Darkwing... Possible?

Darkwing... Possible?
By, Clayton Overstreet


Negaduck laughed as he stood on the huge pile of money. "Who says crime doesn't pay? And just think< I have another three banks to get to before I've finished cleaning out Saint Canard and can move on tot he next town."
"Not so fast evil doer!" A voice called out from above.
Negaduck sighed. "Oh goody, it's Gizmo Dork."
"That's Gizmo Duck! Now surrender Negaduck!" Gizmoduck's armor opened revealing several weapons grasped in robotic hands.
"Ha! Surrender to you? I don't think so!" Faster than Gizmoduck could see Negaduck pulled out two huge guns and started firing. "Ahahahahahahahah!"
"Yipe!" Peeling out backwards the cybernetic duck barely managed to escape the blast. "Hey! I just had this thing polished. And I never said I was alone!"
"Huh?" Negaduck asked. Then he saw the blue smoke. "Oh no, not him."
"I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the bedsore on the backside of crime. I am Darkwing Duck!" Darkwing stepped out of the smoke. "Give it up Negaduck."
"Gee, let me think about that," he muttered. Then he whipped out his chainsaw, revved it up, and swung it at Darkwing.
Dodging expertly Darkwing back flipped through the air and then off the wall, his foot connecting with Negaduck's bill. As the villain went flying he twisted in the air and landed with his cape wrapped around himself. "Ready to surrender now?"

Shego sighed and said, "How many times are you going to do this before you give it up?"
"Shego," Drakken said, "you forget. Kim Possible fell for this last time. If the cable repairman hadn't mistakenly switched up the cords then we wouldn't have had a problem in the first place. She can't afford to not come."
"I still can't believe she left the transdimensional vortex inducer here the last time."
One of the air vents dropped open and a voice said. "Uh, that was my bad. Sorry. I was distracted by the wave of monkeys." Shego and Drakken turned and saw Ron Stoppable drop out of the vent. Kim Possible followed close behind.
Drakken turned and aimed his dimension cannon at them. "So Kim Possible, you have fallen into my trap-trap yet again! I knew planting those clues at your local swimming pool would lure you here!"
"Swimming pool?" Kim and Ron asked.
Elsewhere Mr. Barken's head was sticking out of a thick block of gelatin that filled up the Middleton Public Pool. "In the name of all that is good, someone get me out of here!"
"I don't know what you're talking about Drakken. I got a message from the scientists that we'd never delivered the Vortex Inducer."
"Once again, I am so sorry KP," Ron said.
Kim waved her hand. "Come on Ron, this is like the three hundredth time we've fought with Drakken. Do you honestly think we can't handle whatever he throws at us?"
"Prepare for defeat Kim Possible!" Drakken yelled. Then he pushed the firing button.
A beam of purple energy swept through the air directly towards Kim Possible. She pushed Ron aside and then moved to the side, cart wheeling across the floor. She did it easily as the beam chased after her. In its wake various pieces of electronic equipment vanished in puffs of smoke.
"Oh, forget this," Shego said and fired a plasma bolt directly into Kim's path.
With lightning fast reflexes Kim managed to avoid the bolt... but not the beam. With a surprised squeak she was hit by the purple ray and then vanished.
Drakken's fingers went limp and he stared in shock. Ron's mouth dropped open. In his pocket Rufus fainted.
"It worked?" Shego asked. She walked over and waved her hand through the space where Kim had been. "She's really gone. Drakken..." She walked over to the blue mad man and put her hands on his shoulders. "Your plan worked."
"I know..." he said. Then he dropped to the ground and hugged Shego's legs. "I'm scared."
Shego put her hand down and touched him on the head. "We're all scared."

Darkwing was in the middle of delivering his patented web-footed back kick when the interdimensional vortex opened between him and Negaduck. Numerous heavy electronic devices. Knocked into a backspin he continued into the vortex.
Kim Possible came flying past him and for a moment both heroes shared a look of mutual shock. Kim had been falling for several seconds and was using her communicator to contact Wade, but as she sped by Darkwing his bill clipped her hand and the communicator was lodged in his mouth.
"No! Come back!" Kim shouted. But it was useless. Continuing her fall she suddenly saw a flash of light and gravity resumes control. She fell three feet onto what felt like a pillow.
Underneath Kim's body Negaduck growled, "Get offa me!"
Meanwhile Darkwing found himself thrown into metallic rafters in what looked like a cave. Unable to talk because there was something in his mouth he simply caught one and flipped up onto it, his eyes scanning the surrounding area. He saw some familiar looking creatures down below him and thought, 'Oh no, I'm on the world of humans again.'

