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By: redwillNEVERbethenewblack
folder +S through Z › South Park › Slash - Male/Male
Rating: Adult
Chapters: 1
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Disclaimer: I do not own South Park, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.

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"hey baby."

"hey sugar,what are you doing?"

"oh,nothing much.Just thinking about you."

"awww,that's so sweet."

"you're so sweet."

"how come everybody that has somebody is not an angel like you?"

"gee,i dunno.but who cares about everybody.The only thing that matters is me and you."

"i love you."

"i love you too."

"i would love to marry you."

"really?"

"yes,wanna know what else i would love?"

"what?"

"i would love to fuck you...all night long."

"really?"

"yes."

"well,maybe if i go to your house i can make you feel better."

"ok,sweetie.i'll be waiting."

"ok."

"oh my god,my stomach really hurts right now."

"aww poor baby."

"i know,pity me."

"do you want me to go over there and make the pain go away?"

"yes,do i ever."

"ok,baby,expect me over there in a few minutes."

"ok,baby."

-break-

"ok,that was totally weird...yet soooo awesome." Stan says.

"yeah,i'll be at your house in a few."

"oh god,Kyle,wait-"Stan began but was cut off by the dial tone.

"dammit!!!"