Goodvibes!

Goodvibes

Billy and Mandy (C) Cartoon Network and Adam Burton.

I dont hate jewish people, this was purely a means for shock value, thats all.

It was another beautiful day in Endsville, if you ignore the power plants everywhere fucking up the air and fucking up your lungs everytime you take a breath because those faggots dont care about the health...

Anyways, Lets go to Endsville Elementry, where we see Mrs. Butterbean teaching Sex Ed

Butterbean: Billy, tell me what this is?

Billy: A popsicle?

Butterbean: Its a fucking penis you dipshit jew!

Sperg: Hahahahaha you jew! You and your big fucking nose!

Billy: hheheheheheh Im a jew!

Everyone in class laughs except Mandy

Butterbean: Ok, shut the fuck up please, lets contiune this lesson so you wont populate the world with more dipshits like yourself. Now, all you need to know is if you put a penis inside of a vagina you will EXPLODE into a million pieces and die in hell where satan will fuck your butter dumpster for all eternity. Thats all you need to know, now scram, I need to test out my new dildo.

Irwin leaves the class and noticed the principal, Goodvibes in the corner, he has a grin on his face.

Goodvibes: Hey Irwin, get into my office pronto.

Irwin: erm... why?

Goodvibes: Just do what you're told!

They both enter his office.

Goodvibes: Irwin my boy, I got a deal for you, so listen up.

Irwin: Fine Yo.

Goodvibes: Now, I've got a secret to tell you Irwin... I love you...

Irwin: WHAT?!

Goodvibes: You know it, I LOVE YOU. You know that person you think is a hot chick named hotchick69?

Irwin: Yeah?

Goodvibes: THATS ME!

Irwin: WHAT? But you were so super fly and sexy ass nigga, I saw your picture!

Goodvibes: I got that off a porno site, now shut the fuck up and let me talk.

Irwin: Yes sir...

Goodvibes: Now the reason this whole thing started was I made a deal with your dad. Remember that mandatory naked picture thing I issued? Well when I got to your naked picture, I got a bigger boner than my nose! The reason I got so interested into naked kids is when I saw a porno movie I confiscated from some kid, made by some kid named Eddy, that just opened so many new doors! But now, I know your the only kid for me, so now I pay your dad to take naked pictures of you everyday in a sexy pose.

Irwin: So THATS what that is for, yo! I thought he was sendin' them to hotchick69!

Goodvibes: Yes, mystery solved, now can we get down to action?

Irwin: No way yo! I got only one love in my life, and that's Mandy!

GoodvibeS: Then why did you like that fake bitch?

Irwin: Simple Yo, to make Mandy Jealous!

Goodvibes: How about I cut a deal with you kid, if I can fuck you, I'll find a way to make Mandy love you.

Irwin: But yo, how can you do that?

Goodvibes: Im the principal! I can do anything I want, this is my school! I'll make a requirement for all "Mandys" to have sex with all "Irwins", or else they'll get all F's in their class

Irwin: That's genius, yo!

Goodvibes: Yessss, now want to get down to some butt fucking action?

Irwin: You know it bitch!

Irwin opened up his ass cheecks in a goatse like fashion, while Goodvibes unleashed his 4 inch cock and rammed it into Irwin's ass. He kept taking it in and out over and over.

Goodvibes: Bark for me doggy!

Irwin: WOOF~!

Goodvibes: Now thats what I call Doggy Style!

Goodvibes creamed cock juice all inside of Irwins black nigger ass.

Goodvibes: Ohhh... thats givin me good vibes, let me give you good vibes!

Irwin layed down on Goodvibes desk, and Goodvibes wrapped his mouth around Irwin's cock, just sucking it dry.

Irwin: So this is what sex is like, yo! I think I like it! KEEP IT GOIN BITCH

Goodvibes kept sucking harder, and harder and harder, and soon, Irwin came!

Irwin: OHHHH FUCK YEAH!