Drakken stood up and straightened his clothes. "Well, I knew it would work. It was my plan after all."
"Right," Shego said.
Ron got control of himself too and said, "You'd better bring her back!"
"Or what?" Drakken asked.
Ron took a stance. "Or you'll have to face me." Hooting like a monkey Ron did several poses from Monkey Kung Fu before lunging at Drakken.
"Shego," Drakken said calmly.
Shego caught Ron's foot and threw him through the air and into the wall. "Please. The rodent is a more credible threat!" Rufus stepped out of Ron's pocket looking dizzy and then toppled over.
"Finally Shego," Drakken said. "We've eliminated Kim Possible. Now nothing will stand in the way of my total domination of the world."
Spitting the communicator out and slipping it into his pocket until he could figure out what it was, Darkwing said, "Well now, I wouldn't say that. I may not know where I am, but I recognize a villain when I see one."
Drakken and Shego immediately looked around. "What? Who's there?"
Taking his cue Darkwing fired his gas gun into the middle of the room and took his spot. "I am the terror that flaps in the night. I am the ice cube frozen to the tongue of evil. I... am Darkwing Duck!" He threw his cape wide as the smoke cleared. "Tremble villains!"
Drakken and Shego stared for a second and then burst out laughing. Tears in her eyes Shego snorted and asked, "Did you steal something from DN Amy again?"
Drakken shivered. "Never again."
Darkwing frowned. "Won't take me seriously huh? Well, maybe this will convince you." Making several martial arts gestures Darkwing threw himself at the duo much like Ron. But this time just before Shego could grab his leg he pulled it back and kicked out with the other one, his webbed foot slapping loudly on Shego's cheek. Her head snapped back and she flew into Drakken and they both knocked over the dimensional canon. It hit the ground and a light on the side began to flash red.
Darkwing landed and smirked. "See? You can't escape the daring cunning of Darkwing..." he was interrupted as he took a step and his foot caught on a loose cord and he fell forward onto his face, his beak burying itself in the floor. "Duck."
Under Shego Drakken began moving and then he saw the red light. "Oh no! Shego, run." He threw her off him and ran for the exit. Shego looked down at the blinking device and quickly followed him.
"That's right, run in terror from Darkwing Duck," Darkwing said. Then he went over to Ron and shook him. "Hey kid, you alright?"
Ron opened his eyes, his head still blurry from the fall. "KP, is that you? You look kind of pale. And what big lips you have." Darkwing came into focus. Ron immediately sat up and pressed back into the wall. "Ah! Mutant duck!" Next to him Rufus was awakened by the scream, saw Darkwing, and quickly ran up Ron's leg to hide in his pocket.
"I am not a mutant." Darkwing said. "In my universe I'm considered to be devilishly handsome."
"Your universe?" Ron asked. "Hey, did you see anyone else on the way here?"
"You mean that red haired girl?" Darkwing asked.
"Yes! She's alive! Hey Rufus, she's alive!" He paused and then said. "Hey, what's that high pitched whining sound?"
"Well, as an experienced crime fighter, I'd say it's the sound of..." Darkwing began. And then his face fell. "Of something that's about to blow up."
"Oh," Ron said. They shared a look. "Run!" They sped towards the doors Drakken and Shego had taken. "By the way, why does a mutant duck need to wear a mask?"
"I am not a mutant!"
Just as they reached the door there was a huge explosion. Darkwing and Ron were thrown through the air like cannonballs and out into the South American rainforest, twin smoke trails in the air behind them.
From the hovercraft Drakken and Shego watched. Shego said, "Well, there goes another lair."
"But well worth it Shego. Kim Possible is gone. We're free to do whatever we want and nobody can stop us."
Shego frowned. "Whatever you say. Personally I'm worried about that weird mutant bird thing. It kicked like a mule."
"Ha! Even if it survived, it's alone in the middle of the jungle with the buffoon. It'll be dead in minutes." He set the controls and in moments they were gone.

