Relaxation

(A/N: This fic was requested by my wifey-poo krazifreak over on deviantART, and I decided to post it up here for others to enjoy as well. Also, the French maid/Kittycon Blitzwing idea is copyrighted to krazifreak, and I had her permission to use the idea in this story. I would have mentioned that in the main disclaimer, but I had no space to do so. :P Anyway, I hope you all enjoy the delicious Blitzwing slashy goodness! :D)

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Relaxation


It was a very busy morning for Icy and Random, cleaning and dusting their master's mansion. Hothead wouldn't be back home from work until later this evening, so it was just the two of them together as they went from room to room, polishing the furniture and making sure everything was in place. Icy hummed softly under his intake as he brushed a feather duster over a vase, while Random giggled as he vacuumed the carpet, his tail swishing from side to side as he set about his task.

"Say Icy, Mazter Hothead haz been vorking very hard zhis veek, hazn't he?" Random chirped when he clicked off the vacuum cleaner. Icy nodded in agreement as he set down his duster, smoothing out a wrinkle in his maid uniform. "Ja, he certainly haz been busy zhis veek. I cannot recall ze last time Mazter Hothead haz had a moment to unvind."

"Ooh, maybe ve should help him relax vhen he gets home!" Random giggled and clapped his hands, making the calmer mech smile slightly at his exuberance.

"Hmm...I think zat iz a good idea, Random. Vhat do you haff in mind to help Mazter Hothead relax?" Icy asked.

Random's face screwed up in a thoughtful way, and he reached up to scratch one of his kitty ears as he wracked his processor. What could he and Icy do to help their master unwind after a tough day of work? It would have to be something all of them could enjoy. Then, with a smile that was like the sun coming out from behind a dark cloud, a huge grin lit up his face. "I've got it! I haff ze perfect idea in mind, ja!"

"Care to share it vith me, Random?" Icy smiled, and when Random leaned over and whispered in his ear, he couldn't help but feel excited, too.

"Ooh, zat iz a VERY good idea. It haz mein approval. I am sure Mazter Hothead vill enjoy it very much~"

"Hahahahahaha!! Zhen should I go and get zhings ready?" Random giggled and bounced on his heels, his tail swishing back and forth.

"Ja, you go ahead and do zat. I'll go and get Mazter Hothead's dinner ready, zhen I'll join you." Icy nodded.

"Okie-dokie!" Random giggled again and saluted, then with a swish of his skirts he skipped out of the room, all agog with excitement at the wonderful idea he had in mind to help his beloved master/older brother relax this evening. Icy smiled in slight amusement at his youngest sibling, wondering how he could be so full of energy all the time. But then again, that's what made Random...well, Random. Still smiling as he thought of his younger brother, the calm and collected Kittycon exited the room and went to the kitchen to prepare dinner for his older sibling. He couldn't wait for Hothead to get home, so that he and Random could work out the plan his brother had come up with to help their master relax. He just hoped that Hothead didn't have to work overtime this evening...

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Evening came, and Hothead was ever grateful for it as he made his way towards the front door of his home. Frag but was he exhausted. He was really looked forward to getting off his stabilizing servos. He opened the door, and as expected, his two younger siblings were there to greet him.

"Velcome home, Mazter Hothead!!!" Random giggled and all but threw himself at the red-faced Kittycon with unbridled enthusiasm.

It was only pure luck that Hothead was able to keep his balance when his youngest brother practically jumped on him and seized him in a fierce embrace. "Unnff! It iz nice to zee you too, Random."

Random giggled happily and released Hothead. "I am so happy zat you are back! Now me and Icy can-- Oopsie! I almost gave ze surprise avay!" The hyperactive Kittycon clapped his servos over his mouth, restraining his giggles of excitement. Before Hothead could ask what this 'surprise' was, Random ran from the room, still giggling like crazy.

"Vhat vas zat all about?" Hothead looked over at Icy, who shrugged and smiled enigmatically as he stepped forward to remove his coat for him.

"Oh, Random just thought of a little somezhing zat he vishes to do to help you relax after all of today's hard vork, zat iz all, Mazter." Icy replied, hanging up his older brother's coat before serving him a tall glass of chilled oil. Hothead sipped from his glass and let out a satisfied sigh as the smooth oil coursed down his throat and into his fuel tank. Loosening his tie, he wondered if Icy was also in on this 'surprise' Random had cooked up. And just what WAS this surprise anyway?

