Quadroboobia

"I can see Wong's" smiled Lois, "Vodka is minutes away."

And other car shreeched and banged behind them. Men were walking into things as they stared at Loi's quadroboobular configuration bouncing with her sexy strut.

'Liquor Store Ho'" Brian replied. "But seriously Lois-" he winced at a tire screech as another distracted driver pased too close - "We shouldn't crack the bottle till we get home."

"Right " she said. "I'll get some airport bottles for the walk."

"I love you, baby."Brian said.

"I know Brian. You' are wearing my leash."

His tail wagged. He strained to keep his genitals retracted.

As they approached Wang's Liquor Emporeum the beating o a helicopter's blades could be heard.

Behind the counter of Wangs was Herbert Hoover Wang, the Original Wang's grandson. He couldn't believe how hot Lois Griffin was today. She had always been hot, whether in jeans and a shirt or the tight mini she wore now. She had tight muscles and moved like a Courgar on the prowl.

But now she had four righteous breasts to boot. Her service dog was with her.

Herbert knew he was a service animal because the dog had told him so.

He switched the security camera to real time and high definition. No one was going to believe this .

'Can I help you ?" he said.

"No thanks Herbie" she said, "I know the way."

Lois pulled a half gallon of Smirnov 100 proof off the rack."A gang!" Brian smiled.

"Better too much than not enough." she said.

A crowd was solidifying outside of Wang's.

It was being fueld by the broadcast of a news team o nthe ground and another overhead.

Early clips of Lois had hit the internet and were spreading like mumps.

Some of the epopel outside had been guided here by Facebook.

They pressead against he glass. Soem few of them started filtering in.

Wang was aware of the press but kept his eye on lois.

lois liked Herbert or "little" Wang as she called him.

he had grown up processing her liquor purchases in his grandfathers store.

He had been gazing at her boobs since he hit puberty. She liked the attention.

Lois joked weith the other wives that she would hang up her bustier when she couldn't get a gaze out of a teen ager.

"herbie Honey" she said, could you get me four airport bottles of this Smirnov?"

"Yes, Mrs Griffin" he said, turniong for the little bottles.

'Do you mind if I ask a personal question, maam?"

So polite . Of course she already knew it would be " how did you get four boobs?"

Lois shrugged. "Just woke up with them this morning. Lucky, I guess."

"They're very beautiful, maam, congratiulations."

'thank your Herbie." she said, passing over a hundred. " Keep the change."

"Yes maam."

As they moved toward the door she whispered to brian. "Nice boy. I'm gonna blow him this Christmas."

'Can I watch?" Brian asked.

"You'll be there." she said, straightening her dress to the visible pleasure of the people staring in. 'You are my service animal.