Negaduck laughed maniacally as he walked towards Kim Possible. She was lying against the wall of Negaduck's warehouse hideout as the crazed water fowl headed towards her, chainsaw once again running at full power.
"I don't know who you are kid, but nobody sits on my head!"
"Can't we just apologize and go out for ice cream?" Kim asked.
"Sure, just as soon as I finish cutting off your head!" He jabbed forward.
Gizmo Duck jumped down. "I don't think so Negaduck!" It was a draw to see if the chainsaw would reach Kim before Gizmo his Negaduck, but the outcome would always remain uncertain.
Negaduck's foot came down on something that looked like a remote control. There was a brief flash of light and he was suddenly gone, Gizmoduck landing where he had been like a thrown trashcan.
"I'm okay mommy, I'll have those cookies now," Gizmo mumbled and then passed out.
Kim looked down at the duck at her feet, over at the pile of cash and gems, and then very carefully began working her way to the doorway. She was almost there when a tall figure stepped through.
"Hey DW, I fixed the Thunderquack! We can drop Negaduck off and be back in time for your date with..." Kim walked right into his chest. "Hey little Missy, what are you doing here?"

Darkwing fought his way out of the alligator's mouth and quickly swam to the edge of the river. Getting out he grabbed his hat and twisted it until the water came out and then put it on his head before working on his cape.
"Um, excuse me, duck man," Ron said. "Could you help me down?"
Darkwing looked up and saw Ron tangled up in a bunch of vines. "Sure thing kid, but when I do you have got to tell me what just happened."

Kim looked up between the two gigantic birds. "So let me get this straight. I'm in Saint Canard." She pointed at Gizmo. "You're here because you were in town and helped out this Darkwing Duck guy fight Negaduck. And you," she pointed at Launchpad. "And you're his sidekick."
"You got it," Launchpad said. "And you say you're a hero from a parallel world that got sent here by a mad scientist."
"And you don't find that a little weird?" She asked.
The other two just shrugged and Gizmo said, "Not really. Something like that happens around here every week." He stopped as a light flashed on his chest. "Uh oh, looks like the Beagle Boys are attacking the money bin again. Launchpad, can you handle this?"
"Sure thing buddy," he said. "You know Darkwing wouldn't want to keep you from your job."
"Yeah, a great guy that Darkwing." Gizmo agreed.
The two of them shared a thought bubble. In it Darkwing was bouncing up and down on Gizmo Duck's head and screamed, "This is my case do you hear? Mine! I don't need your help! Go away!"
"Right," Gizmo said and turned to leave.
"Hey what about me?" Kim asked.
"No problem KP," Lunchpad said. "Come on, we'll just go back home and I'm sure we can take care of everything."
"Wait, you'd better disguise her. Whatever she is she can't just walk around looking like that." Gizmo pushed some buttons. One hand came out holding a red rubber clown nose and another with a can of spray paint. He sprayed the nose until it was solid black and then stuck it on Kim's face. "There, perfect." Then he saluted them and left.
Kim stared at the black bulb on her face. "You're kidding right?"

Negaduck blinked and realized he was using his chainsaw on the top of a skyscraper. Caught off guard he dropped it and jumped up, grabbing the side of the building. "Whoa, what the...?" Once he was sure he wasn't going to fall he let go and looked around. The edge of his foot came into contact with something. Looking down he saw the device he'd stepped on.
Reaching down he picked it up and examined it. It looked like a television remote. Fiddling with the controls he pushed the button on it. There was a flash of light.
Blinking Negaduck looked around. He was now on a completely different building on the other side of the city. "It's a teleporter." A grin spread across his beak. "This is going to be fun."

