Eric Cartman Must Die
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Category:
+S through Z › South Park
Rating:
Adult +
Chapters:
8
Views:
3,093
Reviews:
4
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own South Park, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
The First Alternate Ending
Eric Cartman Must Die: The First Alternate Ending
By DeadKenny
A/N: Obviously, this is the (first of three) alternate ending(s) to my "ECMD" fic.
WARNING: Swearing, violence. What else is new?
DISCLAIMER: NOT MINE. What else is new?
[Scott's House, night. The psychopathic teen is holding Cartman's mom bound and gagged in a chair in his living room Suddenly, the front door kicks in, and Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny rush in, all carrying knives. Scott reacts by pulling a gun out of his pocket and placing it against Liane's head.]
Scott: One more step, and I'll blow her brains out, fatass.
Cartman: AY! I'm not fat, asshole!
Scott: Just shut the fuck up, or else... [subtly places the barrel of the gun against Liane's temple, who is strangely quiet through af thf this. Kyle and Kenny maneuver themselves to tackle Scott from behind.]
Cartman: What do you want?
Scott: What do you think I want? [cocks the trigger] You took my parents from me. [sneers] Eye for an eye, you little bastard. [suddenly spins aroto fto face Kyle and Kenny] Try it, and you two will lose your heads... literally.
[Cartman tackles Scott from behind, trying to put him in a sleeper hold, but Scott breaks free and spins around, grabbing Cartman and throwing him across the room. During the struggle, his gun accidentally goes off, blowing Kenny away.]
Stan: Oh my god, Scott killed Kenny.
Cartman: [charges Scott in rage] YOU BASTARD!! [grabs Scott's gun hand and they struggle, knocking several candles on the floor in the meantime. The room quickly catches fire.]
Stan: [to Kyle and Cartman] Dude, we've gotta get the hell outta here!
Cartman: Not without my mom! [kicks Scott in the nuts, and grabs the gun out of his hands, pointing the barrel at Scott'e forehead. The derranged teen only laughs mockingly.]
Scott: Go ahead and shoot. You won't do it. You can't do it.
Cartman: Wanna bet? [fires]
[Scott goes flying against the wall and slides to the floor, brains gushing from the bullet wound between his eyes. Dead.]
Stan: [untying Liane] Let's get the fuck out!
[Cartman drops the gun and assists Kyle in dragging his mom out. They are only five feet from the doorway when the floor gives out underneath Stan's feet.]
Stan: [dangling in the floor, trying not to lose his grip] SHIT! Get me outta here!
Kyle: [drops to his stomach, grabs Stan's hand, trying to pull him uprtmartman, help! I can't pull him by myself!
Cartman: [looks helplessly to his mom, then to Kyle, and back again, unsure what to do]
Kyle: CARTMAN, GODDAMNIT, HELP ME!!
Cartman: [decides. He drops down besides Kyle and pulls Stan out.] Now let's bail! [drags his mother outside, with the help of the other two.]
[All four make it outside just as the house collapses onto itself, burying Scott's corpse in debris. The singed, dirty boys sigh in relief as in the distance, police sirens wail as they get closer to the wreckage.]
Kyle: [relieved] At least it's finished.
Cartman: I love you guys. [They look at him.] Screw you guys.
Stan: Do you think Scott's still alive?
Cartman: Nah, dude. He can't be. I hit him between the eyes.
Kyle: Yeah, but... [His voice trails off as they watch the house burn. As the sirens get louder, all the survivors sit and ponder the events of the evening, thankful that it's finally over.]
THE END.
BUT NOT THE ONLY END.
By DeadKenny
A/N: Obviously, this is the (first of three) alternate ending(s) to my "ECMD" fic.
WARNING: Swearing, violence. What else is new?
DISCLAIMER: NOT MINE. What else is new?
[Scott's House, night. The psychopathic teen is holding Cartman's mom bound and gagged in a chair in his living room Suddenly, the front door kicks in, and Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny rush in, all carrying knives. Scott reacts by pulling a gun out of his pocket and placing it against Liane's head.]
Scott: One more step, and I'll blow her brains out, fatass.
Cartman: AY! I'm not fat, asshole!
Scott: Just shut the fuck up, or else... [subtly places the barrel of the gun against Liane's temple, who is strangely quiet through af thf this. Kyle and Kenny maneuver themselves to tackle Scott from behind.]
Cartman: What do you want?
Scott: What do you think I want? [cocks the trigger] You took my parents from me. [sneers] Eye for an eye, you little bastard. [suddenly spins aroto fto face Kyle and Kenny] Try it, and you two will lose your heads... literally.
[Cartman tackles Scott from behind, trying to put him in a sleeper hold, but Scott breaks free and spins around, grabbing Cartman and throwing him across the room. During the struggle, his gun accidentally goes off, blowing Kenny away.]
Stan: Oh my god, Scott killed Kenny.
Cartman: [charges Scott in rage] YOU BASTARD!! [grabs Scott's gun hand and they struggle, knocking several candles on the floor in the meantime. The room quickly catches fire.]
Stan: [to Kyle and Cartman] Dude, we've gotta get the hell outta here!
Cartman: Not without my mom! [kicks Scott in the nuts, and grabs the gun out of his hands, pointing the barrel at Scott'e forehead. The derranged teen only laughs mockingly.]
Scott: Go ahead and shoot. You won't do it. You can't do it.
Cartman: Wanna bet? [fires]
[Scott goes flying against the wall and slides to the floor, brains gushing from the bullet wound between his eyes. Dead.]
Stan: [untying Liane] Let's get the fuck out!
[Cartman drops the gun and assists Kyle in dragging his mom out. They are only five feet from the doorway when the floor gives out underneath Stan's feet.]
Stan: [dangling in the floor, trying not to lose his grip] SHIT! Get me outta here!
Kyle: [drops to his stomach, grabs Stan's hand, trying to pull him uprtmartman, help! I can't pull him by myself!
Cartman: [looks helplessly to his mom, then to Kyle, and back again, unsure what to do]
Kyle: CARTMAN, GODDAMNIT, HELP ME!!
Cartman: [decides. He drops down besides Kyle and pulls Stan out.] Now let's bail! [drags his mother outside, with the help of the other two.]
[All four make it outside just as the house collapses onto itself, burying Scott's corpse in debris. The singed, dirty boys sigh in relief as in the distance, police sirens wail as they get closer to the wreckage.]
Kyle: [relieved] At least it's finished.
Cartman: I love you guys. [They look at him.] Screw you guys.
Stan: Do you think Scott's still alive?
Cartman: Nah, dude. He can't be. I hit him between the eyes.
Kyle: Yeah, but... [His voice trails off as they watch the house burn. As the sirens get louder, all the survivors sit and ponder the events of the evening, thankful that it's finally over.]
THE END.
BUT NOT THE ONLY END.