Before he could open his mouth and attempt to try and ask Icy about the surprise, Random poked his head out from the end of the hallway and announced, "Dinner vill be served in five cycles! Come and get it vhile it's hot! Hahahahahaha!"

When Random withdrew his head, the eldest Kittycon turned to his second-youngest brother and remarked with a wry grin, "I suppoze zat I vill haff to vait until after dinner to find out about zhis...surprise, eh?"

"Ja, Mazter Hothead." Icy just smiled, which prompted his older brother to cycle out a noisy sigh.

"I figured as much..."

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One scrumptious dinner and a hot bath later, Hothead was ready to get off his stabilizing servos and relax on his bed, maybe read a digital novel for a bit, before going into some much needed recharge. Wrapped up in his fluffy white bathrobe, he headed towards his bedroom, still thinking about that 'surprise' that Random and Icy had yet to show him. What had his youngest (and slightly screwloose) brother thought up to surprise him? He could only hope it wouldn't be anything dangerous or life-threatening...

However, all thoughts about Random's surprise being remotely dangerous was banished from Hothead's CPU when the Kittycon opened the door to his bedroom, and found his two younger brothers inside, waiting for him with smiles on their faces. Well, at least Icy was smiling; Random had such an impossibly huge grin on him, it was a miracle his faceplates didn't crack under the strain.

"Ooh! You're finally here, Mazter Hothead!" Random whooped and flung himself at his older brother, nearly knocking him flat.

"Unnfff!! Keep zat up and you vill haff me in ze hozpital vard vone day, Random." Hothead managed to loosen Random's grip from around his neck. Random just giggled and seized Hothead's servos, leading him to the berth where Icy was waiting.

"Now zat you are here, me and Icy can finally give you ze surprise, ja!" Random chirped happily as Hothead made himself comfortable on the berth. The red-faced Kittycon was about to inquire what his two younger siblings had in mind, when he suddenly felt a pair of cool hands on his shoulderplates.

"Just sit back and relax, Mazter." Icy smiled, while Random giggled and sat at the foot of the berth, taking one of Hothead's pedes in his lap, with the clear intent on giving Hothead a foot-rub.

"So, zhis iz vhat you had in mind? Heh...I don't mind zhis at all." Hothead grinned and willingly leaned back against Icy, sighing with contentment as his two younger siblings began to massage him.

"Oh, zhis iz only ze beginning~" Icy exhanged a secret smile with Random, who giggled and grinned a very big grin. "Oh ja, zhis iz only a taste of vhat ve haff in store for you, Mazter!"

Okay, now that definately piqued Hothead's curiousity. But right now he felt way too relaxed to try and get anything out of his siblings. He decided to just enjoy the massage for the time being. He dimmed his visor and let out a relaxed sigh as he felt Icy's cool fingers rub up and down his shoulders. Random's touch was equally gentle on his pedes; at first he had been nervous that Random would try and tickle him out of pure mischief, but when nothing of the sort happened, he relaxed even more. Frag, this was acutally quite nice. He wouldn't have minded one bit if this was all there was to the surprise his brothers had in mind for him. He was getting so relaxed, in fact, that he was starting to doze off.

This was the moment Icy and Random had been waiting for. With a slight grin on his faceplates, Icy removed one servo from Hothead's shoulder, and reached up to fondle one of his brother's ears. At the same time, Random released his older brother's pede and slipped in between his legs, and with a wicked smile he boldly placed his servo in between Hothead's legs, rubbing at his port through the soft material of his bathrobe.

If Random and Icy had been hoping for a reaction from their older brother, they sure as slag got one. Hothead gasped loudly at the unexpected touches and bucked against Random's servo; since Random was right in front of him, he was the perfect target for the shocked expression the older Kittycon had on his faceplates. "V-Vhat are you doing?!" He blurted, totally at a loss for words.

Random cackled and kept rubbing his fingers against Hothead's groin, grinning wickedly when Hothead bit down on his lip to contain a moan. "Vhat does it look like, mein precious Mazter? Zhis iz a part of mein plan to help you relax~"

Hothead opened his mouth to try and make a comment, but Icy chose that moment to stroke the tip of his ear in an increadibly erotic manner, causing him to shudder and moan as a purple blush rose to his cheeks. "A-Aahhh...slag, zat feels good."

