never really respected Ron or any of the guys I dated. I never felt this attracted to them... well except this one Japanese guy and he kind of looked like a girl. But my point is, I've never been with anyone who could keep up with me before."
"Keep up? I've beaten you a few times Kimmie." Shego pulled her close and added, "But I get your point. Both of them." They kissed again. "Come on. Let's go up to your room."

Shego: Still got those centerfolds?

"You read my mind." Kim opened the door and they stepped inside. They immediately heard the muffled moans coming from the living room. Afraid that her mother might be in trouble Kim immediately ran over there and stopped in her tracks. Her mother was sitting on the couch, her hands working a large carrot between her legs with her eyes closed and obviously enjoying it." Mo-" She was cut off by Shego's hand over her mouth.
"Sh," Shego whispered. Looking over Kim's shoulders she watched Mrs. Possible experiment with a new way to make V8. "You know Kimmie, your mom is pretty hot."

Kim: (sweating) Really? Hadn't noticed

Pulling her head away Kim hissed. "Shego, it's my mom!"
"So? She's still a woman and it's not like you'll get into trouble for thinking this. I mean look at her. For someone her age she looks really good."
Reluctantly Kim turned and watched her mother who showed no signs of stopping anytime soon. "This is so wrong."
"Why? You getting turned on. Don't lie to me."
"Okay, maybe a little," Kim whispered. "But she's my mom!" She looked at Shego. "You don't want her instead of me do you?"
"No. I... I think I love you Kimmie. But I won't deny your mom's turning me on right now. And you can see she's desperate. How long has it been for her?"
"I think since my dad died."

Drakken: She could use a little head
Kim: (Slaps him)

Shego took a deep breath. "I think we should help her out." She kissed Kim's neck. "Don't you?"
"You want me to have sex with my mother?"

Kim: God I'm so clueless

"Why not? Afraid you'll get pregnant?" Shego asked. "And I have to admit, a mother daughter threesome has always been one of my fantasies."

Ron: (As Paul Hogan) I'm sorry for what I did with that woman in Vegas in the Jacuzzi... and her mother

"Shego that's..." She was interrupted by a loud moan from her mother. "My mom would never do that."
"Only one way to find out." Pushing a struggling Kim in front of her Shego made her way into the room and carefully and quietly made her way over to the couch. Kim eventually had to go along with it. Disgusted with herself she couldn't take her eyes off her mother and anything she did would only let her mother know she was there anyway.
Shego grinned and took Kim's hand in her own and moved it forward and suddenly Mrs. Possible froze as she felt two hands on her thigh. Clenching her teeth she didn't open her eyes, but did slowly begin pulling the carrot out of herself. "I can explain."

Drakken: Oh, I've got to hear this one

She opened her eyes and saw a grinning Shego and shell shocked Kim who seemed frozen in place.
"What's to explain?" Shego asked. "You obviously need a little human companionship. If you just lay back I think we can help."
Mrs. Possible, still riding the wave of hormones she had conjured up, tried to stand. "No. I can't do this." She looked at Kim. "What are you...?"
Shego grinned and pushed her down. Then she looked over at Kim. "You know Kimmie, your mom sounds just like you." She turned back to the older woman. "Last night your daughter and I had a conversation just like this. She kept saying no, but her body said yes." Shego grabbed Mrs. Possible's leg hard. "Over and over again."

Shego: Nobody outlasts the Energizer Kimmie

Mrs. Possible looked at her daughter. "Kim, you don't really want to do this do you? It's not right!"
"Why not mom?" Kim asked absently. She started moving her hand too. "You're the one who told me I was gay. You were right. Shego and I did things last night that I've only ever dreamed of. I love her mom. As much as I love you, but in a different way."

Kim: Several different ways. In one case upside down...

"Exactly. Kim you're letting your hormones run away with you."
"So?" Shego asked. "Kimmie and you have a lot in common. For on thing you were both severely sexually frustrated." Shego brought her other hand over and put it on the back of Mrs. Possible's neck. "Come on. You're single and isn't it an old fantasy to have sex with a woman and her sexy mother? If you want you could claim that you're both having sex with me."
"With you?" She asked. "I don't even know you."
"True, but right now I really don't care. And I don't think Kimmie does either."

