The Ultimate ZADAGABAGABAMATAZAGAMR novel

"Oh Baby, come to poppa, I got a new game we can play", screeched Bloaty. It had been fifteen minutes since they tried a double rimjob with a titty twister, and Bloaty had started to get worried. Bitters was nowhere to be found. So Bloaty took his only piece of clothing, the pig costume, and ran into the street, wailing for her name. His name echoed in the alleyways until he saw a thin silouette in the moonlight. Running up like a fat kid towards a cupcake, he discovered that it was not Miss Bitters, but in fact Tak giving oral to Jhonen Vasquez. Her wormlike tongue slithered all around as the phrase "SAUSAGES FOR ALL! SAUSAGES FOR ALL!" echoed in her mind.
"Oh, I'm sorry, but have you seen Miss Bitters anywhere?" Bloaty asked.
"no, what does she look like?" Tak said, her mouth half-full of organ.
"She doesn't look like Alf, that's for sure." Bloaty commented in a half-assed attempt at injecting pop-culture icons into the situation.
"Er, according to the storyboard, she shouldn't be missing", Jhonen said, "but we'll help you look for her."
"Oh, just wait a couple of minutes, Mimi isn't done working my wet spot yet." Tak asked.