Why I Hate You All! Birth & Rise of the Cluster!

Why I Hate You All! Birth and Rise of the Cluster Empire!

a lemon by Anthony "A-Log" LoGatto w/ help from BriteStarAngie

Chapter 8 - Second Round! Is Cheating That Important?

Written: 6-27-06
Finished: 3-3-07

(the eighth chapter of this story begins at the hotel room that Vexus and her new friend, Ikuko Suzuki, are sharing for their stay at the tournament. Vexus is currently wearing a satin robe as Ikuko gets ready to enter the acid shower.)

Ikuko: Aren't you going to shower before going into sleep mode, Vexus?

Vexus: You go ahead, Ikuko. I must contact my colleagues from Cluster Prime on how the tournament is coming along. Do you know where the video phone is?

Ikuko: Yes, it's on the table in the living room. I suppose you've want to check up with someone you know?

Vexus: (smiles) I do.

(she then gets up and walks into the living room. She sits on the couch and presses a button on the table which lowers the video phone on the table. When it comes down, she dials the number and connection to her home planet. Seconds later, an image of Trinako holding her infant son, Clarence, appears on screen.)

Trinako: (surprised) Oh! Lady Vexus! What a surprise that you've contacted us.

Vexus: I'm just surprised this type of technology works on other planets.

Trinako: Right. So, how's the tournament coming along?

Vexus: Perfect. I have won my first match and I'll be moving on to the second round. I've also meet some new friends along the way.

Trinako: Oh, I'm glad that you're having a wonderful time over there.

Vexus: Thanks. Is Chrom availiable?

Trinako: Well... he is in the royal bath for his cleansing, but-

Vexus: I don't mind. It's not like I didn't see anything that I wouldn't be disappointed about. (giggles along with Trinako)

Trinako: I can see. Oh well, I'll transfer your call to the royal bath.

(seconds later, the screen flickers a bit until an image of Chrom bathing in the royal bath, which is standardized oil, being washed by a lovely bathing attendent. Vexus looks on in surprise and shock before Chrom notices her.)

Chrom: (surprised) Vexus! What a splendid surprise to see your face upon the transmitter!

Vexus: (dumbfounded) Um, Chrom dear... what is she...?

Chrom: (notices the attendant) Oh, her? She's only one of the bathing attendents at the royal bath. Suffice to say, they pretty much spruce you up without any problems. But don't worry, this isn't cheating in any way at all. Someday, you yourself will be treated like this as well.

(cut to Vexus, who immediately blushes upon the thought. Soon afterwards, we cut back to the royal bath.)

Chrom: But enough of the explanation; how are you doing in the tournament, my dear?

(cut back to Vexus in the hotel room)

Vexus: Oh. Well, I'm doing very well, dear. I've won the opening match of the first round and the tournament continues tomorrow until the finals.

Chrom: (via the video screen) Nice to hear that.

Vexus: And I've also made some new friends as well.

Chrom: (via the video screen) Splendid! Glad to hear that you're having a good time. I would especially like to meet any of the friends you've made while competiting. And do not worry-- until you return, our future plans will remain intact.

Vexus: Same shall go to me as well.

Chrom: (via the video screen) Anyway, I must get back to my bath. (cut to him at the palace's wash room, with Vexus on the view screen) It's so hard to get smudges out your gears, isn't it?

Vexus: (via the video screen) Agreed. So long, my love.

Chrom: You too. Good luck. (the view screen then goes off as he gives out a satisfactory sigh. On cue, the other robotic handmaiden rises out from the clear oil, topless, and holds a sponge in one hand.)

Handmaiden #2: The royal penis is clean, your majesty.

(Chrom blushes shyly for had he didn't say goodbye to Vexus sooner, he would have something unusual to explain about the "perks" of the royal bath.)

(cut back to the hotel room, where Vexus turns off the viewer as well and walks to where the bathroom is. Seconds later, Ikuko comes out wearing a towel that sheilds the rest of her body, much to Vexus' surprise.)

Ikuko: The acid shower's ready- (notices Vexus' surprised look) Is something wrong?

Vexus: (notices her friend's frame is different from her's) Your breasts are out of your breastplate.

(Ikuko looks down and sees that Vexus is correct: unlike Vexus, she doesn't need a chassis to conceal her foam breasts.)

Ikuko: Oh, this? Well, my creator developed me without one so that when I mate, it wouldn't be difficult for my husband to take them out. (smiling michevously) Worried that you wouldn't compare to me?

