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Sex Clues

By: Diayma
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Rating: Adult ++
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Disclaimer: I do not own Blues Clues, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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1: The Idea

Title: Sex Clues

Rating: NC-17

Fandom: Blue's Clues (don't ask...please.)

Pairing: Steve/Joe

Author: Diayma

Email: DiaymaChaos@yahoo.com or Diayma@gmail.com

Feedback: Yes...please? I don't care what kind it is for this fic.

Warnings: Sex of Nick Jr characters, slash, humor, bondage, mpreg...if I continue it.

Summary: Uh...an adult version of Blue's Clues featuring Steve and Joe only. No puppies in this.

Archive: WWOMB (possibly), adult-fanfiction.org, my website (eventually), my livejournal. If anyone actually WANTS it...feel free to take it. Just tell me where it's going.

Author's Note: *Revamped March 28th, 2008* Fixed some of the sentences and decided to add more to the chapter. *YES* I do plan on updating this...someday soon.
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Steve groaned and arched up into the fleeting caress. Chuckling, Joe leaned up and kissed Steve deeply.

"You're insatiable," chuckled Joe as he pulled Steve into his arms. Steve just laughed before palming Joe's semi-hard cock. Joe jerked and shuddered causing Steve to laugh again.

"I'm not the only one insatiable," drawled Steve as he gently stroked Joe's cock into full arousal. Joe groaned and his hips jerked of their own accord. Steve smiled, a bit evilly, before swallowing him whole. Joe yelped at the sudden warmth and wetness before moaning as Steve licked and nibbled his way up Joe's cock before sucking on the tip, laving it with his tongue. Joe whimpered as Steve licked the slit at the same time he pushed one slim finger inside. As the very tip of Steve's finger rubbed against his prostate, Joe groaned out a warning. Steve immediately deep throated him, causing Joe to gasp before moaning Steve's name as he came. Steve immediately swallowed it all before sitting up, looking like the cat that caught the canary...and ate it too. As Joe reached for Steve, Steve leaned back, out of Joe's reach.

"Steve?" asked Joe, confused. They always reciprocated during sex unless one or the other or both of them were too damned tired. Steve just grinned at Joe's confused look.

"We're..." drawled Steve. "Gonna play a game."

"A *game*?" asked Joe incredulous, leaning up on his elbows.

"That's right," said Steve, "A game."

"What game?" asked Joe shrewdly. He's known that Steve had been wanting to try a bondage act but was too scared to ask, lest he frightened Joe away.

"Blue's Clues." Steve grinned.

"WHAT?!" yelped Joe, surreptiously looking around for the T.V cameras. "You wanna play Blue's Clues...for....for sex?!"

"Just us two," soothed Steve. They're both tired of pretending to be high and carefree as they let Nick Jr. film Blue's Clues every day. Luckily, Blue is at Magenta's house for the next week, giving them some much needed time alone together.

"We'd need Blue," growled Joe, not wanting their dog in the middle of their sex life.

"No we don't." Steve smirked before pulling out three silk scarves from underneath the mattress. "We just need these."

"I didn't agree," groaned Joe but Steve could tell he's intrigued.

"Wait for five minutes. Clues will have the scarves around them," smirked Steve. "Put the clues together to figure out what I want."

"Fine," sighed Joe. Steve kissed him before he bounded off, naked. Joe laid back down, trying to figure it all out. Unlike what the show portrayed, the two of them were not complete idiots. Alright, he knew that Steve's been wanting more than just plain, old vanilla sex. He also knew that Steve's been wanting a Dom/sub relationship with Joe as the Dom, but he loved Joe too much to risk asking for it. It's not like Joe's repulsed by the idea, he just never gave it any thought but now it seemed intriguing. Joe then groaned as he realized he's hard, having imagined what a D/s relationship with Steve would actually mean. Trying to will away his erection, Joe succeeded, barely, as Steve re-entered the room, his own cock half-hard. He raised an eyebrow as he leaned against the doorjam, as if to say 'You done yet?'

"So basically, i'm looking for the clues that'll tell me what you want to do in bed, right?" asked Joe.

"Pretty much," said Steve.

"And this idea came about...how?" asked Joe, actually curious.

"Actually...I don't know." said Steve, slightly bemused.

//My idea. I'm running on five hours of sleep. Seeing Blue's Clues first thing in the morning didn't help.//

"And a voice from the sky...comes from nowhere..." said Joe dubiously as he and Steve looked up at the ceiling.

"I'm thinking she's the author." said Steve slowly.

"Alright," sighed Joe getting up before glancing at his body wryly. "Do I have to be naked for this?"

//Yes.//

"Pervert," growled Joe.

//Damn right.//

"Get started," said Steve with a laugh as he gestured to the living room. Joe growled, got up, and grabbed Steve's neck, pulling him into a deep kiss. Steve groaned and clutched the wall, gasping when Joe broke the kiss.

"Alright. I'll do this." said Joe before heading into the living room.

//Did you have any choice?//

Steve snickered at the confused tone to the author's voice. Why did he have the feeling this was going to be very interesting?

~*To be continued*~

March 27th update: Yes, I reworked some sentences and fixed my horrid spelling mistakes.

Yes, I am updating this.

Yes, there is even another chapter.

No, I am not deleting the story, so go enjoy the next chapter.
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