Couple Mania, Xiaolin Showdown Style.

Introduction

Hi there. I don't own the show and/or the characters. I would like to own the show, but it wouldn't be fair by Warner Bros. Studios.

Anyway this is just an introduction of how this is going to work. I will write a good quantity of chapters; each chapter will be about a Xiaolin Showdown couple you would like to see. The chapters will be short, and some may or may not be sexually oriented. Examples of the type of couples can be: yuri couples, male/male (if there are any girls who like yaoi), threesomes are also possible, and finally the traditional straight couples.

This is just for now.
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Couple: DashixWuya

Let’s go into the past of Xiaolin Showdown. There was an enraged battle between legendary Xiaolin monk Dashi and the Heylin witch Wuya. These two were supposed to hate each other, but the truth is that they loved each other. Both have maintained their secret relationship for quite a good time, yet for how long this affair will be? Find out if they can find a way to be together. (Like a Romeo and Juliet drama)

Dashi was walking down the woods, outside the temple, thinking on how his relationship with Wuya occurred. He should know that he is of the good guys and she is an evil witch, yet he couldn’t stop thinking of her. Dashi would like to find a way to still be a Xiaolin monk, while maintaining his relationship with Wuya. Just then, he spotted Wuya under a big tree and a little bit upset. He runs over to where she is to say hi.

Dashi: Hi Wuya. Well, how’s it going?
Wuya: Not okay, Dashi. It is not one of my days you know.
Dashi: Why is that baby?
Wuya: It is just that you are on the side of good, and I am in the side of evil. We shouldn’t be together, yet we have become lovers in secret.
Dashi: I know what you mean Wuya. How could I fall in love with an evil, but attractive witch like you? Your long red hair, ruby lips, and tanned skin are the physical qualities that made me fall for you.
Wuya: Sad but true. You’re of the good guys, and I still have feelings for you Dashi. I too a liking for you because of your oval shaped head, yellow skin, and that nice straw hat you always wear.
Dashi: Do you like my hat?
Wuya: Yes, I do like it. I really love you, even though you’re with the Xiaolin warriors.
Dashi: I also love you, and I don’t care if you’re on the dark side (Heylin). I would like that our relationship doesn’t have to be a secret forever, so we could stay together.
Wuya: I know what you mean. I always need to lie to my rock minions about our secret love. I don’t want this to be a secret eternally. Some times I would give up on my evil nature just to be with you.
Dashi: I would like to become evil just to keep our relationship fine as it is, but I guess there are some things that were not meant to be.
Wuya: I guess you’re right. (She paused for a moment then though on an idea.) Just do me one favor Dashi, that for whatever reason that happens in the future never forget me, and that you will still have some feelings for me or else.
Dashi: As a Xiaolin warrior, I promise to you baby that I will still have feelings for you, my evil, beautiful lover Wuya. How about we seal our promise with a good kiss?
Wuya: I would love to.

(Both kissed each other with intense passion; they then separated just for a moment and both continued to make out with each other)

Dashi: You’re really a hot woman, Wuya. You really know how to kiss.
Wuya: I guess you really know how to hit on ladies, Dashi. Also, you’re a great kisser.
(They made out more and until next day, where they slept in each others arms. They were really happy that night because they would remember it for ever. They woke up and smiled at each other.)

Dashi: Until next time, you sexy witch.
Wuya: Okay, see you horny monk.

This was chapter 1 with Dashi and Wuya as a couple. Chapter 2 will be updated in any moments.