Vexus: (blushes) Um, no. Just surprised that you are developed differently than myself.

Ikuko: Hmm-hmm. And what size did your creator form on to you?

Vexus: (shyly) About what humans describe as a DD-Cup.

Ikuko: Oh, mine too. (pause) Well, enough comparisons, you must shower before we rest. Tomorrow we have a busy day thanks to the second round.

Vexus: Right.

(she goes in the bathroom as Ikuko leaves to put her night clothes on. Cut to the next day, where the second round is about to commence. In the backstage area, Vexus is being assisted by Ikuko on some stretch techniques before her match against Heatstreak.)

Vexus: (as she stretches) Do I have to do this before I compete, Ikuko?

Ikuko: (as she helps her) Yes, my friend. This will keep your body limber as you dodge Heatstreak's attacks.

Vexus: I know. But he is very powerful. I mean, it's obvious that he defeated Glacious Kelvin with his heat. The worst that could happen would be that he would melt me in front of our fellow automatons.

Ikuko: (reassuring) That as it may be, friend. But remember that his powers are based on the element of heat. There must be an obvious weakness he has that you can exploit. If you have that in mind, I'm sure you'll defeat him.

Vexus: (reassured) You're right. Thanks. (finishes her stretching as she gets up and faces Ikuko) Now if you'll excuse me, I've got some heat to seek. (walks away from Ikuko, who is smiles to her both in hope and found humor in her little zinger. We then cut to the match up already in progress, as Vexus dodges each fireball that's thrown to her by the hotshot from Mars, Heatstreak.)

Heatstreak: (cocky) Ha, ha, ha! What's the matter, toots? Unable to feel the heat?!

Vexus: (as she dodges each fireball) Not if I have anything to do with it!

(she then proceeds to shoot her lasers directly at him, but he flames up, causing the lasers to go through, and disappear. As Vexus looks on with shock, Heatstreak reappears behind her in a fiery aura and places her in his deadly bearhug.)

Heatstreak: Face facts, toots! That trophy's mine and that rock's got my name on it! You, on the other hand, will become nothing but a melted memory! And there's not a damn thing you can do about it! (laughs maniacally)

Vexus: (struggling) Not... if I can... do... anything... (struggles to free one of her arms and face Heatstreak) about... (aims her hand at him) it! (on cue, and from out of nowhere, she f a powerful water blast onto Heatstreak. The force was so powerful that it not only weakened him, but slams him down onto the arena floor, thus eliminating him from the tournament)

Announcer: Heat-350 is out! Vex-20 advances!

(the crowd cheers at Vexus as she waves to them in respect. We then cut to the backstage area minutes later, where she looks for her friend, Ikuko)

Vexus: (excited) Ikuko! Ikuko! I did it! I beat Heatstreak! You were right! It was so- (she stops in her tracks just she passes by Ringo John Roboshire, who has his back to the wall. She then composes herself.) Oh. (shyly) How do you do?

Ringo John: Splendid! Just getting ready for my upcoming match. Speaking of which, I've heard that you've defeated Heatstreak, didn't you?

Vexus: Yes. It was very obvious that water's his weakness.

Ringo John: Indeed. But, that's besides the point. I'm very impressed with your performance out there today.

Vexus: (touched) Why, (blushes) thank you.

Ringo John: Anyway, I wanted to have a little chat with you... in private.

Vexus: Private? (Ringo John nods) But I have to find my friend, Ikuko.

Ringo John: Don't worry about her, love. I'm sure she'll find you. (walks off) Come on.

(Vexus has a moment to think about it, and decides to follow him. We then cut to them as they enter his dressing room. Ringo John's dressing room has several music instruments strewn about, as well as some furnature. Vexus becomes amazed at the decor.)

Vexus: Is this--?

Ringo John: Yep. My dressing room. In between fights I do have time to train and perform a little impromptu jam to keep myself in mind.

Vexus: (shy) Well, that's one way to practice.

Ringo John: I know. Isn't multi-tasking great? But still there is one other thing I've been meaning to discuss with you. I've been hearing that you've got a little bit of a crush on me; is it true, luv?

Vexus: (uneasy) Well, I do find you quite attractive.

Ringo John: I'll admit that I'm popular with the fembots but now that I think about it, you're one the most attractive out of all those birds I've seen.

Vexus: (confused) Birds?

Ringo John: It's a Brit term. (turns seductive) But anyway, aren't you going to prove your love to me?

Vexus: (blushing) Now? But you've got a match coming up.

