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The Ultimate ZADAGABAGABAMATAZAGAMR novel

By: enogee
folder +G through L › Invader Zim › Slash - Male/Male
Rating: Adult ++
Chapters: 12
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Disclaimer: I do not own Invader Zim, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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another short chapter

Zim, however, was trying to program his robo-parents to kill him on-sight, but so far, allcoulcould do was make them sing "The Thong Song" that he had downloaded off of Kazaa. Soon all Zim could do was crouch in the corner and write shitty poetry based off of angsty songs that he downloaded as well.

Dead dead dead
Deady deady dead
Fuck the world dead
Dead dead blood chicken of HATE

Meanwhile, Dib had to pry himself away from the table where Keef strapped him to. Keef had already made Dib service him 430 times in the last half-hour when Zim was gone, but by the 431st time, Dib was ready to face his own inner demons by talking to Zim. So he took a magnum nine-millimeter and pointed it at Keef's head, sending his cheerful skull in a thousand different directions at once. Soon Dib chewed through his own restraints and ran off completely naked to find Zim. But not before doing a hilarious Benny Hill homage and having the naked, horny other participants in the orgy chase him in circles for hours.
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