"Our intrepid hero fights his way through the dense jungle, unfazed at finding himself once again in a strange alien environment." Darkwing paused in his hacking of the surrounding forest.
"Do you always narrate yourself?" Ron asked.
"Yes, I do. Now we need to find a way out of here fast. If I'm right then your friend is in big trouble," Darkwing was saying. "Negaduck is a certified psychopath. He's evil, he's malicious, he's foul, and he's..."
"Despicable?" Ron asked.
Darkwing stopped and glared at him. "That wasn't funny."
"Sorry."
"Anyway there has to be a way to get me home and your friend back." He frowned and looked around at the trees. "How did you get here anyway?"
"Oh, usually Wade arranges a ride for us," Ron said. "But without Kim's communicator it could be a while before he sends a search team."
"Communicator? You mean this thing?" He pulled the device he'd caught before out of his pocket.
Ron snatched it away. "That's it! Way to go!" He pushed the button. "Wade buddy, you there?"
"Hey Ron, how'd it go?"
"Uh, not good."
Wade frowned. "What went wrong?"
"Nothing... I mean. Um, Drakken's plan worked."
Wade burst out laughing. "Sorry Ron. For a second it sounded like you said Drakken's plan worked." Ron didn't say anything. "You are kidding?"
"No. Kim was sucked into some alternate universe. And that's not all. We've got a guest." He turned the communicator so it faced Darkwing.
Wade took a moment. "Okay, I just need to know one thing. Why is the duck wearing a mask, but no pants?"
Darkwing slapped himself in the face and tugged on his beak. "Look you over evolved monkeys, I don't know what's going on, but someone had better fix this now!'
"Okay, jeez. Keep your tail feathers on. I'll send someone to pick you two up."

Kim watched with interest as Launchpad landed the Thunderquack in a secret pad in a huge bridge. Through the side window she took a look at a fairly high-tech lair. When the plane landed the top opened and she followed Launchpad down the ladder. "Nice place you have here."
"I think so. This is DW's HQ. From here he fights all kinds of villains like Megavolt, Crackerjack, the agents of F.O.W.L. and everything else."
"Is that all he does?" She asked.
"Well, when he's not taking care of..."
"She shoots for the goal!" There was a thwack. Kim turned just in time to catch the hockey puck shooting towards her head. "Keen gear! How'd you do that? Nobody has ever caught one of my shots before!"
Kim looked down and saw a small girl duck. She glanced at Launchpad who said, "Kim, this is Gosalin, DW's daughter. Gosalin, this is Kim Possible."
Kim smiled and handed her back the puck. "Hi."
Goz took it and then sighed. "Did dad get sucked into some other world again?"
"Looks that way Kiddo. Uh, could you go get Honker and see if he can help out?"
"Sure," she said. "But that's not the only problem. Dad had a date tonight, remember?"
"Oh, right. Morganna isn't going to be happy about this."
Two bats suddenly flew into the room. There was a large cloud of smoke, and suddenly an even taller duck with black hair appeared. She wore a skintight red dress and had black lipstick that looked good despite the fact that she didn't have lips. Kim briefly wondered why a duck had what looked suspiciously like breasts. "I'm not going to be happy about what?"

Darkwing sat at the kitchen table with Kim's family as Ron explained what had happened. Jim and Tim were poking him and asking him questions while Mr. Possible said, "Well, at least she's just in an alternate dimension and not out with some boy."
"Honey," Mrs. Possible said. "I think you're missing the point.".
"Anyway Wade's working on a way to find Kim and switch them back, but it's going to take time."
"Meanwhile I'm stuck on a planet full of hairless psychotic apes. What am I supposed to do?" Darkwing asked. He pulled his cape out of the twins' grip. "I'm a crime fighter. I can't stay cooped up here while some kid tries to send me home. I need action. I need adventure." His stomach growled. "I need food."
"I've got a pot roast in the oven," Mrs. Possible said. "Why don't we all eat dinner and then think on a full stomach?"
"Good idea Mrs. P," Ron said. "I'm sure Kim's fine."