Kim: I need to see more of my mother...
Shego: (Tilts her head) How much more is there to see?

Mrs. Possible looked at her daughter again. Kim was staring at her, eyes flicking from her face down to her breasts and legs. "Kim. Kim you shouldn't do something just because you're horny."
"I'm not. I'm doing it because Shego wants to," Kim said. "And because... I think I want to too mom. You and I both thought about it. When we were trying on clothes and we shared that look?

Ron: (Charlie Sheen) And I held you hostage with a candy bar

When we posed in front of the mirror."
"Yes, but we can't..." She was interrupted but Shego. Looking down she saw a light green hand massaging her breast.

Drakken: (As Gomez Addams) Thank you Thing!

"Your breasts are bigger than Kimmie's," Shego said. "But I like hers better. Her nipples are so much bigger and it feels good when they fit into my hand like they do."
Mrs. Possible couldn't answer. She was in too much shock at having this strange woman touch her. Plus now Kim was moving her hand higher. "I know it's not right mom, but can you honestly say you don't want to do this?"
"I never could lie to you Kim," her mother said. "Yes, I want to do it. If we never do it again right now I need this so badly I don't even care about right or wrong."

Kim: I am so glad my brothers aren't there!

"Me too mom."
"My kind of women," Shego said happily. She began tearing off her clothes while Mrs. Possible watched and then got to work on Kim's. Soon they were both naked.
Mrs. Possible slid down to the floor. "We'll need more room."

Shego: Like we don't already have enough rug burns

Kim knelt down on her right and Shego on the left. Nervously Kim reached out and ran her fingers over her mother's breast. Shego reached out and grabbed Kim's head. "No goofing around girl. I want to see some action." She shoved Kim's head to her mother's breast. For a second Kim struggled, but not for long. For the first time in eighteen years her lips closed tightly around her mother's nipple and she began to suck.
"Oh Kimmie!" Mrs. Possible cried out. Her hand reached out and she started touching her daughter's body. In response Kim sucked harder as a sign of encouragement. "Suck! Suck harder! It feels so good! Watching you suck my nipples is turning me on so much."
"Me too Princess," Shego growled in her throat. Moving to join Kim she began sucking on the side of the same breast. "Doesn't your mother taste good?"
"Yes," Kim mumbled. "I can't believe I'm doing this."
"Don't stop," Mrs. Possible moaned.
Kim didn't. But she did turn her head so that she and Shego could share a passionate kiss around her mother's breast.

Kim: I feel like a boob

The sight and feel of it was driving all three women wild. Shortly they moved to the other side. Then Kim sat up and stared into her mother's eyes. "Your turn." Mrs. Possible understood and moved to her daughter's chest. First she ran her hands over Kim's breasts, twisting the large nipples between her fingers. Shego watched, putting a hand between her legs to play with herself and using the other to suck her own nipple.

Shego: Self Serve

"You two are so hot. Make Kimmie moan mommy. Make your daughter beg for it."
Kim did. "Oh yes. You can bite them if you want mom.

Kim: (Snort) Yeah, everybody just treat one of the most sensitive areas of my body like a chew toy.

Oh...oh... oh god I'm going to cum."
She did and Shego did too. Cupping her hand she collected it from both of them and brought her hand up to Mrs. Possible's mouth where Kim's mother sucked it all in,

Drakken: You have no idea what her name is do you?
Others: No

her teeth scraping against Shego's fingers. "Such good girls, helping out an old woman like me."
"You're not old," Kim said.
Shego grinned and licked the side of her face. "You're mature. Maybe you can teach us a few things."
"Gladly. But first, you two got off. Now it's my turn." She spread her legs. "Who wants some first?"
"Me," both of them said at the same time. Together they lowered theirs mouths to her and soon she felt both of their tongues fighting for a place inside.

