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Eric Cartman Must Die

By: Kingcobra
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Chapters: 8
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Disclaimer: I do not own South Park, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
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Fight To The Death

Eric Cartman Must Die, Act 7

A/N: This is the last chapter in which a major character (maybe more then one) will die. An alternate ending may come later.

WARNING/DISCLAIMER: Same as all the others.

[Tenorman's House, late evening. The room is filled with lit candles. Liane is tied to a chair in the living room.]

Scott: You love your son, don't you, Mrs. Cartman?

Liane: [mumbles something through the gag in her mouth.]

Scott: Well, after tonight, he'll be dead. [laughs sinisterly]

[Suddenly, the front door kicks in, and Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny rush in, all carrying knives. Scott reacts by pulling a gun out of his pocket and placing it against Liane's head.]

Scott: One more step, and I'll blow her brains out, fatass.

Cartman: AY! I'm not fat, asshole!

Scott: Just shut the fuck up, or else... [subtly places the barrel of the gun against Liane's temple, who is strangely quiet through all of this. Kyle and Kenaneuaneuver themselves to tackle Scott from behind.]

Cartman: What do you want?

Scott: What do you think I want? [cocks the trigger] You took my parents from me. [sneers] Eye for an eye, you little bastard. [suddenly spins around to face Kyle and Kenny] Try it, and you two will lose your heads... literally.

[His gun accidentally goes off, blowing Kenny away.]

Stan: Oh my god, Scott killed Kenny.

Cartman: [charges Scott in rage] YOU BASTARD!! [grabs Scott's gun hand and they struggle, knocking several candles on the floor in the meantime. The room quickly catches fire.]

Stan: [to Kyle and Cartman] Dude, we've gotta get the hell outta here!

Cartman: Not without my mom! [kicks Scott in the nuts, and grabs the gun out of his hands, pointing the barrel at Scott'e forehead. The derranged teen only laughs mockingly.]

Scott: Go ahead and shoot. You won't do it. You can't do it.

Cartman: Wanna bet? [fires]

[Scott goes flying against the wall and slides to the floor, brains gushing from the bullet wound between his eyes. Dead.]

Stan: [untying Liane] Let's get the fuck out!

[Cartman drops the gun and assists Kyle in dragging his mom out. They are only five feet from the doorway when the floor gives out underneath Stan's feet.]

Stan: [lands in the cellar] Shit! Get me out of here!

Kyle: [leans down to try and pull Stan out] Hold on, dude! [A piece of flaming ceiling drops on Kyle, crushing him beyond the point of saving. Cartman leaves Stan and Kyle's corpse behind and drags his mom out.]

Stan: Cartman! Goddamnit! Get back here and get me out of...

[Cartman makes it outside just as the house collapses onto itself, killing Stan instantly. Cartman sighs and looks at his mother.]

Cartman: At least I saved you, mom. Best of all, I don't have to deal with any of those assholes anymore!

Liane: Let's go home.

[They do. ]

The End.

FINAL NOTE: I want to give a special thanks to everyone who reviewed my fic. I had fun writing it and it gave me pleasure to know that you guys enjoyed it. You guys all kick ass. I want to apologize for killing Stan and Kyle, but I had to, for the sake of the ending. Maybe in the alternate ending, they'll survive.

Until next time, good luck.

DeadKenny.
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