"I am glad to hear zat, mein vrother~" Icy cooed right into Hothead's other ear, his glossa flicking out to tease the rim of it. Hothead gasped and moaned, digging his fingers into Icy's french maid outfit as he tilted his head back to accept more of Icy's touches. It was having an affect on him, which was noticed by Random.

"Ooh! Somevone iz getting all hot and excited down zhere!" Random whooped with delight, running his glossa over his jagged dentals, grinning widely as he felt the heat of Hothead's port clearly through his sibling's bathrobe.

"Nnghhh! S-Slag...you two...Uuhhnn!!" Hothead groaned helplessly as both Icy and Random continued to molest him so wonderfully. Icy stroked and fondled his kitty ears with an expert's touch. His glossa came into play as well, caressing the edges of the sensitive ears. Random pulled aside the bathrobe covering his older sibling's port and placed his servo directly upon Hothead's codpiece, grinning pervertedly as he felt a warm liquid wetness springing up from the seams there.

"Ooohhh! You are getting so nice and vet, Mazter Hothead!" Random swirled the fluid around slightly, which made Hothead buck against his servo with a sharp hiss. "Whoo-hoohoo, you like it vhen I do zat, ja? Zhen you vill like it even more vhen I do zhis..." The younger Kittycon removed his servo and scooted down until his face was level with Hothead's leaking codpiece. He gripped onto the older mech's thighs and spread them further apart, and he lapped at the lubricant that was trickling out. "Mmmm...you taste delicious~"

Needless to say, this really got Hothead's arousal skyrocketing. He bucked and writhed, groaning and panting as the heat built up to nearly intolerable levels. "Nngghh! R-Random! Ahhhn! O-Oh frag!" Hothead let out a particularly loud moan when he felt Icy contribute to his pleasure by reaching down and rubbing his cool fingers against the base of his tail, a definate hotspot on his person.

"Ve can zee zat you are enjoying zhis, mein vrother~" Icy purred right into Hothead's ear, before going to plant a few teasing kisses and licks along the older mech's neck seams. "Vhy don't you open up your port for Random, so he can pleasure you properly?"

Fragging Pit! The mere thought of Random giving him oral was almost enough to make Hothead overload on the spot. With a shuddering gasp he did as Icy asked him to, and the protective panel slid back, which allowed his stiff cable to rise free from its housing.

"Oooooh, you're so big and hard, mein sexy Mazter~" Random stroked the tip of Hothead's cable with his thumb, loving the way the lubricant swirled around the tip of Hothead's length as he did so. "I am going to gobble you up, hohohohohoho!" And without further ado, Random promptly wrapped his lips around the end of the older Kittycon's shaft, flicking his glossa over the head and dipping it into the little slit, tasting the sweet tang of lubricant as he drew more of Hothead's cable into his mouth, until more than half of the other mech's length was practically shoved down his throat.

"A-AHHHHHHHHH! FRAGGIN' PRIMUS!!!" Hothead hollered as Random deepthroated him with all the flair of a professional, and it took all the restraint he had in his entire spark not to shoot his load of lube in that instant. But Random wasn't making it easy for him to hold back, not when he was sucking and lapping at his cable as if his very lifeforce depended on it, and Icy wasn't helping either. The stoic Kittycon would not leave his burning ears or his twitching tail alone for even an instant, and he kept molesting these two sensitive bodyparts with his glossa and fingers, the former teasing his ears and the latter rubbing and stroking up and down the length of his tail. Icy also kept assaulting his neck with kisses and licks, and whenever the mood took him he would nip at the heated metal, causing him to yelp with bliss.

"Mmmmm...you are getting so burning HOT, mein Mazter~" Icy cooed and rubbed his glossa along Hothead's cheek, making the older mech groan. He didn't add that he was also getting a little excited down in between his legs as well; watching Random service Hothead, and all of Hothead's moans and gasps were taking their toll on Icy's arousal, and he could feel lubricant starting to soak his lacy panties. He took hold of Hothead's servo and guided it underneath his skirts, pressing it flush against his crotchplate. "H-Hahhh...and you haff gotten me so hot as vell, Mazter."