"So because of you my sweet Dark is going to miss our date?" Morganna yelled. Lightning flashed out of the clear sky and her eyes glowed red.
Launchpad leaned to whisper to Kim. "Morganna used to be a big time supervillain. It's best if you don't make her angry."
"It wasn't my fault," Kim said quickly. "I just want to get home."
Morganna took a deep breath and returned to normal. "Sorry dear. I just miss him so much. I'd do anything for that duck." She paused and reache3d down. "What's this?"
Kim felt a pluck at her pocket and saw Morganna lift out a familiar picture. "Uh, it's nothing."
Morganna looked at it. "It appears to be some girl in black and green."
"That's Shego, she's my arch enemy," Kim said.
"Really? Then why do you have her picture?"
Kim blushed. "It's for identification. You know, we run into her a lot so I keep that so the witnesses can ID her."
Morganna gave Kim a knowing look and then handed the picture back. "I'm sure. I'll just bet on your world many girls have green skin and dress like that." Kim took the picture and didn't answer. "You know, when Darkwing and I met I was a villain to."
"So I hear," Kim mumbled.
"You'd be amazed at what true love can accomplish," Morganna said.
Kim was about to ask what she meant by that when an alarm went off. "What's that?"
"That's the crime computer," Launchpad said and raced to the enormous screen in one part of the pair. "Negaduck just stole an electronic amplifier! If DW were here we'd be heading out to stop whatever he'd up to."
"Well, I may not have feathers but I'm still a hero," Kim said. "I don't mind filling in while I'm here."
Launchpad looked hopeful. "Think you could use a temporary sidekick?" He moved towards her and suddenly his pants fell down and he tripped.
Kim smiled. "Sure. Hey, at least wherever he is we know that your friend isn't having as much trouble as we are."

"Ron, I just got a report," Wade said. "Drakken had a lightning gun and he's terrorizing downtown Middleton. Check this out." Wade patched the communicator into a black and white security camera.
"Kim Possible, I know you're there," Drakken was shouting. "Come out and fight!"
"Dr. D, she's gone. Give it a rest."
Drakken stared at her with a hunted look in his eyes. "No way Shego. The second we drop our guard she'll show up and ruin everything. Until I see a body I don't take any chances. And I know that if I tear apart her hometown she'll show up. If she doesn't then I'll move on and take over the world."
Wade came back on. "You guys had better hurry."
"We're on our way," Darkwing said before Ron could answer. "Finally some action!" He paused and then looked at Ron. "Is it in the sidekick's handbook that you guy's have to call your boss by their initials?"
"I think so, I'd have to check," Ron said.
"So, where is this mall?"

"Give it up Negaduck," Kim said aiming one of Darkwing's spare gas guns. "There's nowhere to go."
"I beg to differ." He held up the transporter. "I don't know where Darkwing Dip is, but I'm betting this is the gadget that made him vanish. I've been experimenting and it can't get past thirty miles. So I took this amplifier and now to make sure he's gone and stays that way, I'm boosting the power on this baby and I'm going to send this whole city into outer space!"
Kim stared in shock. "Are you crazy? You'll kill hundreds of innocent people."
"Ah, I hadn't thought about that," he said. Then he grinned. "Thanks for the bonus! Hahahahahahah!" He raised his finger to push the button. Kim took aim with the gas gun and fired. The gas canister flew through the air and hit the teleporter. "No!" The tiny remote fell down.
"You'll never do it now!" Kim said.
Negaduck glared at her. "You're right. I guess now I'll just have to do it the old fashioned way!" He reached behind his back and pulled out a large grenade. "I really ought to thank you. It'll be so much more fun causing havoc with my bare hands!" Kim barely had time to duck before the explosion sent her flying off the edge of the building.

Darkwing and Shego traded blows while Drakken and Ron cheered them on. The duck's feet suddenly slipped during one of his kicks sending him flying through the air and delivering the blow to one of the building's support beams, denting it and making his whole body shake.
"What is taking so long Shego? He's a four foot tall duck!"
"Who just bent a steel beam with his foot!" Shego shot back. She sent a bolt of plasma at Darkwing. He ducked and the tip of his hat was burned off along with a few feathers. "And he won't hold still!"
"I'm a master of the martial arts trained in seventeen forms of unarmed combat. Surrender evil doers, before I get rough!"
"Way to go Darkwing!" Ron called. "Kick her butt!" Shego turned and glared at him, hands glowing. "I mean, uh, go Shego. Woo."
"Whose side are you on?" Darkwing yelled and jumped aside to avoid another blast.

