All in the Life of a Loud

Author's Notes:

Not even gonna lie, this is disturbing me a lot. So... why can't I stop writing it!?

These are the sequels to Flagg1991's The Loud House Catch-All Drawer (Chapter 20). Run there first, then come right back. Trust me. None of this is going to make any sense at all without the context!

Reader be advised: Nazi!Lisa... oh, and a graphic butcher scene.

Disclaimer: The Loud House Copyright Nickelodeon (2017)

Nazi Lisa: Part 5

"No! Lincoln, wai- AHH!"

It was too late for Lori's pleas to stop the Aryan race from dominating the world...

Lincoln grunted as he thrusted hard in to her. Hard and fast and deep.

He pounded against her fiercely... the quicker he finished the quicker they'd get on track to purging the world of its filth.

Lori moaned shamefully as he unloaded into her primed and ready womanhood, unwillingly sucking up his superior gift deep inside.

"There," Lincoln gasped as his neo-Nazi boyhood popped out of her, "that surely got you pregnant."

Lori had tears in her eyes as she replied in a whisper, "I tried to stop you..."

"What are you talking about, my Aryan princess?"

With watery eyes she looked into a brother so familiar yet so different, "I'm already pregnant..."

"What!?"

"Bobby's the father..."

Lincoln recoiled in disgust.

"That means that my... and your... and I just mixed my... with his... and-"

Nazi Lisa stepped into the room with a hopeful look, which turned into a bright smile when she saw the mixture of lubricant and cum dripping out of Lori.

"Yes, finally!"

Nazi Lincoln tugged onto her sleeve, "Uh, she was already pregnant."

Lisa's eyes turned to the girl, whom was clutching her stomach protectively.

Her eyes narrowed dangerously as she pulled a Mauser from her pocket.

"Who's the father?"

"Bobby..."

BANG!

Lisa sighed, raking a hand through her hair tiredly. "Alright, let's try this again."

She stole another Lori from her timeline...

"B-b-but I can't get pregnant because I was born sterile...!"

BANG!

Again...

"B-b-but I can't get pregnant because I was born a hermaphrodite...!"

BANG!

"There was a freak accident where a flying penguin ran its beak into my stomach, severing my fallopian tubes...!"

Lisa stared blankly at her.

"Are you serious!?"

BANG!

"Forget this! Lori is the most useless person in the entire multiverse. Let's try for another Leni..."

A Leni appeared with a cat tail, ears, and whiskers.

Lisa stared at the abomination.

"No way on earth I'm giving mein Führer an army of neko-hentai-rape babies..."

BANG!

A second Leni appeared, holding a knife with a crazy gleam in her eyes.

"Oh, look at these two new mice for me to exterminate~"

BANG!

Lisa managed to save herself, but sadly Leni's knife had embedded itself into Lincoln's pure Aryan heart, his superior white blood leaking out.

Lisa screamed in frustration before she remembered something else...

She grabbed a freeze ray and a butcher knife... carved off his groin as he lay dead and promptly froze it.

"Now, I can clone an army of Nazi Lincolns!"

Nazi Lisa: Part 6

Lisa and Lucy stared at the lifeless body of Clyde... his skin mangled like spaghetti, his dark skin painted red...

"Great, he made a mess on the wooden floor."

Lisa turned to her assistant.

"Lucy, take care of his body. I don't care what, just dispose of it. I need to check on another experiment."

Alone with the corpse, Lucy looked up at him with an evil grin.

She got out a butcher knife and began feeling around his body for soft squishy fat.

"I've always wanted to make soap from a dead body... thanks for agreeing to be my first test subject."

She lifted his arm and felt a nice slab of fat below his arm, near the shoulderjoint, and she ran the knife along the bone...

She looked at the squishy, pale, disgusting substance and squealed girlishly.

"Yes! Oh, Edwin would be so proud of me!"

When Lisa returned, she found Lucy boiling fat, lye, and oil in a pot.

She turned and saw Clyde hanging from a hook like a pig, several slabs of meat carved off like a turkey...