"O-Ohhh...I can tell." Hothead smirked at his younger sibling. "Do you vant me to lend a servo in zat matter?" He rubbed his hot digits against the silky material of Icy's underwear. Icy moaned and bucked his hips slightly, whimpering with need. "J-Ja...please mein vrother...I vant it so bad."

"Zhere iz somezhing I vant you to do for me first, Icy." Hothead's smirk grew seductive and predatory. The blue-faced Kittycon moaned, "A-Anyzhing for you, Mazter."

Hothead's fingers rubbed and stroked against Icy's port, and he savored the beautiful moans that it wrung from his brother's vocalizer before he gave the other mech his request: "I vant you to use your tail on Random vhile I finger zat tight little aft of yours, mein Icy~"

Needless to say, that little statement heightened the arousal of both his younger brothers to nearly intolerable levels. Random moaned and released Hothead's cable from his mouth long enough to whimper, "O-Oohh jaaaaaaaa~ Icy, I vant to feel your tail on me. M-Mmmmm...I'm burning, mein vrother~" Random scooted into a position where he could still give Hothead oral, but now he was closer to Icy, and he presented the other mech his skirt-covered derriere, swishing his tail back and forth invitingly. Hothead couldn't resist reaching under those skirts to rub Random's aft through the silky panties he was also wearing, which made his youngest sibling buck and squeal with delight. "Mmmm, vhat a nice little aft you haff, Random. I vill haff to sample all of its delights anothzer time." He withdrew his hand from underneath Random's skirts, but he seized the hem of said skirts and lifted them up, revealing Random's pert, panty-clad aft to his older siblings. Random's tail curled and he let out a mewl as he wriggled his derriere at Icy, inviting him to touch him there. Icy responded to the invitation by rubbing the end of his tail against Random's aft, making the younger mech giggle and shiver.

"Hahahahah, zat tickles! Hahahahahah---Oohh! Uuhhnnnn...I-Icy~" Random's giggles dissolved into moans of pleasure as Icy's tail worked its way underneath his panties and started to tease the seams on his aft. With a whimper the plating on his aft port slid back, and he bit his bottom lip and whined, "P-Put your tail in me, mein vrother. O-Oohhh...I vant to feel you on ze inside~"

"So eager, mein little vrother~" Icy cooed as he brushed the tip of his tail against Random's opening, feeling the younger Kittycon's trembles as he carefully pushed the end of his tail inside Random's aft.

"Ahh! I-Icy! O-Oohhh mein Gott~" Random moaned and clung to Hothead's thighs as Icy's tail slid inside him. Hothead rubbed his ears and helm soothingly, encouraging him to relax. When he did, he discovered that it felt so much better, and he whined and mewled at Icy, "J-Ja...feels good~ P-Please move..."

When Icy began to thrust his tail slowly in and out of Random's aft, the normally hyperactive Kittycon let out a shaky mewl, his jet-black features highlighted with a soft pink blush as he resumed working on Hothead's neglected cable, making the older 'Con tilt his head back with a satisfied moan. "A-Ahhh...you two are magnificent~ P-Primus...!!" Keeping his promise to Icy, he slid a hand between Icy's legs once again, the digits briefly stroking and teasing before they pushed aside the lubricant-soaked material to feel a fresh wetness from the blue-faced Kittycon's arousal. "Mein Gott, you haff practically ruined zhese panties, Icy. I am going to haff to get you a new pair ze next time I go out~" He growled softly, dragging Icy closer to him so he could finally get to claim those smooth, cool lips in a hungry kiss.

"A-Ahhh...I vould be grateful if you did, Mazter. Uuhhnn!!" Icy moaned into the kiss, shuddering as Hothead's glossa ravished his mouth. His moan grew deeper as he felt one of his older sibling's digits tease the rim of his aft port, which was already open and leaking lubricant. "Uhnn! M-Mazter Hothead! P-Please...please..." Icy begged shamelessly, tilting his hips to try and make that finger slide inside. "I v-vant you to finger mein aft so bad. I vant to feel zhose fingers slid s-so deep inside me. I vant to s-scream and moan your name as you t-thrust your fingers in and out---AHHHHHH!!!" Icy arched his back with a scream as Hothead, overcome with lust from all of Icy's delicious begging and dirty talk, finally plunged his finger inside his brother's aft all the way up to the hilt. "O-Ohh!! Mein vrother...a-ahhhh~" Icy whimpered, going totally still as he gripped Hothead's shoulders, his insides twitching around the intrusion as he struggled to adjust to it.

