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Transformers › G1
Rating:
Adult
Chapters:
5
Views:
2,623
Reviews:
2
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
1
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All things baught and sold here!
Alright so it was late, a friend and I were talking about on of her OCs looking for a mech, and what she might find if she did like a google search. So knowing that there is so much damned porn on the net I just kind of went with it.
Essentially it came out to be something of a Cybertronian porn shop infomercial.
Hi we all know that there is no mech out there that really knows what a femme likes. *smiles nods winks* We've got something for you. The new and improved Devastator! With six settings! Oil proof water proof and acid resistant! It even comes in Purple and Neon Green!
Next we have The Menasor made for those that like double penatration it has a detachable apendage!
And for those femmes that have just given up on mechs and their rods the Bruticus, with a forward and aft port inserts it also has an attachable rod for a fellow femme!
Some of us like our things a little more command, and things stationary this next product is probably our largest package available. The Ironhide comes with leather restraints, and attached chains for extra noise, as well as a sling, standee, whip, paddle, several cock teasers and nipple punchers, tape, spreader bar, collar, blind fold, ring gag, crop, and ball gag! After all it is restraint that makes the application of pain or pleasure both possible and safer. Whipping, paddling, tickling, stroking, feeling, pinching, licking, sucking, and even fucking are sometimes easier to accomplish when the one on the receiving end can neither resist nor flee!
Naturally some of you won't want to go that far, for you we have our portable forward sensor stimulator! This little yellow hooks into place with ease vibrator is lovingly called the Bumblebee. It can be warn under the armor, and lasts for several hours on one set of batteries, the small remote control that comes with is discrete and is pen shaped so others will have trouble figuring it out. Let the Bumblebee go to work on you!
This is our special of the month! This ridged rod is packing more then any other thing we've sold! With a compartment on the handle, you can interchange the tip, the length and even the type of vibration it uses! Soundwave is sure to please anyone and everyone! This pole can do it all! And if that wasn't enough there are more vibration settings on this thing then every other item combined!
This just in, its a little small but we're sure it will please them all, the Scourge is a thin blue rod, with a tip that is colored pink, it glows in the dark! Great to take to parties and weddings, even those late night movies! Scourge goes anywhere!
Do you like to show your mech or Femme who's boss? Then this is for you! Our package deal is a one time purchase that will have your mate screaming for more every time. Includes chains, whips, a swing, body paints and the largest vibrator that can be strapped on available on the market. And wait there's more! We will throw in a bottle of lube of with your choice of flavor! That's right we are proud to present the one and only Megatron! ** Ball gag not included.
Last but certainly not least! Reliable, loyal and always there when you need to get off the Shockwave! With three easy settings of slow fast and slight electric shock! This big gun will never disappoint!
Order now and we will thrown in an Astrotrain an no extra charge! That's right! The first ever transforming vibrator that can be male or female! Whatever you need done Astrotrain will get the job done!
Each one of our items comes with a full 100% orgasm guarantee! If you're not happy send it back at no cost! And keep the Astrotrain for FREE! You will never find any other deal better then ours Act now! While supplies last!
Essentially it came out to be something of a Cybertronian porn shop infomercial.
Hi we all know that there is no mech out there that really knows what a femme likes. *smiles nods winks* We've got something for you. The new and improved Devastator! With six settings! Oil proof water proof and acid resistant! It even comes in Purple and Neon Green!
Next we have The Menasor made for those that like double penatration it has a detachable apendage!
And for those femmes that have just given up on mechs and their rods the Bruticus, with a forward and aft port inserts it also has an attachable rod for a fellow femme!
Some of us like our things a little more command, and things stationary this next product is probably our largest package available. The Ironhide comes with leather restraints, and attached chains for extra noise, as well as a sling, standee, whip, paddle, several cock teasers and nipple punchers, tape, spreader bar, collar, blind fold, ring gag, crop, and ball gag! After all it is restraint that makes the application of pain or pleasure both possible and safer. Whipping, paddling, tickling, stroking, feeling, pinching, licking, sucking, and even fucking are sometimes easier to accomplish when the one on the receiving end can neither resist nor flee!
Naturally some of you won't want to go that far, for you we have our portable forward sensor stimulator! This little yellow hooks into place with ease vibrator is lovingly called the Bumblebee. It can be warn under the armor, and lasts for several hours on one set of batteries, the small remote control that comes with is discrete and is pen shaped so others will have trouble figuring it out. Let the Bumblebee go to work on you!
This is our special of the month! This ridged rod is packing more then any other thing we've sold! With a compartment on the handle, you can interchange the tip, the length and even the type of vibration it uses! Soundwave is sure to please anyone and everyone! This pole can do it all! And if that wasn't enough there are more vibration settings on this thing then every other item combined!
This just in, its a little small but we're sure it will please them all, the Scourge is a thin blue rod, with a tip that is colored pink, it glows in the dark! Great to take to parties and weddings, even those late night movies! Scourge goes anywhere!
Do you like to show your mech or Femme who's boss? Then this is for you! Our package deal is a one time purchase that will have your mate screaming for more every time. Includes chains, whips, a swing, body paints and the largest vibrator that can be strapped on available on the market. And wait there's more! We will throw in a bottle of lube of with your choice of flavor! That's right we are proud to present the one and only Megatron! ** Ball gag not included.
Last but certainly not least! Reliable, loyal and always there when you need to get off the Shockwave! With three easy settings of slow fast and slight electric shock! This big gun will never disappoint!
Order now and we will thrown in an Astrotrain an no extra charge! That's right! The first ever transforming vibrator that can be male or female! Whatever you need done Astrotrain will get the job done!
Each one of our items comes with a full 100% orgasm guarantee! If you're not happy send it back at no cost! And keep the Astrotrain for FREE! You will never find any other deal better then ours Act now! While supplies last!