Goodvibes: Ready to give me a blowjob now kiddo?

Irwin: Sure man

Goodvibes layed down on the floor, completly naked, and Irwin started sucking on his cock and rubbing his hairy testicles

Goodvibes: Oh, Im gettin good vibrations!

Irwin kept licking the cock dry, and then some sperm shot up onto the cieling, and started dripping down on each others heads.

Goodvibes: YEAH! Thats what I call a good fuck!

Irwin: Will you do that... you know... task for me now?

Goodvibes: Sure thing nigga.

CUE TO MANDYS HOUSE

Mandy's sittin on the couch watching some shitty MTV reality show, when all of a sudden, her mom walks up.

Mandy's Mom: Heyyyy... uhh... mandy?

Mandy: What the fuck do you want cunt?

Mandy's Mom: Well... uh...

Mandy: SPIT IT OUT BITCH - mandy spits in her face -

Mandy's Mom: There was a letter for you in the mail...

Mandy: A letter huh? GIVE IT.

She hands Mandy the letter

Mandy's Mom: Ok, bye sweety! Can we skip the paddle spanking tonight?

Mandy: No, you need to know whos the boss around here, and whos my bitches, GOT THAT, and for asking me that you get double.

Mandy's Mom: Ok yes, bye!

Mandy opens the letter, and it reads:

"Endsvill school announcement, everyone with the name "Mandy" must have a mandatory fuck session with everyone named "Irwin" If they dont attend, they will flunk out of school and be shot in the head several times and have their corpse raped. "

Mandy: What the fuck is this shit? Why would they want me to fuck that nerd?

Billy and Grim enter

Billy: Hey Mandy!

Mandy: What do you two faggots want?

Grim: Well... I dont know, we come here everyday for some reason even though I hate you.

Mandy: Grim, I have a problem, the schoolboard is requiring me to fuck Irwin or else I'll flunk.

Grim: I got an idea how to solve your dilema.

CUT TO IRWINS HOUSE

Irwin's Dad: Hey whats up little nigga?

Irwin: Sup Yo!

Irwin's Dad: Nigga, why the happy face?

Irwin: Well Nigga, I'm gonna fuck Mandy tommorow at school, although I'm a little confused how to do it right.

Irwin's Dad: Yo, your dads gonna school you on the way to a womans heart.

Cut to Coffee table

Irwin's Dad: The first step is music, play the perfect music to set the mood and shes yours!

Irwin looks through some CD cases, and finds a Hanson album, and smiles!

Irwin's Dad: Then, you gotta work on your moves.

He shows Irwin how he did it to his mom.

Irwin: Oh so THATS how!

Dad puts in a porno movie and they start jackin off together, 30 minutes later, Irwin realizies

Irwin: Wait a minute, why am I workin out?

Irwin's Dad: Isnt this for the biggest cock contest?

Irwin: No, we were teaching me how to fuck!

Irwin's Dad: OH, well you'll be fine. Now try to cum again, you can use the exersize.

Cut to Livingroom

Irwin's Dad: The Final step is findin the right threads.

Irwin comes in a bondage suit, Dad nods "no"

Next, he comes in a fairy princess outfit, Dad nods no.

Finally, he comes completly naked.

Irwin's Dad: Thats it yo!

Irwin: So you think I'm ready?

Irwin's Dad: For sure yo. One more piece of advice, and this is the most important of all.

Irwin: What is?

Irwin's Dad: The way to a womans heart, is the clitoris.

Irwin: Wheres that?

Irwin's Dad: You gotta look deep inside her cunt yo!

Irwin: Awesome, time to go!

Next day at school, we see Irwin in the Gymnasium alone, and naked.

Irwin: Yo, wheres my glasses! Oh there they are!

As soon as he puts them on, Mandy seems to appear out of nowhere.

Mandy: Irwin, I'm ready...

Irwin: Mandy, is that you?

Mandy: Yes

Mandy takes off ALL of her clothes, leaving her naked.