Hothead groaned softly, savoring the slick feeling of his younger brother's aft. Fraggin' Primus, Icy felt so slagging TIGHT around his finger! He gritted his dentals, waiting none-too-patiently for Icy to relax enough so he could get started with the really fun stuff. When Icy nodded for him to continue, he withdrew the digit slightly, then pushed it back in, going slowly for his brother's sake. He would speed up his movements once Icy was full relaxed, and he hoped that would be soon.

"Uuhhnnn! M-Mazter!" Icy cried out, arching his back slightly as his port clamped around the older Kittycon's finger spasmodically. Gasping and shivering, he began to move his tail in time with Hothead's pace in and out of Random's aft once more, making the youngest sibling twitch and mewl wonderfully.

"O-Oohhhh...zat feels--Uuhhnn!! Vonderful~!" Random panted, rocking his hips back to meet the thrusts of Icy's tail. He resumed sucking and lapping at Hothead's cable, causing the other mech to groan deeply and fondle his eartips.

"S-Slag! Uunngghhh...yeah, s-suck my cable, Random. I love how hot and vet your mouth feels around me...Ahhh!!" Hothead yelped loudly when Random's jagged dentals nipped at his throbbing shaft. "Naughty kitty...no biting or I vill haff to spank you." Hothead growled slightly, giving Random's ear an affectionate tweak.

"I-I vouldn't mind zat much~" Random purred, slanting his optics into a lascivious gaze as he wrapped his glossa around Hothead's cable and pumped it slowly, savoring the HUGE moan it wrung from Hothead's vocalizer. Then it was his turn to moan when Icy's tail brushed against a sensor deep in his aft. "Oohhhhh~!! I-Icy...Ahhhhnnn..." He whimpered with ecstasy when Hothead started to stroke the base of his tail, adding to his pleasure. "J-Ja! Ohhhhh Mazter, mmmmmmmmm~ Z-Zat feels good~"

"I'm glad, my sexy little kitty~" Hothead purred, then turned his attention to the blue-faced Kittycon. "And I can't forget about you, mein Icy." He slid two more fingers inside Icy's aft, causing the other mech to clench around him with a shaky wail of bliss.

"U-Uuhhhwaaaahh! M-Mazter!!" Icy felt increadibly full with three of Hothead's thick digits inside his aft, stretching him almost painfully, but he was so overcome with lust that the pain was banished immeadiately. Panting and moaning with abandon, he practically humped his older brother's fingers, trying to push them even deeper inside. Lubricant was pouring down his thighs in streams, and his panties were soaked through with the slightly cool liquid. The wet material felt INCREADIBLE on his exposed cable, which was throbbing mercilessly, begging and aching to be touched. He got his wish when Random, sensing his older brother's need, worked his tail under his skirts and around the waistband of his panties, pulling them down and freeing his pulsing length, which left him free to wrap his tail around said length, pumping and stroking it.

"Ahh! M-Mazter! Uuhhnnn!! O-Oh mein Gott! Random...nnnngghhhhh!!" Icy desperately 'faced himself on Hothead's digits, pleasured wails spilling freely from his vocalizer as he thrusted his hips in time with the pumps from Random's tail. His sexual frenzy was contagious and it rapidly spread to his other two siblings: Random keened around Hothead's cable as Icy's tail dove in and out of his port, hitting sensors he didn't even know existed. He responded by pumping Icy's cable with his own tail at a speed that would have made the Autodog known as Blurr green with envy, and he sucked ravenously at Hothead's shaft, making Hothead buck deeper into his mouth while shouting both of his younger brother's names at the top of his vocals.

"A-AAAHHHHHHH!!! Random! Oh Primus!! I-Icy! You two are---UUHHNNN!! Gonna make me lose mein control! OOOHHH!!" Hothead gasped raggedly, reeling Icy in for another passionate kiss. His brother moaned exquisitely into the liplock as their glossas rubbed and stroked against each other, causing fireworks to explode behind their optics as they drew closer to completion.

