My Vengance

I look around the Nasty Burger, and stop when I spot Dan, Sam and Jazz.
Getting closer, I slide in next to Dan. "Hi Sam."
"Danny, my sweet. How are you?" Dan places an arm around my waist. I rest my head on his shoulder.
"Ouch, long day?" Sam asks, leaning onto the table. "I ordered for you guys."
"Thanks. So, I take it Dan filled you in on the details?" I yawn, staring at Sam. She nods, and Jazz frowns.
"I'm still not happy with this."
I shrug at Jazz, leaning forwards to grab a fry.
"I didn't expect you to understand or get comfortable with Dan. That's my job." I point out, smirking as Dan grabs the soda.
"I guess." Jazz grumbles. Sam leans forwards.
"How did your parents take it?" She whispers excitedly. I laugh.
"Pretty well. I thought Dad might flip, but, he's been pretty cool with all this."
"You haven't told him that it's you, I take it?" Sam grins. I just smile back.
"You do realise what this means, don't you?" Jazz scowls. I groan.
"I'm gonna be fanfic fodder!" I wail, and Dan bursts out laughing, most of the damn soda going back into the cup.
"Huh?" Jazz blinks. "Fan...?"
Sam nods, smiling wider than a cheshire cat, bringing out a notepad and pen. "Obviously, you haven't found the wonderful world of Yaoi."
"Ya..Yaoi? What's that?" Jazz asks, now genuinley interested.
"Yaoi. It's an acronym for a Japanese phrase, yama nashi, ochi nashi, imi nashi." Dan grins, and I nod in agreement.
"Wha-?"
"No peak, no point, no problem." I smirk. "Yaoi is a fandom on existing characters, like a video game. People take their favourite two guys, and pair them up."
Jazz frowns. "You mean, as in..."
"Sam has had a writers block on her damned Invader Zim fanfics. And I bet..."
"Danny..........."
"She wants every gory little detail...."
"You know you love me........"
"About Dan and I....."
"Pleaaaaaase?" The whine makes me cringe, but Dan smiles.
"One question. So think carefully."
Sam frowns, holding the pen to her lips. "Where's the best place you've done it so far?"
"SAM!"
I shrug. "Tell her if you want, Dan."
Dan grins. "Bedroom."
Sam pouts disapointedly. "That's no fun."
"Ceiling."
Her eyes widen, and she looks up from the notepad. I snicker. "Seriously?"
"Seriously." I clarify, grabbing my burger.
"Who's Seme?"
I point at Dan. Sam nods, scribbling something down. "Kinks?"
With a mouthful of burger, I prod Dan's chest. He grins.
"Danny likes being tied up, and gagged."
"No surprise there." Sam mutters, writing furiously. I swallow my burger.
"What's that supposed to mean!?" I snap indingnatly. Sam grins up at me through her fringe.
"You're part ghost, of course you'd like being tied up when you can't escape."
"Oh. But that's three questions. I'd rather not talk about my bedroom habits." I sigh, reaching out for the soda and taking a long swig.
"Ew, backwash!"

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A/N: Le breif explaination of le Yaoi.

I wanted to put that in here somewhere. Not sure why. The Invader Zim reference? A small tribute to CrankyGirl, who I plan to have appear in my fic soon. Keep your eyes peeled!

Sam does strike me as a Yaoi fan, especially since, when I was writing this, I was watching the first DP with Skulker (One of a kind)
When Danny and Tucker fall asleep in each others arms, she takes a picture, and says ''Boys hugging makes every yearbook funny.''

I bet she kept it for her own....amusement. I would X3

And for those ready to complain, the japanese acronym translates more accurately as no climax, no resolution, no meaning. So don't moan at me for the ''rough'' translation Danny uses. Both are right!

Reviews are welcome!