Kim found herself landing in the Thunderquack. Launchpad smiled and said, "Hope I'm doing okay KP."
"You're doing great. Does this thing have any weapons?"
"Just the missiles." He pushed a button on the console. The mouth of the duck-shaped plane opened revealing the missile launcher. It took automatic aim at Negaduck.
"Uh oh," the villain said. Then the missile fired. It took off half the building and sent the evil duck flying through the air.
Suddenly Morganna appeared on the front of the plane with Gosalin, the wind whipping through their hair. Gosalin said, "Hey! Honker made this thing that should send you back. When you get there do you think you can send my dad home?" She held up something like a futuristic ray gun.
"I'll do my best," Kim said. "It was nice meeting you all."
"You too little missy," Launchpad said. "Hey, if you're ever in this universe again, drop us a line."
Kim nodded and Gosalin took aim with the gun. A second later Kim was gone and it was like she'd never been there.
Getting into the cockpit Gosalin and Morganna looked at Launchpad and Gosalin said, "Let's never mention this again." She threw the gun out so it would smash on the ground below.
"Deal," the others said.

Kim materialized in the air over Shego and landed with a thud just as Darkwing was about to finish her off. He sailed over the two of them and ended up taking down Drakken.
Lying on Shego Kim looked down into the other girl's eyes. "Uh, hi."
"So, you're back," Shego said.
"I guess," Kim said. "Miss me."
"Of course not," Shego said. "This new guy is way better than you." Then she added, "Not as cute though." Kim blushed. "I can't fight any more. I'll just lay here until the cops come." There was a very long pause. "Uh, do you want to get up now?"
Kim quickly got to her feet. Did Shego look disappointed? Moving her eyes away she saw Darkwing tying Drakken up. "I take it you're Darkwing Duck?"
"See?" Darkwing said to Ron. "My classic features are known to women everywhere."
"Actually I just came from your universe. Morganna is a little upset you missed your date."
Darkwing gulped. "Uh, did she say how mad?"
"Something about turning you into a yak if you didn't make it up to her. I'd hate to have seen that girlfriend of yours when she was a bad guy."
Darkwing shuddered and ran over to Ron. "Call that pudgy kid and get me home!"
Just then the communicator beeped. Ron answered it, "Hey Wade, what's up?"
"Using Darkwing's feather I was able to get a dimensional frequency. I can send him back."
"Then hurry up," Darkwing snapped. "I don't want to spend one more minute in this world." He smiled at them. "Not to say that it hasn't been fun guys, cause it hasn't."
"Yeah, whatever," Ron said.
"Just hold up the communicator," Wade said. Ron did as he was told. A green light came out and scanned the duck. "Three... two... one..." And then Darkwing was gone, his burnt hat landing on the floor.
"That, was weird," Kim said.
Ron nodded. "No kidding. So, what was the duck world really like?"
"A lot like this one," Kim said. "I'll tell you about it later. Right now I need to wash the smell of feathers out of my clothes."
Ron nodded and handed her the communicator back. Then he noticed something strange. "Hey, where's Rufus?"

Rufus blinked and looked around. He was standing in what looked like a giant hollow tree. He was just getting his bearings when he saw something move. Turning quickly he took a defensive stance.
A chipmunk in a red Hawaiian shirt came forward and stared at him. "Who're you?" Turning to look over his shoulder he called out, "Chip! Gadget! Monterey! We've got a visitor!"

Drakken and Shego sat in the back of the police van with their hands cuffed behind their backs. Drakken sighed happily. "Well, at least now I can get some rest."
"It is kind of nice to have the princess back..." She caught the look on his face. "Where we can keep an eye on her I mean."
"Right," Drakken said suspiciously. "Well mark my words Shego, we'll get her next time. She can't escape forever."
Suddenly the van jerked to a halt and from up front they heard some muffled yells. Shego got up and banged on the slot that the guards used to check on them. "Hey! Watch what you're doing up there."
The slot opened and a black-masked face peered in at them. Neither failed to notice the white feathers peeking over the top or the madness in the eyes that stared at them. Negaduck growled, "Both of you sit down and shut up. We've got work to do." And then it slammed closed and the van started moving again.


Author's Note:

Why did I do this? Because I bought the Darkwing Duck DVD set and decided this might be a good idea. Admittedly it's not as good as some of my other fics, but hey, look what I was working with. You are free to take this idea and do better if you can. Negaduck has always been one of my favorite Disney villains... largely because he's actually willing to shoot the good guy, not to mention blow him up, drop him off buildings, and go after him with a chainsaw. If you want to comment on this story email me at clayton_n@hotmail.com