Oh, Marceline!

“Wow,” said Marceline as she tickled her chick package.  “Now that you’ve opened up, I can take this out.”

She bent over and grabbed a strap-on that she had hidden underneath her discarded jeans.  It was completely black, and the tip was covered with little nubs.

“Now bend him over and let’s get his show on the road!” said the vampire as she casually put it on and flipped a switch.  The long black shaft started to vibrate.

“What the blah?!” shrieked the princess.  “No! I’m not letting you violate Finn with that thing.”

“You got to violate him with your cum sucking machine, and you just gave him a pretty intense handjob.”

“That was different—

“Here we go…”

“That was different,” she continued.  “My device is perfectly safe, and I designed it specifically for Finn.  And I’d hardly call stimulating him with my hand “violating” him.  I

was…just expressing my affection for him.”

Princess Bubblegum rubbed her cheek against Finn’s and cradled his dangly parts.

“Well this is perfectly safe too,” said Marceline as she stroked her toy.

“But it’s enormous and…weird!  Look at it!  It’s all vibraty and junk.  Finn’s fragile opening wouldn’t be able to handle it.”

The princess held Finn closer as if to shield him from the threatening vibrator.

“How do you know his booty couldn’t handle it?” asked Marceline.  “For all we know, Finn could be into guys and gets it pounded every night by dicks of all shapes and sizes.”

“I don’t think so.  It doesn’t look like—“

“Don’t tell me you actually checked… I guess you are just as wild as me, PB.  What else have you done while I wasn’t looking?”

“That was just part of my thorough examination,” answered the princess as she pretended to check Finn’s teeth for cavities.

“Perv.”

“You just keep throwing those words around, Marceline.”

“Because they’re all true.  You’re a perverted little hypocrite.  Make up your mind, babe.  Are you the kind of girl that loves science and all that crap, or are you a red blooded woman on the prowl for a tasty boy toy?”

“Finn’s not a toy!”

“Then why don’t you quit hiding behind your magical sleep potion, wake him up, and ask him how he feels about you collecting his jizz and giving him a wicked awesome handjob that he’ll never remember.”

Princess Bubblegum looked down at the boy in her arms with a hint of guilt on her face, and she put him back on his bed where he belonged with a sigh.

“Don’t get all mopey now, PB,” said Marceline as she floated over to her friend and kissed her on the cheek teasingly.

She reached for her tasty looking pink breasts, but Bubblegum quickly crossed her arms to cover them up.

“Ya know,” said Marceline.  “Just kissing is getting a little boring, PB.  Not gonna lie.”

“What’s wrong with kissing?”

“Nothing.  It’s just…maybe you’re not as fun and wild as I thought.”

“I’m fun!”

Suddenly, the princess grabbed her own breasts and jiggled them awkwardly.

“See. Fun!”

“I’m not feeling it, PB, but I appreciate the effort.”

Just as Marceline leaned in to kiss Princess Bubblegum, Jake walked in.

“Oh my glob! Naked girls in my room!”

The two friends looked over at him; Princess Bubblegum looked like she was about to faint.

“PB and Marceline? W-w-why are you naked?”

Before Princess Bubblegum could freak out, Marceline reacted.  She quickly covered Finn’s naked body with blankets and floated over to Jake.

“We’re not really naked, Jake. This is just a dream. Oooooooooooo. See I’m floating…because it’s a dream.”

“But you always float,” said Jake.

“Uh…no I don’t.”

“Hmmm.  Something smells fishy about this…but I’m not in the mood for arguing with a dream like this.  Hi, Dream Bubblegum!” he said as he looked over to her and waved.  “You look pretty cute naked, but don’t you pop out of my dream and tell Lady that I said that.”

The princess blushed and avoided eye contact, while she let Marceline do all the talking.

“And you’ve got a nice pair of chest balloons, Dream Marceline,” Jake continued with a wink.

“Yeah thanks,” said Marceline as she quickly knocked Jake on the head.

The poor dog fell to the ground.

“You killed him!” shrieked the princess.

“Nah, I just knocked him out.”

“Are you sure?”

“Trust me.  I’ve been knocked people out since before you were born, PB.  Now let’s get out of here before he wakes up!”

The vampire grabbed her clothes, slung them over her shoulder, and dashed out the window.

“Wait for me!” said Princess Bubblegum as she fumbled with her own clothes and threw her device out the window.

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