Ringo John: No worries. I'm up after five more matches. I just want to spend some quality time with you before I go out there. Interested?

Vexus: Well, if you need some time to kill, I guess it wouldn't hurt.

Ringo John: (smiles) Indeed, love. (kisses her on the lips) Indeed.

(he then kisses Vexus again, and she kisses back. Despite the fact that Vexus is sharing a romantic moment with one of her fellow robotic competitors, she has her doubts.)

Vexus: (in thought) ^I know I shouldn't be doing this, but I can't reveal my marriage plans yet, especially to Ikuko and Ringo John. This little charade will end as soon as I win... I hope.^

(she then feels Ringo John caress her back with his hands as they stay in this liplock. She then guides her hand down onto Ringo John's crotch area, thus letting her go of the liplock.)

Ringo John: Ah, I see you're curious about my robotic John-Thomas, eh?

Vexus: (erotically) Well, whatever you call it, I want to see how big and hard it is.

Ringo John: (sly) Ah, I see you've been around the bend a couple times, eh?

Vexus: (smiles erotically) You might say that.

Ringo John: But before you meet me John-Thomas, let me take a look at the twins first.

Vexus: (erotically) Alright, I'll let them come out and play.

(she giggles erotically as she presses the button below her chassis, thus releasing her soft, foam boobs. Ringo John is impressed by her measurements.)

Ringo John: (impressed) Impressive! (puts a hand on one of Vexus' breasts) I've never seen a fembot with breasts that big before.

Vexus: (smiles) Well, today you're a lucky boy, aren't you?

Ringo John: That I am. (chuckles to himself as he softly fondles Vexus' bosom)

(Vexus purrs in satisfaction as Ringo John fondles her breasts. He then decides the suckle on each of the nipples, thus sending chills onto Vexus' spine.)

Vexus: (erotically) Oh Cog, I never thought you would be this good.

Ringo John: (jokingly) This is just sport for me. (resumes sucking her breasts)

Vexus: (in thought) (giggles)

Ringo John: (stops sucking) Alright then, love. I think you know what's next, eh?

Vexus: (erotically) I sure do. (kneels down to his waist and presses a button below his crotch area, thus releasing his metallic penis. Vexus is amazed at his size.)

Ringo John: (smug) Surprised, eh love? Didn't expect a robotic penis like mine before. It's what attracts the birds, I suppose.

Vexus: (mesmerized) Amazing... can I?

(Ringo John nods for approval and Vexus starts off the fellatio by softly licking the head. Afterwards, she starts to insert into her mouth and sucking him off. Ringo John looks on very pleased.)

Ringo John: (satisfied) Ah yes, love... I bet you've been waiting to do this to me since you saw me didn't ya?

Vexus: (stops sucking for a moment) That's not all I have planned for us.

(before Ringo John responds, Vexus places his metallic penis in between her breasts and does mammary intercourse. Ringo John is amazed as he never seen a fembot do something like this before.)

Ringo John: (breathes hard) Good lord! I've never gotten a tit-wank before...

Vexus: (smiles) Well, consider this your first, and the first is always the best.

(Vexus continues onward with the mammary intercourse. At one point, as she keeps pleasuring Ringo John, the camera pans below and we see her getting wet from anticipation in her crotch area.)

Ringo John: (in rapture) Oh, Vexus. I'm really, really enjoying what you're doing to me...

Vexus: (giggles erotically) I'm glad you are. But before we finish, can you do me a little favor?

Ringo John: Anything.

Vexus: (stops the tit-fucking and stands up) I want you to fuck me... right here in your dressing room! I cannot wait any longer!

Ringo John: (chuckles coyly) I thought you've never asked.

(he then motions Vexus to lay down on the bench. Seconds later, he gets on top of her in the missionary position. As a way to tease her, he slides his robotic manhood on top of her vaginal hatch, which makes her gasp in anticipation.)

Ringo John: Ready?

(Vexus nods, and he slowly slips it in, thus letting Vexus give out a satisfying moan. Ringo John starts out slow, but then quickens the pace as he feels her vulva reacting to his manhood.)

(Vexus moans loudly every time he thrusts into her vulva hatch. She then feels her vulva tightening around Ringo John's metallic cock, thus giving her lover a maximum level of pleasure. Seconds later, she immediately remembers something in her mind.)

Vexus: (in thought) ^I can feel that Ringo John will ejaculate soon. But I can't let him cum inside me, or else Chrom will know what happened.^ Please Ringo, I want your hot lubricant all over my bosoms!