Irwin: Thats hot yo! Lets fuck!

Mandy takes Irwin's cock and starts sucking the shit out of it.

Irwin: Oh yeah bitch! SUCK IT!

Mandy keeps sucking harder and harder, just then, irwin shits on the floor

Mandy sniffs, and takes her mouth off of his cock.

Mandy: Whats that?

Irwin: oops, I forgot to hold my ass. My ass is so loose because yesterday...

Mandy: Shut up

Mandy picks up the piece of shit and rubs it all over Irwins black cock.

Mandy: This shall make it more tasty.

Mandy puts her mouth on the shit flavored cock and sucks all the poopy off of it. Just then, Irwin creams in her mouth.

Mandy: Hey, ready for me to take it up the ass?

Irwin: You know it! Can I lick it clean?

Mandy: Sure

Mandy bends over and Irwin takes his tounge and licks all the shit out of it and gulps it down in an instant.

Irwin then takes his cock and shoves it in her ass, and fucks the shit out of her.

Mandy: Irwin...?

Irwin: Yeah?

Mandy: I love this, keep fucking HARDER! HARDER!

Irwin keeps fucking her, and then he takes the dick out and cups all ove rher back, then immedietly goes for her pussy.

Irwin then remembers: "Dad said something about her clit, i gotta wiggle my dick around to find it.

Irwin looks all around for her clit, then BING

Mandy MOANS

Irwin begins fucking the shit out of that more and more, and then Irwin cums inside of Mandy.

They both lie on the floor completly naked.

Mandy: Irwin?

Irwin: yeah?

Mandy: Im gonna get pregnant becuase of you.

Irwin: Oh yo, I'm sorry!

Mandy: No, I want your babies, I WANT TO MARRY YOU!

Irwin: REally?

Mandy: Yes, I want to be your bride!


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Grim: Somethings wrong! Its malfunctioning due to his ego!

Mandy: -sigh-

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Irwin: This is a dream come true.

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Irwin: Oh no, not you again!

Fred: Yes I can spell my name real good! F R E D F R E D B U R

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FRED FREDBURGER! YES!

Irwin: What the fuck? Whats happening to you mandy?

Mandy transformes into his cousin Sandy

Sandy: That was a good fuck!

Irwin: What, I fucked my cousin?

Fred: I think of it as a freeway! FRED FREDBURGER

Irwin wakes up out of his bed, breaking the machine.

Irwin: NO! It was just a dream yo!

Mandy: No it wasnt, Soon after we fucked you fell asleep due to you were so relaxed. I carried you to your room, where you must of had that dream

Irwin: Really?

Mandy: Yes, but do not tell anyone about this, infact, lets pretend that it never happened in the first place, leaving no continuity what so ever.

Irwin: Sure yo! I gotta go brush my teeth, its morning yo! Bye My beautiful mandy!

Irwin Kisses her on the cheek and runs downstairs

Mandy: Looks like the plan worked Grim

Grim: Yes, X has alot of useful inventions, that dream machine was just top notch!

Mandy: But how did you afford that?

Grim: I told him I'd take naked pictures of Billy

Mandy: Eww...

CUT TO ROOM: NAMBLA ENDSVILLE

Goodvibes: Welcome to our fourth meeting, Anyone find any new life partners?

X: I did, this little boy named Billy, Hes jewish too, and I love cocks like that.

Skarr: You mean that boy who keeps shitting all over my garden?

X: Shit is good for a garden, helps the plant grow!

Skarr: Oh, good then.

Goodvibes: Mr. Skarr, find any life partners?

Skarr: -sigh- no, not yet, although theres some freckled ginger that made me aroused, but he tried to kill me once. I'll find true love again, one day...

Goodvibes: It's alright Skarr, I'll dress up in a diaper and hold a binky in my mouth just for you, we'll pretend im a baby and you can fuck me!

Skarr: Sounds swell, lets get too it!

THE END

Kudos to you if you read all that shit