Finally, it happened. Icy's tail, thickly coated with the lube from Random's aft port, slid in deeper that it had gone before and hit a sensor that had yet to be touched, and the burst of pleasure that was released was too much for the younger Kittycon to withstand. He tensed up for a brief second, then with a wail he overloaded, lubricant gushing from around Icy's tail to soak his lacy panties. "N-NAAAAAHHHHHH!! MEIN GOOOOOOOOOTT!!!" He screamed loudly, then silenced himself by frantically sucking off Hothead, moaning around the red-faced Kittycon's cable. It was too much for the older mech to stand, and he fell head-first into an intense overload of his own.

"F-FRAAAAAAAAAG!!!" Hothead shouted as lubricant pulsed from his cable, to be eagerly sucked down by the ravenous Random. Still caught in the throes of his overload, he slammed his fingers in and out of Icy's tight aft, and was rewarded for his efforts as he felt the blue-faced mech clench tightly around his digits, throwing his head back with a hoarse moan. Icy's pleasure was heightened further as Random's tail rapidly pumped his cable, and he finally tipped over the edge with a sharp buck of his hips, hot lube shooting from his cable in spurts as he writhed and keened in ecstasy.

Their overloads seemed to last for ever and ever, but finally they tapered away, leaving the trio sated and sleepy and covered with lubricant. But they could have cared less about the lubricant as Hothead took both his siblings into his arms, and they all cuddled together like kittens, taking turns in stroking each other's ears as they purred loudly in contentment.

"Ahhh...zat vas quite a session, you two." Hothead chuckled, rubbing Random's helm while Icy snuggled close. "I can't remember ze last time I had such a satisfying overload."

"Ve're happy zat ve vere able to satisfy you, Mazter!" Random beamed, letting out a happy purr when his older sibling kissed his forehead.

"Just call me by mein name, Random. You don't haff to keep calling me 'Mazter' vhile it iz just ze three of us togethzer, you know." Hothead told the younger Kittycon.

"Okies~" Random nuzzled his face against Hothead's, making the other mech chuckle indulgently. Icy smiled at them both and pressed kisses to both their lips, which prompted an exhange of kisses between all three of them, which ended in a perfect, three way open-mouthed kiss between them. Finally, Hothead snuggled back on the berth, holding the other two close as he said, "Mmmmm, I'm slagging tired. Stay with me until I go into recharge, mein vrothers."

"As you vish, Maz--I mean Hothead," Icy smiled, giving Hothead's warm cheek an affectionate kiss.

"Ja, ve vill stay vith you~" Random purred and cuddled closer to the older mech, a happy little grin on his faceplates.

Hothead grinned at them and exhanged several more kisses and touches with his siblings, then finally the need for recharge overwhelmed him, and he was out like a blown sparkplug. Icy and Random smiled at him when he let out a small snore, and the stoic Kittycon slipped off the berth, careful not to disturb him. "Zat vas a lot of fun. I'm glad you came up vith ze idea to help our vrother relax."

Random remained close to Hothead, beaming at Icy as he purred, "Ja, ve got him to relax real good, heeheehee!"

"Zat ve did, Random," Icy smiled, then looked down at his skirts, which were stained with lubricant, and not to mention his panties were positively drenched with more of the stuff. He knew that it would be the same underneath Random's skirts. He could sure go for a nice hot bath...with Random.

"Come Random, let's go and take a bath togetzher." Icy beckoned for his sibling to follow him.

Although the younger mech normally hated baths, taking one with Icy definately had its perks, so the black-faced Kittycon giggled and slid away from Hothead's warm frame and skipped over to Icy, grinning widely. "Oooh, okies! Can I play vith mein rubber ducky in ze bath, please vrother?"

"Of course," Icy smiled and pressed a kiss to Random's cheek, making his sibling purr and curl his tail happily.

"Say Icy..." Random clung to his older brother's arm as they left their eldest sibling to his rest.

"Ja, Random?"

"Ich liebe dich~'

Icy's spark melted, and he smiled warmly at his little brother as they entered the bathroom together.

"Ich liebe dich too, mein vrother. Now, about zat bath..."

"I'll get mein rubber ducky!" Random giggled and took off for their room, making the other mech chuckle and shake his head slightly. "I guess I'll get ze vater running zhen..."

And with that, Icy entered the bathroom to get their bath drawn, and he couldn't wait for Random to come back and make their bathtime fun.

~~FINI~~