Ringo John: (smiles wickedly) On those magnificant orbs? Don't mind I do, luv!

(he then pulls out, metallic cock in hand, and sets himself on top of Vexus. He strokes himself off until he blasts off several pints of lubricant on to Vexus' soft foam bosom until his current supply runs out. Vexus now looks very contented at what took place.)

Ringo John: (catches his breath) Blimey that was smashing! Never had something that good before.

Vexus: (content) Believe it, Ringo. I really felt good from our little slice of heaven just now.

Ringo John: So do I.

(suddenly, there's a knock on the door. Immediately, Vexus and Ringo John turn their attention to the door.)

???: (off-screen) Mr. Roboshire! Are you still in there?

Ringo John: It's my trainers. They can't see us like this!

Vexus: Where should I hide?

Ringo John: (motions her to an open locker) In here.

(Vexus then goes in and shuts the locker door as Ringo John fixes himself up and answers the door.)

Ringo John: Yes?

Roboshire Trainer: Your match with Un-Garr is up next. We suggest you get prepared.

Ringo John: Alright then. I'll be there in a minute. (closes the door. Afterwards, Vexus opens the locker and checks with Ringo John)

Vexus: Is he gone?

Ringo John: Yes. Sorry for the scare, but I've got a match now.

Vexus: I know. Sorry if our little moment of love interrupted your training.

Ringo John: No sweat, luv. I'm facing off with a stone age neanderthal; how hard can that be? (kisses Vexus on the cheek) Thanks again, luv. And wish me luck.

(with that, Ringo John leaves his dressing room, leaving Vexus blushing and watching him in a loving and relaxed mood. We then go towards hours later; the second round is over. We see Vexus and Ikuko having a conversation about the upcoming round.)

Vexus: So how was your match against C. Buzz Saw?

Ikuko: It was difficult because of his buzzsaw blades, but that wasn't too much to handle after I slashed them off. Glad I'm not the only one that figured out an opponents weakness.

Vexus: I know. It was so obvious that Heatstreak would be weakened by water.

Ikuko: But what surprises me the most is what you and Ringo did after your match.

Vexus: (blushing) Well, he is very well built for a shaggy-haired robot.

(Ikuko giggles at Vexus' little remark, but they then see the French maid robot, Fifi pass by the two robots.)

Ikuko: Isn't that your opponent for the next round?

Vexus: Yes. I've heard she used her feminine charms against the other two robots. Hope it doesn't work on me.

(they then see her enter a room.)

Ikuko: Isn't that Ringo John's dressing room?

Vexus: You're right. I wonder why she wants to see him for?

(they then both get up and go towards Ringo John's dressing room. They then peek inside and see Fifi getting close to Ringo John in an embrace.)

Fifi: Has zat brute of a cavebot give you trouble, mon amour?

Ringo John: Ah, it's nothing. Just proved that the guitar is mightier than the club.

Fifi: Not to mention zat ze third round is tomorrow, no?

Ringo John: Yes, luv. And if I recall correctly, you face off against Vexus tomorrow.

Fifi: Zat girl from ze Cluster? Hmph! I assume she's no competition for ze likes of moi.

Ringo John: True. But with beauty, she counts as competition. You still remember the plan, don't you?

Fifi: But of course. I defeat Vexus; you defeat ze one zey call Ikuko. When we meet at ze finals, I will forfeit and you will gain victory.

Ringo John: (with a sinister smile) Splendid. I'm still surprised that bird even had a crush on me to begin with.

(cut to Vexus outside the dressing room. She is shocked at what she seen and heard from Ringo John. Cut back to the dressing room where the conversation continues.)

Fifi: And if I recall correctly, you even had sex with her, yes?

Ringo John: Yep. She was a fine shag; but not as fine as you. Even though you and her match in the lovemaking department, there is one difference.

Fifi: Which is...?

Ringo John: That Cluster bird is a lot more gullible, unlike you. At least she's good at mammary intercourse.

Fifi: Maybe zay where ze oil flow from her brain went to!

Ringo John: Good one!

(as both of the robots enjoy a hearty yet heartless laugh at someone's expense, we take a shot at Vexus on the other side with Ikuko. At first she is shocked at what she has seen and heard, but with every word, she becomes angrier, over the fact that not only did she followed her heart in the wrong path, but realizes that she has been used again. Vexus angrilly seethes at the thought and breathes in hard, angered tension. Ikuko senses that this might not end well come the third round. Fade out.)

End Chapter 8