Fuck Pig

SPOILERS OUT THE ASS, MAN. If you haven't read Goddess Rising or Megami Joushou, TURN BACK NOW. SRSLY.

I'm warning you!

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All that could be heard was the lazy hum of his ship as Dib arose from his chair, making his way over to a small suitcase in the corner. Clicking it open, he slowly sifted through its contents. After a moment he found what he was looking for.

After Dib's original memoirs had become famous throughout the universe, a brief shot of ego caused him to sit down and write some more. However, after the month he spent writing them down was over, he found that they were entirely too painful to ever look at again. Thankfully, he still kept them... He sighed as the small tablet computer sparked to life, brightly as the last time he had touched it.

Megami and Vermeil were sitting in the lounge, playing a tabletop game and making idle conversation. They had only been in flight for two days, and things were still strained between them. They looked up as Dib slowly entered the room. Vermeil, of course, was none too happy to see him. Megami's expression was questioning as she spied the tablet in Dib's hands.

"I promised to tell you my story," Dib sighed as he sat down across from them. "I wrote it all down long ago, so time hasn't changed it at all." Neither one of them replied. "Unfortunately... It's much too painful for me to deal with, so I am going to let you read it yourself." He lay the tablet down before Megami and patted her on the head. "There are things in here that are going to make you a little uncomfortable... But... The truth is sometimes uncomfortable."

She nodded and picked up the little screen as Dib left the room. "Would you like to read it with me?" she asked Vermeil, quietly.

Of course Vermeil really didn't. But he sat next to her on the sofa anyway, peering over her shoulder.