The Ultimate ZADAGABAGABAMATAZAGAMR novel
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+G through L › Invader Zim › Slash - Male/Male
Rating:
Adult ++
Chapters:
12
Views:
4,169
Reviews:
19
Recommended:
0
Currently Reading:
0
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I do not own Invader Zim, nor any of the characters from it. I do not make any money from the writing of this story.
the most horrible chapter yet
Up in space, passing another conquered planet, The Massive was proceeding slowly to their next destination, the Sex planet in the Sex solar system in the Sex galaxy. Two omnipotent rulers inside smiled as their conquest continued without a hitch.
"I still don't get why we made that planet a planet of manufacturing sticky notes." commented Almighty Tallest Red.
"Jesus, we must have been wasted. We've drank so many bottles of Irken drunky drink that I can barely see my hand in front of my face. Let's get some hangover pills and try staying sober for a while." Purple said.
"Dude, you said 'hang over'. It's like 'hung low', like a penis or something. Heh heh."
"Fuck. You are too drunk. Ok, ok, one last drunk game then we gotta sober up."
"Ok, tell me, what's the strangest place you ever wacked off?" Red questioned, blinking periodically to keep his eyes focused.
"Dude, you know when we launched Skoodge into Blortch?"
"Yeah, as sas such a fag"
"I jerked off in the cannon."
"Dude you are fucked up"
"Ok, where's the strangest place you've done it?"
"Well I jerked off into the SIR unit for...well.....Skoodge, Stink, Grappa, Nen, and Sneakyonfoota. Maybe it's just the alcohol, but I really have a thing for invaders with red eyes."
"Yeah, I see your 'thing' now, and it's poking out of your robe." Purple said.
Purple was indeed right, as Red's large green member began poking out. Red was embarassed at the incident, but at the same time puzzled, as all irken genitalia was breeded out 100 years ago. Purple was equally curious, and touched it to see what it would do. It twitched and grew a little.
"Purple, what are you doing?" Asked Red.
"It's cute. Can I kiss it?" Purple replied.
"Oh, fine, I want to pleasure you too, but let's call Zim and tell him he s the the big one before we suck each other." Red suggested.
Purple pressed a couple of buttons, and soon Zim was on the screen, completely naked and enjoying some violent buttsex with Dib at one end and Professor Membrane on the other. Purple's eyes widened before clearing his voice, and stating clearly, "Zim, everyone in the Irken empire hates your fucking guts and we all want you to die. Your mission is a fraud and you are a homosexual gay piece of shit."
Perhaps it was the fact that Zim currently had his mouth full of Torque Smacky, or that he was being penetrated by his worst enemy, but suddenly he realized that his entire mission was a joke, and that his life was suddenly meaningless. Of course, the thought never occured to him before, but that was before he realized what a raging bisexual he was. Soon Zim popped himself out of the massive pile of sweat and sex, and ran home crying all the way.
"Zim! Come back! I love you!" Dib said.
"I still don't get why we made that planet a planet of manufacturing sticky notes." commented Almighty Tallest Red.
"Jesus, we must have been wasted. We've drank so many bottles of Irken drunky drink that I can barely see my hand in front of my face. Let's get some hangover pills and try staying sober for a while." Purple said.
"Dude, you said 'hang over'. It's like 'hung low', like a penis or something. Heh heh."
"Fuck. You are too drunk. Ok, ok, one last drunk game then we gotta sober up."
"Ok, tell me, what's the strangest place you ever wacked off?" Red questioned, blinking periodically to keep his eyes focused.
"Dude, you know when we launched Skoodge into Blortch?"
"Yeah, as sas such a fag"
"I jerked off in the cannon."
"Dude you are fucked up"
"Ok, where's the strangest place you've done it?"
"Well I jerked off into the SIR unit for...well.....Skoodge, Stink, Grappa, Nen, and Sneakyonfoota. Maybe it's just the alcohol, but I really have a thing for invaders with red eyes."
"Yeah, I see your 'thing' now, and it's poking out of your robe." Purple said.
Purple was indeed right, as Red's large green member began poking out. Red was embarassed at the incident, but at the same time puzzled, as all irken genitalia was breeded out 100 years ago. Purple was equally curious, and touched it to see what it would do. It twitched and grew a little.
"Purple, what are you doing?" Asked Red.
"It's cute. Can I kiss it?" Purple replied.
"Oh, fine, I want to pleasure you too, but let's call Zim and tell him he s the the big one before we suck each other." Red suggested.
Purple pressed a couple of buttons, and soon Zim was on the screen, completely naked and enjoying some violent buttsex with Dib at one end and Professor Membrane on the other. Purple's eyes widened before clearing his voice, and stating clearly, "Zim, everyone in the Irken empire hates your fucking guts and we all want you to die. Your mission is a fraud and you are a homosexual gay piece of shit."
Perhaps it was the fact that Zim currently had his mouth full of Torque Smacky, or that he was being penetrated by his worst enemy, but suddenly he realized that his entire mission was a joke, and that his life was suddenly meaningless. Of course, the thought never occured to him before, but that was before he realized what a raging bisexual he was. Soon Zim popped himself out of the massive pile of sweat and sex, and ran home crying all the way.
"Zim! Come back! I love you!" Dib said.