Ron: (In ref outfit) In this corner, the wonder that went down under. The licking lover! Two tongues of fun... Shego! And in the other corner, some call her big red, others just want her in bed! The mistress of the pointy tits! It's kissing Kim Possible!
(Kim and Shego step up in boxing outfits) Okay, I want a dirty fight! Feel free to go below or above the belt.
Mrs. Possible: (Walks past in a bathing suit holding a card with the words "Round 1" on it)

"Oh you lovely girls. You sweet young things. I want this. I need it!" She grabbed Kim's leg and brought it over until her daughter was in a sixty-nine with her. Kim and Shego didn't seem to notice, busy competing over the right to give Kim's mother her orgasm. While they did she brought her tongue to her daughter and grinned as Kim moaned into her pussy.

Kim: I'm also a ventriloquist!
Ms. Possible's Pussy: Learn to throw your voice, fool your friends, fun at parties! Hello! (Echo) Hello...hello...hello...

It took several minutes, but when she came Mrs. Possible's hips bucked and it sprayed all over their faces.

Shego: I'm not sure if I should go with a sprinkler joke or a slip and slide...

Kim did the same. But instead of resting Mrs. Possible grabbed her daughter and the two of them turned on Shego. She screamed in joy as mother and daughter started eating her out. Bending forward she ran her hands over and into both of their asses until she found their assholes and began rubbing them and sticking her fingers in and out. Mrs. Possible took it easily, obviously experienced. Kim's was tight and Shego had trouble getting even one finger in. Still Kim didn't stop or complain so she kept at it until suddenly all three of them seemed to come at once and collapsed into a heap on the floor.

Kim: We so need to play twister with my mom this weekend... and possibly the cheerleading team

When they woke up Kim and Shego were alone.

Ron: I think we're alone now...

But there was a note sitting on the couch. Kim picked it up and opened it to read aloud. "Dear Kim and Shego. Thank you so much for what you did for me. I needed that in the worst way and you succeeded in giving it to me in the best. I considered telling you that we could never do this again. That it was all a horrible mistake and we shouldn't have done it.
But I can't. I enjoyed that way too much and if you're willing I'd like to do it again. Whenever you want. In the meantime I've gone out to pick up a few toys. We can use them in a couple of days. I don't want to get in between you two. What you've got is special and a bit of fun with me aside, you two seem to be in love and I don't want to ruin that for you. So for the next two days you've got this whole place to yourselves. I'll be back. Be ready. I will be.
Love mom."

Shego: P.S. Don't forget to suck the carpet clean

"Wow," Shego said.
Kim nodded. "That's what you get with a family of geniuses. I still can't believe you talked me into that."
"You sorry you did it?" Shego asked.
Kim shook her head. "No. That was way too much fun." She moved closer and snuggled up to Shego's side. "I can definitely see benefits to dating someone who is a little bit naughty."
"And it's a lot of fun playing with someone who is so good." They kissed again. "The problem is we each have our own lives."

Shego and Kim: We do?

"Oh, I don't know." Kim nuzzled a plump green breast and then licked the length of Shego's cleavage before nibbling at her bellybutton. "I could probably get GJ to let you join as a spy. Criminal connections... a book tour to explain why you go everywhere..." Kim smiled up at her. "We could use you."
"I object to being used."
'Liar," Kim said.
Shego shrugged. "Okay. We'll see. But let's save the work talk until later. Someone promised to fuck me until my legs don't work and I plan to hold her to that." She tugged roughly on Kim's hair. "You wouldn't break a promise to a lady would you?"
"We'll see," Kim said. "I don't know. You'd have to prove you're worth it."
"Oh yeah? What do you think of this?" Shego reached down between Kim's legs. There was a sudden flash of green light and Kim's eyes widened in shock seeing nothing in reality and her mouth hung open, lips quivering.
"I don't know what you're doing Shego... but I can see through time..." Shego twisted her fingers and Kim's eyes rolled back into her head.
"Worth it now?" Shego asked. Kim came and fainted.

Clayton: Damn it! (Zaps her too)

Shego brought her fingers up to her lips and blew them off like an old western gunfighter. "I may not be a superhero any more, but damn I'm good."

Author's Note:
I warned you to stop. But would you listen? No! Now look what you've read. Tell me what you think of this sin against all things holy at clayton_n@hotmail.com

I don't own these characters or profit from them.
In fact I'm only writing this because people asked for it. Blame them.